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Jada Fire
Written by: J.D. on June 16th, 2011
If you are going to cum all over the pace, why waste it on the bed? I’m of the belief that faces are the perfect place to deposit a hot load of delicious female ejaculation, and luckily this fabulous compilation from Elegant Angel seems to agree with me.
 Sure, I get that the actual act may be somewhat too risqué for some folks, but what’s not to like about watching a little face/cum action on screen? No, I understand that people have all sorts of charged feelings about facials, but I think it’s hot, and I know if I do, then there are some of you out there that agree, and that’s why I am reviewing this flick!
I barely even got the tip in when I was faced with a room full of cheerleaders initiating new girl Kristina Rose by all squirting on her at the same time. And just when I thought it was so hardcore, they went even further, using the megaphone to direct their cum right into her waiting mouth.
My jaw was literally on the floor as I watched this scene (it’s the second scene, by the way). In fact, I turned to my boss and explained, saying that I did not even know what to say, and he just answered “say yes.” So, yes, I am giving a most definite YES to this scene.
I’ll be honest that I wasn’t as impressed with the rest of the scenes. Yes, there was a ridiculous amount of girl cum all over a whole bunch of waiting faces, which I was a big fan of, but it all seemed to repeat itself over and over again. Don’t get me wrong, I am usually pretty happy to watch a group of ladies douse each other in pussy juice, but seeing the same set up in each scene ended up being kind of a turn off this time.
All-in-all, I did really enjoy this flick, even if I would have hoped for more variety.
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Written by: J.D. on May 3rd, 2011
When it comes to movies we’ve been eagerly anticipating, us HM4Her reviewers sometimes like to take our sweet time and write about each scene by itself. So, of course, when the third installment of Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex series, Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind, came out, we just knew it was going to be a scene-by-scene kind of adventure. And really, thank goodness that’s how we roll, because this bad boy is waaaay to hot for only one review.
 So far, Ginger Leigh and I have reviewed scenes one (with Jiz Lee) and two (with Ramon Nomar), which were both fantastic, but three is the one I’ve REALLY been looking forward to – Jada Fire. Apparently the pair had never worked before together either and Adrianna really wanted to get submission on with the super hot Ms. Fire.
One of the things I really loved about this scene is that even before the sex portion of the scene started, Jada was specific about her boundaries during her interview. She has lines she doesn’t cross and is careful not to fuck with people’s minds, which I think is a really awesome thing for her to share with us. She spoke about her own submission experience that left her scarred and explained what she does differently. I really appreciate that kind of communication and candor featured in a porno flick. Thanks Jada, and Tristan, of course. And thanks Adrianna for making the request. Onward to the sex! Read the rest of this entry »
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Written by: J.D. on April 22nd, 2010
You hire a tutor to help you with algebra, or to prep you for the GREs, so it only makes sense to utilize that same sort of assistance in the sexin’ department – especially if you are trying something totally new. And nobody knows this more than the ladies of Triangle Films! In this, their 10th volume of the fabulously sexy Lesbian Tutors series, director Kathryn Annelle wastes no time getting these super hot ladies to “crack the books” and show each other the lady lovin’ ropes. And lucky us – this four scene installment features the amazing skills of Jada Fire, Melissa Monet, Dia Zerva, Ariel X, Ginger Lynn and more! Ladies, get ready for lesson 10!
Each of the four scenes had their own appeal and swoon-worthy parts, but the one that kept my finger on the rewind button (read: I need to see that again!) was the opener – the exxxtra sexy pairing of Jada Fire and Melissa Monet.
Ever since I met Melissa Monet a few weeks ago and spent a little time chatting about her porno experience, I’ve been keyed up to watch her on screen again. I mean, she was getting super into it just talking about her scenes with some women, so I knew it would be nothing short of electric to really see her in action. Let’s just say I was far from disappointed.
Kicking off the movie with the lovely Jada Fire, Monet easily slides into lover mode after a smattering of dialogue (which honestly isn’t amazing, but far from the worst I’ve ever seen) and within minutes the clothes start to fly. It’s not long before Jada has her legs wrapped tightly around Melissa’s head, holding her in a leglock that is pure ecstasy. And that orgasm? Totally 100% real and totally 100% megahot! In fact, that’s actually one of my favorite things about Triangle Films – they let their performers fuck and whole-heartedly enjoy themselves. How often do you hear that in porn? Not very often, I’m sure. Yet it truly makes the movie – and my experience watching it.
I may have been around the dildo a few times myself, but I never get bored of watching ladies get busy with each other for the first time – even if it’s just a porno fantasy first time. If you’re nodding in agreement, get to watchin’ – you won’t be sorry!
