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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Candidate

Dana Vespoli is a fucking genius! The last flick I watched from Dana also happened to be a Sweethearts Video title called Lefty that I completely went ape shit over (review here), and following up with The Candidate was exactly what I needed. The plot is beyond captivating, nothing new for my fellow Dana fanatics, the acting is so spot on you once again forget you’re watching a porno, something I really value, and, of course, the sex is great. The Candidate is situated in today’s hostile and terrifyingly politically charged good ole U S of A. Sounds incredibly sexy right!?

Scene 1 – Penny Pax & Casey Calvert

When we open, Democratic Senator Jen Hanlon is in position to be the first woman president of the United States of America, and her ad is playing on TV. From the very beginning you’re going to get this parody because Dana wastes no time setting up parallels. Senator Hanlon can’t help but remind one of Hillary Clinton with the sexy swag that only Brandi Love can bring, but before you even see her the message is going to sound very familiar. “The usual liberal bullshit”, which we’re reminded of by Republican Senator Trip Mathis (played by the convincing Alec Knight), as he so gently puts it before rambling about some clip of him shaking an oriental’s hand missing from his own ad. Right away he’s annoying as fuck (his name is Trip for crying out loud!). Well done Mr. Knight!

Also right away, we get a sort of stick-it-to-the-douche-homophobe-Republican-know-it-all-white-dude moment when it becomes obvious that Senator Mathis’ daughter, Penny Pax (yes, her beautiful breasts are also here!) is a lesbian fucking her best friend, Casey Calvert, right under his nose in his own house (reminds me of some fun times). Casey mentions Senator Hanlon’s new and highly effective campaign ad and the two briefly discuss Penny’s pop before clearing their heads and doing the nasty. I haven’t seen Pax’s big bouncy boobs in a while, so when the pair began taking their clothes off I couldn’t wait. I was so anxious that I seriously think my favorite part of the entire scene was when Casey put both of Penny’s tits in her mouth, a challenge I more than welcome, and gave a quick motor boat. I flipped! I really, really like Penny’s boobs…

Anyway, the sex throughout the scene was pretty basic as far as positions go. Casey started off by fondling Penny for a while before eating her asshole out and fingering her to god knows how many orgasms. It’s Penny’s turn, and she flips Casey over returning the favor with a really sloppy head job that is sure to turn on, and a little dirty talk. They 69 which briefly turns into Penny sitting on Casey’s face because the tongue game is that strong, and at one point I thought she was going to have to jump down, but she rode Casey’s face all the way to the bank and cashed in with a huge thank you in the form of fingers and lips. It was crazy hot for a first scene.

Scene 2 – Brandi Love & Julia Ann

Finally we get to meet Senator Hanlon. She’s being interviewed by Dana Vespoli about her recent heroic act where she ran into a burning school building and saved a bunch of kids from horrible fire death. Turns out her instincts just kicked in and her years of volunteer fire work under her fire chief dad more than paid off. Not only did she save lives, but the publicity she’s getting is right on time and to top things off she gets to go home and sleep with Julia Ann…Julia fucking Ann! Have you ever seen Brandi Love and Julia Ann in the same room together, let alone kissing and touching all over each other!? It’s better than paradise and it’s happening! I mean, look at them up there. You can’t tell me that isn’t a sexy overload. The only thing that threw me slightly off was Julia literally rolling into the room in a wheelchair. Dana, the subtleties are not lost on me! Mostly though I wanted to see if Julia would be able to stay in character with Brandi undressing and sucking on every inch of her body. Getting her on the bed was the toughest challenge I saw in the near future, and my dreams of watching it go down were cut short by editing. I get it though…

What I didn’t expect was the level of sensitivity the wheelchair introduced into the scene. Senator Hanlon loves and respects her partner and it’s obvious in the extra care she demonstrates while undressing and caressing her. It’s also apparent through their words. In-between kissing we learn that the two gorgeous women have been together for quite some time and the passion is still incredibly strong in their relationship. There are millions of ways to introduce sensitivity into a movie scene, especially a lesbian plot-based scene, but the wheelchair was different, creative, and effective. As Brandi gently kisses down Julia’s body it’s easy to get lost in this fake-relationship (see what I did there) and forget this isn’t just a love scene in a made-for-TV flick. I always appreciate when a porno takes me out of the normal porno element and makes me forget where I am, and Dana is great at it. The chemistry really makes this scene and watching it was just as fun.

Both of these experienced women know their way around the female body and they’re comfortable in theirs so the sex is going to be exactly what you’ve come to expect from a Sweethearts title. Brandi is super focused on pleasing Julia, paying attention to every little detail, ensuring she hit all the right spots at just the right moment. Since Julia’s legs don’t work, it kind of forces the pair into moments of scissoring that will force you over the edge. The position is pretty sexy itself, throw these two moaning, making sexy time faces, bumping clits with juices running down every which way into the mix and yeah, it’s a good time! There was a slightly awkward mostly chuckle-worthy part where Julia wants to taste the Senator so Brandi kind of rolls her over and she flaps on her stomach. It made me smile.

After all the lovemaking is over shit gets real, typical for a Dana Vespoli flick, with Julia letting the Senator know she thinks it’s time to come out of the closet and there’s no better place to do it than the LGBTQ rally she’s due to speak at. Possible future prez brings up a good point though. Yeah, while it does seem disingenuous to speak at the rally and not come out as a lesbian, she’s been in the public eye for a really long time without revealing that part of her identity and it could be seen as an attention grab. Plus, she’s a woman running for president! We already know how hard that is and that people will still rather see a crazy too-damn-tan-for-his-own-good man with no political background over an experienced and qualified woman, but hey, I just write about porn…

Scene 3 – Brandi Love & Bree Daniels & Uma Jolie

Meanwhile back at the rich boys club, Senator Mathis sends his campaign manager on a hunt for dirt on his competition, and man is it good dirt! Senator Hanlon made a sex tape back in college with two of her sorority sisters and the shit is out! After locating and securely hiding my college tape fun times (I plan to run as Kanye’s VP next go round – anyone can win right?) I was back to being glued to the screen. Senator tight-ass is stressed all the way out while Trip, who I’m waiting on to trip over something at some point in this movie, loves every minute of watching it. It’s a damn good threesome to say the least! Bree Daniels and Uma Jolie are hot as fuck and make the perfect DTF sorority sisters for a young freaky Senator Hanlon.

I love how the sex starts instantly in this scene. Before you know it Bree Daniels’ sexy redhead ass is sitting on Brandi’s face while Uma sucks her off. I always preach of balance is key in threesomes (and life) and without it the experience doesn’t come across as fun and exciting. You don’t have to worry about that this time around. Every woman in this scene is sucked, fucked, fingered, fondled, kissed, and licked to the point of no return and back again. I think Uma got it the best while in the pile-driver position with Bree fingering her pussy non-stop and Brandi working steadily on her clit. By the end of it all I think I was more exhausted than they were…

Scene 4 – Karlie Montana

Senator Hanlon neither confirms nor denies she’s on the sex tape (we all know what that means) but stands firm on her stance about slut shaming and attempts to divert everyone away from consensual adults fucking on tape to matters of poverty and the education system, you know, shit that matters. She even gives the press a “good day” at the end of her speech. Senator Mathis is still eating this up while giving his take on the sex tape, while Hanlon is explaining things to her wifey boo and trying to figure out how to clean up her image.

In what I’m considering a celebratory move, Senator Mathis calls over a friend who I’d put at least 50 bucks on as an escort (rich man’s prostitute) and has himself a nice glass of liquor while watching her masturbate. Solo scenes fascinate me for a variety of reasons but I found myself more than the usual turned on during this one. The music is sexy, Karlie Montana is hot as fuck, the lingerie is even spot on; this scene just sets the perfect mood. Watching Karlie strip-tease and grind her body up against the bed could have lasted for hours as far as I’m concerned. The heels were a little dangerous in my opinion, but still, great scene and great scene placement. That Vespoli is really something man.

