Ahoy! First off, ye scallywags, September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, so this here smut peddlar figured that it’d be a jolly good laugh to review a pirate-themed movie and throw in as much pirate talk as this matey can muster. So hold on to yer peg leg, cause this sea is about to get choppy!… More
Happy Fucking Halloween!! The day is finally here! And as a special treat I decided that I would review a dirty version of one of my favorite Halloween movies – Hocus Pocus! Because who wouldn’t want a porno parody of a classic Disney movie featuring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker? I know I do! C’mon, a porn version of a Bette Midler movie? They even got curly redhead Audrey Hollander to play the lead role.… More
I was in the mood for a little Eva Angelina, and decided on E for Eva since it has nine sexy scenes starring the gorgeous lady. I’m the type of girl who likes options and this video has a little bit of everything a solo scene, an amazing lesbian fuckfest and a good old fashioned gangbang.… More
Often, us straight girls have a list of women we’d go lesbian for. Kim Kardashian is always my top choice. She’s fucking hot as hell. Her sex tape with Ray-J isn’t anything to write home about, but her body is amazing (and on that note – so is Ray-J’s).… More
The Matrix meets Law & Order, with more double penetration, pussy pounding and cum dripping sex than you can shake an underground sim chip at. It’s really no wonder this futuristic cyber-cop thrill porn epic swept the 2008 AVN Awards, with major wins such as Best Actress, Best Special Effects and Best Feature Video, to name only a few.… More