With the news of performer Hollie Stevens passing away last Tuesday, we wanted to honor her memory the best way we know how – talking about clown porn! Hollie was one of the creators of the clown porn genre and we thank her for bringing this mix of makeup, wigs, big red noses and hardcore action to the masses.
This week’s Top Five Tuesday is all about what happens when clowns put down the fake flower bouquets and take off their pants.
|Clown Porn – This Hollie Stevens movie was my very first foray into clown porn, and therefore my favorite of the bunch. It probably would be anyway, as it features a rubber chicken as a sex toy, which is totally freaking awesome. As random and bizarre as this movie is, with its sketch comedy/hardcore fucking mix, it really is a staple in the clown porn catalog. Just be warned for the extra messed up ending.|
|MrFilth.Com – What do you get when you put together scary clowns, sexy women, silly string and lots of fucking? Mr.Filthy.com, that’s what! While only every other scene gives us some clown action, since the movie is more than an hour and change, it still feels just as clowny as the rest.|
|Sex Clowns –Sometimes the only thing you can do when you are presented with a bright red nose and a big rainbow wig is get your fuck on – and the ladies of Sex Clowns totally agree! And we can’t forget the major plus of adding whipped cream to every scene. Nice one, Heatwave!|
|Cap’n Mongo’s Porno Playhouse – A strange mix of clowns and pirates, this porno playhouse brings a whole lot of WTF?? to the table. But really, would it be clown porn if there wasn’t a little added weirdness on hand? I think not. I believe this is supposed to be some sort of “PeeWee’s Playhouse” parody actually, with Evan Stone as Fucko the Clown and a full cast of scallywags. Two hooks up! (You know, instead of thumbs…)|
|Carnival Sluts And Circus Dicks – While this pick is more straight up circus than solely clown focused, I could never, ever pass over a movie that offered me Belladonna in full clown face and costume. If I did, I don’t think I would be able to truly call myself a fan. We also get Justine Joli as a delicious bonus in this flick as well. I’m ready to sit back under the big top and enjoy the show!|