While I usually try to watch a different type of porn each time I review, somehow I have yet to check out any of our Grindhouse movies. While these racy exploitation movies of the ‘70s may not be super risqué by today’s standards, Grindhouse classics bring the sexual energy of the era back to the silver screen and show us just how thrilling these types of flicks were back then. And yes, these movies may be a little dated (they even bust out the original porno mustache), they are still totally sexy and most definitely deserve a watch.
I was pretty excited when I found this particular video. Not only do I love me a cheerleader flick – what can I say, short skirts and sweaters – swoon… I’m only human, I also noticed that the cast includes legendary porn for women director Candida Royalle (billed as Canidida Royale), back before she started directing. As soon as I saw her name, I knew I had to check this one out. Funny enough, I was just emailing back and forth with her last week about the site, so it really is fitting that I would find this movie right now.
From the first minute Candida starts dancing at the cheerleading auditions, as number 69, of course, I was sold – hook, line and sinker. Also, I need to take a minute just point out this awesome detail. The cheerleaders are called the “Prickettes” – as in cheerleaders for the Cactus football team. How ah-mazing is that?! Anyway, back to the sexing’.
While the Cactus players and the Prickettes are forbidden from touching each other – or, as they say in the movie, pussy is bad for you, like booze and cigarettes, these raunchy gals just can’t stay away. And though there was lots and lots of hot jock/cheerleader fucking (even on a toilet!), my favorite scene was scene 5 with Cheerleader #69 (also called Tamara) and the Prickettes’ lesbo head coach.
Number 69 is so lucky that she has such a thoughtful coach that is so ready to help her learn all about the football equipment. Oh, coach, how do these jock straps work? Well, I know I, for one, learn best with visuals, and I guess 69 does too, because coach happily puts the jock strap on to show her. Along with another treat… I don’t know what my favorite part of this scene is, Tamara’s see-thru outfit, or the coach whipping out a strap-on cock to fill her jock strap… and her star cheerleader. I’m really happy that they used the locker room bench as the perfect surface to leave over for optimum doggy style fucking. That coach really knows her plays! This is the first time I’ve ever seen Candida on the screen like this and while it’s always a totally different experience to watch someone you know (even if it is thirty-some years ago), it was awesome none-the-less.
Two-Four-Six-Eight – What do we appreciate – Porno! Porno! Hooooooot Porno! Woooohoooo! Rah Rah Rah! Gooooo Cactus!
-J.D. Bauchery
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