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Eva Angelina
Often, us straight girls have a list of women we’d go lesbian for. Kim Kardashian is always my top choice. She’s fucking hot as hell. Her sex tape with Ray-J isn’t anything to write home about, but her body is amazing (and on that note - so is Ray-J’s). Naturally, I’m also a huge fan of the E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians which is what this movie is based around. For those of you who don’t know, the show follows the whole Kardashian family through their lives and it’s just ridiculous. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I don’t think anyone in the family has actually done anything of merit (save for Bruce Jenner) and therefore I shouldn’t be wasting my time but I still love Kim’s ass.
Anyway, this is about Getting It Up With the Kardassians which, much like the show, was pretty hot. The female cast even resembled the Kardashian girls - slightly. The scenes were spoofs of things that happened on the show - the mom hired a too-sexy babysitter, the mom tried to come between her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend, Kim hired a trainer to get in shape. However, unlike the show, the scenes turned into hot sex and turned me on.
The final scene is a girl-girl threeway between Kim and her friends Eva Angelina and Nikki Benz. Considering there’s truth to every joke (and spoof), maybe there’s hope for girls like me after all.
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 The Matrix meets Law & Order, with more double penetration, pussy pounding and cum dripping sex than you can shake an underground sim chip at. It’s really no wonder this futuristic cyber-cop thrill porn epic swept the 2008 AVN Awards, with major wins such as Best Actress, Best Special Effects and Best Feature Video, to name only a few. While hunting down a super virus that could corrupt and destroy the future, Special Agents Cray and Born - the incredibly hot Eva Angelina and Derrick Pierce, respectively - get their hands on Tesla (our girl Hillary Hot…err, I mean Scott), a bratty bottom of a cyber-whore who might just hold the key to saving it all. Sure, I had to do a little rewinding to keep up with the plot a few times, but the surprisingly good acting (both fucking and speaking) along with the super varied sex scenes (jerking off in a bathroom stall, sensually touching in a decadent bed, licking pussy in the desert… you get the picture) kept me totally enthralled and begging for more the entire 4 hours. And I won’t get too carried away, but for a non-Hollywood big budget flick, the special effects and sci-fi details were pretty damn impressive.
-J.D. Bauchery
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