- J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on February 11th, 2010
I can’t say I ever imagined that I would ever find prison sex totally sexy. Usually behind the bars bangin’ is portrayed as less than appealing, but now that I’ve seen the light, I know just now amazing it can be. And by the light, you know I’m talking about Triangle Films first feature, River Rock Women’s Prison! That’s right, the fabulous ladies of Triangle have tried their hand at a full-length feature, and wow, did they get it right!
Not just you’re average “women-in-prison” flick, this 2+ hour adventure takes us through the steamy encounters and racy power dynamics going on inside the walls River Rock Women’s Prison (RRWP), complete with amazing sets and stellar acting. The plot-heavy storyline is even spot on (think Shawshank Redemption good, but with sex!). Seriously, Triangle really did the industry justice with this one. I mean really, it’s not that often that I talk about how much I enjoyed the acting and film editing in a porn. But onward to the fucking… and story!
RRWP is a small private institution run by Warden Adams (the incredibly sexy Claire Adams) and her band of female correction officers (Adrianna Nicole and Jada Fire) and definitely rehabilitates the ladies in more ways than one. When it comes to the jail yard big shots, it’s all about Melissa Monet (Madame), Dia Zerva and Syd Blakovich. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to meet these tough gals in a dark alley… or would I? Tough as nails on the surface, these hardcore chicks know how to fuck like champs (as well as actually act!) and steal the spotlight in each of their scenes. And we can’t forget about Marie Luv, Justine Jolie and Ariel X – holy crap was this movie packed to the gills with amazingly hot and talented women!
While I can honestly say I really enjoyed the whole movie from start to finish, there was one scene that stood out from the rest. I don’t know if it was just because I didn’t expect it, or maybe was the intensity that stuck with me, but scene 9, with Claire Adams and Dia Zerva, that totally has me thinking about it the next day. A sexy take on solitary confinement, Warden Adam treats Zerva to a special punishment that includes rope bondage, clothes pins and lots of hot strap-on fucking. The multi-talented Adams showcases her awesome skills while delighting her audiences and keeping up her role as Warden to a “T.”
This is a seriously good story with awesome acting and a production quality/editing that should be the standard. All I know is that if that’s what goes on in a women’s prison, I’m seriously considering jaywalking next time I see a police officer. I know I have the right to remain silent… but I can’t make any guarantees.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene between Paylin, Hartley’s Clinton and Jada Fire’s Condi Rice. I think I was actually a little uncomfortable with the whole thing and couldn’t get over it. Weird.
Anyways, what I did really like was the opening scene where Mick Blue and Sascha play Russian dudes (apparently Russia is in her backyard!) who totally tag team Paylin. While she’s no Tina Fey, Lisa Ann does a really good job of portraying McCain’s former running mate and I have to say I enjoyed watching these men go to town on her.
While I was a little reluctant to see this one, the non-sex scenes are freaking hilarious and Lisa Ann is fantastic as Paylin. She’s a super sexy and smart lady, and if you missed it the first time around you should check out the video interview we did with her last year. It’s nice to see her getting a lot of press again!
If you are far enough removed from the bullshit that went down with the real Palin, and are looking for a fun movie with big stars and hot sex, this Hustler flick is pretty rad.
PS Mike Horner is super awesome as Bill O’Reilly!
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on March 4th, 2009
Kimberly Kane makes the kind of movies I would want to watch even if people kept their clothes on. I don’t know what it is about her stylized films, but they offer up more than just naked folks and plot. It’s almost like you can actually see the love Kane puts into it – the time and energy she takes to make it just right. Sure, I didn’t love every hardcore blowjob scene, but hey, if I’m willing to overlook that deep throat sound to watch the rest of a porno – that definitely says something.
From the start, Kane hits the ground running with racy, provocative images – like Aubrey Hollander getting fucked silly with a pistol – and keeps it coming all the way till the credit roll. The attention to detail and easily forgotten nuances (such as Faith Leon’s bangles clinking together while she pistol fucks Hollander) just added to the thrill of the visuals to make it totally hot.
My favorite scene of the bunch had to be Jada Fire’s couch romp in scene 5. Holy crap does her ass look amazing in those glittery shorts! There isn’t much more to it than the standard blowjob, pussy licking, girl on top trifecta, but Jada’s dirty mouth and intense moans make the scene one I want to watch over and over again. Two thumbs up for Jada Fire and the fabulous Kimberly Kane!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything – even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.
The scenes were amusing – Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head – but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.
That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton – they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.
Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.
-M.
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