Scene 5 – Kira Noir & Lyra Louvel

Holy shit! I haven’t even dried my fingers when in walks Senator Mathis’ daughter to see Senator Hanlon and my jaw hit the floor. I don’t trust it. Either her pop put her up to something or he’s about to get fucked over major by his blood. Turns out Penny agrees that what her father is up to as far as dragging Hanlon through the mud is wrong, and wanted to come to apologize for his actions. She also reveals she’s a lesbian, a Democrat, and voting for the opposition. Trip is in world war 3 and doesn’t even know it! I almost feel bad for the guy. That conversation ends rather pleasantly and I feel pretty confident Penny will figure out the right time and place to talk to her father, if she ever gets home safely. Just as I thought shit seemed to be getting sketchy, Penny is snatched up and turns up dead the next morning. Dana always know how to keep that mood going…

Now Trip is all fucked up, and I’m all fucked up, and the mood is all fucked up. Plus Penny Pax fake-dead is not a fun thing to see. Dana brings it back to focus by letting this story take us into our 5th and final scene featuring my favorite at the moment, Kira Noir, and the lovely Lyra Louvel. Poor Senator Trip is trying to drown his sorrows in alcohol and lady juices, so he invites these two sex divas over to get it on while he watches (does Dana think Trump can’t get it up and that’s why he’s obsessed with beauty and what can be seen, or is that just me?). Again, we’re right into the sex of it all, but not long before the action starts, Senator Mathis gets up and leaves. I get it. I know I’m watching a porno and sex is the main objective here but something about this scene just felt too soon. I know nobody really died, but you get pulled into the story so deeply that help but feel the plot.

Being the professional I am, I pushed through the hard times and found myself incredibly turned on by Kira and Lyra as well as the dark contrasted theme of the scene. Lyra goes down on Kira first, making her squirm and moan, then the favor is returned and Lyra’s bush was cool to see. Everybody is always so manicured these days. Anyway, they trade clit-jobs for a while before scissoring to multiple orgasms (I swear Kira was fucking Lyra no strap necessary at one point!), but my favorite part was (and usually always is) when the hitachi was pulled out. That thing is powerful, and watching women having orgasm after orgasm with their bodies shaking completely out of control is beyond intoxicating, especially when the women are this hot. Even their moans were enough to push me over the edge. The sex was light and playful in this scene and I’m happy I stuck around for it. At one point Lyra is teasing Kira and Kira responds with a huge laugh “you fucking bitch…” Now that’s when you know you’re having a good time and doing it the right way. I wonder if they even noticed Trip bounced way earlier…

So dig this crazy ass drama going on… Senator Mathis’ own campaign manager killed his daughter. He knew the Senator’s daughter was gay and followed her to Senator Hanlon’s hotel room. He probably thought they fucked and wanted to talk to her in an attempt to protect the Senator. Seeing him behind bars was gratifying but I wish somebody punched him in the face before all was said and done. To keep things moving, Hanlon won the election, Mathis congratulated her on inauguration day, and they even had a heart-to-heart about her last conversation with his daughter. My only beef was the way Hanlon came out during her acceptance speech. Something about it felt sneaky to me, like she couldn’t do it unless she was already elected and they couldn’t take it back. That’s more like a personal problem than an actual critique, but it stuck with me during her final words. Don’t you love with a porno makes you think!?

The Candidate is another classic Dana Vespoli and Sweetheart Video can add to their vault of hits. The story is rooted in real life and completely captivating, and the acting drives the whole thing. I was so intrigued by the acting in fact that I reached out to Brandi Love for a quote on what it was like playing a Democrat when she’s so openly and publicly conservative, to which she replied via Twitter “I LOVED the part! Reminded me that there are a number of issues where I’m comfortably left of center.” And it left me with a feeling of hope people. That’s right, porn gave me hope! At the end of the day, it’s up to us regular everyday citizens to let the government know how we feel, and Brandi Love’s acting and role in this movie reminded me that the only responsible way to do that is issue by issue. Alright, I’ll stop preaching, but real shit, check out The Candidate, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1, and let me know what you think of porn, politics and Penny’s precious boobs! You stay classy, horny people.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Lesbians

Here at HotMoviesForHer, we pay attention to what the people want, so when we did some research and found out that a good majority of you are out there searching for lesbian porn for lesbian women, I jumped all over the opportunity to point you in the right direction. Below is a list of studios that create genuine lesbian content for lesbians and a few movies from each to start you off…

Pink And White Productions

It would be blasphemy not to start this list off with Pink And White Productions. Directed by Shine Louise Houston, P&W is known for its array of sexuality, genders, and genres. Everything from them is inclusive and fluid, with something for everyone to comfortably enjoy. Seriously, there’s a CrashPad for every single mood you can think of and some you can’t. I absolutely love it!  The influence Pink & White Productions has had on gender queer pornography, actors, and the industry as a whole cannot be ignored, and if you’re looking for authentic content absent of gender lines, there’s no better place to start. Below are three of my favorites to serve as a starting point…

Filly Films

What I love about Filly Films most is that they center their movies around women who enjoy sexual encounters with other women. For a lot of us whether the actress is actually a lesbian isn’t a factor when picking a movie. Instead we want to see someone enjoying the person they’re with, not thinking about the paycheck they’ll get to cash if they get through the scene. We’ve all seen the girl giving head for about 30 seconds using only the tip of her tongue with an expression on her face like she’s licking a sour apple, and then spend the rest of the time staring into the camera making “O” shapes with her mouth. That’s for the fellas. For us lesbos you gotta come with something real, something we can relate to and throw ourselves into the fantasy. Filly Films is great at that and A Girl’s Tale is the perfect place to start in my opinion.


With her rise to the top of genuine lesbian actresses (having real lesbian sex) Lily Cade‘s studio LilyCade.com must be on this list and I’ve gone on and on about her in this interview and too many movie reviews to count. Everyone’s favorite redhead has beat a lot of odds in this industry and once you really dive into some of her work it’s easy to see why. Her short red hair, raspy voice, and aggressiveness pull you in right away while her acting (and writing) brings every character she plays to life and keeps you glued to the screen. It’s impossible to name my favorite LilyCade.com titles (just about every one featuring Officer Cade is amazing) but here are a few that I keep on repeat.


Bree Mills and Stills By Alan are the power forces behind Girlsway and you’re truly missing out on something if you don’t check out their brilliant movies. They successfully fuse social issues and concerns, like the fear of catching gay (yup, that’s a thing) in with incredibly erotic lesbian porn. Like Filly Films, Girlsway casts a variety of actresses, a lot of whom aren’t lesbians, but what sets them apart for me is the writing and acting that goes into everything they produce. I write in my reviews all the time that it’s so easy to forget you’re watching a porno, even during sex scenes, because it feels like you’re watching a movie on the big screen. Seriously, you’re doing yourself an injustice if you never tune into The Turning and Project Pandora – A Psychosexual Lesbian Thriller, and below are three more that are near and dear to my heart. Have fun!

Viv Thomas

Viv Thomas takes a very different approach to lesbian sex. At first glance I want to say they’re more on the softer side of girl-girl action, what most people expect when they think of two girls having sex. Where this studio sets itself apart is its attention to detail and the intensely close-up camera work that I’ve grown to love. There’s also an artistic approach to the way they capture women exploring themselves and each other that just can’t be taken for granted. Just look at their box covers…


From the beautiful minds over at Kink.com comes UltimateSurrender.com, competitive girl-girl sexual wrestling, featuring hardcore face-sitting and strap-on sex. I love playful fighting and aggressive wrestling that turns into sex, so I can never get enough of Ultimate Surrender. Plus, they have actresses from all walks of life like Lily Cade, Ana Foxxx, and Andre Shakti getting all oiled up and fighting each other to the point of strap-on domination for the winner. Do I even need to say any more!?


OffWorld currently houses only 4 titles, but I like to think that’s because Magdalene St. Michaels is extremely busy pleasing women around the world non-stop and doesn’t always think to pull her handycam out. That’s right, the same Magdalene St. Michaels that Girlfriends Films has endeared in our hearts for years! There’s something about the way she looks at and caresses a woman that’s enough to send anybody over the edge. Check out my review of her Stranded series. You’re gonna love it…

Triangle Films

I didn’t know much about Triangle Films until I reviewed 2016’s Blue Collar Lesbians, but after watching that one I had to know more about Kathryn Annelle and her approach to top notch authentic lesbian porn. Since 2006, Triangle Films has been producing feature after feature of electrifying plots and incredible sex created by women for women. Loaded with fan favorites such as Jizz Lee, Dana DeArmond, Syd Blakovich, and Sasha Grey, how could you not want to know more about this studio!?


The one word that immediately comes to mind when thinking of AbbyWinters.com is “authentic.” Everything they do is genuine. Casting mostly European amateurs between 18 and 25 years of age, AbbyWinters manages to take you into the bedroom of every day girls and watch as they explore multiple positions (I always find it interesting that amateurs explore more made-for-porn positions than porn stars), and give and receive multiple orgasms all while keeping the atmosphere light and playful. I love the before and after interviews, and with a catalogue totaling over 300 movies, there’s always something new to find. For lesbians looking for authentic lesbian porn this is a really good studio to explore.


