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MacGyver XXX – A Dream Zone Parody (Disc 1)

I’ve got two words for you, people: MacGyver porn.  Oh yeah, you heard me right.  The industry finally cracked its nut and brought us porn based off of the action-adventure show from the ‘80s/’90s.  I don’t know about you, but I am a big MacGyver fan.  I mean, come on, the man regularly saves the day using crap he finds in his pockets – like bobby pins, sticks of gum and paperclips.  How could you not be totally amazed?  So yeah, Dream Zone Entertainment went there and brought us the last parody I expected –

Instead of writing a normal review for this masterpiece, I decided that a bullet-pointed list would be the best medium to explain all that is right with this flick.

– MacGyver is Richie Calhoun in a horrible blonde mullet wig.  Like an obvious wig from the costume shop that was probably labeled “hair band rocker.”  And he wears it during all of the sex scenes.

– The movie starts out with him fucking Jayden Lee, without any dialogue or us knowing anything other than he is supposed to be in Hong Kong (though the opening is definitely and obviously shot in southern California).  And they reference that.

– There is a roll of duct tape and a hole punch on the table by the bed, which clearly was just MacGyver taking the crap out of his pockets.

– He makes a “prostate massager” out of a pen and a condom – though it doesn’t have a flared base so if I were you, I wouldn’t try this at home.

– He seriously “cums” about a gallon on Jayden’s face.  Like ropes and ropes of “semen.”

– I love the MacGyver music and transitions.  They are the best.

–  Of course Mac finds sex toys that help him get out of sticky situations.  Like the vibrator he finds in the car that he swipes the batteries from to hotwire the car.  Or the rubber fist that has tape at the bottom that he can use in conjunction with a Pringles can and some other stuff to make a listening device to crack a lock.

– The sex is pretty decent all around, but I would definitely check out the girl-girl action in scene 4 with Sasha Sweet and Ella Milano.  Yum.  That Sasha Sweet sure is seriously hot and those moans are enough to get you tingling in your pants.

– The rubber fist makes a second appearance to save the day.  Of course it does.

– The whole movies ends on the joke “with friends like these, who needs enemas.”  Yep.  See, how could you not love this?

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Free Porn Friday!

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Filly Films’ , scene three, with and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition!

 

Second is Reality Blue Media’s Superstar Showdown – Alexis Texas Vs. Sarah Vandella, scene one, featuring and her Hitachi Magic Wand.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Superstar Showdown – Alexis Texas Vs. Sarah Vandella!

 

And lastly, Sweet Sinner’s , scene one, featuring  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Immoral Proposal!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD

The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition – Scene 1

Back in the day when it was on, The L Word was a total phenomenon.  It was one of the first TV shows to feature out lesbians as the main characters, which was freaking huge, and my friends and I were all over it.  While I was a total fan girl for that, I never actually watched The Real L Word, the reality show that rose from the ashes of the fictional one (although I became quite familiar with it because they were always shooting at The Dinah).  Even though I don’t know much about the reality show, I do know that both shows were lousy with action – their characters humping left and right.  Because they were on a premium channel (Showtime), we got to see a considerable amount of activity and lots of naked breasts, but no actual hardcore fucking.  And while softcore is great, sometimes you just want to watch the drama explode into something way dirtier. 

is not a parody of either of those shows.  It’s more documentary of real life any anything else.  Director  visits three real NYC lesbian couples to chat with them about their real experiences as couples and how they fuck.  And then she shows them actually getting busy.  Yum!  I think it I had to choose my favorite type of porno movie, this style of interview, then real sex, would be my ultimate pick.  There is something so raw and exciting about seeing folks sit down and talk about their sexual lives, and then give us a taste of the action.  Also, to be honest, any movie with Madison Young’s name on it is sure to get my stamp of approval.  And because it’s so awesome, I think it only makes sense to review it scene-by-scene to get the full effect of it all.

