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Hillary Scott
I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything - even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.
The scenes were amusing - Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head - but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.
That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton - they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.
Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.
-M.
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 The Matrix meets Law & Order, with more double penetration, pussy pounding and cum dripping sex than you can shake an underground sim chip at. It’s really no wonder this futuristic cyber-cop thrill porn epic swept the 2008 AVN Awards, with major wins such as Best Actress, Best Special Effects and Best Feature Video, to name only a few. While hunting down a super virus that could corrupt and destroy the future, Special Agents Cray and Born - the incredibly hot Eva Angelina and Derrick Pierce, respectively - get their hands on Tesla (our girl Hillary Hot…err, I mean Scott), a bratty bottom of a cyber-whore who might just hold the key to saving it all. Sure, I had to do a little rewinding to keep up with the plot a few times, but the surprisingly good acting (both fucking and speaking) along with the super varied sex scenes (jerking off in a bathroom stall, sensually touching in a decadent bed, licking pussy in the desert… you get the picture) kept me totally enthralled and begging for more the entire 4 hours. And I won’t get too carried away, but for a non-Hollywood big budget flick, the special effects and sci-fi details were pretty damn impressive.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I wasn’t even born when the original movie “Debbie Does Dallas” was released, but that hasn’t stopped me from taking an interest in the latest remake of this adult cult classic “Debbie Does Dallas…Again.” With an all-star cast including Hilary Scott, Sunny Leone, Penny Flame, Stefani Morgan, Savannah Samson and Monique Alexander, plus well-known hunks like Evan Stone and Derrick Pierce, I had high hopes for this film. Luckily, it went above and beyond my expectations. Read the rest of this entry »
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I love nerds. I am a nerd. In college, you would find me in the theatre until all hours, or watching my friends DnD. Therefore, the second I saw this movie, I had to watch it. I’m still not quite sure how the first scene fits into the video, but it wasn’t at all what I was looking for. Luckily, it picked up right after that, nerdy boys and all - hurray! I knew it was a true nerd movie when the Darth Vader helmet came out. It’s a fun, laid back film about a couple of nerdy, horny and desperate college guys who have no goals in life other to get a good fuck or two, and the film follows their ludicrous exploits in this direction. It offers humor (and a few jokes mocking the anti-sex right wing), and some well-known stars such as James Deen, Hillary Scott, and Katsumi. A fun film, maybe even worth viewing with friends. Yay nerd porn!
-Essin’ Em
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This feature is just that; a feature length film that actually has a plot throughout the film (although the majority of the film is fucking, I’m not going to lie, but I mean, why else would you be here?). Stars are abound in this film with credits that read like the Who’s Who of adult film; Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, Sunny Lane, Hilary Scott, and more. These girls have sex, lots of sex, in every room and position, and even dimension imaginable; you can never quite tell who is real, or who is just a memory, or a time traveler. Definitely a movie for those who want more than just sex, but still want some real hardcore stuff; it’s got both, and in abundance. Check out some of these famous starlets in their earlier work, and note that this film was lauded for it’s sex scenes and artistry; it is certainly worth a look.
-Essin’ Em
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