To top off the list we go back to the beautifully warped minds of those running Kink.com to WhippedAss.com. If you’re anything like me, you like to mix things up a bit and there’s no better place to start mixing shit together than WhippedAss. Lesbian Femdom at its finest is an understatement! You get everything from domination and discipline to humiliation smothering, but there a reason “ass” is a part of the studio name. They whip, cane, spank, slap, and do just about everything else you can think of to my favorite part of the female anatomy and it is beyond fun and sexy to watch. Start wherever you want with this studio because we all end up in orgasm heaven by the end!

These are 10 of my go-to studios for high quality authentic lesbian porn made with lesbian viewers in mind, but there are plenty more to me discovered on the site. Pick a starting point, dive in, and get those fingers nice, wet, and messy. Until next time, make sure to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for the latest on all things lesbo and some random shit that pops out of my mind from time to time.

Hairy Lesbian Casting Couch

Hairy Lesbian Casting CouchSince 2008, director/performer Nikki Silver has been celebrating the female body in its natural state, which is to say, hairy. Her studio Naughty Natural showcases performers who eschew the grooming that dominates not only porn, but the lives of many American women. Nikki and her costars avoid shaving and waxing not only their vulvas, but also their legs, armpits, and anywhere else that hair grows on their bodies. While many studios that produce hirsute content fetishize these bodies, Nikki simply presents them as beautiful and sexy.

With Hairy Lesbian Casting Couch, Nikki tackles the casting couch genre of amateur porn and gives it a feminist spin. Not only that, she dominates and casts one of the hairiest girls in porn, the adorable and pixie-like Kisa Fae. Nikki was generous enough to write a short essay about this flick, giving us insight into its conception and her relationship with Kisa.

I have been a model in the hairy niche for over 10 years. I’ve become very familiar with this genre. Of course while there are many creative people both in front of and behind the camera, the larger hairy sites dictate a strict regime of what is acceptable. Very girl next door, nothing too elaborate in terms of storyline or dynamics and generally an emphasis on a young or youngish girl exploring her sexuality.

As I’ve gotten older myself this type of presentation makes less and less sense for me. I’ve been sexually active for over 15 years and definitely had more variety of sex with more variety of people and genders than most people in their 50’s! While my taste spans a variety of acts, dynamics and genders, I’ve done it all; the experimental phase is over.

Hairy Lesbian Casting Couch

I really love how some sites really hone in on a certain dynamic and then make that larger than life to excite the viewer. It’s fun, it’s interesting, it’s role playing and something I certainly do in my personal life. I’ve felt much more dominant myself lately and have been doing things on my site deemed more mature in terms of the way I’m dressing and presenting myself.

In my DVD, Hairy Casting Couch, the model Kisa Fae and I talked and came up with a scenario that was super hot to both of us. She was 19 at the time of filming and this really was her first porn shoot ever. She is a lifestyle kinkster and into age play as well as consensual non-consent. I am into age play as a mommy/top and love getting to consensually push people’s boundaries.

I haven’t seen many casting couch scenes where the producer is female and I’ve not seen any others where both models are hairy and as hairy as we both are. As a porn producer within a patriarchal society/world it is very important to me to push the idea of female power within female sexuality. I would not be comfortable only presenting female submissiveness, but I think presenting that submissiveness in response to the power of another woman is, well, powerful! 

We also worked a lot of hair fetish stuff into it and made it a body-positive thing where Kisa says she was made fun of in school for her body hair and I’m telling her that’s silly and that she’s beautiful as is. At the same time as I’m pushing her boundaries physical interaction/sexuality wise, I am also pushing her towards greater self-love. 

The stuff that great, healthy D/s (dom/sub) dreams are made of!

I can’t describe how fun it is to get to act out my own fantasies as well. I really do enjoy pushing and teasing and tormenting and am thrilled to find models excited to be on the other end of that. Through spending time with and talking in depth with my models about what they are into, I am able to get a complex and nuanced perspective on their sexuality. 

I hope to continue to create scenes which express the thing, or one of the things both models are most turned on by doing, and in turn present a more authentic and stimulating film for the viewer.

Watch Hairy Lesbian Casting Couch here!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Assless Chaps

Mr Skin Assless ChapsBefore last week I never bothered to check out a Mr. Skin flick. I wrote them off as being a waste of time and money for anyone not still stuck in their adolescence, getting boners from side boob action in a Hollywood flick. Besides Janet Jackson’s great titty escape (also known as Nipplegate) of Super Bowl XXXVIII, I never really got excited about naked celebrities. Sure, it was cool to finally see Halle Barry’s goods in Monster’s Ball, and I would have given my favorite pair of Jordans at the time to get a glimpse of J. Lo’s perfect naked body in Enough, but celebrity nudity for the most part has always seemed a little too gimmicky for my taste. I don’t want to be teased, I want to get off, and for me that separates porn from movies where a celeb might show some bush or a nipple. While that separation still exists for me even after watching Assless Chaps, I did grow to appreciate the idea and concept of what Mr. Skin movies bring to the pornography table. I can now see where it might be appealing, especially for collectors, to bring together nudity in mainstream movies in one space and further theme it from there. It provides insight into the times and culture of American cinema and it can be pretty damn fun! More than anything else I found myself pausing the movie to jot down titles that I want to check out or remembering old movies and music videos from my teen years.

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

First, we have Wendy Hamilton and Julie K. Smith shaking their assless chaps all over a smoky stage in a flick I’ve never seen, which was pretty cool because it lasted for a full minute, followed by Annette Haven in a 1979 film titled 10 that I really want to see just based off this cool ass assless chaps/tits out pool party that’s going on!

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

I’ve never seen Stripper Academy (too busy chasing college girls around), but this group, including Jenae Altschwager in her low rider chaps, looks like something I want to be a part of. I saw beer, cigarettes, hay, cowboy hats, and a half naked excited woman jumping around all in about 30 seconds. Call me intrigued!

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

Everyone knows chaps, assless or not, directly relate to cowboys and girls, but Even Cowgirls Get the Blues caught me by pleasant surprise. I never heard of it before, but it looks spectacular, especially where we pick up, with a line of cowgirls pulling their pants down in front of what appears to be party of snobby high society types. This one was immediately placed at the top of the watch-this-later list.

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

When Jessica Alba popped on the screen doing her bar top assless chap dance in the classic Sin City I was instantly hyped up. I completely forgot about that shit! I remember watching that as a freshman in college with my gay girls crew about 2 times a week. We were completely obsessed with that movie. When Christina Aguilera dancing around in the Dirrty video popped on the screen I instantly downloaded the song and added it to my back-in-the-day playlist which turned into me clicking on one Youtube suggestion after the other until I was satisfied that I relived most of my fondest childhood memories through music. For that, I can never thank Mr. Skin enough. Kendra Wilkinson in The Girls Next Door made me pull out my old Playboy and Playgirl collection remembering our first encounter in my older brother’s room, and then it all took a turn for the worst as the clip of Omarosa strutting her stuff on a stripper stage in The Surreal Life made me realize all the evil that reality television has brought into the world, which was only enhanced when Jwoww and Snooky hit the screen in that scene from Jersey Shore when Jwoww was giving her boyfriend something to remember before some time apart. Don’t act like you don’t remember!

Mr Skin Assless Chaps

Lucy Liu starts kicking ass in Payback, another movie I’ve never seen but now want to, and we get a glimpse of Halle Barry in The Last Boy Scout, but what really grabbed my attention came as a special treat at the very end. In what promises to be time spent I won’t regret, Uta Erickson in 1966’s Unholy Matrimony stands in smoke with her breasts exposed, in assless chaps naturally, and holding a rope that happens to have a man tied to it (because why else would one have a rope while wearing that outfit) cracking the fuck up. That is definitely a movie I need to know more about!

Uta Erickson Assless Chaps

Asskess Chaps Mr Skin

There’s no way in hell I could ever get off to this movie and I’m not into naked celebrities or assless chaps enough to spend money on a compilation of the pair, but I had a lot of fun watching Assless Chaps and it inspired a browse of our Mr. Skin flicks here on the site to see what else is out there. I can see myself using this type of content as conversation starters (because I’m normal) or showing one to my friends after a dinner party (again, because I’m normal) and that puts Mr. Skin in a special class of its own. Check it out for yourself and let me know what you think in the comments section. Until next time, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for all things lesbo!

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

lefty-coverLefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than family as he retired from the force and took on the role of her full time trainer/manager. Now, Lefty is undefeated, has enough money to buy Floyd Mayweather AND the Money Team, and is dating pornographic actress Alexis Texas, whom she fucks regularly in her huge ass mansion. That’s a dream come true for anyone! I really appreciate the way the movie opens. It got me hype like I was getting ready to watch an actual boxing match. Plus Dana isn’t wearing any makeup in this flick and nothing turns me on more than a naturally beautiful woman. I know it’s been said before but anyone can look good in some tight jeans and heels with a little makeup applied, but if you can rock oversized sweats, or in this case boxing gloves and shorts wearing a sports bra and no face paint, you’re fucking gorgeous, no question about it. Dana is fucking gorgeous!


Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli & Alexis Texas


Right away we start off with sex, which I love (we’ll pay for it later though…). No talking now that we have the back story, and we can assume Lefty, played by Dana, won the fight she was preparing for in the opening because she’s laying back on the bed chilling without a care in the world. Boo thing Alexis walks in wearing a tight red dress made for taking off and strips right in front of her champion. Before you read any further I would like to ask for you to take a moment of silence to just appreciate all that ass Alexis Texas throws Dana’s way. Just look at that picture up there! That girl should be thanked for carrying that around with her all day. Good Lawd I love it! You can easily see why the first thing Lefty did was grab a handful of that beautiful butt and hold on for dear life. I could stare at it for hours…hell, I did stare at it for hours.


They kiss and fondle and all that good stuff before Lefty goes down on Alexis and licks her pussy until she cums. Only 11 minutes in and we already have an orgasm. Gotta love that! The initial moaning from Alexis feels forced in my opinion, but it’s easy to hear when Lefty starts hitting all the right spots. Alexis returns the favor by going down on her champion which causes Lefty to tense up and grab for pillow and sheets and all of the above. Even better Alexis smothers her face completely in Lefty’s pussy with her ass high up in the air twerking. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be the one getting head or the one standing behind that booty with the way Alexis was working it. After watching Lefty’s body quiver with orgasm spasms I quickly decided I like to be the one getting head propped up a little so I could see her ass too. She definitely has one you can see from behind. Then this shit happened and I don’t know if I was more horny or jealous…


They’re trying to kill me and it’s just the first scene! Imagine being under that. It’s probably like a waterfall from heaven. I can’t lie, I got a little upset with Dana for not switching lives with me at this point. Look at that view. Look at Alexis’ pussy lips. You know that shit is just dripping! You can tell by how wide open Lefty’s mouth is, making sure she catches everything. To be just a fly in the room that day would have been torture. I want in! Anyway, they go back and forth one more time making each other cream. They finger fuck and touch and grind and all that good stuff but nothing tops mount Texas sitting on Lefty’s face…nothing!

Scene 2 – Julia Ann & Bree Daniels


You see that woman up there? That’s a woman who is about to have her world collapse around her in a matter of minutes. As you can see, Lefty is scheduled for a fight but there’s no Sully around. Then the phone rings and it ain’t good news. Sully died and took all Lefty’s optimism and will to fight with him. She goes into complete shutdown mode and disappears from the world of boxing and longtime girlfriend Alexis Texas. It’s to the point where her own friends don’t even know where she is. I get it though. The only adult/father figure she’s ever known, the guy who helped mold her into the larger than life success story that she is, is gone just like that. Sad shit man, really sad shit. Are you horny? Yeah, me either…


Flash forward however many years and here’s Erin, played by Bree Daniels, a cute young journalist trying to make a name for herself at a magazine company, in bed with her ex-professor/current partner Julia Ann. Earlier that day she pitched an idea to her boss that she’s really excited about. Turns out another female boxer, Hernandez, has been knocking bitches out left and right for a while and wants to retire. Only problem is she wants to retire on top and the only way you can do that is to beat the best. She calls out Linda “Lefty” Lumaban in a press conference in a sort of publicity stunt/challenge (thanks for all you did for the sport, Ali!) but nobody knows where the champ is. Erin wants to find Lefty and convince her to fight while also doing an interview, but in order to do that she has to first find and interview those from Lefty’s past, including the still performing Alexis Texas. Julia is cool with that, but wants to leave a lasting impression on her young girlfriend to help discourage any temptation that might come with the territory of interviewing a sexy ass porn star.


As you can tell from the look on Erin’s face, Julia is doing a damn good job. After a minute or two of sensual kissing, neck nibbling, and light petting, all of which lasted too long for my taste, Julia lays her young tender down on her back and does things with her tongue that incite eye rolls, funny faces, and the calling out of a particular deity. When it’s time to return the favor Erin does exactly what I would do if left alone in a room with a naked Julia Ann…go straight for those titties! For all the time spent kissing and touching one would think the boobs would get more than just the usual grope and nipple lick, but sadly that’s all we get. I think 30 seconds of motor boating would have been fantastic but I’m very bias. Anyway, Julia’s body is amazing and Erin does everything she can, hitting all the right spots, to make it squirm and shake with orgasmic pleasure.


As slow as parts of this scene seemed at times, I absolutely loved watching Julia take control and send her young thang’s body through the works. This time she fingers Erin to an earth shattering orgasm that I swear I felt in my lady parts! And to top things off she asks “Who’s pussy is it?” while Erin can hardly control her spasms let alone speak. You know how you can tell when a woman is trying to force an orgasm? Maybe she’s tightening her and pushing her abdominal muscles or something like that? Well, this is not one of those times. Julia makes young tender cum over and over again and it was so hot I didn’t even mind the extra kissing and rubbing at the end. This is the type of sex that puts you straight to sleep after you bust a nut and I definitely was worn out afterwards.


Scene 3 – Alexis Texas & Dani Daniels & AJ Applegate


Erin is able to catch up with the still performing and still gorgeous Alexis Texas and learns a few things about the elusive Lefty, but with Texas sitting there fully naked save for a skimpy robe, I have no clue how she was able to stay focused. Maybe all that good Julia Ann lovin’ really did work. Texas tells Erin how much of a sweetheart Lefty was and how when they met at an after party in Vegas it was love at first sight. She explains that while Lefty could be very romantic and thoughtful, she was never really one to let others in, she was always a guarded person, but after Sully’s death she completely shut down and shut everyone who cared about her out of her life. My ears perked up when Erin asked what role Texas played in Lefty’s life to which she replied…


Look at that beautiful shit! You got Lefty sitting there with a black eye looking all badass sexy with Alexis Texas on her arm and 2 strippers/playthings, Dani Daniels and AJ Applegate, ready and willing to do whatever is asked of them. Talk about the good life! What ensues is an above average threesome that looked like tons off fun for everyone involved. My only complaint is that they could have found better fake money to use in the beginning of the scene.


Texas gets most of the initial attention with Daniels giving her head while Applegate sucks her tits, but just like with most threesomes, one participant kind of gets ganged up on and in this one, that lucky person is Daniels. After sucking Texas off, Daniels finds herself in an interesting sandwich. She’s now attempting to give Applegate head while pro clit sucker Texas is making it very difficult for her to do so. If her moans are any indication, Texas was back there putting in work! Applegate and Texas team up again on Daniels, this time with Texas sitting on her face and Applegate eating her pussy. Texas’ ass on your face is enough to push anybody over the edge, but from the sound of things Applegate knows her way around a coochie too.


This threesome is definitely balanced with no one truly being left out, but after a while I found myself feeling a little bad for Applegate. It seemed like she wasn’t getting as much love as everybody else, but that feeling quickly went away after watching her get more attention. Alexis Texas licks her pussy while Daniels licks her asshole a few times and from the look of things, it was well worth the wait. Whenever you end with a smile on your face you can definitely call that experience a success.


Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli & Bree Daniels


Remember how I told you we’d pay for the quick action in scene 1? Well, the time to pay up is now. There’s A LOT of dialogue before we see any tits and ass, but in the movie’s defense it’s all important to the plot in developing the viewer’s understanding of Lefty and everything she’s been through, from the highs to the lows. I wasn’t very horny during any part of it, but I found myself completely wrapped up in the plot to the point where I almost forgot I was watching a porno, and I really enjoyed myself. Shit gets really real again though too, so be prepared for some sadness.

Initially Erin has a hard time tracking the whereabouts of one Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, but when she gets a call from one of Lefty’s old sparing partners her luck changes. Alec, the old sparring partner, tells Erin that he knows where Lefty lives and is more than willing to share the info with her as long as she promises to convince Lefty to fight Hernandez in an effort to prove to herself that she can win without Sully. Of course, Erin makes the impossible promise and shows up at Lefty’s house unannounced with phone/tape recorder app in hand. Naturally Left isn’t happy when she walks up to find a stranger sitting in her yard and after finding out what she is there for she looks ready to throw a quick left jab Erin’s way. Lefty doesn’t seem willing to get back in the ring, despite maintaining her conditioning as evidenced by the boxing shoes sitting in front of her door, and Erin doesn’t push the issue too much. Instead, she agrees to leave her alone, but only after reading a quote from Sully in an interview he did years ago. She reads an excerpt that basically says the talent was always in Lefty, Sully just needed to polish and focus it, and you can tell it’s getting to Lefty. She’s starting to listen. From here we get to see Lefty visit the old gym, meet with some trainers and old friends, including Alec, and decide to fight Hernandez after all.


