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I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place.  I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life.  Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.

What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water.  I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only.  The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues.  Surprise!  They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in.  It is totally realistic.  Heh.

The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish.  Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth.  With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out.  We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities.  Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style.  Awesome!

I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.

Watch Hospital Hump now!

Love,

Ginger

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This porno may have cured me of my fear of aliens.  Seriously, I have a fear of getting abducted by extraterrestrial beings and having weird experiments performed on me.  Some may think that kind of talk makes me a crazy person, but I think it is part of my charm.  I have always been worried that if I were to get sucked up into a spaceship that it horrific acts would be performed on me.  If this movie is based on truth, and I’m pretty sure it is, then getting abducted would be awesome!  Apparently aliens just make you rub oil all over your body and masturbate with glass dildos.

Since Cosmic Re-Entry is one of our HotOldMovies 8mm gems, there isn’t any dialogue from the actual film itself.   We only get the dubbed background music.  We rely solely on the visuals to play out the story, although I’m not really sure there is much of one here.  All we really know is that there is some sort of alien activity going on and that aliens like to watch pretty women re-enter (ha ha ha) themselves again and again with glass sex toys.  That is all fine and good, but at times there are some super close-up shots of her vagina.  I’m pretty sure this was an attempt at cinematic artistry as this porno had that Stanley Kubric 2001: A Space Odyssey red-light-HAL thing going on.  I’m all in support of creatively expressing yourself, but the uber close-ups were a bit overdone.  I’m not saying I don’t enjoy getting a good look at lady bits; it was just overkill – much like my explanation of it.

My only other complaint is that I’m pretty sure she rubs some sort of oil based substance on her vag.  Sure, oil looks nice on the rest of the body, but just say to putting it on your pussy!  You can’t wash it off and bad things happen.

Anyhoo, I love old school 70’s pornos and watching them just for funsies.  There were a few sections that were pretty hot, but otherwise this 12 minute porn clip was just plain interesting.  Sadly, the movie just fades out so we don’t know how it really ends.  Do the aliens return her to earth?  Do they join hands in a celebration of peace and friendship?  We’ll just never know.

Watch Cosmic Re-Entry now!

Love,
Ginger

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Seka, you’re such a fox!  No one wears platinum blonde hair and blue eye shadow quite like you.  And you rock a scarf like were born to do it!

Seriously, Seka was and still is a super babe.  She totally drips with sex appeal and hey, have you seen her rack?  Yes, I’m totally into her parts.  I’m okay with it.  She is a pretty awesome lady, too.  In case you don’t believe me, you can read the 20 questions interview that HM4Her did with her long before my time.

We have tons of movies starring the ravishing Seka, but I am always charmed by 8mm films.  I love the HotOldMovies film clips, even though they are grainy and missing any and all of the sex sounds.  In this particular porno, Seka decides to wake her lover up with a blow job.  I love that she totally gets him hard with her mouth.  No pills were used – just good old fashioned cock sucking!  Thank you, 1970s.

We get treated to plenty of fucking and in less than 8 minutes we are left satisfied and ready for a sandwich and a nap.  I love you, sexy Seka.  Thanks for getting it done in no time.

Watch Danish #4 – Seka now!

Love,

Ginger

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Hello and welcome to a blustery Tuesday! Here in the HotMovies4Her land we are shivering like crazy, so I decided to give you my cold weather porno picks. You know we love us some weather-appropriate themes! Please enjoy with a blanket on your lap and a nice warm beverage in hand.

Winter Love – Retro lovin’, you sure are the right way to start off my top picks for cold weather smut. Back in those days, they didn’t have internet porn and iPhones to entertain them in the winter. All they had was good old fashioned sex!  I think we could all stand to take a page from that book.

Belladonna’s Road Trip: Cabin Fever – If there was ever anyone I’d ever want to shake cabin fever with, it would be Belladonna!  I’m sure she would keep me occupied along with her gaggle of hot porno friends would make me wish the snow would never melt!

Hot Winter: There is nothing wrong a few hard bodied studs turning up the heat with a little man on man action.  These Eastern European studs do it up righ tin the hot tub, gym and anywhere else they get the urge to bang!