First up are  and , an adorable pair that start off talking about how they met – when Rozen came to Nikki to get her first tattoo about a year-and-a-half ago.  They give us a little peak into their lives together as lesbians in New York, including a little squabble, which turns into super hot action in the kitchen.  What makes it even better for me if knowing that Rozen is a baker that works out of their house, so the kitchen they are banging in is the place that delicious vegan, gluten-free treats come from.  What can I say, I have a total sweet tooth… and not just for sugar.

It’s so obvious that these ladies are not only totally hot for each other, they know one another’s bodies well and how to touch each other just right.  They kiss and caress each other as their clothes come off.  I absolutely love that we can see Madison’s socked feet as she stands on the counter to get the best camera angles.  That lady knows what she is doing!  We have a room full of smart cookies right here!  Because the action is shot from above, everything comes out extra sexy and exciting.  Once Nikki starts fucking Rozen with her fingers, Madison comes in below then, right at pussy level so we get the best views.

Rozen lets Nikki know exactly what she wants and gives instruction about how she wants to be fucked right now, which is fast, hard and with a lot of fingers.  She grinds her own fingers into her clit while asking Nikki to fuck her even harder.  The camera stays on Rozen’s face as Nikki fills her request and rams her fingers in hard, over and over again.  And then all of a sudden Nikki is stripped down to her purple undies, being ravaged by her lady.  All we can see is Rozen’s head moving back and forth in Nikki’s crotch while Nikki lays back moaning and grabs Rozen’s hair. They move over to the island counter where Rozen fucks the crap out of Nikki, which they clearly both enjoy.  Seriously, it’s the best.

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Experience Me

Today feels like a straight to the action kind of day, so I am taking a look a movie from a studio that has recently joined us, .  We already know how I feel about women being labeled as “MILFs,” so I’m not going to wax poetic about that again, other than to say that this beautiful blond woman is 34-years-old, which is not old at all, and it’s so weird that she is considered a MILF. Oh porno, your aging is the strangest.  Anyway, you came here to talk about the fucking, so let’s get to it!

and don’t even bother with the formalities of conversation or back story – they just get their clothes off as fast as possible and start enjoying each other’s bodies.  They move frantically, like they cannot get enough of one another’s skin.

The clothes aren’t even all the way off before Zack’s cock is firmly in Claudia’s mouth.  And you can easily tell that she is totally into the blowjob, savoring every inch that goes down her throat.

Zack returns the favor, stripping her down and licking her pussy while fucking her with his fingers.  Soon they are spooning as he slides his dick into her shaved pussy, thrusting to the hilt. 

And since we are only about half way through the movie at this point (which is only 25 minutes), the pair switch into a number of positions and continue to fuck like champs for another 15 or so minutes.

I think my favorite part of this flick is watching them go really slow while the camera is close up in the action.

Pretty hot, right?

I was disappointed that we don’t really get an orgasm from her, but he comes streams of jizz all over her face.  It’s not all about the orgasm, but if you are going to show his major money shot, why not show hers?

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Free Porn Friday

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Girlfriends Films’ , scene two, with Billie Sweet and Dante (F).

 

Second is Burning Angel Entertainment’s , scene four, featuring Lily Lane and Ramon Nomar.

 

And lastly, Zero Tolerance Entertainment’s , scene two.

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Girlfriends Caught Masturbating

Women getting themselves off with little pomp and circumstance – now that’s what I call a fabulous week opener.  I haven’t spent too much time with , but when I ran across this video of beautiful, natural girls jerking off and clearly enjoying themselves, I knew I had to stop and take a peek.

Starting with scene one I was already totally engrossed.  I love that this lady masturbates by rubbing up against her purse, grinding her clit into it.  We don’t get humping and grinding much in masturbation porn, so it’s a real treat to come across (pun intended!).  Sure, it’s not all that “camera friendly” since we can’t see her vag, but the honesty and realness of it makes me so happy.  And she mentions that she carries the bag around all day, so I bet it’s an awesome memory when she goes to take something out of it and gets a whiff of pussy.  It’s really the gift that keeps on giving.

