You are either living under a rock (or not living in America) if you don’t know that today is election day here in the States and that we are voting for president this year. I know I, for one, am seriously ready for this election to be done with – not only to finally know for sure who will be leading us for the next four years, but also so we can actually talk about something else. Though I am so totally over hearing about politics (even though I am a political person and have strong views about the election), I thought we would end this election season with a little porno pizzazz! Check out our Top 5 Political Porns!
Pussy N Politics – Goes together like peanut butter and jelly, right? Also, it’s actually true that there have been many political decisions made with something sexual behind them – like approving a bill in hopes to cover up an affair scandal. If I’m not mistaken, I believe Larry Flynt actually just came out with a book about it, which is fitting to mention since this is a Hustler movie.
Linda Lovelace For President – This classic political satire is 1970’s fantastic, with Linda Lovelace (of Deep Throat fame) in a fictional campaign to become president. If you need something awesome to get your mind off of the news coverage of this election, you’ve come to the right place!
Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF – Sure, this is a throwback from the 2008 election with our good ol’ hockey mom VP hopeful, Sarah Palin, but hey, it’s pop culture now. Lisa Ann’s popularity went through the roof as soon as she busted out her skirt suits and chipper Alaskan accent – and then busted out of both of them. Plus this flick won an AVN Award for Clever Title of the Year.
Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package – I couldn’t get through this list without adding at least one of the Obama porns that came out during the 2008 election. I haven’t seen any new ones this time around, so I just swiped this oldie-but-goodie to grace our pervy political picks. I admit that it’s a little on the tacky side, but the alternative was worse, and I refuse to watch Obama Is Nailin’ Palin because that is just disturbing.
The Delegate – And lastly we have another dated beauty, which isn’t a classic really because it’s from the ’90s, though I guess that’s starting to push it’s way into classic status, huh? Anyway, this cunning candidate is ready to get votes any way, which includes stuffing more than the ballot box. Luckily he has some constituents that are willing to help, whatever it takes. Yum.
Take a break from watching CNN and relax with a little political porn!
We are super excited to find out that Hustler is releasing a new porno starring the legendary Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy! They are definitely two of our favorite stars and we are sure they are going to make magic happen. Nina and Ron are pros in the adult biz so we are certain we won’t be disappointed. This is a porno dream come true and when it hits the HotMoviesForHer shelves, you’re going to hear a lot about it. Check out the box cover and press release below for more information on Nina Loves Ron.
HUSTLER VIDEO PRESENTS NINA LOVES RON A Love Story 35 Years-in-the-Making
CANOGA PARK, CA – July 25, 2012 – Hustler, the most powerful name in adult entertainment, today announced that two of the industry’s greatest stars will be showcased in a new scene coming to DVD next week. “Nina Loves Ron” features Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy in a send-up of modern dating by two masters of the craft, directed by Axel Braun.
In addition to all-new content featuring the trials of online dating, the first tentative steps of budding love and (of course) sex, the DVD includes classic scenes from Nina and Ron with such co-stars as Tom Byron, Alicia Monet, Crystal Wilder and Renee Morgan.
“We are all huge fans of both of these stars,” said Drew Rosenfeld, Hustler’s Creative Director. “We wanted to create a project where, after 35 years, we could bring Nina and Ron together again, and make a film that stands out. I think we succeeded. This film will make you want to fall in love again.”
Nina Loves Ron is set for release on Tuesday, July 31, 2012.
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Today is one of those days where we celebrate the creativity that goes into creating porno titles. People really go out of their way to come up with clever names that will grasp the viewer’s attention and hopefully get them to press the play button. This Top Five Tuesday isn’t necessarily about recommending 5 pornos you should watch, although you should probably watch these pornos. This post is about poking a little fun at XXX movies. We love smut and we think it is okay to not take it so seriously all the time. Is it porn for women? Well, that’s for you to decide.
Lez Be Friends 1 – These gals decide to have a little girl time by way of ball gags and anal beads. I mean really, is there any other way to get to know your gal pal? In all seriousness, these kinky ladies get hot and I’m not just talking about the candle wax! Not to worry, there is a Lez Be Friends 2 so we can see what antics they’ll be up to next!
Lez Be Best Fucking Friends – The folks in that last porno may have been close, but this porno is about taking friendship to the next level. Yeah, we’re talking about broken heart best friend charms and shit. Hustler knows how to bring women together in such a way that they feel safe and comfortable with each other. These ladies show each other how much they care by sucking on dildos by a waterfall and fucking each other in positions that require a series of advanced hot yoga classes first. These friendships are real and lasting. I’m pretty sure they would take a bullet for each other.
Lez Talk, More Action – Enough of this nonsense about friends, we need to get down to brass tax. This lesbian porno is all business. They’re so serious about cunnilingus and vibrator sex that they don’t have time to come up with new names. That’s right, the infamous Dru Berrymore leads these girls right into the belly of the beast. By beast I mean pussy.
Lez Do Lunch – On a more casual note, these ladies are looking to enjoy a nice salad, a bottle of wine and some vagina. I hear it’s in season and it’s local too. They’re not concerned with female bonding, nor are they in a hurry to scissor. They just want to enjoy a nice picnic. It’s a good thing that Bob from Bob’s Videos knows just the place.