Ski Bunnies – I for one was disappointed that unlike the box cover, there weren’t any girls skiing in their underwear.  I call shenanigans!  Regardless, you can’t have a “Baby It’s Cold Outside” list without hitting the slopes.  Well, you at least have to include porn stars that pretend to hit the slopes before they get down with 90′s feathered hair and fucking.

Hot Winter Rendezvous (French) – Any Marc Dorcel movie will make the winter a lot more bearable, but Hot Winter Rendezvous just happens to fit the theme for today.  All of the hot sex is pretty inspiring and will easily get you all worked up into a frenzy.

Good luck staying warm, everyone!

Love,
Ginger

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I’m not quite sure which of these lovely ladies is Lucy, but there were definitely some needs getting taken care of in this flick.

The old school lesbian action in this flick heats up faster than a microwave burrito!  These two lovely ladies get is done after a lovely glass of wine and some emotional bonding.  Actually, I made up the part about emotional bonding, but these ladies certainly get to know one another.  Lots and lots of pussy eating ensues as do other forms of gett.  In just over 6 minutes, you get all of tongue action you can handle.

I love the 8mm film clips from HotOldMovies.  Not only do I enjoy the feathered hair and the 70’s bushes, I also enjoy the lace curtains and hanging lamps.  I love the gaudy furniture and bad stockings.  I’d wear them.  Hell, I’d even hang the lamp in my house.  What I’m saying is that it’s whole package and feel that keeps me coming back to the HotOldMovies.  That and I love the fact that I can get a bunch of steamy goodness in 10 minutes or less.  Thanks, classic porn!

Watch Lucy Rescued From Need now!

Love,
Ginger

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It’s Top Five Tuesday time! I’m coming off of a crazy show weekend and I’m still feeling burlesque-y so I thought I’d go ahead and use it as inspiration. Today I’m giving you my top striptease picks. A little soft core action never hurt anyone.

Velvet Gloves – I love this one because it is so simple and so true to classic striptease.  She fills every second with simple movement and graceful removal of her clothes.  She’s just adorable.  And she wears gloves.  Velvet gloves.

National Classic Volume 25 - This little gem gives us a peek at a burlesque legend that is still performing today!  I have had the pleasure of watching Tempest Storm in action and she still has what it takes to bring the audience to their feet.  I love geeking out on bulry-q film clips like this!

American Pinups Glamour Girls From The Good Ol’ USA! –These contemporary cuties are just adorable!  I have to say, I applaud more of their effort than execution, but they are definitely worth the watch if you’re up for watching lovely ladies prance around in vintage attire.

Softcore Nudes 555: ‘40s & ‘50s (All B&W) – So many delicious curves!  After hours upon hours of watching smut, it’s nice to just watch all natural ladies saunter and pose just for the sake of being sexy.  Don’t get it twisted, I love a good Belladonna flick, but sometimes just watching women walk around naked is fun too.

Classic Striptease & Glamour Films 19 - This is another one makes me smile like a kid in a candy store.  The legendary Blaze Starr opens up this movie up.  At the very least her movement is interesting, but I love her fire, commitment and stage presence.

I hope you enjoy this stuff as much as I do. At the very least, it’s fun to take a peek into the past!

Love,
Ginger

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Man, oh man, do I need a quickie!  Sometimes life just doesn’t leave a lot of time to sit down and relax with a full length porno.  Even as someone who watches dirty movies for a living, I know that the reality of watching folks fuck is to watch them fuck and usually come, get off ourselves and then get on with our days.  But as little time as I have, I still want to be able to watch super hotness that doesn’t leave me feeling like I’m missing out on hordes of good sexin’.  This is where HotOldMovies come in.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I have a total weakness for classic movies.  While I love the ones that are full length and have drawn out, wonky plots, it’s the ten-minutes-or-less romps that really get my engines going.  I don’t know if it’s extra seedy to me because it looks so dated, or it’s the higher proportion of full bushes that get my heart racing – what I do know is that I like it.  I like it a lot.

So today, I figured I’d take a looksie at another HotOldMovies film, because when it comes to HotOldMovies, the name is spot on.  Another name that makes total sense is the name of the movie I chose – Good Black And White Hippy Sex.  Yep, the name says it all (though I thought it was spelled hippie…).  This black and white old-school smut features a pair of hippies going at it on a blanket outside in the grass.  I mean, where else would hippies be getting it on, right?

Since this quickie is only 8 minutes long, the lovers get naked right quick and start in on a little oral action before moving on to a few different positions and getting their screw on.  I like that the woman never removes her knee-high black boots as they fuck all over the blanket.  A nice touch, in my opinion.

What wasn’t a nice touch for me was the super annoying rock music dubbed into the background of the porn.  Um, I don’t know if you got the memo that this is supposed to be hippy sex, but some sort of ‘60s flower power music may have been a little more appropriate.  I took it upon myself to mute that crap and put on my own summer of love soundtrack.  I suggest doing the same. It made the whole experience way more exciting for me.

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What could make a lesbian porn from the 1970’s even hotter?  Masks.  That’s right, masks

These lovely wing-haired ladies are all about the mask wearing and they certainly don’t let it get in the way of their oral sexin’.  In this short porno clip we get a good dose of retro cunnalingus, complete with the 69 action.  Once the tongue lashings run their course, the masks come off and the scissoring begins!  They are both into it with their backs arched and heads dropped back.  Yay for fun with tribbing!

I love vintage porno clips.  While I do indeed wish I could hear the passionate sounds of doin’ it, I am charmed by the noiseless smut and grainy footage.  I even love the old school furniture in the background.  Whether you think it’s hot or not, it’s still fun to watch.  If it is what gets you going, it’s perfect for when you need a quick fill of visual stimulation.  In less than 5 minutes, these girls manage to get worked up, finish and get in some kissyface time at the end.  Talk about some time management skills!

If you dig Pussycats, you should definitely check out our massive selection of 8mm films in the HotOldMovies section.  It’s like wandering through a porno time capsule!

Watch Pussycats now!

Love,

Ginger

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I’m a total sucker 8mm porn.  If nudity is involved and it was shot before 1990, I’ll watch it.  The older, the better – I’m just that easy.  Guess what else, I like watching women exercise.  Call me names, I don’t care.  Moral of the story: naked women exercising on 8mm film.  Awesome.

In this 11 minute clip-o-fun, 3 lovely ladies engage in a little low impact cardio along with a little stretching and pushups.  I don’t think they got their heart rate up, but I sure was excited watching them!  After their little workout routine, each girl gets their time in the spot light – prancing around and showing off their bodies.  While I never turn down a chance to watch vintage vixens strut their stuff, I kept trying to get a better look at the chandelier.  I like old things, what can I say?

This HotOldMovies gem is without sex, but I’m totally okay with that.  If you enjoy watching the beauties of yesteryear get their pre-Jane Fonda exercise on, you’ll love this!

Watch 3 Nude Exercisers now!

Love,

Ginger Leigh

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I’m not gonna lie, it was the inch-long, fiery red nails on the boxcover definitely drew me into this review.  Yep, it wasn’t even the dick inside body shot – it was all long, porno nails.  There is something so deliciously stereotypical “porno” about classic movies featuring long nails.  I think it reminds me of back when dirty movies were so taboo for me (you know, the ones you find tucked away in the back of a closet when you are growing up).  While it doesn’t necessarily turn me on from a content point-of-view, I get a total nostalgia boner that gets me where I need to go.  Ok, onward to the sex!

Gotta love ski bunny themed movies – especially during the summer.  What a way to cool down! Dude doesn’t even take off his ski cap to eat her pussy.  I commend that type of dedication.  And of course she keeps her hand running along the back of his cap and through his hair.  That hand, with those nails!  This cuts to a super hot action shot of them screwing – laying down with him behind.  I’ll also note that he doesn’t take his ski boots off either, which I think is how things should be when you are desperate to get your fuck on ASAP!  And since this flick is only six minutes and change, he needs to get it on quickly.

As with most of the OldHotMovies videos, the smooth jazz music in the background is entirely too “porno,” and needed to be muted immediately.  I’d rather watch in silence than with bad elevator music turning me off.  I did what I always do when porn music fails me – I turned on other music and created my own fucking soundtrack.  Always thinking on my feet!  I will say that when it comes to HotOldMovies, at least they are already silent other than the music, so I don’t have to worry about missing out on the moans, heavy breathing and dirty talk – three of my own personal favorite things.

 Watch “Slippery Slopes” Now!

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