Green Porn

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  To be perfectly honest, I’m finding it really hard to concentrate on writing a quick intro with that picture of Madison Young staring at me, so I’m going to stop fitting my urge to drool and just get to the link lovin’!

- The San Francisco Bay Gaurdian’s Sex Issue hit newstands (and the interweb) today with an awesome article about the local women of BDSM, with the above picture of Madison Young on the cover.  Wishing I lived in SF to get a print copy.

- Speaking of California, Belladonna is forming a team to walk in this year’s AIDS Walk Los Angeles on October 18.  As well, “Team Evil Angel” will have all of their proceeds matched by Evil Angel movie studio.  Recruiting walkers now!  Belladonna crush increased tenfold.

- A small village in Austria is fuming after folks keep stealing their town sign.  I Fucking wonder why…   (via wsn)
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Happy Humpday!  Today in a extra special Humpday, because if you live in the states, your taxes are done and filed. WooHoo!  This date, April 15th, has always left a bitter taste in American’s mouths as being that craptastic day where whether you get or you owe, you still have to go through all that stress.  Luckily everything is computerized these days and we don’t have to wait in those crazy post office lines anymore.  And now that it’s over and done with for a whole year, we can sit back, relax and celebrate Humpday like it was meant to be celebrated!  With Link Love, of course!

Let’s get to it!

- Babeland is getting in the tax day spirit by offering two awesome ways to celebrate.  The first 100 people that come in (or online) and say they filed their tax returns will get a free Gold Digger Jr. vibe!  Also, Babeland says “no taxation without stimulation!” and is dropping all sales tax on instore and online purchases (online coupon code is: notax)!  Thanks Babeland, for helping this day get even better!

-  Before there is anymore WTFing about the picture above, those boobs are, in fact, filled with milk.  Yep, the it’s latest design in milk containers.  Not sure if it will catch on or not, but I can’t say I wouldn’t be a little more excited to have my morning Cheerios.  While I don’t love them as much as these boobs, when it comes to functional boob’s jobs, the milk boob is a total step in the ironically right direction.  (via Jezebel)
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Now, I’ve seen plenty of bizarre porn movies in my day, but this video with Isabella Rossellini nears the top of the weirdo pile.  It’s a part of the Green Porn series on the Sundance Channel, so it’s legit, but still totally like a car wreck.  Don’t want to watch again but I. Need. To. Keep. Watching.

(via YesButNoButYes)

But, I didn’t know that male bees die after fucking.  Guess you really do learn something new every day.

and though it’s a little redundant because it’s in the Top 5 Bizarro Porn list, I needed to add it to this post:

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xoxo
-J.D.Bauchery  

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