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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Actually is this far from the stretch – it’s the end!  And since Wednesday is the new Friday this week, we figured that link love would be the perfect way to close up this short week and start this long weekend right!

Let’s get to it!

- An oral sex phone from the 1970′s?  Crazy!  I don’t know whether to make a joke about being a it conversation starter or the perfect way to make a booty call.

-  First porn, now risque HBO!  Oprah Winfrey has become quite the little dirty birdy!  Her movie company, Harpo Films, has sketched out a deal with HBO to do a sexy pilot about a woman that leaves her perfect family and heads to the seedy underbelly of L.A.  The best part though – the pilot is being written by Erin Cressida Wilson, who is best known for writing the 2002 boss-secretary/BDSM indie flick “Secretary.”  Maggie Gyllenhaal on her hands and knees… mmmm.  Anyway, yeah… excited!  (via The Frisky)

- Cuba is offering free penis implants?  Man, oh man, all the cigar jokes… it’s like these things just write themselves! (via Jezebel)

-  Emmanuel DelCour, one of the contestants on the Bravo’s new reality show “Chef Academy,” seems to have prior experience in front of the camera.  The porno camera, that is, as former star Jean Val Jean.  Now that it’s out in the open amongst his fellow competitors, I wonder how the contest will go.  It’s no Top Chef, but as long as there is a porno tie-in, I’m game to watch.

- Hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger is having rock star sex!  The U.S. Airways pilot who saved 155 lives on board his flight by thinking quickly and landing in the Hudson River earlier this year recently told NBC in an interview that the incident actually improved his sex life with his wife of 20 years.  I think super hero sex would be a better comparison, but hey, good sex is good sex, whatever it’s called. (via SUNfiltered)
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