Elegant Angel

I’m not going to lie – I had no idea who Tori Black was until early this year, when she started  sweeping awards left and right, including three Female Performer of the Year wins (AVN, XBIZ, XRCO).  And once Ms. Black made it onto my radar, she was everywhere I looked – from parodies to apocalyptic erotic adventures!  At this point I was actually surprised that I had never Top Five Tuesday-ed this highly revered leading lady.  Time to make that happen!

Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy: This aptly named smutty romp did not need to win five 2010 AVN awards to prove it’s awesomeness, but it did, which means you should totally watch.

The 8th Day: This is that apocalyptic erotic adventure I was referring to above.  Holy crap is it good.  If you are looking for a sci-fi action porno, you’ve found the Holy Grail.  And it’s garnered more awards than Iwould ever be able to fit into this little box (18 AVN awards)!

PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck: Philly’s own PopPorn brings us the freaking hilarious guide to getting busy.  Also a major 2010 award winner.  Yep, apparently Tori played a part in so many of the AVN winnings this year around.

Batman XXX – A Porn Parody: Of all the parodies Tori has done, this is by far my favorite.  She plays Catwoman – need I say more.  HOT!

Pornstar Superheroes: Really the name says it all.  Pure awesomeness and ladies kicking ass from Elegant Angel.  Yep, it’s been a banner year for Tori Black.

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-J.D. Bauchery

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Mason is one of the first female directors I remember stumbling up and when I heard that she had directed Buttwoman Vs. Slutwoman I figured it would be worth a watch. So what we’ve got here is Alexis Texas Vs. Kristina Rose and really there’s no way anyone can lose when these two gorgeous women square off in an all out fuckfest!

Things start off with a super hot scene where the two titans take on Mark Ashley. Of course, they take plenty of time to warm each other up before going in the house to hunt him down and it really sets the tone for a fantastic flick. I sometimes get a little bored with the EA openings, but this one is really great and once Ashley comes into the picture things don’t slow down. Things get a little rough at points (there’s some choking) but in the context of the scene it only adds to the overall wankability. In the end, Ashley lines the girls up and finishes on their faces.

I also really enjoyed the second scene, an all girl threesome with Asa Akira. This one is even rougher than the first, but there’s so much chemistry and desire apparent that it’s ok in my book. If it’s not your thing, this probably isn’t for you, but it’s really fucking great in my opinion. There’s lots of pussy eating, a bag of toys and by the time the break out the Hitachi I had no idea if any of these women would even have the strength to walk at the end of the scene. It’s not tender lesbo porn, but ladies fucking and who doesn’t want to see that?

While Mason pitted two fantastic porn stars against each other in this one, I have to say I feel like I’m the one who ended up winning. Another great movie from Elegant Angel that I definitely recommend.

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So after last week’s dark and nasty tale of, dark nastiness, I wanted something a little bit kinder on the eyes and the second I caught a gander of “Pornstar Superheroes” I knew I’d found what I was looking for. He’s hoping these porny heroes can take the last of that really nasty taste out of my mouth.

First up – lots of text! I suppose despite its 3+ hour length it would be a stretch for this movie to explain the whole WWII escaped Nazi experiment angle. They did do a rather awesome job of painting the present as a disease ravaged waste land though. All that said my usual pet peeve rears it’s barely audible head once people do start talking.

Why the hell can’t I ever hear what people say in porn unless its ‘oh god, oh yeah, nnngg!” If they can sort the sound out well enough for every tiny moan and scream to come in loud enough to blow out my eardrums why can’t they do that for the plot they worked so hard making!!! Yes three exclamation points are really necessary, I’m that frustrated.

The fight scenes have a nice comic book feel. All freeze frames and ‘kapow’ moments. This works very well when all your superheroes don’t look like they could fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

I have to admit, the first sex scene involves the hottest actor I’ve ever seen in a big name straight film. Tori Black, his partner, isn’t bad either, brunette, natural tits in a skin tight bodysuit with high heeled boots and a few metal accents. Yeah she keeps the suit on when they fuck though she loses the femme fatale angle with all the begging.

The second heroine/pornstar played by Asa Akira is a little closer to the “Kill Bill” schoolgirl with homicidal tendencies and a morning star type though they threw in pyrokinetic abilities to make her extra super. I’m hoping for another super hot male partner because I can’t see her swinging that thing with any kind of skill, force or even cinematic grace. I was right about the way Asa swings her morning star, they could have at least given her more comfortable shoes so she could duck without looking like she’s about to fall over. Mick Blue does deliver at least one real orgasm for Akira which gives this scene major bonus points.

