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James Deen
I recently did a survey of all of the lesbians in my office to come up with a list of the top five hetero porn stars dykes love. It was incredibly scientific, so I won’t go into the details, but let me assure you that this list represents all lady lovin’ ladies. OK, so really this is just a bunch of dudes that I like to watch fuck – but in this day and age anyone who has a blog is an expert, so this is an expert’s opinion! Thank you internet.
Even though I don’t want to do it with boys, I like good old fashion straight porn as much the next guy. I know I can always count on these five men for a great scene, plus I’m pretty sure they’d all be cool to drink beer with.
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Here we go again, checking out our girl Joanna Angel’s hilariously dead-on porno spoof. This week we’re up to scene two, an anal romp staring Pixie Pearl as the obnoxious porn star and James Deen as the cable guy who’s filling in for the perpetually late and charmingly dim Tommy Pistol. I literally laughed out loud as Pixie stares blankly into the camera, then to Joanna and mutters “what’s my next line?,” then after Joanna feeds her the simple phrase, gets it wrong anyway. Not that it matters, because the reverse cowgirl and doggie style butt-fucking and clit rubbing about to ensue makes up for all the purposely lame-o dialogue they could possibly dish out. I love how flushed Pixie P gets as she takes all James Deen has to offer up her ass. But the best by far is when Tommy comes in at the end, all hurried and babbling excuses and some guy randomly tasers him. I’m not even sure if it’s real or part of the script, but it pretty much made my experience - teenage boy Jackass style.
Scene two was pretty good, but I accidentally caught a few minutes of scene three as I was finishing up, and holy hot, you guys are in for a treat next week!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I’d totally be an evil villain if that meant that Joanna’s Angels would come after me. Sure, it’d be to kick my ass, but really, does that matter? I’ve got a total weakness for inked chicks, so watching a girl with tattooed knuckles finger an asshole might be the hottest thing I’ve seen in a while. Not to say that Joanna’s double penetration with Tommy Pistol and James Deen in scene 8 is anything but impressive, but I’d expect nothing less from someone as awesomely tough as Miss Angel herself. So, whether she’s kicking my ass or bustin’ out the “magic handjob,” count me in.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I love nerds. I am a nerd. In college, you would find me in the theatre until all hours, or watching my friends DnD. Therefore, the second I saw this movie, I had to watch it. I’m still not quite sure how the first scene fits into the video, but it wasn’t at all what I was looking for. Luckily, it picked up right after that, nerdy boys and all - hurray! I knew it was a true nerd movie when the Darth Vader helmet came out. It’s a fun, laid back film about a couple of nerdy, horny and desperate college guys who have no goals in life other to get a good fuck or two, and the film follows their ludicrous exploits in this direction. It offers humor (and a few jokes mocking the anti-sex right wing), and some well-known stars such as James Deen, Hillary Scott, and Katsumi. A fun film, maybe even worth viewing with friends. Yay nerd porn!
-Essin’ Em
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Joanna Angel is back, and her movie is as fun and fabulous as ever in “Porny Monster.” While the sex, as always, is hardcore, hot and edgy (I’ll come back to that, don’t worry), what really made this movie were the sets, the costumes and the make up. I was so envious of most of the outfits, and I loved loved loved some of the super interesting and unique things that were done with make up. As far as shooting on location; sex in a nightclub, with the music pounding and lights flashing, has definitely made it on my new fantasies list. As usual, there was a steamy pairing between Joanna and her real life fuck toy (and partner) James Deen, and the chemistry showed. And as is true to Joanna Angel, there was hot topless dancing. And when I say dancing, I’m not talking about club dancing, I’m talking about rocking out to good music while taking off clothing and jumping around the living room. Everything I hoped it would be, and more!
-Essin’ Em
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