Back before Anal Queen Tristan Taormino started her Expert Guide series, she was just a sex educator with an instructional porn dream. Intent on making her dream a reality, she partnered up with director Ernest Greene and John “Buttman” Stagliano to create this fun and informative porn star gonzo butt sex flick. Ok, so I don’t know that for fact really, but I do know this looks to be one of Taormino’s first movies, which makes it all the more thrilling for me.
Before watching this movie, I had only seen Tristan Taormino as the sexy but fully clothed sex educator in her films. She’d guide us though all the good stuff, but never join in herself (to my repeated disappointment.) In this Ultimate Guide, Tristan gets down and dirty, still staying clothed, but licking pussy and getting her fingers nice and lubed up for a little anal adventure. Finally! I mean, I love watching Tristan in anything she does, but getting a chance to see her digits deep in a hot girl’s ass is all the more exciting.
[Edit: The first time I watched this to review, I'll admit that I didn't get to the last scene before I wrote it up. Luckily a reader pointed out that I missed the best scene of the movie, where Tristan Toarmino gets naked and seriously fucked in a massive orgy. It's the pièce de résistance and I can't believe I passed it by the first time around. Tristan takes it like a champ in almost every hole she's got (no urethra or nose fucking, but you get the point) and lets herself has as much fun as she does with the education component. I love that her body is real and sexy and has no traces of being porno-fied. She is a teacher through and through, but it's nice to see her having a little fun in front of the camera. I'm pretty sure I can now die happy. Thanks John Stagliano.]
Along with giving me more Tristan to swoon over, this Ultimate Guide offered me lots of great information and clear, easy instructions. I really liked that Taormino started at the beginning with anatomy and stereotypes, then moved on to technique and more advanced stuff. It was really thorough and totally hot. Plus, I never get tired of seeing Nina Hartley with her ass in the air. She is pretty much the ultimate bonus to this already awesome video.
This movie has a different vibe than Taormino’s other instructional flicks. It’s a little pornier than the others and a bit less sensual. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. I appreciated seeing Tristan educate in a different kind of setting and maybe even give the porn stars a few tips of the trade. Stagliano was kind of annoying to me and I wasn’t really into all his comments, but he didn’t interrupt too often, so I just let it go. All in all, the movie was fun, engaging and full of lots of useful and exciting information.
-J.D. Bauchery
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