When I think of superhero sex late at night after a major geek fest – am I honestly dreaming about sitting on batman’s face, cutting off his windpipe and having him love every minute of it? Uhm, nope not my superhero fantasy, wouldn’t even do that to my favorite villains; that’s what subs are for. It’s pretty hot porn but if you’re looking for the ultimate fanboy/girl fantasy “Pornstar Superheroes” probably isn’t it, thankfully there’s fan fiction to tide all my geeks over on that score – NaruXHina to the rescue!

For everyone else that just want to look at faux femme fatale types on their knees being fucked like porn stars this is a great film that’s even segmented nicely so you don’t have to actually bother watching the whole thing at once, or ever. There’s more to the story or at least a disk 2 but I’ve lost interest in watching it.

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Let me tell you, LT has a seriously hard life. I mean, he lines up a group of hot chicks, then fucks them all and gets paid by Elegant Angel. I swear that every movie he directs is just like that. I guess he saves EA a ton of money on male performers…

Anyways, today I want to talk about Latin Mommas, because I’ve got a thing for them. I don’t know how I ended up with the whitest girl on the face of the planet, especially after watching Francesca Le and company in action!

LT kicks things off with Le and it’s a scene that’s definitely worth talking about. It’s just the perfect amount of dirty. There’s a little toe sucking, a lot of anal play and a facial to top end things off. Le is one of those performers who gets hotter the dirtier things get, so this is really great stuff!

The other lady who really rocks LT’s world is Monique Fuentes who is totally gorgeous This scene is a little more vanilla, which some of you may prefer. There’s a little ass play, but no hardcore butt fucking. Fuentes rides LT’s pole like a champ. I also love how he stops in the middle of screwing her to eat her pussy. It’s good to know he’s looking out for her pleasure too!

I’d probably rate this one 3/5 stars, if I was prone to doing things like that. The girls are hot, LT is a stud and the sex is pretty hot. My only problem is that it does get a little predictable at times, but the adult industry isn’t really known for reinventing the wheel.

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Studio: Elegant Angel Category: Hetero Couples

The sun is out and I’m already gearing up for summer! While I realize that it’s still a ways away, the thought of beach bbq’s and girls in bikinis keeps me going on all of the rainy days we’ve had lately.

I was pretty happy to see all of these girls showing off their beach bodies, but things really heated up for me in scene three. Alexis Texas, her gorgeous ass, and James Deen put on quite a show. In typical EA fashion, it starts with Texas on her own showing off a bit on the beach and in a bubble bath. Once Deen enters the scene, he quickly goes to work licking her toes and working his way up to her pussy while she rides his face.

Once they get to the old in and out I can’t even describe the awesomeness. Deen is one of my favorite male performers and the couple have great chemistry. They fuck in a number of positions and each is hotter than the next, especially when things start to get a little rough. There’s even a little mutual masturbation – something you just don’t see enough of in b/g movies. All in all, a really hot scene.

The other scene that really stood out was the second featuring Shyla Stylez and Mick Blue. Stylez has a smoking body and Blue was obviously really turned on by all of that T&A. If you’re a fan of anal, he really gives it to her and you can tell she’s just loving it.

If you need a little reminder of all of the sweet summer lovin’ to come, check out Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2!

-The Porn Librarian

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Studio: Elegant Angel Category: Hetero Couples

I haven’t seen a lot of 2010’s AVN Female Performer of the year Tori Black yet, so I decided to seek out one of her recent scenes and see what all the fuss is about. When I saw that she had shot with Manuel Ferrara (yum!) for Elegant Angel’s Who’s the Boss 2, I knew I was about to witness something good.

The basic premise of this porno is that the women are in charge. You had me at hello, Elegant Angel. I was so excited about it that I decided I’d review this one scene by scene. I typically love EA movies and this one is packed full of some of the hottest stars in adult, so I figure it deserves an in depth look!

First up, the scene that helped me to find this movie starring Ms. Black. She’s playing the role of Tony Danza and looking into some issues with one of Ferrara’s files… If you’ve seen him in action before, you won’t be surprised to hear he eventually charms her out of business casual clothes and goes down on her for a good while before she returns the favor. Once he bends her over the desk and begins pounding away, things get really hot. They’re really great together and I totally get why everyone is suddenly in love with Black.

The thing that really made me fall in love with this scene is the fact that it’s a little more hardcore than a lot of EA scenes I’ve seen in the past. There’s a little ass play that obviously rocks Black’s world and when things get a little rough it’s so apparent that it’s exactly what she needs.

Ferrara is one of my favorite hetero male performers because he knows how to toe the line without crossing it and is always a caring partner, no matter how kinky stuff gets. It’s no wonder so many female stars seem to love him!

