After Tuesday’s bout with the uber artsy girl-girl flick, I was in the mood for a nice slice of solo man meat. One look at Criss Strokes’s long lean body and I was all in for Criss Strokes Solo.
This tall glass of milk sports one giant cock. I’d say its average when it comes to girth, but this thing is long and strong and down to get the friction on. It is one impressive and mesmerizing 10 inch dick that may have actually hypnotized me while I watched him jerk off.
In addition to having a beautiful cock, Criss has a nice chiseled body. *I must interrupt this review to say that J.D. was just making sexy faces at me and her bubble gum fell out of her mouth and into her cleavage. Hahahaha! I heart her like you can’t even imagine.* Anyway, Criss has a muscular bod, but isn’t too beefy and stuck together. He tops off at 6’3” and looks like a dude I’d check out while passing by a basketball court.
Mr. Strokes plays with himself through his shorts and eventually strips down so we can watch him jerk off on the black leather couch. He is watching some porno on the old boob tube so we get to see his focused masturbation faces. I love this because his reactions aren’t forced for the camera. He just strokes away until he comes on his stomach, smack in betwixt his defined obliques.
This short little smut clip is perfect for any of you pervy voyeurs like me out there. Free of bells and whistles, you get so see a cute young stud stroke his massive dick as if he is all by himself on a Tuesday night. 2 thumbs up from this lover of solo cock stroking.
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J.D. on January 7th, 2010
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Happy (late) Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Yes, it’s not actually Humpday, but flu management duty had me out of the office yesterday, so let’s just pretend that it is… It’s the first week of 2010! We made it! That also means that it’s the first full week back after two short weeks in a row, so this humpday totally needs some extra link loving to remind us that a full week can fly by too. We are also anxiously awaiting the AVN Awards (the Oscars of porn), which happens this weekend in Vegas, so let’s get to the link loving and kick the second half of this week into overdrive!
- Porn star Taryn Thomas already has a Jersey Shore porno parody in the works! A self proclaimed “Italian Guidette from New Jersey,” Thomas began the project as soon as she saw the MTV reality show. To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure how different this flick will be from both the real show, and from all the other porns featuring tan chicks with big boobs, lots of hair and a love for hot tubs…
- While a recent study found that 29% of British women admit that fitting into their old jeans would be better than sex, I actually prefer to look at it like Em and Lo – that 71% of British ladies aren’t putting their skinny pants above getting busy. I think it’s a much better statistic that way. Thanks ladies!
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While it’s definitely nice to have five or six scenes to choose from when you aren’t sure what you’re looking for, it’s not always necessary. When I saw the star bios for these two dudes, I knew right away that I didn’t need any more options.
The entire film is only thirty minutes long and there’s no reason you can’t watch the entire thing, I’d suggest the second scene if you’ve got places to be. The first isn’t bad, but it’s a bit slower (which means some good oral action) and more of a set up for the pounding that takes place in the second.
With multiple positions and both boys bottoming at some point, there’s a lot going on in the second scene. I always love when it seems like a couple isn’t fucking for the first time, and I have a feeling Collin and Hurley have been on this ride before. By the time they’re finished, Collin is standing above a cum covered Hurley and both boys are exhausted. You know I don’t like to dish all of the dirty details, but let me just say that the thirty minutes it took to wear these boys are packed full of frenzied fucking.
Jake Cruise movies are really hit or miss for me, but this one is definitely worth a watch.
-The Porn Librarian
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Well, if you want to see hot straight dudes jerking off, look no further than this one from Jake Cruise Media. No one is going to capture the sheer hotness of a dude rubbing one out than a big homo hoping to get lucky and get in on the action.
I’ve enjoyed many Jake Cruise movies in the past, but this is the first straight up JO flick I’ve seen. I actually appreciate that there’s no weird massage or anything, the movie just focuses on cute Tony Capucci working his pretty cock until it explodes. That’s it – plain and simple.
Cappuci is a really hot Italian guy with a really nice body who obviously takes great pleasure in showing it off. He starts by stripping out of his clothes and quickly gets to work. What’s really great about this scene is that Cruise takes the time to capture the action from a lot of different angles. I’ve seen a lot of uninspired JO flicks where no one seems to have much interest in anything besides finishing. Capucci is in no rush as he poses for the camera throughout.
Overall, this is a great example of what solo male videos should look like – hot guy, great camera work and a big finish!
-The Porn Librarian
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