HotOldMovies

Today I am hitting you all with a short little ditty from HotOldMovies.  It’s Friday and you have things to do so I’m presenting you with a 5 minute and 44 second porno because I respect your time.  Actually, I was super busy today  and only had time to watch a movie of this length.  It’s all about me, but at least I’m being honest.  That isn’t to say that I wouldn’t watch Collection: Rub-A-Tub-Tub anyway.  I’m a total sucker for old school sexin’ so I love HotOldMovies.

First of all, this lady bathes in a clear glass bath tub.  It looks like a giant class cereal bowl.  It is awesome and I want one immediately!  She slides right in and wastes no time in rubbing her pussy.  She is all sudsy and looks super sexy in her glass bowl tub and tan lines.  Naturally, it isn’t long before a fella walks up and offers to wash her back.  He gives her a nice rub down all over her back and perky tits.  She scoots her butt out of the tub so he can go down on her.  I have to say, his oral skills were lacking.  Hopefully over the years he was able to practice and get it together. Lucky for him he was packing quite the cock.  She seemed to enjoy the fucking so I’m guessing that made up for whatever he was going with his mouth.  It really isn’t customary for me to judge someone’s abilities, but it was just too obvious and I couldn’t let it go!

This movie is super short, so it is perfect for a little quickie, especially if the old porno gets you off.  If not, it is still fun to watch with the whole clear bath rub thing going on.  By the way, Calgon literally takes this lady away.  You can see her pouring it in the tub/bowl in the beginning of the clip!

Watch Collection: Rub-A-Tub-Tub now!

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Oh HotOldMovies.  Sometimes I need you in my life.  I need your old school graniness and your short, but fulfilling porno-ness.  Come to me!

It’s a peeping tom’s dream come true!  For real.  Two ladies are having a little sexy nature time when they spot some creepster watching them.  I for one would have totally lost it on this dude, but they don’t.  They totally bring him into the mix.  His day turned out to be far better than he planned.

So creep-a-tron 5000 busts his way up in there and gets his threesome on with two pretty ladies.  The girlies double team his with some two on one blowjob action.   Lucky guy!  He services one gal during a little 69 action which also happens to bring him to his first orgasm.  These women are insatiable and carry on with the cock stroking and sucking.  He is hard once again and right for the riding.

The first lady climbs on top and gets a good taste of what his wang has to offer.  Slow and steady, she rises and falls.  Being the good friend that she is, she hops of and gives her friend a turn.  This time he enjoys her from behind.  I could help but to notice his super groovy watch and rings… wondering which hipster or vintage junky had them today.  I can’t help it.  I notice these things.

Dude gets to splooge yet again!  Lucky bastard.  What would normally end up in a 911 call or a taser to the midsection ended up in a spicey threesome!

Watch Fun In The Sun now!

Love,

Ginger

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I don’t talk about it too much, but in fact, I am a fan of Ron Jeremy.  That’s right, the most famous male porn star of all time.  While he’s becoming more known for his mainstream cameos (he just won Crossover Star of the Year at the 2012 AVNs), he was once a prolific porno god with dick for days.  And I would even venture to say that back in the ‘70s, he was a handsome guy.  Chubby, mustachioed and pervy, with just the right about of sweetness mixed in.   Since we have nearly a thousand of his movies here at HM4Her, I figured I’d take one from the masses and give it a little review love.

Today I picked “A Night at the Bijou,” a silent quickie from HotOldMovies featuring Ron with an unnamed sexy blond.  They are having a night cap in a living room when they start making sexy eyes at each other and soon Ron’s giant schlong is making an appearance.  Seriously, sometimes that dick of his looks fake to me, but I know it’s the real deal.

They jerk themselves off for a few minutes before our hot blond can’t stand another second without his meat in her mouth and dives in for a blowjob.  After the quickest cunnilingus clip I’ve ever seen in porn, the pair get down and dirty with some deep dicking.  They go at it in a variety of positions, which affords us some pretty awesome angles to watch the penetration happening.  I do also want to mention the hot ‘70s bush action going on as well – full pubes for both and a thicket of chest hair for Mr. Jeremy.  Sometimes I miss seeing pubic hair if I’ve gone too long without watching an older flick.

I do wish there was sound in this old time flick, but alas, all we get is a little funky music as a soundtrack.  It seems like they are saying pretty interesting things to each other, but unless you can read lips, it’s totally lost.  I will say that I like this background music way better than some of the tunes on other HotOldMovies.  Funk music trumps techno for me any day.

Another HotOldMovies title to add to the must-watch list.

Watch “A Night at the Bijou” Now!