Lez Celebrate – Bob is back with more ladies that are ready to spend the afternoon together.This time, a real estate agent comes over to celebrate the closing on a new house. She take advantage of hubby being away and moves in on his territory. The wife decides, “what the hell, lez celebrate.”
A few weeks back, I posted a picture gallery featuring some of the hottest guys in the industry to help squash any doubts folks may have had about attractive dudes in porn. Today I decided that only offering pictures just doesn’t do these sexy men justice and that I must spend a little extra time with a few of them individually to really get their intense appeal across. Up first is the boy-next-door dreamboat that is Rocco Reed.
This Ain’t Jaws XXX (Disc 2) 3-D Version – It’s porn, and it’s 3-D. Oh yeah, you read right, Hustler is back with another 3-D parody and this time it is shark-infested! Rocco isn’t a main player in this cheesy/awesome spoof, but it’s still awesome enough to make this list. The 3-D effects are a novelty and end up being pretty fun, especially around the shark. I was disappointed by all the money shots (I want to feel like I am about to get a facial!), but otherwise this dirty remake is thumbs up!
An Eternal Love – New Sensations‘ new Romance line is bringing out the big guns of passion and chemistry with a bunch of new movies that star super hot guys having sensual, erotic experiences with beautiful women. Good thing for us that Rocco Reed is in some of these movies, romancing those ladies every which way he can… even as a dead guy in this flick.
Bobbi Loves Boys – Bobbi Starr does not fuck around when it comes to the men in her life. She wants them, and she wants them NOW. One at a time, two, three, four – it doesn’t matter to her. The more the better. She takes Rocco on all alone for their scene, pleasuring him in a whole host of different ways, including an extra hot footjob. We love Bobbi, and we really love that she loves boys!
Sex World – A remake of the 1978 classic of the same name, this futuristic fuckfest offers up the hottest in arousing amusement parks, where the visitors can live out their sexy fantasies with robotic women that are programmed for giving pleasure. Sounds pretty fucking awesome, huh? I can’t wait for the future!
Throat: A Cautionary Tale – This multiple AVN Award-winning, modern day, darker Deep Throat inspired porno offers up the story of a woman on the edge of her sexual awakening, who realizes her clitoris is located at the back of her throat. While Reed is only featured fucking in one scene, and plays a minor character, this is still one of my favorites that includes him in the cast.
I’ve been reviewing porn for the last five years, so it’s not all that often that I get to say the thing I am about to say – I am doing something I’ve never done before. I am watching 3-D porn! You heard me right, 3-D porn… and I am watching it at my desk on a regular old computer. Pretty awesome, huh?
While I’d heard of 3-D porn before, I’d yet to actually give it a go, or really even want to, to be honest. But once I saw that we got the Jaws parody in 3-D, I just knew I had to give it a try. The first obstacle was to find a pair of 3-D glasses. The new glasses you get a 3-D mainstream movies don’t work with this; only the old school red and blue ones (anaglyph 3D) do the trick. I was lucky enough to have a coworker who had a pair at her desk (which makes sense because she turns the DVDs into digital movies, so she’d have a pair from the actual DVD). I’m sure you have a pair lying around your house, or you can buy one pretty easily online for cheap.
I was skeptical as the credits rolled in the beginning, but once actual people came onto the screen, I could really see the 3-D effects working. It’s actually pretty cool. It took a minute for my eyes to adjust, and the credits came in handy then as well to give me that time to adjust. Good on the director’s end, they didn’t wait too long to get the action started. Because, really, the reason the 3-D is so cool is that we get to see people fucking in a different way. And though I didn’t think it would make a difference, in reality, it actually kind of does.
Don’t get me wrong – it doesn’t look like Lily LaBeau and Danny Wylde are screwing on my desk or anything extreme like that, but it definitely gives a more layered look to everything. I especially liked the 3-D bouncing tits. What can I say, I’m only human. The three dimensional aspect adds to the sex, but I’m not sure if I would just chalk that up to a new, exciting novelty, or that it really does bring something extra hot to the table. I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as it makes me wet, right? I will say that I did really enjoy the close up angles. In a way, I felt a little more engaged in the sex with the 3-D element involved.
My biggest disappointment is in the cumshots. I was hoping they would POP more, but alas that is not the case. Like I just said to my co-workers, “If I am going to wear these silly glasses, I want to feel like I am going to get a facial. Like I have to dodge the cum coming straight for my eyes.”
Since this is “ This Ain’t Jaws XXX,” I know you are all curious about the shark. Yes, there was a bunch of Jaws sightings, and yes, it’s pretty cool in 3-D. I especially liked the scene where Evan Stone gets eaten. They did a good job of making everything with the shark feel extra exciting with the 3-D. Other than that, 3-D porn is a neat novelty, but it made me feel kind of nauseated, to be honest. I have motion sickness issues anyway, so I’m not surprised, but still, who likes to feel like they wanna barf while watching porn?
