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Game Of Thrones and Porn

Now that we’re partway through season 6 of HBO’s smash hit Game Of Thrones, fans are looking forward to seeing more of their favorite characters, dragons, and, of course, boobs ‘n butts. For a show that many have both praised and derided for its excessive use of primetime nudity and softcore sex, it’s no surprise that it has had tons of overlap with the porn industry. From XXX parodies to podcasts to cameos of our favorite stars, Game Of Thrones has brought tons of juicy extras for porn watchers. Game of Bones – Winter Is Cumming Game Of Thrones has … Continue reading Game Of Thrones and Porn

Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

An exquisitely beautiful song about fish sex and a “Hot Dog in My Buns” – Remy LaCroix straight up declined the offer to star in the “ET XXX” parody, claiming “I just don’t think children’s movies should be made into porn parodies,” and also because she “has taste.” read – Because a man watched so much porn that couldn’t get off with regular sex, he decided to take the no-fap challenge to see if it would help the plumbing issue. read – Lohan * Deen + July 29th = lucky bitchz in nyc read – Prepare yourself. This is what … Continue reading Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

Tits and Glass App is Back, The Cuddle Toys Are Coming, Help Finish Game of Thrones – Here’s The Morning Quickie

Mikandi’s Google Glass app, Tits And Glass, is back! Yeah, now we can log on and watch all the photographs of beautiful models we can handle in this revised SFW gallery app! …wait, whaaaa? SFW? The biggest bummer that ever bummed is true, though Mikandi says once you get all the non-pornagraphic material you can handle, you can then boot up the standard “internet” on a “computer” and complete your NSFW fix there. preview here – College Humor compiled a list from those weirdos that actually post one-star reviews of porn videos. Look, I get it, I get that not … Continue reading Tits and Glass App is Back, The Cuddle Toys Are Coming, Help Finish Game of Thrones – Here’s The Morning Quickie

SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Here’s a lady that I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this year — Dayna Vendetta. I’m sure as shit you’ve heard of her already, seen her, jerked off to her, but have you watched the lady after her redux? She’s a redhead bombshell now, and hell yes does it make a difference. She’s just signed up to work with the stellar team over at The Rub PR, and OC Modeling. She’ll be launching her new site soon, DaynaVendettaXXX.com, and expect some anal action coming shortly. – Hopefully, at this point in the day you’ve been alerted to the … Continue reading SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

And the Cup came home! I guess I haven’t shared my hockey obsession here much or…ever…but it’s a dedicated passion of mine, besides boobs, diet coke, and dresses. Being from Chicago, I’m a huge ‘Hawks fan, and just want to offer my congratulations for being Stanley Cup winners again, even if this season was a jumbled, shortened mashy lump. Ah. Brings back memories of being in the midst of chaos on Clark St. just a few years ago. – I’m still mourning over the end of Game of Thrones. And the nudity of it that I can no longer enjoy … Continue reading Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

Girlfriends Films Gives to Hurricane Sandy Relief and More in Morning Quickie

Director and star Melissa Monet just announced that Girlfriends Films will be donating $1,000 to the Stephen Siller Tunnel to Towers Foundation, supporting the Staten Island aid and relief due to Hurricane Sandy. Every month the studio selects a “near and dear” charity chosen by one of their stars to donate to, which is ridiculously awesome to us! To see more about this monthly charity program that is pretty much the greatest thing I have ever heard about, go here. help melissa’s and gf’s efforts here – If you haven’t seen the ending of this season’s Game of Thrones, don’t push … Continue reading Girlfriends Films Gives to Hurricane Sandy Relief and More in Morning Quickie

Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie

After yesterday’s viral round of the whole “Michael Douglas got cancer from giving oral sex” story, Funny or Die decided that that was prime material for it’s latest “leaked interview”. In the recorded confession, the “voice” of Michael Douglas reviews how the films of his past influenced the way he, um, got cancer. listen to it here – Since my YOUR day is never complete without some Game of Thrones action or nudity or death or what have you, our friends over at Fleshbot and Peeperz are offering you the scoop on Shae and Ros, respectively. see nakie Shae here … Continue reading Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie

Google Glass Bans Porn In the Morning Quickie

Even with the greatest announcement that app pro MiKandi was going to release the first round of porn apps on Google Glass, well, Google decided that they just weren’t having any of that. Shortly after MiKandi announced the release – and I mean like just hours later – Google was all “nuh-uh, not in my town!” and revised their policy to rid any hopeful app makers of releasing graphically sexual material. read about it here – Now that the fans of Game of Thrones are in a serious mourning period, myself included (I may have overdid it on Twitter yesterday … Continue reading Google Glass Bans Porn In the Morning Quickie

Google Glass is Getting Porny

In what could possibly be the best thing ever to happen to the uber-wtf device, MiKandi will unleash two apps for Google Glass, hopefully this week. We have absolutely no idea what they are, but considering that MiKandi is the number one company for porn-related apps, this should be…interesting. – Pretty Picture of the Day: Because I like things that look pretty, and trash isn’t supposed to be pretty, this photo set that Barry Rosenthal did for whatever reason is really intricate and beautiful. And I want to share it with you. Maybe it will open your eyes to a … Continue reading Google Glass is Getting Porny

Do We Agree? If I Read The Great Gatsby I’m ‘DTF’

Well this is right down our runway: Apparently women en masse are more likely to git it on if we read the right books. Though apparently women en masse only buy these books while traveling. *Head-to-wall-slam*.   Coming to us via dating website MissTravel.com, they polled 47,320 female members, and asked questions about reading preferences, travel and relationships. From there, they matched what type of book you’re reading to what your odds are for hooking up. Hmmm okay, so with this apparently we are being blessed with “The Summer Reading Guide for Single Men” – the compilation of all the odds … Continue reading Do We Agree? If I Read The Great Gatsby I’m ‘DTF’