Disco Lesbians

Well, this is it.  The last movie I’ll ever review at HotMoviesForHer.  Disco Lesbians – a HotOldMovies movie.  It doesn’t get much better than that.  I love disco and I love lesbians.  I mean, who doesn’t?

A couple of foxy ladies get down in a living room/love den.  There are balloons all around and these gals boogie down like there is no tomorrow.  As it turns out, this is not a  a gentleman friends joins the party.  The dancin’ girls show off their moves without their tops on before a little while longer, but can hardly wait to their threesome on.  Who could blame them?  After a night of embodying Boogie Fever, of course they want to get the group sex going.… More

Wet Crotch Saloon

Howdy partner, welcome to the Wet Crotch Saloon, the hottest haunt this side of the Mississippi River.  The bar may be closed, but the action never shuts when it comes to , the folks that made this vintage quickie.

A horny cowgirl comes to grab something to wet her whistle and ends up finding something to quench her thirst in other ways.  The barkeep has this lil’ lady stripped down in no time and makes sure to pay lots of attention to her juicy, engorged clit.  He licks, sucks and rubs her body while she releases his hard cock and goes to town herself, rubbing his dick all over her mouth, face and neck.… More

The Magic Fuck

When you just need a little something different, HotOldMovies is a great place to go.  The pornos are old school, short, and quirky.  With a title like Magic Fuck, you can imagine there is some silliness going down.

A couple of ladies wearing colonial-underpant-garb get sexy with a pile of produce – apples, carrots and the like.  Side note, keep the apples away from your vaginas, folks.  The sugar causes nothing but problems.  They have their fun, but things get interesting when they pull the green bell pepper out.  It doesn’t make contact with the genital region, but it does get rubbed like a magic lamp.  Because bell peppers double for magic lamps all the time, right?  With a few rubs, a genie appears.  Allow me to clarify, when I say “appears” I mean he jumps into the frame.… More

Suze’s Centerfolds #23 – Lust In The Library

This one is dedicated to my horny little book nerds.  It is for those folks who would like nothing more than to bone with all of the reference books watching.  Or who have fantasies about the librarian making a move on you in the fiction section.  Or who just want to get downright dirty on a pile of books.  This porno review is for you.… More

Rain

Today is Election Day here in the U.S.A., which means that a lot of people are pretty stressed out about the coming presidential results.  You could sit and watch CNN all night, keeping your ear to the ground for each individual vote, but why not take a little break and enjoy a dirty movie to keep your spirits up and your blood pressure down… well, after the orgasm, of course.… More

Sex Picnic

Who needs a wicker basket full of finger foods when you can have a sex picnic!   brings us another classic porno quickie – this time offering up a delicious feast of dirty delights!  Two women head into the woods for a romantic romp down by the waterfall.  As they get hot and bothered with a little finger banging, pussy licking and jerking off, a pair of dudes happen upon them.… More

Make Up Make Out

Today is feeling like a  humpday to me!  These short and sweet classics are old school porn quickies that offer up a taste of yester-year while delivering up the goods.  While they each have some sort of plot in the description, the actual flicks generally just get to the action without really showing too much of the storyline, which is a-okay with me.  If I want to get into a whole classic porn adventure, I’d head over and check out a Cecil Howard movie, but since all I want is a tidbit of dated smut, I know I’ve come to the right place.… More

Las Vegas Freaktown

I just spent nearly a week in Las Vegas.  I returned home less than 24 hours ago and I still have Sin City on the brain.  Sure, I’m happy to be back here with partner in crime, J.D. Bauchery, but living it up at the Burlesque Hall Of Fame Weekend was pretty awesome.  I performed (and won), played dress-up everyday and spent a good bit of time lounging at the pool and seeing some pretty amazing shows.  While I love home, I could have used an extra day or two.  However, you can’t always get what you want, so instead I’ll review Las Vegas Freaktown.… More