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I love stocking stuffers.  Candy, socks, candles, hand cream, chocolate oranges, Starbucks gift cards, mini flashlights, etc.  Unfortunately, this movie isn’t about actual stocking stuffers. Fortunately, I’m pretty sure that “stockings” is code for “buttholes” and “stuffers” is code for “penises”.  Perhaps I’m taking the title a tad on the literal side, but per usual, I do what I want.

I loved the opening of this movie.  The first glimpse is of a lovely toned dude jerking off with a Fleshlight Ice.  In case you didn’t know this about me, I’m a total fan of watching people masturbate.  It isn’t terribly common to get to see dudes using masturbators in porn, so I get super excited when it happens.  I was really enjoying this one because this particular Fleshlight is clear so you can see his penis through the masturbator while he wanks.  Neat!  Anywho, this only goes on for so long until he is joined by an equally muscular stud muffin that slides right in and takes the place of the handy dandy jerk off tube.  They get their merry butt fucking Christmas on.  It is hot, but I have one question: why does the banger give the bang-e the middle finger?

The movie goes on and each scene gets hotter and naughtier with more toned clean cut boys that love to get dirty.  I totally love that each scene includes some sort of Christmas something-or-other in sme capacity.  A lot of movies throw in the word “Christmas” just to get you excited about watching a festive porno, only to leave you disappointed and like your stocking was filled with lumps of coal.  I hate box covers that lie!  That isn’t the case here!  This is one big man on man Yule log filled smut party.  If you’re looking for a porno that will both get you off and get you in the mood for egg nog, this is it!

Watch Stocking Stuffers 1 – Jingle Balls now!

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It’s really the simple things in life that I truly love.  Simple things like watching hot dudes jerk off.  It’s easy.  It’s fun.  It’s hot.  It makes me happy.  And what the hell, it’s almost Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for it.

I’m definitely feeling the guys in the Cockyboys movies.  They have an everyday hotness/edge that keeps me watching.  Don’t expect any cartwheels or fireworks, as Horns & Halos is filled with straight up jacking off.  For me, watching hot dudes make themselves feel good is just as awesome as pyrotechnics and acrobatics.

Dayton O’Connor in scene 3 does it up right with his cock poking through his ripped jeans.  He is super into it and holy hotness do I like watching him fuck his clasped hands!  He gets points for creativity and intense pelvic thrusting.  He totally loses himself and that is certainly something I enjoy in solo masturbation movies.

Scene 6 is another re-watchable one for me.  For starters, Hugo Milano had a few more tattoos than the other fellas.  I always like a man with ink.  I also like his willingness to take risks and jerk off in such death defying poses as balancing betwixt a ladder and what I’m going to call a shelf.  Nice job!  He is another one that gets into to what he is doing and forgets the camera is there, even with the whole ladder situation.  The voyeur in me likes to see what people look like when they get themselves off on any random day.  Yep, I’m a big perv.

Clearly, I’m a fan of this flick.  Is it ground breaking?  No.  Does it satisfy that Solo Male J/O tooth?  It damn sure does.

Watch Horns & Halos now!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Ginger

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I totally have a soft spot for muscular boy on boy action.  Watching hot sweaty dudes who are all nice and sliced up give each other the business just lights up my day.

We start Worked Out & Worked Over with 2 sexy dudes hanging out in the sauna.  Hot, sweaty and roasted to the right temperature, the blow jobs begin!  After Damian Rios gets in on some cock sucking action, flips over on all fours and gets ass worked over with his partner’s tongue.  This gives us the perfect opportunity to check out his wing tattoos on his back.  They get to the banging and we get to hear lots of yummy moaning and groaning.  They splooge and call it a day.

Next up, our two fellas are actually in the gym when the need to pump more than just iron overtakes them.  These hunk-o-matics are wearing ketchup and mustard colored jock straps.  Not only did I walk away from this movie with a boy on boy boner, but I also had an intense craving for a hot dog.  Good thing all of that workout equipment ALSO inspired me to do some squats.

You can’t very well have a movie with the words “worked out” in the title without a little locker room banging and my do we get it.  It is one of the most stereotypical places to shoot a porno scene, but clearly it gets the job done.  I know I can’t get enough bent-over-the-bench butt sex!

If you have the same affection that I have for hot boys with hot bods getting it on, then you’ll definitely want to watch this movie.  You’ll be quite pleased with all of the blow jobs and anal sex that fill your screen.

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