Overall, this is a really great scene and I can’t wait to check out more of the movie. If you’re looking for hot hetero action that’s just a touch extreme, you should keep this one in mind.
-The Porn Librarian

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Studio: Elegant Angel Category: 2010 AVN Award Nominees

2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best All-Sex Release.
2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best Tease Performance.

As you should all know by now, the 2010 AVN Nominations were announced last week. I’m really excited to see a ton of my favorites from the year nominated, including a mind-blowing number of the lesbian and queer porn movies we’re always talking about. While I’m thrilled for them, I always love this time of year because it gives me a chance to watch a lot of movies I overlooked during the previous year. I thought I’d start today with Curvy Girls 4.

This one is set up like most Elegant Angel movies – five scenes starring girls Jay-Z could have had in mind when he proclaimed “you don’t need a small waist, I’ll take ass and tits.” Each scene starts off with a quick tease ranging from sexy dancing to Carmella Bing icing down her nipples. It’s nice to get to know the girls a bit before the XXX begins, but I have to admit that three or four scenes in I was kind of over it.

I am pleased to say that all five of these scenes were pretty fantastic – apparently this movie warranted both nominations this year! There were a couple that stood out to me that I’ll discuss quickly.

I’m always excited when a new starlet catches my eye, so the Gracie Glam scene with cutie James Deen was one of my favorites. Glam has an amazing ass and Deen doesn’t waste any time with this gorgeous girl. You have to see how hard he works when she begs for him to fuck her harder – this is a dude that aims to please! My only suggestion is that you skip the bs intro in which Glam shows off her cheerleading skills… She works a cock far better than she works a sports crowd.

The other scene I really loved was Jenna Presley’s because it features a ton of dirty talk from this buxom brunette. She looks absolutely amazing in her black lingerie right from the start, and once Mick Blue starts giving it to her doggie style I was hooked. This one is a little dirtier than the other, if that influences your decision making at all. While I haven’t seen Presley in action a lot, she’s a star that’s been around for the last five years and shot a ton of scenes. This one helps me to understand why she’s so popular!

Overall this is a great movie if you appreciate seeing a girl with a great ass getting drilled. Thanks for bringing this (along with forty billion other nominated movies) to my attention AVN!
-The Porn Librarian

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Studio: Elegant Angel Category: Gonzo Sex

It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed an Elegant Angel movie, so I sat down today with the intention of checking out what they’ve been up to. It turns out they’ve been busy making awesome porn – no big surprise there.

Anyways, I was really excited to check out Jenna Haze. I know she was named the AVN Performer of the Year in 2009, but sadly I haven’t seen much of her work. I can say that this will not be true in a few months, because I really dig this chick.

I fell in love with Haze in the third scene as soon as I heard this phrase come out of her pretty little mouth – “I was the nerdiest slut in school.” I’m a big fan of nerdy sluts, so I was immediately hooked. After a brief interview, we get a taste of what one could expect if they ever caught Jenna out dancing one night. I usually get pretty bored with these dancing montages, but I have to say she’s pretty freaking hot.

Six minutes later, just in case you want to get straight to the good stuff, we’re finally introduced to Randy Spears and neither of them waste much time getting to know each other. After the required BJ, they get down to it and let me tell you, this girl knows how to ride dick! I love Randy Spears, but he really just sat back and let her do all the work in this scene. I can’t say I blame him after watching her on video, I’m sure it’s even more impressive in person! After finishing with anal, she drops down and drains his balls (her words) in the grand finale of a fantastic scene!

I really loved this scene, but also recommend the first between Jenaveve Jolie and Marcos Banderas. They have great chemistry and it’s fantastic.

Glamour Girls really gave me what I’ve come to expect from this studio – great couples porn. It’s a little dirty, but in a wholesome date night sort of way!
-The Porn Librarian

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch, when we scour the internet for all the sexy news that is fit to link.  It’s June already – can you believe it!?  Doesn’t it seem like the months just fly by, but the week goes as slow as possible?  Anyway, we’ve found lots to share, so let’s get to it!

- Porn star Jiz Lee shows us queers a great way to make sure our ecomonic voices are being heard… or at the least seen.

- A recent study shows that history students have the most active sex lives.  And here I was, thinking that getting a degree in sex would get me extra booty. (via Em and Lo)

-  Twenty years after the first and only sexual reassignment surgery in the country caused a huge scandal, Cuba has finally lifted their sex change ban!  (via SUNFiltered)

- Can stem cell therapy help fight HIV?  New research is showing that it just might be possible. (via SunFiltered)
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Even after watching basketball for hours on end this weekend, I’m still really excited about the tournament. I thought I’d highlight my top five sports-themed pornos to celebrate my favorite time of the year! Of course, the majority of them are gay movies because apparently dudes like to fantasize about jocks a lot.

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