2 Out Of 2 Lesbians Agree
The Bolivian President is a little late to the party on the idea that it’s eating cock that makes guys gay…
Duh. Also, that dude is totally wrong and we can’t believe and anyone would even think up an idea like that. Sigh.
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Link Love
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb. It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier. There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open! Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor! Good thing you get the fruits of my labor! So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!… More
Just Say No (to) Carrie Prejean
Man, oh man, that Carrie Prejean has a big decision in front of her. In yesterday’s Link Love, I mentioned that the former Miss California was approached by porn mega studio Vivid Entertainment Group and offered $1 million to star in a movie for them. Apparently they even have a copy of her much talked about sex tape (or tapes – there are rumors of eight videos floating around)! So, will she or won’t she??… More
Link Love
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednesday again and we have traveled to the end of the interweb to find all the sexiest news that is fit to print, so let’s keep this intro short and get right down to it!
- Mr. Alaskan Baby-Daddy (and Fleshbot Award winner) Levi Johnston has finally made good on all the talk of him posing for Playgirl Magazine and a sneak peek picture has been released.… More
Link Love
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s November now – can you believe it? Halloween is done and gone and we are moving into holiday territory and falling temps. Lucky for us, this week’s Link Love is hotter than ever, so let’s get to it!
- In response to all the frostbitten nipple worries of the world, Japan’s Thanko has released their latest invention, the USB powered breast warming pads (pictured). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t usually have frigid tits… especially when I am close enough to my computer to feasibly plug my boob warmers in. Back to the drawing board guys – and this time get some ladies to help you come up with something useful.… More
Parenting Fail
So, someone using the name “Tara” wants their daughter to be a porn star. Yes, you heard me right. They have an 18 year old daughter and a contact in the industry that’s promising this parental unit stardom and 400k a year contracts for their beautiful baby girl. Yes – seriously I couldn’t make up this kind of thing I’m not, quite, that debauched yet.… More
The Worst Of The Worst – Sexy Halloween Costumes
Over the years, I’ve given up on the fight against sexy Halloween costumes. If ladies are old enough (read: of age) to vote, they should be able to pick a costume without getting totally berated by folks like me that think they are lame. Like seriously, who really needs a “Sexy Dentist” at their Halloween party? I’m just sayin’.… More
Lube Fail
There are some stories that make you just wanna shake your head and sigh.
A California woman thought she’d save some cash by taking matters into her own hands and performing a little DIY plastic surgery on her own face. Ordering silicone from the internet for $10, the lady proceeced to shoot it into her lips and cheeks. Of course the next day her whole face became totally inflammed and swollen and she ended up needing a series of operations to correct it anyway.
How ridiculous is that! And I haven’t even gotten to the best part yet!
She did this because she had it done by her doctor before and thought it would be just as easy to get the same results doing it herself. Whether it would have worked or not is a moot point, because as it turns out, the doctor had used medical grade silicone to smooth out her face. What this woman purchased was silicone personal lubricant. Yep… she injected lube into her face.
I don’t know which is worse, that she put lube in her face, or that she really thought doing it herself was a good idea.… More