Lefty eventually agrees to sit down for an interview with Erin and eventually they fuck, but stay with me for now. This interview actually turns out to be somewhat groundbreaking as Lefty lets Erin in and gets more personal than she would have in the past. She reveals that (get ready for the sadness people, there’s gonna be tears in the cum after this one) when Sully found her she wasn’t fending off a strange attacker but actually her pimp who knocked her up. Right! Not horny at all right now! She beat the crap out of him and stayed out of the streets with Sully’s help, and gave her daughter up for adoption because of her age and not being able to provide for her. Now you see why she was so close to Sully and why she never let anybody in. Right here, Dana Vespoli’s acting really shines. It’s no secret she can act as she’s been in in countless plot features before, but this one really got to me, probably because it’s such a sad story and really brings a lot of issues to the forefront. After seeing how vulnerable Lefty is, Erin reveals that growing up she watched her pop beat up on her mom (I’m totally out of the mood at this point and don’t think it’s possible to get back in) and looked to Lefty as a role model for courage and inspiration after everything she did for women in combat sports. This interview was a lot for everybody involved, including me, because now we get a much needed bathroom break for Erin who takes the opportunity to splash water on her face. Same thing I did to wipe away the tears.


Finally, we get some sex! Out of nowhere, they start making out in the bathroom doorway and the kissing has intent behind it which is always cool to watch. They make out for a while, just like in the 2nd scene, but this time it felt necessary, like this was the pair getting to know each other or something. Erin takes control when clothes come off, laying Lefty on her back and kissing her way down her body until to reaches Lefty’s pussy. She licks her pussy like she’s fucking her idol, which is a big nod to Bree. She stays in character even with the sex, and in a feature where the acting is crucial to the movie you have to appreciate that. Plus, she makes Dana grab bed sheets and nut all over the place! Lefty definitely returns the favor when Erin sits on her face. I’m pretty sure she came at least 2 times while up there, and watching her lose control of her body again was priceless. I kept my eyes on her torso almost the entire time in sheer amazement that 1. her body could handle all that convulsing without skitzing the fuck out for real, and 2. at how much of a workout she was getting. I know sex is a great way to exercise but this is better than the ab belt thingy they’re always selling on daytime TV!


After that pure pleasure overload, Erin kisses Lefty as if to say “thank you” which would be the right thing to do at this point. They get into a really sexy position where they’re face to face on their knees and begin to fondle each other. I can’t even explain the excitement this brought into my life! Erin sucks Lefty’s nipples while fingering and fondling her clit which naturally sends Lefty completely over the deep end and the result is a bunch of sexy yet funny faces that you can tell are just straight up bodily reactions and the whole thing is intoxicating. They flip one more time and Erin gets yet another workout as Lefty licks and sucks her pussy, swallowing all the cum in the process.


The couple kisses until the scene fades and then we get to watch brief clips of Lefty at the gym training and getting pumped and taped up in the locker room before the big fight. She takes a moment and, I’m guessing, says a few words to Sully looking on from the afterlife, and gets ready to hit the ring when in walks new boo, and successful journalist, Erin with a surprise for the champ. She found her daughter and brought her to the match. Not sure I’d want my daughter to watch me get hit in my face the first time we meet, but Lefty’s the best in the business for a reason and she kicks Hernandez’s ass. We never do know if Hernandez put off retirement or not.


I thoroughly enjoyed Lefty. The sex was exactly what you would expect from Sweetheart and Dana Vespoli, and the plot was beautifully written, but what really did it for me was the acting. Everyone sold their character and brought the emotion of the story to life. As a viewer you can’t ask for much more than that.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi


Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”


Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!


Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.


Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

2Daisy Ducati is sexy as fuck and she brings a ton of energy to every scene I’ve ever watched featuring her, so I couldn’t wait for this one to unfold. Officer Cade is out and about creepily checking bushes on her beat when she decides to do a house call on a paroled druggie. When Daisy opens the door you can tell she’s ready for some bullshit, and that’s exactly what she gets. First, Cade tells her the place is junky (it totally is), second, she literally checks everywhere for drugs and ends up taking an unopened bottle of wine as a gift in the process, and third, she refuses to accept that my boo Daisy isn’t hiding any drugs despite turning everything inside out looking for some, so she sets her eyes on a big ass container of Morton salt. That’s right, Officer Cade is either convinced the salt is actually cocaine or she’ll create any excuse to violate a (newly) law abiding citizen.

3Before we get to all that rough sexiness you see up there, what unfolds is one of the least sexy fantasy cavity searches ever created. Our diligent officer is so thorough I thought I was permanently down for the count as she searched Daisy’s ass, mouth, and underarms…what the fuck can you hide in your underarms? Whatever the answer is, Cade wasn’t happy when she didn’t find it so of course the internal search is next, and this is where things really start to get fun. OC wastes no time getting her fingers all up in Daisy’s twat after cuffing her and again, the aggressiveness was just as nice as the fact that Daisy took that shit like a pro. Even as Cade is threatening her with memories of prison and cracking lesbian prison jokes while going HAM on her pussy, Daisy remains relatively cool, in character, and sexy as hell! The ass slapping was especially intense and the accompanying screams sent me flying over the edge with no brakes. Cade goes on a real power trip when she makes the still cuffed druggie get on her knees and lick her boots, but the non-sexual highlight is when OC spreads out a line of salt, snorts the shit and then is all like “Yeah, that’s Morton’s.” I yelled “no shit Sherlock” at the screen like I was watching a real episode of COPS. The whole experience was great!

4I still have no idea how this shit down here happens all the time, but Daisy ends up cuddled up next to Cade as the law enforcing menace decides to let her keep her freedom, but only on the condition that she clean her place up before the next house visit.


Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi


Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!


As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.


Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.


Scene 4 – Kara Price

1This scene is really just a confirmation that Special Agent Kara Price is a dorky work-a-holic who rarely gets laid because she’s more worried about climbing the corporate ladder. With a constant supply of chocolate to stuff in her mouth, she proceeds to tell us all about her fancy educational background and how she’s a medical doctor and all this other bullshit that explains why she was so damn horny with Bella. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s a nerd who’s had most of her sexual experiences while reading books. She decides it’s time to review the tape from Bella and Officer Cade’s encounter, and when she does the freak is immediately let loose! She can’t keep her hands off her body and after watching how Cade used the belt on Bella, she grabs it out of the evidence bag and rubs it against her clit before inserting it into her pussy and later wrapping it around her own neck.


Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!


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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Lezz Be Roommates CoverNikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a coffee mug, who turn out to be my favorite characters from the very beginning! I’m pretty sure Nikki was speaking to my soul when she wrote these into the script.

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Scene 1 – Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven


The movie starts with the sexy roommates gathering in the kitchen, like most households full of women, and immediately I’m drawn to Farrah Paws wrapped up in her panda blanket. She walks straight to the fridge, grabs the Jack, and never says a word… that’s pretty much me until noon every day, minus the panda wrap. Anyway, the foursome discusses the Craigslist interviews they have coming up later in the day and go their separate ways to prepare.

Back in their room, girlfriends Nikki Hearts and Leigh Raven are having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves. Leigh just got out of the shower and begins to get dressed, but from the look on Nikki’s face you know those clothes aren’t staying on for long. These two are a sight for sore eyes! Both lesbos are drop-dead gorgeous with the bodies to match. They have the tiny “I’m ready to be flipped and tossed around” thing going for them, and that’s a huge turn on in my opinion.


While these two are more than amazing to look at, I found the sex surprisingly boring. It was pretty basic with pussy eating, finger fucking, and face sitting. They kissed way too long for my taste, but I can see where that may have been playing into the plot since they are in a relationship. Things liven up a bit when Nikki straps up and gives Leigh the business missionary style. Nikki’s stroke game is on point and I love the face-to-face thing they have going on. It really illustrates the intensity of the position as well as the chemistry the pair share on screen.


Scene 2 – Draven Star & Farrah Paws

Farrah Paws is my new ultimate crush! Not only does she wear a bad ass panda suit around the house and drink whiskey all day, but she hardly says a word, preferring head nods instead. Not to mention she’s so fucking adorable and sexy it’ll make your head spin. But before we get to Paws and Draven Star crossing the BFF line, you have to see these Craigslist interviewees.


