You are either living under a rock (or not living in America) if you don’t know that today is election day here in the States and that we are voting for president this year. I know I, for one, am seriously ready for this election to be done with – not only to finally know for sure who will be leading us for the next four years, but also so we can actually talk about something else. Though I am so totally over hearing about politics (even though I am a political person and have strong views about the election), … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Election Day 2012 Edition!
We are super excited to find out that Hustler is releasing a new porno starring the legendary Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy! They are definitely two of our favorite stars and we are sure they are going to make magic happen. Nina and Ron are pros in the adult biz so we are certain we won’t be disappointed. This is a porno dream come true and when it hits the HotMoviesForHer shelves, you’re going to hear a lot about it. Check out the box cover and press release below for more information on Nina Loves Ron. HUSTLER VIDEO PRESENTS NINA … Continue reading Nina Loves Ron – Coming Soon!
Today is one of those days where we celebrate the creativity that goes into creating porno titles. People really go out of their way to come up with clever names that will grasp the viewer’s attention and hopefully get them to press the play button. This Top Five Tuesday isn’t necessarily about recommending 5 pornos you should watch, although you should probably watch these pornos. This post is about poking a little fun at XXX movies. We love smut and we think it is okay to not take it so seriously all the time. Is it porn for women? Well, … Continue reading Lez Do A Top Five Tuesday!
A few weeks back, I posted a picture gallery featuring some of the hottest guys in the industry to help squash any doubts folks may have had about attractive dudes in porn. Today I decided that only offering pictures just doesn’t do these sexy men justice and that I must spend a little extra time with a few of them individually to really get their intense appeal across. Up first is the boy-next-door dreamboat that is Rocco Reed. This Ain’t Jaws XXX (Disc 2) 3-D Version – It’s porn, and it’s 3-D. Oh yeah, you read right, Hustler is back with another 3-D … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Rocco Reed Is A Total Fox!
I’ve been reviewing porn for the last five years, so it’s not all that often that I get to say the thing I am about to say – I am doing something I’ve never done before. I am watching 3-D porn! You heard me right, 3-D porn… and I am watching it at my desk on a regular old computer. Pretty awesome, huh? While I’d heard of 3-D porn before, I’d yet to actually give it a go, or really even want to, to be honest. But once I saw that we got the Jaws parody in 3-D, I just … Continue reading This Ain’t Jaws XXX (Disc 2) 3-D Version
I’ll take BALLS for $100, Alex. Yep, Hustler went there. Balls get their own category in This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX. The XXX part of this porno is quality. It isn’t super hardcore, but Hustler’s brand of hotness – busty babes with well defined eye brows and beautiful smiles – fills the screen. But, I have to say, I was a little disappointed in the parody part of the deal. Perhaps I spent a little too much time watching Jeopardy growing up, but I was looking for a few nuances that just weren’t there. I know, it’s porn and it’s about … Continue reading This Ain’t Jeopardy XXX
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! I’ve been off the last five days, so not only does it not seem quite as long as a week for me, I am also so excited to be talking about porno again – especially on Humpday! What a treat! So, let’s get to celebrating the middle of the week with a little Link Lovin’! – Heat Stroke warning, or Heat Stroke warning?? Look at that grip, would ya?! – Bree Olson tells all about her time winning with Charlie Sheen. – Oral and anal sex are finally legal in Louisiana! Oh, the … Continue reading Bree Olson, Legal BJs and Heat Strokin’ – Link Love!
Happy 4th of July! In case you’re wondering where the Independence Day themed porno is, I’ll start by saying, too F’ing bad. Look, I dug through piles (metaphorically speaking) of dirty movies and there just wasn’t one out there. Well, at least there wasn’t one of any interest. I still decided to go with something as American as the day we use as an excuse to make things explode in the sky, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX. If that doesn’t scream wholesome patriotic fun, I don’t know what does. This Hustler porn parody does a great job of capturing the … Continue reading This Ain’t Happy Days XXX (Disc 1)
I fell in lust with Tori Black over the course of the last year and she’s become one of my go-to performers when I’m looking for inspired fucking. She’s definitely not bad on the eyes, but it’s the energy she puts forth time after time that has me seeking out her scenes. In this Hustler collection, Black takes on an all-star cast of XXX performers that includes Sean Michaels, Evan Stone and Bobbi Star. First up, let’s talk about the threesome that opens the film. Mick Blue and Erik Everhard are hanging out in tuxes and doing their best to … Continue reading Tori Black – Superstar
Well, the stars have aligned and it is officially 90210 day! And of course we need to celebrate – porno style. So sit back and relax with your old friends at the Peach Pit! At least this time Donna isn’t drunk at the prom… Donna Martin Graduates! xoxo J.D.