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… that this sign from the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear has the right fucking idea!

And in honor of this awesome idea, HotMoviesForHer is offering our voting friends some hot masturbation fodder!  Vote today and get an additional 10 free minutes of porno!  Offer Code: VOTE

Happy Election Day From HM4Her!

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Welcome to the first post-election humpday!  I’m sure plenty of people got their hump on in victory last night as Obama won the US presidency in a landslide.  Woohoo!  I won’t get too partisan on you guys, but really, I am so excited for the future of our country and to see where we go next.  But I think I’m even more excited that we don’t have to deal with four more years of Sarah Palin’s head photoshopped onto naked bodies.  It may have been funny the first time, but pages and pages of them were a little overboard.  Anyway, let’s celebrate the President-Elect with some good old fashion humday link lovin’!!

-  I’ve seen some crazy shit on public transit (a few weeks back, I saw a woman talking to a coconut – seriously), but a woman watching porn and giving blow by blow commentary totally tops anything I’ve ever experienced. Gotta love the NYC subway system!

-  John McCain is probably pretty bummed about his total electoral annihilation and could probably use a little pick me up.  Here you go Maverick:  100 Sex and Dating Tips for Seniors.

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Unless you’ve been been avoiding all forms of media, ignoring your phone, never talking to anyone else or leaving your house, you know it’s election day. And while you shouldn’t even need additional reasons to vote, I figured I’d up the ante with a special voting edition of link love.

- If you vote, you can use this very informational (and so so hot) primer from Jiz Lee to help educate yourself about the candidates and ballots… words, remember to focus on the words.

- Jamye Waxman is looking forward to those few seconds alone in the voting booth. Mmmmm.

- Free. Sex. Toys.  Nuff said.

-  Make your vote count extra and find a hookup to share drink with while we wait for the poll results.

- Everyone may want to know how the parties measure up on finance and foreign policy, but the real question is who’s kinkier, the Republicans or the Dems? (via Jamye Waxman)

Ok, go vote!  Then watch some hot election day action.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Since McCain announced his running mate last week, everyone’s been talking about Sarah Palin. A lot of these have been first impressions, because let’s face it, you hadn’t heard of her before this unless you happen to live in Alaska. This morning I received an email from a friend about her first impression that I had to share:

Ok so I was in the ADK’s for 4 days with no tv or cellphones. I come home to find out that McCain picked a woman for his running mate. So the first time I see her on the news my first thought is “OMG she looks like some chick out of an adult film.” is it just me? You seemed like the right person to ask about this. Every time I see her now on TV I think she is gonna take down her hair, throw her glasses off and rip off her business suit to reveal some sort of leather outfit. By the way I don’t want to see her do any of that…

P.S. you can tell my friend isn’t a pervert that thinks every chick looks like she might rip off her clothes by the fact that she refers to pornos as “adult film.”

While I’m a little surprised that thought hadn’t popped into my head, I totally see it. This should make me a little less angry any time I have to hear someone point out something ridiculous like that she’s been governor of the largest state in the country, so she’s totally qualified. Will anyone out there actually believe that this is a valid argument Mr. McCain? Yes, Alaska is big – I remember cutting it out of a map and placing it over the rest of the country (where people live) in elementary school to emphasize the point. However, it is the 47th most populated state in the country. Although most sane people don’t really need this pointed out, it doesn’t seem quite so impressive when you put it that way.

Maybe i’m still a little angry from last night. Why do I watch these things?

I guess because I like yelling at the TV like a crazy person.

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