First there’s this dude. I couldn’t even pay attention to the bullshit he was speaking because I was too busy wondering what the fuck that was sitting on top of his head! Then I got sad because he obviously doesn’t have any friends. I mean, people who love me would never let me walk out the house like that… then again, I did go through an extremely long white tee phase so I’ll only judge a little. Next up is this chick…


This biddy is 35 years old and just spent 6 months in tent city for swiping purses. To top things off she’s unemployed! You see now why Paws drinks so damn much!

After everyone disperses to wrap their heads around those crazy interviews, Nikki and Leigh end up talking on the back patio about banging other chicks. Nikki introduces it to Leigh after her and one of the candidates to move in are caught making googly eyes. She wants Leigh to know she’s down with watching her fuck another chick or possibly having a threesome, and while I completely understand this information is valuable to the viewer because of what will happen later in the flick, I felt like it was poorly placed. Now, my non-editing-never-went-to-film-school-can’t-stand-watching-movies-(except porn naturally)-because-I-can’t-sit-still-that-long ass has no idea where it could or should have been in reference to the rest of the movie, but I found myself getting impatient waiting for sexy time to take place, and after a while I tuned them out. Still nice to look at though…


Finally we get some action when Draven and Paws are sitting on the bed talking about how hot they are. Of course they agree that both are equal parts hot and sexy, and from there the kissing begins. Unlike scene 1, the kissing doesn’t last too long as the girls seem eager to explore each other in ways they hadn’t previously. They’ve been friends for a while, but never really hooked up, and as Paws is getting her pussy licked and fingered she verbally wonders why they hadn’t done this sooner. Paws has a really sexy voice and moan to go along with it, so I was beyond delighted at how attentive and focused Draven was on overloading her BFF with orgasms! She fondles and fingers Paws from behind while biting her butt cheek (one of my favorite pastimes!), sending her into endless bliss.


I wish there was more ass and tit slapping, but Paws giving Draven head while she’s standing on the bed more than makes up for it! Paws lays down her tongue skills, causing Draven to squirm and pull Paws’ head like she’s literally trying to stuff her face in her pussy. Imagining all that pressure almost sent me over the edge, but I managed to hang on until Paws sat on the throne that is Draven’s face and started riding her tongue. If you like watching girls fuck each other, there’s no way you won’t experience mind-numbing orgasms watching this part. If that doesn’t happen, see your doctor ASAP.


Scene 3 – Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven


Just when I thought I reached the top level of being attracted to multiple women at one time, there’s Raven Rockette sitting on a bed with her guitar and I need to change my underwear. She isn’t even tatted all up and my eyes were glued on her the entire time! Leigh decides to take Raven a glass of whiskey, at Nikki’s suggestion, and see how she feels about fucking chicks. Thank god she does, because just watching them sit and talk would not have been as exciting as watching this unfold…


Leigh is way more aggressive and assertive in this scene and that completely set the tone for how things beautifully go down. She wastes no time getting Raven undressed and showing her nipples a good time before laying back and getting her clit sucked. Before long she flips Raven onto her knees and finger bangs her from behind while fondling her boobs and kissing/biting her lower back and ass. Listening to Raven moan uncontrollably at the hand of Leigh was beyond sexy. I love the take-control role for Leigh, and Raven being the receiver was perfect!


They flip and flop a few more times, crying out in ecstasy with every move, and both gorgeous women put in work making the other cum. The sex was continuously upbeat, and I didn’t find myself bothered by the lack of positions explored, mostly because the aggressiveness stayed constant throughout the scene. I especially loved this shit right here…


They’re close but kind of far away at the same time, with fingers locked and synced and… oh man, that part you have to watch for yourself!

Scene 4 – Nikki Hearts, Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven


It’s the moment of truth. We’ve finally reached the threesome they’ve been building up to the entire flick and I’m beyond confident because I just watched Raven and Leigh get it in with much satisfaction. So, after banging Raven, Leigh reveals that she wants round 2 immediately, but this time with Nikki involved in the action. Nikki is all-in since the whole thing was her idea and plotting anyway, which makes her a pure genius in my book! The pair walk into Raven’s room where she’s still sprawled out butt naked on her bed looking completely exhausted, and startles when they burst in. She immediately starts apologizing until Nikki lets her know everything is cool, she just wants in. Everyone starts kissing and undressing and threesome magic takes over from there.


Surprisingly (to me anyway), Leigh’s aggressiveness transferred over into this scene as well. She pushed Raven way past her limits and even makes Nikki’s face turn and twist a bit. There was no way she was getting out of there without her fair share though. Nikki holds her down while Raven eats her out and by the expression on her face, she’s in heaven. Nikki makes sure to choke and slap her just the way she likes, and Raven goes to town rubbing her clit without giving her a minute to rest! The entire scene is hot as fuck and definitely worth the wait!


I usually love whatever comes from Filly Films, but Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates made it into my top 5 after just one watch. The girls are stunning, the plot is entertaining, the sex is genuine, and I met Raven Rockette and Farrah Paws. There are a few complaints though, most important being the camera man not having a steady focus while zooming in and out. I also wish I could have seen more of Draven and Farrah. Don’t get me wrong, I love Leigh and Nikki, especially naked together, but I felt a little overwhelmed with them by the end of it all. I almost forgot there was a scene that didn’t feature either of them because I was used to seeing them so much. Overall though it’s worth a look. Check it out here and let me know what you think!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: San Francisco Lesbians 6

San Fran Lesbians 6 CoverSan Francisco Lesbians 6 holds a special place in my heart, but not because it’s a favorite. I never even saw it before my amazing editor put me down with the series. For me it’s all about the box cover. Those three bad ass dykes to your left are exactly who I wanted to be. Everything from the short cuts to the unzipped jeans (yup, born a freak) and leather jackets sums up how I saw myself. I grew away from the style, but at heart the “throw my gender in your face, fuck if you have to double take to figure me out” butch is still there and man did she enjoy this porno! That being said, it is important to remember while watching this one that it’s from 2006, and although that was only 10 years ago, a lot in production has changed. The picture quality isn’t what you’re used to if you’ve been spoiled by our new release section, and the audio is very low at times, but the sex is authentic and it’s the right amount of cheesy to reach Clueless and Bring It On fame. If you like watching genuine lesbians fuck, I think you’ll be fine.

Scene 1 – Faith La Vette & Lee Mitchell & Carmel Centre


First off, I love that old school butch up there! Her hair is perfect, the suit and tie are classic, and the introduction is entertaining to say the least. We’re introduced to Carmel Centre and Faith La Vette first, and they don’t waste any time taking each other’s clothes off and going nipple crazy. Both women have great breasts and watching them take turns playing with clamps and leaking nipple juice was a huge turn on. Carmel lays Faith down and fondles her pussy while a clamp is attached to that too (these ladies love them some clamps), and just when things are getting nice and wet, out comes the dental dam to fuck up the entire mood! Listen, I’m not saying health and protection and showing the world the safe side of sex isn’t important, but personally it ruins porn sex for me. Especially a dental dam! It looks stupid, tastes gross, and makes an annoying sound the entire time you’re using it. It’s just… ugh.


Faith appeared to enjoy it more than I did as she moaned in delight until it was her turn to return the favor on Carmel’s “straight outta the 70s” pussy. I don’t know what it is, but Carmel rocked the shit out of that bush and Faith couldn’t get enough. All of a sudden, in walks Lee Mitchell. I forgot this was a threesome so I felt slightly interrupted, but Lee fit in perfectly. She instantly jumps into the action by unzipping her pants to reveal a stiff and ready strap on. Faith puts a condom on before giving Lee a blowjob and declaring herself the “head queen.” I don’t enjoy blowjobs, but I have to admit she did look like she knew her way around a cock. Lee’s ready to get her dick wet and Faith is a running faucet, so those two hook up first and it was better than I thought it would be. Lee is an ass slapper, which I love, plus the pair end up in my favorite power position.


I wish the camera angles were better, but the fantasy is in full effect at this point and with all the moaning and licking going on I could close my eyes and be just fine on my own! Then, just in the nick of time, I open them up to see this happening…


That’s right ladies and gents, tit-to-clit action that sent my little ass straight up and over the top! Words don’t even do this one justice. Both Faith and Carmel are super into the action and Lee can’t stand back and watch anymore. She joins back in with a vibrator that she puts right into Carmel’s ass (no plastic wrap!). Carmel has a nice ass, and it was even better watching her enjoy all the anal play action. Lee briefly fucks her in the ass with the strap and leaves just as quickly as she came, leaving Faith and Carmel to continue fondle and grind up against one another. Another condom is pulled out and cut and stretched for Carmel to eat Faith out while she holds one leg up on a fence. Watching it go down was pretty hot, but the camera angles could have been way better.

