Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Happy Fall!  Today is the first day of Autumn and it is totally beautiful here in Philly, where HM4Her is based.  While I hate the extremes of the winters and summers here in the northeast, the subtle changing of the seasons always makes me happy.  And Fall is especially lovely as all the leaves change to reds and browns, and get nice and crunchy underneath my shoes.  So yes, Happy Humpday and Happy Fall!  Let’s get our celebration on with a little Link Love action!

- Twenty things that look like lady bits.  Sure, it’s a little immature and silly, but seriously, if I saw these on the street, I’d totally think ‘look, a vag!’

- And speaking of glorious girl parts (or making sure we don’t see them actually), check out these 14 famous merkins!

- and STILL about the vag, I want this romper!  I think it explains me perfectly.

- Delaware hosted a pro-masturbation march against anti-jerkin’ it Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell.  I have so many amazing jokes I want to write… but I will just say ‘awesome.’

- Two adorable gay men broke the world record for the longest kiss – smooching in at a whopping  33 hours!  Way to bring visibility to the homos!  Thanks guys!  Now to grab a chap stick -  I’m sure you need it! (via SUNfiltered)

- And again with the gays, it turns out that recent polls show that many folks consider pets as part of a family, while gays not so much.  Sigh.  I know fluffy is cute, but what am I, chopped liver? (via Jezebel)

And lastly, Chi Chi LaRue and a bunch of gay porn stars want to make sure you have safer sex!  So Shut Your Hole!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

It’s no secret that this dyke loves gay porn. I was trying to tell a friend about how insanely hot Euro dudes are this past Sunday and figured it would be a great T5T post. Plus, it gave me an excuse to spend some time drooling over pictures of gorgeous men with perfect bodies.

Without further ado, here are my five favorite men in adult who probably have health insurance.

Johan Volny: I’ve watched Czech cutie Johan grow from an adorable twink into a muscular stud over the past few years and have loved every second of it. Eurocreme has a stable of stars that are hot and hung, but he’s definitely my favorite.

Matthew Cameron: Sadly, Matthew Cameron has only done solo work so far, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed that he’ll give in and go gay for pay at some point. I’d love to see him bend over some hairy daddy and put that big dick to work! Regardless, he is just about perfect and deserves a spot on this list!

Francois Sagat: Francois is definitely the weirdest guy on this list, but there’s no denying that he is one beautiful man. He got his start out modeling in his native France before becoming a darling in the industry. He doesn’t shoot a lot, probably because he’s too busy making zombie movies and home videos of himself brushing his teeth to Britney Spears, but every second I’ve seen him in action is amazing.

Martin Mazza: Mr. Mazza looks a lot like every gay friend I have somehow… His combination of dark good looks, ink and muscles is one that brings all the boys to the yard. And I suppose me too. This Spanish stud is one of the many men Collin O’Neal has introduced to me over the years and I could never thank him enough.

Matt Hughes: Matt Hughes is new to the industry, but you only need to see him wield that 11 inch cock once to fall in love with him. It doesn’t even seem fair that he looks that good, on top of what he’s packing in his pants, but who am I to complain?

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Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This week is a short one for me – I leave for vacay on Friday morning! As excited as I am, I know I have one and a half more grueling days of watching porn, blogging and generally getting into interweb debauchery… don’t you feel bad for me? I also know that Friday is just around the corner for all of us, and no matter what the weekend looks like, we are all excited. That said, I think we could all use a little link lovin’ to get us through the next few days.

Let’s get to it!

- A 60-year-old man was found guilty of groping Minnie Mouse on a recent trip to Disney World. Seriously dude? And even better, the prosecution’s rebuttal:

“It doesn’t matter she was grabbed. She’s just a mouse,” prosecutor David Bear said, arguing against the defense. “It’s not just a mouse. It’s a person.”

Um… it’s only a mouse costume… there is a real person inside. If grabbing fur bits is what gets you off, guy, you have plenty of options. (via TheFrisky)

- And speaking of Florida FAILS, a guy recently blamed his cat for all the illegal porn (read: underage) found on his computer. Apparently when the cat jumps on the computer or sits on the keyboard, he downloads “strange material.” Obviously the authorities aren’t buying that and he is being charged.

- On a more positive note, the Electoral Commission has officially approved the registration of the Australian’s Politcal ‘Sex Party‘! Now, if we can only bring that mentality stateside… (via TheFrisky)

- American Idol fans have taken to throwing sex toys on stage at runner-up Adam Lambert during this summer’s concert tour. While I’m definitely a fan of gifting toys, I will say that I’m totally lost with this. What am I missing?