Scene two really does it for me too, with this sweet hippie chick fucking herself with what I thought was a dildo, but ends up was a candle (hmmm… not sure about that safety – it looks sharp!).  She also uses a stuffed dolly, grinding it against her clit and basically riding its little fabric face.  I know that sounds so dirty, but really, it was just exciting to see more humping porn.  The fact that it was a little fabric doll is neither here nor there for me (though the doll is adorably weird looking and lovely).  Hippie girl also squirts and tells us all about how it feels once she comes – which is kind of fantastic.  And she calls her pussy a yoni – amazing!

Alright, so scene three is really awesome as well.  This woman starts out sitting on one of those big exercise balls and soon she is grinding against the ball, using it was a tool to get herself off.  She grinds into it for a while before getting naked and using the ball to lay back on so she can rub her pussy with her fingers.  She rolls off a few times, but generally gets it done, while balancing on the exercise ball.  Pretty fucking impressive if you ask me! Also, it really is incredibly cute when she topples off a little…

There are eight scenes all together – all of which are great and offer up lots of real orgasms, but I have to say that the first three scenes really did it for me and they are ones I plan to watch again!

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Free Porn Friday!

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Daring Media Group’s , scene three, with Jess West and Danny D (and his ginormous dick!).

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Seduced!

 

Second is Naughty Natural’s , scene two, featuring .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Nikki’s Moving Day!

 

And lastly, Sweetheart Video’s , scene three, featuring Liza Del Sierra and Sinn Sage.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Lesbian Analingus!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Free Porn Friday

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Daring Media Group’s , scene one, with  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Stolen Moments!

 

Second is Ninn Worx’s , scene five, featuring Presley Maddox and Nick Manning.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Innocence – Rebel!

 

And lastly, Viv Thomas’ , scene three, featuring Viktoria Diamond and Blue Angel.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Shades of Blue!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Cleo’s Sunny Afternoon

The moment I opened the site this morning, I took one look at  and said “I want to go to there.”  Oh yeah, I quoted television to talk about porno.  For real though, it was the first movie I saw when I opened the site this morning and I really did stop in my tracks.  Who is this Cleo and why have I never seen her before?  Fresh faced, bespectacled, curvy, tattooed and deliciously hairy – just what the smut peddler ordered to heat us up on this cold, wintery morning!  Thank you !

Seriously, I really can’t get over how incredibly hot this lady is and how exciting it is to watch her get herself off.  Set in what looks like her sweet, eclectic living room (I would bet money that she lives in Portland, Oregon*), Cleo strips down to her pretty pink bra and panties within a minute and stretches out on her little antique couch.  After taking off her socks (thank god), Cleo caresses her body to get into the mood, all the while chatting with the camerawoman about random stuff.  Finally she takes her panties off…

As soon as she pulls her bottoms down a bit, we are treated to a surprise thicket of beautiful, dark pubic hair – a nice full bush of it.  Since it has become such a trend for porn performers to wax their pubic hair, seeing someone with an amazing bush they are proud of is one of my favorite things ever.  Along with her pubes, Cleo has lovely tufts of thick hair under each arm.  Can you tell I am a fan of body hair?

It’s not long before Cleo has her hands on her pussy, playing with her extra fluffy hair (she just showered) and rubbing her sensitive clit.  I love watching the way she touches herself, using her middle and ring fingers to grind into her body.  She groans and wriggles around for a while as she works herself into a subdued, yet super sexy, orgasm, finishing the ten minute movie with a few sheepish giggles and a warm smile.  Oh man, I totally forgot how much I love a sunny afternoon!

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*Edit – We actually looked the studio up and they are based in Oakland, California.  Oh well, I was kind of right.  Six of one, half-dozen of another, eh?

 

Free Porn Friday!

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Sweet Sinner’s , scene three, with Maddy O’Reilly and Evan Stone.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Shades of Kink!

 

Second is Lesbea’s , scene two, featuring and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Candle!

 

And lastly, Distribpix/Video-X-Pix’s , scene two, featuring and .  I love a montage!  Read our review!

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from The Opening of Misty Beethoven!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD