Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator

This Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator is so freakin’ cute I can’t even stand it.  I love the retro-yness of it.  A Good Vibrations’ reviewer called it “dorky-cute” and that is exactly what it is.  What takes it over the edge of awesomeness is the moon stand that comes with it!… More

The Dinah 2012 – Recap 2!

Welcome to Recap 2 of our awesome time preaching the porno gospel down in Palm Springs at The Dinah 2012.  In our first rehash we dished about heading to the desert and ringing in the weekend at the opening party.  This part two is all about Friday at the TGIF Pool Party and The Dinah White Party!… More

We Love GoodVibrations Bliss Bullet – The Dinah 2012 Edition

Hello and welcome our weekly sex to review – The Dinah edition.  We’re here in sunny Palm Springs, giving away lots of free porno minutes to tons of beautiful women.  Rough job, right?  We didn’t want to send the ladies off unarmed so we decided to give away 100 vibrators this year.  I know.  We’re like the fairies of fucking.  Go ahead, tell us how amazing we are.  However, we certainly cannot take all of the credit for giving away the best swag ever.  The amazing folks at Good Vibrations supplied us with all of the vibes – Bliss Bullet vibes to be exact.  We are so appreciative for all of the orgasms they will be assisting in this weekend.… More

Private Silicone Packer

A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.… More

ScreamingO: LingO

Oral sex is awesome all on it’s own, but I’m never opposed to shaking these up trying a little something new.  This is especially true when it comes sex toys that I can use with my   Plus, I have to admit, turning my boyfriend into a human vibrator is a pretty awesome idea?  I was a little worried about him cracking a tooth, but he was willing to take that risk and take one for the team.… More

Vibrating Corsette Harness

What could make sporting a strapped on cock even better?  How about the added benefit of vibration?  Yes please!

The Vibrating Corsette Harness from Sportsheets fits up to a 60 inch waist and comes with o-rings with widths of 1 ½, 1 ¾ and 2 inches.  The non-strappy part is made from a swirly velvet material that is machine washable.… More

Captain Silicone Dildo

O Captain! My Captain!  I know Walt Whitman was referring to Abe Lincoln’s assassination in the poem, but I’m appropriating it to celebrate the silicone cock that is Good Vibe’s Captain Silicone Dildo.  I mean really, a delightfully realistic dildo with girth and style – how could I not sing its praises to the world?… More

Ignite Me Massage Candle – Morning Dew

I am excited to say that I had my first experience playing with a massage candle.  I’ll spare you the fluffy intro and get down to brass tacks.

Inside of the 2 ounce tin lives the tiny Ignite Me Massage Candle from Good Vibration candle made from soy wax, soybean oil, coconut oil, shea butter and fragrance oil.  It gave off a gentle scent that didn’t make me sneeze nor was I able to taste it at the back of my throat.  I was a little worried about this when I saw fragrance oil in the ingredient list!  This pleased me.  I’m not sure whether or not it smelled like morning dew (its self proclaimed scent), but it had a fresh clean aroma.  I lit the candle and left it in my bathroom for about 30 minutes to get the oils flowing, and to see if the scent would fill the small space.  When I returned, there wasn’t much of a smell in the bathroom at all.  I suppose this was good news for my tear ducks (strong scents tend to sting my eyeballs), but I was hoping to walk in to a yummy smelling bathroom.  This wasn’t a big deal, though.… More

Necessities: Lube and Bullet Vibe

I was lucky enough to review a nice little collection of toys and lube from Good Vibrations.  I’ll spare you the small talk and get down to business.

Made exclusively for Good Vibrations, Please Liquid Lubricant definitely gets a gold star.  First of all it is glycerin and paraben free.  Being the highly sensitive girl that I am, this is a must for me.  It does contain sorbitol, which is a sugar alcohol that acts as a thickener, but it didn’t cause any problems for me.  I mention this because sugar in the vag generally causes yeast infections.  I have used Please Liquid Lube more than a handful of times and have experienced no irritation.  It really creates a nice thick wall of slippery goodness on my skin with only a few drops.  It definitely had a nice weight to it.  I prefer a heftier lube, so I’m a fan of this stuff.  If you prefer more of a water-like consistency, I wouldn’t recommend this product to you.  Please Lube is taste and scent free, so no yucky chemical taste when you change up your sex acts.  It does leave the tiniest bit of residue when all is said and done, but it isn’t enough to keep from going back to it.  It washes off easily and since
it is water based, you are good to use it with condoms and sex toys.  Please lube is definitely in my rotation of go-to lubes.… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  It’s been a busy week here at the porno palace and I know I, for one, am ready for a little Humpday lovin’ – fabulous interweb links style, of course.  So, without the usual intro hubbub, let’s just get to it and get our Wednesday hump on!… More

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