- Gay porn star Christian Cruz is transitioning to female. While she probably won’t be doing any more Lucas Entertainment films, I do hope she says in the industry and continues on making great MTF movies! (via Fleshbot)

- In other gay porn star news, long time gay performer Arpad Miklos is turning the tables and going “straight-for pay” for Jake Cruise Media’s “Straight Guys for Gay Eyes” series. I think it’s awesome that Miklos is brnaching out and trying new things, especially if it means breaking down lables and sexual orientation boxes. Woohoo!

- Parody porn based on a tv show about Mormon fundamentalist. I’m pretty sure Utah is getting ready to secede from the nation as we speak… (via Fleshbot)

And lastly… a sperm facial? I can’t imagine that being fun… but then again, I don’t usually find myself in much contact with that creamy cocktail (yes, I just grossed myself out…). Check out this video of a “recluctant” male journalist getting one. Oh, what we do for the sake of a story…

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Pantheon Productions Category: Daddies

I’m not going to start lying to you now. I only watched one scene of this movie because I’ve been dying to see what all of the fuss about Matthew Rush is about. Rush was recently released from his “lifetime exclusive” deal with Falcon and this is the first chance I’ve had to see this mountain of a man in action.

Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed by this scene. I can see why Rush is so popular with the boys, but he’s a little too big for my liking and I wasn’t impressed at all with Tim Kelly. They just didn’t seem to mesh that well for me and I’m all about chemistry. There were a couple of really hot parts, first when Rush is on his back getting absolutely plowed by Kelly – it’s really animalistic and very sexy. I also really enjoyed the last five minutes. This time Kelly is on all fours having his hole stretched by Matthew’s big cock. It was a nice way to finish up a scene that was just ok in my book, probably in part because I had such high expectations.

I will, without a doubt, check out the next film we get that stars Rush and I will be surprised if I don’t like it better. If you like big dudes with big dicks, I wouldn’t advise you to steer clear of this one at all – it just wasn’t my cup of tea. The rest of the movie stars a bunch of older muscle daddies and one very handsome Derrick Hanson, just in case you’re curious!

By the way, maybe this is a gay guy thing, but what’s up with all of the underpants action? I understand that the title is “Brief Encounters” and both men look pretty damn sexy in their crisp white briefs, but how long can you lick a cock through them? Pull them down and get to work!
-The Porn Librarian

For this week’s Top Five Tuesday, I thought I would highlight the hottest Gay Male Porn Stars (according to a huge lesbian). I’m not sure if it’s weird or not, but I tend to prefer super masculine men and that is definitely reflected in my picks. Maybe at some point I could do the five hottest twinks, because they will are noticeably missing from this list!

Al Parker: Al Parker stands out among porn actors in the late 1970′s and worked as an actor, director and producer. He was insanely handsome and my gay favorite star from the golden age of porn. So far, I love his performance in Turned On! best. It’s a great movie that shows why his work is still so popular.

Johnny Hazzard:You’d think I’d run out of praise for this Rascal Video star, but I haven’t. Hazzard is stunning and in electric in every scene I’ve ever seen him in. He won the 2006 GAYVN for Best Actor for his work in Wrong Side of The Tracks and my heart.

Jason Tiya: Where to start? Jason Tiya, the 2006 GAYVN Award Nominee for Best Newcomer, is one of those performers who demands your eye in every scene. His work for Dark Alley Media is amazing, but my favorite performance is in Lights & Darks, when he pounds Brett Michaels relentlessly!

Pedro Andreas: I’m sure that anyone with eyes will understand why Pedro is on this list. He’s absolutely gorgeous and has a perfect body. What really makes him stand our for me is that he’s totally a sucker for love! That’s right, Mr. Andreas and his partner, performer Daniel Marvin, always play together. Of course, to keep things interesting they’ll invite a friend into the mix… Pedro and Daniel – Private Sessions is a must see in my book. It’s pretty amazing to see two men in love fuck on camera.

Matthew Cameron:Last, but certainly not least, is the uber-masculine Diamond Pictures exclusive Matthew Cameron. He’s new to the industry and I’ve only seen him do JO scenes so far, but let me tell you, they’re pretty freaking hot. Whether he’s decked out in leather, a suit or stark naked, he’s something to look at. You can check out a compilation of his self-lovin’ scenes in this Diamond Films Compilation.

If you’re looking for tons of man sex, head over to our gay theater. It features all of our hot homo porn!

-The Porn Librarian