Scene 2 – Sybil Hartley


Meet Sybil Hartley, a sexy lady with a beautiful rack and the ability to make you squirm in your seat watching her get herself off! At first it seems like Sybil is putting on a show for the camera, which makes sense since this is a porno, but when she really starts to get wet fireworks go off. There isn’t much to the scene itself since its solo, but I did find myself getting more and more distracted by the collection of snow globes and the old school lunch box and thermos sitting in the background as the scene went on. I had no problem getting back into the action when Sybil pulled out a vibrator and started going to town. I love when women in solo scenes forget the camera is around and give you that real voyeur feel as opposed to a show. When Sybil came it was explosive, and even she could stop the body tremors as she continued to slowly rub her hands up and down her body. The camera was pretty stationary too, so the angle problems in scene 1 didn’t cause the same problem this time around. Great solo scene if I do say so myself.


Scene 3 – J. Jones & Janet Holman


In just about every porno flick there’s a scene where the actors are so natural and real that it reminds you of the sex you have. This is one of those scenes! Janet Holman and J. Jones have a lot of fun while getting their rocks off and it definitely made the experience more pleasurable. Jones attempts to play hard to get but that only lasts for about 3 seconds as Janet goes straight for the goodies, sticking her gloved fingers in Jones’ coochie from behind. Jones’ didn’t even get to take her jeans off before getting felt up and penetrated, and that’s just how I like it. Janet tells Jones she moves around too much after she slides across the kitchen table, and as the two laugh I fondly remember having those conversations with my partners during sex. I don’t know why girls move around so damn much, but I know that after you get a firm grip you do not that that chick go! Apparently Janet knew this way before I did, because after getting her cock sucked (the condom broke… that strap is huge!), she fucks Jones like she might get up and walk out in the middle of it.


Jones claims to be gentle, but she rides the fuck out of that big ass strap like a pro. Watching her sit on top of Janet was intensely hot, but when she begged for more I thought I was going to explode! Janet lays her down and fucks that pretty little pink pussy until Jones cries out with pleasure and then hops on her face for more pussy eating. Again, the dental damn makes an appearance, but I’m getting used to it… I guess. This part was a little awkward just because it’s hard to situate a dental dam and lube up/saran wrap a vibrator at the same time all while a dripping wet woman sits on your face. Its super hot, but awkward nonetheless. This turned out to be one of my favorite parts though because it shows how un-sexy sex and sex preparation can be. It’s nice to see the glam shit now and then, but I’ll take something relatable over the model sets any day. Anyway, Janet makes Jones cum all over her face, then flips her around in the 69 position and fucks her ass with the vibrator while licking her clit. Jones was literally shaking by the time all was said and done. I don’t know how many orgasms she had, but she definitely couldn’t take 1 more, and as the scene quickly fades to black you hear Jones say thank you and continue her heavy breathing. This is without a doubt my favorite scene of the movie.


Scene 4 – Dorrie Lane & Marta Gitana


Ewww public bathroom sex! I’m sorry folks, but I am NOT down for the public shitter/glory hole/hop up on this gas station sink and let’s do the nasty ordeal. Hell, I don’t even like the fantasy. I imagine all public bathrooms smell like pissy subways and I don’t wanna fuck in my own either, but I put most of that aside to watch Dorrie Lane and Marta Gitana make each other squirt. While the passion was certainly there, the scene was only 10 minutes, the camera angles sucked (at least they’re consistent), and they’re fucking in a bathroom. I didn’t get off on this one, but I’m always intrigued by women making themselves or their partners squirt, so I paid a lot of attention, and I like the chemistry Dorrie and Marta seem to have with each other. The sex was boring, but they shared multiple orgasms together and the floor was soaking wet by the time they were done. See what I’m saying about public bathrooms!


Scene 5 – Faith La Vette


Faith La Vette is back, this time with a hot chubby unnamed woman with a serious stroke game! The beginning of this scene is very quiet. Like, quiet as a mouse quiet. I like noise, so that was a little off-putting, but clothes started coming off right away so I can’t complain. Faith’s partner is bossy in a take-charge type of way and it added some much needed aggression to the scene. Of course the gloves must come out before a finger can slide in, but they made it funny by making doctor-patient jokes, and the awkwardness is something I can relate to. Faith moaned and squirmed while being finger fucked. I thought I had her partner pegged as a pleaser since she wouldn’t stop the constant pleasure, but when it came time for Faith to give her some head she hid her excitement.


That shit was so good she was holding on to the headboard just for stability… and she’s laying down! Faith must have some serious tongue skills. It was fun watching both of them get off even though the dental dam is front and center, but they save the best for last when Faith’s partner straps up and fucks her brains out. They show her putting the strap on which is always (not) fun and again, it’s a huge one! Faith takes it all missionary before being flipped over and rammed doggy style to her complete enjoyment. Watching her cum was fun, but the scene as a whole felt incomplete to me. It wasn’t just that I wanted more, but something was missing. I can’t blame the girls because the chemistry was certainly there, and I never got the impression that they weren’t having a good time. Maybe it was the editing… I don’t know. 4

Overall, I enjoyed San Francisco Lesbians 6. It was a fun journey back to 2006 and the leather lesbian gang. I had fun. The camera angles got on my nerves and the editing looks and feel really amateur, which could be a good thing if that’s your twist. Either way, I think it’s worth checking out at least scenes 1 and 3. Got an extra gift card lying around? If so, give this flick a shot and let us know what you think.

The authentic lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and enjoys long quiet walks to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and be blessed with all things lesbo porn.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade Interview

Lily Cade is at the top of the charts when it comes to making and distributing lesbian porn for lesbians. I’ve talked about her features countless times over the year as they just keep coming, and all of us here at HotMoviesForHer.com thought it was about time we get an interview with the lesbian legend herself! She never disappoints.

Lily Cade in pool

Authentic Lesbian: Congratulations on all the recognition and mainstream attention you’ve been receiving over the past year! You can’t Google “real lesbian porn” without a Lily Cade scene popping up and, as Porn Valley’s Gold Star Lesbian, that has to be a great feeling. The conversation on lesbian sex and what it looks like is changing and expanding in large part because of your movies. Did you consciously take on the task of producing genuine lesbian porn in an effort to present it accurately or was the mindset to make movies you would want to watch and just see what resulted?

Lily Cade: I’m not going to lie, it does feel great to be me. I’ve been able to make some really awesome movies and showcase beautiful, authentic sex in so many variations. When I first encountered porn, I was really put off by “lesbian” content. It didn’t look like the sex that I had with my lovers. I have sex to connect, and that connection was missing. It was bodies touching, but not souls. It was straight girls putting on a show for men. It offended my young heart, watching this mockery of lesbian love.

While I was at USC, I watched 70s era porno features and fell in love with the work of Radley Metzger. I wanted to make movies like that, but for a lesbian audience. I wanted to push the boundaries of erotic content in cinema. I thought I would go about it from the indie film side. I took my first porn scene on a whim, but I discovered a community and a job that I really loved. As a performer, being genuine and showcasing authentic connection has always been my goal. I saw an unfilled niche and sought to fill it. As a director, I want to create erotic content with characters that feel like real women with whom the viewer can identify, not fantasy creatures that exist only to be consumed. Of course, I make what I like, but I do put a lot of thought into what I’m representing.

AL: Now that you’re being looked at as an authority on lesbian sex within the industry do you ever feel pressured or burdened down by the responsibility that can come along with that?

LC: Honestly, no. I feel a lot of pressure, but it’s about deadlines and how I’m going to get funding to make larger movies and the challenges of being an artist. I get bogged down sometimes by worrying and frustrated by dealing with bullshit.

Last night I went to the XRCO awards. I started chatting up a newbie. My wife tried to bet a guy that I would take her into the bathroom, but he wouldn’t take the bet. I took her to the bathroom, fisting her while looking into her eyes, her body suspended between the stall walls. Back at the party, another model stopped her. “The bathroom? It’s incredible, isn’t it?” I watched them lock eyes and share a moment. This is my life. The sex is the easy part.

AL: Speaking of pressure and responsibility, how do you juggle writing, directing, starring in, and editing your own movies? Does one role trump the others?