Or if you are into Jaws, but not into 3-D, head over to check out the 2-D version.
The XXX part of this porno is quality. It isn’t super hardcore, but Hustler’s brand of hotness – busty babes with well defined eye brows and beautiful smiles – fills the screen. But, I have to say, I was a little disappointed in the parody part of the deal. Perhaps I spent a little too much time watching Jeopardy growing up, but I was looking for a few nuances that just weren’t there. I know, it’s porn and it’s about the fucking, but if you’re going to poke fun at Jeopardy, give me a “This Ain’t Jeopardyyyyyyy” intro, damnit!
There are sex scenes throughout this game show porno, but I especially liked the use of their “Caught in the Act” video category which utilizes quickie-type sex scenes. My favorite was the glory hole scene. I am always intrigued by the notion of a penis poking through a hole in the wall. It’s just so… dirty. This particular scene turns into an actual face to face bathroom stall fuck. Is it still considered a “glory hole”, Alex?
Finally, we get to see two of the contestants fuck in the second to last sex scene. Mr. Pete and Codi Carmichael(the losing contestants) do it in front of the contestants’ podiums, just like you know you want to. Well, anyone who has ever watched Jeopardy wants to! The movie concludes when Alex Trebek (Dale DaBone) nails MILF hottie and Jeopardy XXX winner, Diamond Foxxx. I always imagined that F’ing Alex would be part of the prize!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! I’ve been off the last five days, so not only does it not seem quite as long as a week for me, I am also so excited to be talking about porno again – especially on Humpday! What a treat! So, let’s get to celebrating the middle of the week with a little Link Lovin’!
In case you’re wondering where the Independence Day themed porno is, I’ll start by saying, too F’ing bad. Look, I dug through piles (metaphorically speaking) of dirty movies and there just wasn’t one out there. Well, at least there wasn’t one of any interest. I still decided to go with something as American as the day we use as an excuse to make things explode in the sky, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX. If that doesn’t scream wholesome patriotic fun, I don’t know what does.
This Hustler porn parody does a great job of capturing the feel of the original show, complete with canned laughter. The cast looks great in their 1950’s attire and hair. Even when they’re fucking, they keep a piece of clothing on to remind us that they are indeed portraying characters. Anyone out there who fantasized about doing the Fonz, Joanie or any other loveable Happy Days character, this is your chance to indulge.
Beyond the quality of production value, the sex is fantastic in this flick. The first and last scenes really stood out for me. In the opening scene the guys are discussing their dating issues and ask Fonzie (appropriately played by Tommy Gunn) for a little guidance. They go into the boys’ bathroom and The Fonz beckons two smoking hot babes, Riley Evans and Tori Black. As the threesome unfolds, the guys are still watching and learning in the background and the ladies team up for a quality double blow job to get the party started. From there, they get fucked from the professional that is Mr. Gunn, most notably in an uncomfortable yet impressive pile driver position. The girls tend to each other as they enjoy the deep dicking and all involved are happy campers. Fonze wraps it up by coming on their open mouths, which is followed by a teensy bit of come swapping, which may or may not be your thing. The scene is punctuated with an “AYYY”.
The last scene in This Ain’t Happy Days XXX also stars Fonzie. This time he gets to fuck one MILF-tastic Marion Cunningham, played by Racquel Devine. The sex is hot and Raquel’s big tits look amazing billowing out of her white mom bra as she bounces up and down on Tommy Gunn’s cock. After getting fucked like never before (sorry, Howard) Marion drops to her knees and takes Fonzie’s jizz in her mouth and on her chin. Shortly thereafter, everyone walks in on them. Another “AYYY” and cut.
I can honestly say that I enjoyed this XXX parody for both the production value and the sex. I often find myself board with these types of pornos, so it was nice to get a few laughs as well as save this one for later viewing.
I fell in lust with Tori Black over the course of the last year and she’s become one of my go-to performers when I’m looking for inspired fucking. She’s definitely not bad on the eyes, but it’s the energy she puts forth time after time that has me seeking out her scenes.
In this Hustler collection, Black takes on an all-star cast of XXX performers that includes Sean Michaels, Evan Stone and Bobbi Star.
First up, let’s talk about the threesome that opens the film. Mick Blue and Erik Everhard are hanging out in tuxes and doing their best to ignore Black, who looks as good as ever in thigh highs. The scene is a pornographer’s attempt at art and I really enjoyed something a little different. It’s nice to take away all distraction and focus solely on the sex.
A couple of minutes in, she’s on all fours kissing Blue while Everhard eats her out – it was awesome. For the rest of the action, the guys pass her back and forth taking turns drilling one of the most popular women in XXX. In the end, they unload on her face and we’re on to the next Black scene.
Now I need to talk about Black, Bobbi Starr and a motorcycle. For some reason, I never get sick of watching people fuck on bikes. The women take turns going down on each other before breaking out the toys and going to town. Both women know exactly what they’re doing and really play well to the camera. Good girl/girl stuff!
This is another great collection of Black’s work – there are a lot of them. I’m starting to think someone could release “Tori Black’s Worst Scenes” and the masses would love it!