I hate reality TV shows with a passion. I’m generally a pretty happy person, but reality TV makes me want to break things. I know a lot of people love it and that is fine, but don’t expect me to cozy up on the couch and enjoy it with you. It will never happen. A “reality” porno starring hot ripped gay guys? Now that is something I can get behind.… More
We’re knee deep in Christmas porno and today we’re changing things up with some hot male-on-male action. Jim Redford and Paulus Guel fill the air with loads of holiday cheer. And come. Lots of come. While I didn’t see any stockings stuffed with candy or socks, I did see my fair share of tight asses and mouths stuffed full of wang! Watching these ripped studs get their bang on has already made my day merry and bright.… More
Today is a gross, rainy day and I knew that European gay porn was just the thing to raise my spirits. And once I ran into the piercing eyes of Frank Walk on the cover of Dirty Overalls, I knew I had made the right decision. While I don’t make a habit of choosing my movies to review based on eyes, how could I pass by that icy stare and not take a peek?… More
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!! Clearly we are out of the office today, celebrating turkey day with our loved ones, but we wanted to make sure and leave you all with some smutty goodness to enjoy. Apparently the Thanksgiving porn market is pretty nil, since we only have a tiny handful of themed movies for this holiday, and we’ve actually reviewed them before. Luckily I was able to find this turkey basting good time from The Great Canadian Male… which means that it’s actually a CANADIAN Thanksgiving movie. Sure, sure, it’s not the same holiday, but how about we fudge the details a bit and make it work for everyone? I mean, it’s all hot man-on-man action, right?… More
I’m a total sucker for a guy with tattoos. I know, it’s what on the inside that counts, but if I lay my eyes on a nice toned inked body, I’m going to stop and look. That is just the way it is. Next Door Male Volume 24 has such a man on the cover so today you’re getting a solo male jerk-off movie review. Take it and like it!… More
Hello, super ripped tattooed men! You are so pleasing to the eye with your cock on cock action, muscles and neatly trimmed yet rugged facial hair. Yes, I am totally talking about the way you look instead of who you are on the inside. I reserve the right to do so. This is porn after all.… More
I have been watching tons of lesbian porno these days, which I love, but it is time to switch it up. This rainy day calls for some hot gay male action and I’m looking to fresh-faced Mason Wyler to get it done. He is the adorable boy-next-door type and he totally knows how to fuck. His confidence shows through in his porning which makes him super fun to watch.… More
I love stocking stuffers. Candy, socks, candles, hand cream, chocolate oranges, Starbucks gift cards, mini flashlights, etc. Unfortunately, this movie isn’t about actual stocking stuffers. Fortunately, I’m pretty sure that “stockings” is code for “buttholes” and “stuffers” is code for “penises”. Perhaps I’m taking the title a tad on the literal side, but per usual, I do what I want.… More
It’s really the simple things in life that I truly love. Simple things like watching hot dudes jerk off. It’s easy. It’s fun. It’s hot. It makes me happy. And what the hell, it’s almost Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for it.
I’m definitely feeling the guys in the Cockyboys movies. They have an everyday hotness/edge that keeps me watching. Don’t expect any cartwheels or fireworks, as Horns & Halos is filled with straight up jacking off. For me, watching hot dudes make themselves feel good is just as awesome as pyrotechnics and acrobatics.… More
I totally have a soft spot for muscular boy on boy action. Watching hot sweaty dudes who are all nice and sliced up give each other the business just lights up my day.
We start Worked Out & Worked Over with 2 sexy dudes hanging out in the sauna. Hot, sweaty and roasted to the right temperature, the blow jobs begin! After Damian Rios gets in on some cock sucking action, flips over on all fours and gets ass worked over with his partner’s tongue. This gives us the perfect opportunity to check out his wing tattoos on his back. They get to the banging and we get to hear lots of yummy moaning and groaning. They splooge and call it a day.… More