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I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place.  I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life.  Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.

What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water.  I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only.  The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues.  Surprise!  They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in.  It is totally realistic.  Heh.

The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish.  Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth.  With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out.  We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities.  Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style.  Awesome!

I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.

Watch Hospital Hump now!

Love,

Ginger

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This porno may have cured me of my fear of aliens.  Seriously, I have a fear of getting abducted by extraterrestrial beings and having weird experiments performed on me.  Some may think that kind of talk makes me a crazy person, but I think it is part of my charm.  I have always been worried that if I were to get sucked up into a spaceship that it horrific acts would be performed on me.  If this movie is based on truth, and I’m pretty sure it is, then getting abducted would be awesome!  Apparently aliens just make you rub oil all over your body and masturbate with glass dildos.

Since Cosmic Re-Entry is one of our HotOldMovies 8mm gems, there isn’t any dialogue from the actual film itself.   We only get the dubbed background music.  We rely solely on the visuals to play out the story, although I’m not really sure there is much of one here.  All we really know is that there is some sort of alien activity going on and that aliens like to watch pretty women re-enter (ha ha ha) themselves again and again with glass sex toys.  That is all fine and good, but at times there are some super close-up shots of her vagina.  I’m pretty sure this was an attempt at cinematic artistry as this porno had that Stanley Kubric 2001: A Space Odyssey red-light-HAL thing going on.  I’m all in support of creatively expressing yourself, but the uber close-ups were a bit overdone.  I’m not saying I don’t enjoy getting a good look at lady bits; it was just overkill – much like my explanation of it.

My only other complaint is that I’m pretty sure she rubs some sort of oil based substance on her vag.  Sure, oil looks nice on the rest of the body, but just say to putting it on your pussy!  You can’t wash it off and bad things happen.

Anyhoo, I love old school 70’s pornos and watching them just for funsies.  There were a few sections that were pretty hot, but otherwise this 12 minute porn clip was just plain interesting.  Sadly, the movie just fades out so we don’t know how it really ends.  Do the aliens return her to earth?  Do they join hands in a celebration of peace and friendship?  We’ll just never know.

Watch Cosmic Re-Entry now!

Love,
Ginger

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Seka, you’re such a fox!  No one wears platinum blonde hair and blue eye shadow quite like you.  And you rock a scarf like were born to do it!

Seriously, Seka was and still is a super babe.  She totally drips with sex appeal and hey, have you seen her rack?  Yes, I’m totally into her parts.  I’m okay with it.  She is a pretty awesome lady, too.  In case you don’t believe me, you can read the 20 questions interview that HM4Her did with her long before my time.

We have tons of movies starring the ravishing Seka, but I am always charmed by 8mm films.  I love the HotOldMovies film clips, even though they are grainy and missing any and all of the sex sounds.  In this particular porno, Seka decides to wake her lover up with a blow job.  I love that she totally gets him hard with her mouth.  No pills were used – just good old fashioned cock sucking!  Thank you, 1970s.

We get treated to plenty of fucking and in less than 8 minutes we are left satisfied and ready for a sandwich and a nap.  I love you, sexy Seka.  Thanks for getting it done in no time.

Watch Danish #4 – Seka now!

Love,

Ginger

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Hello and welcome to a blustery Tuesday! Here in the HotMovies4Her land we are shivering like crazy, so I decided to give you my cold weather porno picks. You know we love us some weather-appropriate themes! Please enjoy with a blanket on your lap and a nice warm beverage in hand.

Winter Love – Retro lovin’, you sure are the right way to start off my top picks for cold weather smut. Back in those days, they didn’t have internet porn and iPhones to entertain them in the winter. All they had was good old fashioned sex!  I think we could all stand to take a page from that book.

Belladonna’s Road Trip: Cabin Fever – If there was ever anyone I’d ever want to shake cabin fever with, it would be Belladonna!  I’m sure she would keep me occupied along with her gaggle of hot porno friends would make me wish the snow would never melt!

Hot Winter: There is nothing wrong a few hard bodied studs turning up the heat with a little man on man action.  These Eastern European studs do it up righ tin the hot tub, gym and anywhere else they get the urge to bang!

Ski Bunnies – I for one was disappointed that unlike the box cover, there weren’t any girls skiing in their underwear.  I call shenanigans!  Regardless, you can’t have a “Baby It’s Cold Outside” list without hitting the slopes.  Well, you at least have to include porn stars that pretend to hit the slopes before they get down with 90′s feathered hair and fucking.