LC: I just do it, because no one else will. The hardest part is finding the inspiration. Once I have that, they rest falls into place. The most annoying part is scheduling and dealing with the last minute cancellations and other disasters. As far as which is more important, that’s sort of like asking whether my heart or my lungs are more important to the functioning of my body. I do feel like my performance sometimes suffers when I’m directing myself because I worry about other responsibilities, like whether the set is running on time or where the lights are. During the sex, being in the moment feels natural, but I’ve been focusing on improving my non-sex acting skills and immersing myself in my characters. I consider Heartbreaker vs. Obscura my best performance as an actor, in part because I was able to delegate some of the set running and stay “Heartbreaker” instead of myself.

Latex Lily Cade

AL: Gender and sexuality are at the forefront of societal conversations in terms of understanding how people view themselves and want others to view them. As a person who identifies as being somewhere between butch and femme, do you ever find these topics creeping into your work? How much of an influence do they have on your plots and characters?

LC: It’s always been a component of my work, from the very start. I feel this split within myself – butch/femme, virgin/whore, good/bad, boi/girl – sort of both, sort of neither. I like to fuck with people’s expectations. I like to make people question themselves. Men tell me all the time that I make them wish they were a woman. I’m an avatar for my male viewers. I fuck girls the way they wish they could. I fuck girls the way they wish men would.

I joke that I’m “male talent” and my first released scene was a drag role in Elexis Unleashed, in which I played a Victorian era girl pretending to be a boy so she could get a job. As a director, I like to riff on boy/girl plots and characters. One of my first scenes as a director featured Dylan Ryan as a pizza “boy” who turns out to be a girl to the surprise but ultimate delight of India Summer in Hard Working Girls. My features take place in a butch/femme universe, with the boy parts played by girls. I don’t so much talk about gender or issues of identity with my work. I just show these things and let people think about it.

Lily Cade in cowboy boots

AL: Your first scene ever with Capri Cavanni was lost to the world forever so sadly we won’t get to see it, but what made you answer that Craig’s List ad in the first place? What did you buy with the $200 you made?

LC: I’m pretty sure I put it towards rent or food. I’ve always been very practical. I did put a down payment on a motorcycle for my wife with the money I earned from my first “real” shoots for Sweetheart Video.

AL: You mention in a lot of your interviews that your type is more of an energy that you feel with a woman. So far, who have you worked with that brought the most energy?

LC: I’ve had amazing chemistry with so many women, but if you want to see my deepest on screen connection, watch me with Jess Gatsby in Fuck The Police or at makelovenotporn.tv. Jess and I were dating at the time. She’s this gorgeous, hardbody butch, a type I had been dying to represent in porn for a long time. The Fuck The Police scene was really intense and a highlight of my career, the only time I’ve bottomed for a strap-on on camera. When it was over, Jess and I sat together as the crew put equipment away, our focus still only on each other. I held her and told her that I loved her for the first time.  The whole movie is great, but that scene is special.

AL: Cops seem to be an ongoing theme in your work. What is it about that power and abusing it that turns you on so much?

LC: I grew up watching cop shows and started to notice the women in uniform. I had a crush on Olivia Bensen from Law and Order SVU back when I didn’t quite understand what I was feeling. I’m into masculine clothes on women, and police uniforms are a particular favorite. As an artist, I find the police fascinating. Whether the police are “good” or “bad” depends on your position in society. Cops have middle class incomes but life and death power. They can get away with fucked up stuff. It’s a dynamic that lends itself well to porno style exploitation and my black sense of humor.

Lily Cade cop uniform

AL: Officer Cade and Heartbreaker are falling off a cliff and you can only save one, who lives?

LC: Officer Cade is fun at parties. She loves her life. She filters the world through an enormous later of bullshit, but she enjoys it. Heartbreaker doesn’t like herself. She’d be mad at me if I saved her.

AL: You do standup!? I had no idea…how did that start and what’s it like? Is porn a big part of your comedy?

LC: It’s definitely part of it. Porn is a unique world. The office politics and the difference between the show we put on and what’s really happening are funny to me but porn is not the only source of my material.

AL: After 8 years in the adult industry what advice would you give young women, gay and straight, looking for their start?

LC: Porn’s tough. To do it well requires a lot of emotional labor, and neither the money nor the fame are what they used to be. “Mainstream porn,” so to speak, has consolidated as fewer companies compete for a dwindling marketplace.  If you’re a traditionally hot girl, you can go to one of the better porno agencies and get a certain number of shoots. Success beyond that requires dedication, and running a brand, and acquiring fans. Porn will shoot whatever sells. If you can prove that you sell, you work. The business of being a “porn star” is not just going to set but interacting with fans, monetizing content, affiliate marketing, appearances, etc. Most girls also webcam, escort, or otherwise sell their services. What worked for me was standing out rather than fitting the mold, and I’ve seen others have success by focusing on creating niche content that fans can’t get elsewhere. If you decide to go into porn, do your research and go in with your eyes open.

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The Authentic Lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and is healthily addicted to everything involving naked women. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 to watch adorable dog videos and occasionally porn.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Daddy Interrogation


I’ve always wondered why some straight guys like to be called “Daddy” during sex. (Hell, sometimes sex isn’t even necessary…think Big Daddy Kane, Puff Daddy, Usher’s song “Hey Daddy”…) It’s everywhere, and honestly, it weirds me out. I mean, some of these guys have kids and hear “Daddy” all day, which I’m sure annoys the hell out of them rather than turn them on. And I’m not talking about those into the family fantasy taboo porn; no, I’m talking about regular everyday guys. So what is it about a woman screaming out “Yes, Daddy!” or “Fuck me harder, Daddy” during sex that turns these guys on? Naturally I can’t answer this question (I totally could, but it would be completely biased and militant feminist and a 100% correct analysis of the male ego from a psychological standpoint because I’m a lesbian and ripping dudes for anything I don’t agree with runs in my blood. Plus my Women Studies 104 professor has my back.) so I took to the diverse streets of Philadelphia to ask around and gain perspective.

Besides the puzzling looks, and the one instance where a guy ran from me (pretty sure he was high on something), I got some really good feedback and engaged in in-depth conversations. After everyone got past the “I don’t know, that shit just turns me on” response and actually started to think about why it turns them on I got a few interesting responses. Predictably, the most common response I got was “when a woman calls you daddy, you know you’re putting shit down!” But why? Why is this indication that the sex is good? It’s not like women store that word away for those occasions when the dick is amazing because everyone doesn’t do it. Apparently, that’s exactly the point in this case. Guys who identified with this answer didn’t want their girlfriends or wives calling them daddy regularly. In fact, a lot of them never even requested that she do it during sex, it just happened a few times, and the turn on comes from the fact that she said it on her own so the pipe laying game must be strong. I can understand this. It’s like when a girl yells out your name during sex and she usually doesn’t. You must be doing something right! I still think the word choice is strange, but I get how that could be a major ego boost.

There was one guy who right off the bat told me it was about power for him, straight up. There was no further analysis needed in his mind. Men are supposed to provide for their women as he sees it, and when you only look at it from that angle, the relationship offers some of the same things father-daughter relationships offer, like protection, encouragement, and support. Of course, they aren’t parallel, but when his wife calls him daddy, it’s an acknowledgement of his position of power in their relationship and nothing gets a penis pumping like power, right!? He further explained to me that it was such a huge and positive part of their sex life that it spilled over into their regular every day interaction with each other and now she calls him “daddy” like someone might say “honey” or “babe.” When I asked if he calls her “mommy” he looked at me like I was crazy, but laughingly admitted he has called her “big momma” during a few birthday blowjobs over the years.

Innocence also came up more than a few times and I was surprised by how willingly dudes were to reveal that they like the fantasy of fucking a young, innocent chick. I get that youth is attractive to most of us, but why does the innocence turn on come from the word “daddy?” Fathers usually think their daughters are innocent until they’re forced to either accept or deny the truth, but does that turn you on? Does your brain even compute that correlation when you’re hitting it doggy style and counting strokes and she says “right there, daddy”? Asking these questions got me a lot of head-tilted confused looks but I did get one answer that stuck out. I’m not sure how much honesty was behind it, but one pretty young guy said he likes good girls and that projected innocence, even if it is just fantasy, makes him feel like he’s with a good un-corrupted person. I did one of these…


I had fun with my daddy interrogation experiment. I still think it’s creepy as hell, but I learned a few things and met some really cool and open people. If you’re one of those guys who likes knowing you’re putting it down by being called “daddy” then have at it! And if you’re a lady reading this who might want to try something different give it a shot and see what happens. It’s safe to say I won’t be calling anyone other than my pop “daddy” anytime soon, and I only pull that out when I want something (the exact same answer I got from a woman who gives daddy affirmation from time to time), but I won’t judge you if you do. Until next time, freaky people!

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