I don’t know if you’ve pick this up over the last few weeks, but I am a big fan of Christmas. Yep, I am a Jew that loves to decorate, make cookies, carol and more. My Christmas spirit is huge.
You know what else is pretty big? My love of themed porn. Seriously, folks, I just can’t get enough. And since we only really review themed movies twice a year (at Halloween and at Christmas), I am all about the ‘go big or go home’ attitude. That means that if you tout yourself as a Christmas movie, you better damn well have Santa hats – at least. I want red and green all over the place and a decorated tree if possible. C’mon porno people, do it up!… More
Hello and happy holidays from the ladies at HotMovies4her! It is a great day here in the offices de la smut – we’ve got our icicle lights twinkling, the holiday love floating through the air, and the XXX-mas porno on our computer screens. We always have sex on the brain so I thought today I’d talk about Christmas sex. Well, at least sex-related things you can do that make the holidays way more exciting than eating fruit cake!… More
While everyone is making themselves crazy getting presents together and making sure the Christmas tree is perfectly trimmed, there are some of us that are excited about the annual awesomeness that is holiday parties. There is something distinctly magical about gatherings this time of year and lucky for us, Eve Angel agrees and is ready to show us just how merry she can get.… More
Last Christmas I gave you my heart… oh wait a sec… I mean last Christmas we gave you this awesome holiday pornament to add to your celebratory foliage, so we thought we’d post it up again for any of you that wanted to make a new one for 2012!
All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates.… More
There is something about people getting it on in front of a Christmas tree that makes the holidays feel complete. On Wednesday I enjoyed my stocking stuffing men doin’ it in front of the blue spruce and today I’m watching the ladies do the same in On The Mark For The Holidays. I just can’t get enough!… More
I saw ladies beating Saaaaaaanta Claaaus, right over a leather bench tonight. And those ladies were take-no-prisoners once they got their kinky little hands on Saint Nick’s red bottom. Look who’s Fucking Santa Claus!
Today we decided to hop the pond and head over to Europe to see how folks celebrate the holidays in other parts of the world. Thankfully Ana Nova and Baronessa Di Rivera have happily offered to be our tour guides.… More
We’re knee deep in Christmas porno and today we’re changing things up with some hot male-on-male action. Jim Redford and Paulus Guel fill the air with loads of holiday cheer. And come. Lots of come. While I didn’t see any stockings stuffed with candy or socks, I did see my fair share of tight asses and mouths stuffed full of wang! Watching these ripped studs get their bang on has already made my day merry and bright.… More
To start off this week of holiday porno reviews, we thought we’d offer up a recap of XXX-mas movies past.
When it comes to themed porn, I am very set in my ways. This is especially true of holiday porn. I don’t care how many Santa hats you have on the box cover, I want there to be a Christmas plot… or at LEAST Santa/tree/mistletoe in every scene.… More