Hot Winter Rendezvous (French) – Any Marc Dorcel movie will make the winter a lot more bearable, but Hot Winter Rendezvous just happens to fit the theme for today.  All of the hot sex is pretty inspiring and will easily get you all worked up into a frenzy.

Good luck staying warm, everyone!

Love,
Ginger

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I’m not quite sure which of these lovely ladies is Lucy, but there were definitely some needs getting taken care of in this flick.

The old school lesbian action in this flick heats up faster than a microwave burrito!  These two lovely ladies get is done after a lovely glass of wine and some emotional bonding.  Actually, I made up the part about emotional bonding, but these ladies certainly get to know one another.  Lots and lots of pussy eating ensues as do other forms of gett.  In just over 6 minutes, you get all of tongue action you can handle.

I love the 8mm film clips from HotOldMovies.  Not only do I enjoy the feathered hair and the 70’s bushes, I also enjoy the lace curtains and hanging lamps.  I love the gaudy furniture and bad stockings.  I’d wear them.  Hell, I’d even hang the lamp in my house.  What I’m saying is that it’s whole package and feel that keeps me coming back to the HotOldMovies.  That and I love the fact that I can get a bunch of steamy goodness in 10 minutes or less.  Thanks, classic porn!

Watch Lucy Rescued From Need now!

Love,
Ginger

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It’s Top Five Tuesday time! I’m coming off of a crazy show weekend and I’m still feeling burlesque-y so I thought I’d go ahead and use it as inspiration. Today I’m giving you my top striptease picks. A little soft core action never hurt anyone.

Velvet Gloves – I love this one because it is so simple and so true to classic striptease.  She fills every second with simple movement and graceful removal of her clothes.  She’s just adorable.  And she wears gloves.  Velvet gloves.

National Classic Volume 25 - This little gem gives us a peek at a burlesque legend that is still performing today!  I have had the pleasure of watching Tempest Storm in action and she still has what it takes to bring the audience to their feet.  I love geeking out on bulry-q film clips like this!

American Pinups Glamour Girls From The Good Ol’ USA! –These contemporary cuties are just adorable!  I have to say, I applaud more of their effort than execution, but they are definitely worth the watch if you’re up for watching lovely ladies prance around in vintage attire.

Softcore Nudes 555: ‘40s & ‘50s (All B&W) – So many delicious curves!  After hours upon hours of watching smut, it’s nice to just watch all natural ladies saunter and pose just for the sake of being sexy.  Don’t get it twisted, I love a good Belladonna flick, but sometimes just watching women walk around naked is fun too.

Classic Striptease & Glamour Films 19 - This is another one makes me smile like a kid in a candy store.  The legendary Blaze Starr opens up this movie up.  At the very least her movement is interesting, but I love her fire, commitment and stage presence.

I hope you enjoy this stuff as much as I do. At the very least, it’s fun to take a peek into the past!

Love,
Ginger

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Man, oh man, do I need a quickie!  Sometimes life just doesn’t leave a lot of time to sit down and relax with a full length porno.  Even as someone who watches dirty movies for a living, I know that the reality of watching folks fuck is to watch them fuck and usually come, get off ourselves and then get on with our days.  But as little time as I have, I still want to be able to watch super hotness that doesn’t leave me feeling like I’m missing out on hordes of good sexin’.  This is where HotOldMovies come in.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I have a total weakness for classic movies.  While I love the ones that are full length and have drawn out, wonky plots, it’s the ten-minutes-or-less romps that really get my engines going.  I don’t know if it’s extra seedy to me because it looks so dated, or it’s the higher proportion of full bushes that get my heart racing – what I do know is that I like it.  I like it a lot.

So today, I figured I’d take a looksie at another HotOldMovies film, because when it comes to HotOldMovies, the name is spot on.  Another name that makes total sense is the name of the movie I chose – Good Black And White Hippy Sex.  Yep, the name says it all (though I thought it was spelled hippie…).  This black and white old-school smut features a pair of hippies going at it on a blanket outside in the grass.  I mean, where else would hippies be getting it on, right?

Since this quickie is only 8 minutes long, the lovers get naked right quick and start in on a little oral action before moving on to a few different positions and getting their screw on.  I like that the woman never removes her knee-high black boots as they fuck all over the blanket.  A nice touch, in my opinion.

What wasn’t a nice touch for me was the super annoying rock music dubbed into the background of the porn.  Um, I don’t know if you got the memo that this is supposed to be hippy sex, but some sort of ‘60s flower power music may have been a little more appropriate.  I took it upon myself to mute that crap and put on my own summer of love soundtrack.  I suggest doing the same. It made the whole experience way more exciting for me.

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