Photo collage from fanpop.com

According to TMZ, supposedly there is a sex tape floating around featuring Leighton Meester (Blair on Gossip Girl) with her boyfriend at the time. Or maybe they’re still together? I don’t know, the tape is a few years old, and really, I don’t care. There’s no denying Leighton is very cute (especially compared to some past sex tapes we’ve seen), but she doesn’t seem like the usual desperado “leaking” their tape, so I truly wish her the best with it. But you know what’s really on my mind? Now, I’m not only going to openly admit to being Gossip Girl’s #1 fan (which may be debatable by my good friend who is in equal nerd-dom as I am), but I am also unashamedly asking: Where the HELL is my sex tape of Ed Westwick??

Seriously now, the world needs some hot celeb guy sex tapes! We’ve gone over this before! Screw the girls, screw Chace Crawford and his prettyboy face… I want to see Ed Westwick. He is cruel and evil and oh so debonair (as Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl… ok, so maybe not the same as in real life, but whatever… I’m fantasizing here.); I will even volunteer to be the lady in question! Am I asking too much? I think not.

I mean, we look super cute together, no?

See? Case closed. Mr. Westwick, feel free to contact me at your leisure (aka this weekend).

You know you love me, XOXO

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