earth friendly

I’m thinking this really isn’t the greatest idea. I guess if you live someplace like San Diego where the sun shines like 90 percent of the time, you might be able to get by with a solar powered vibe, but in New England you’d be setting your cell phone to vibrate and praying for telemarketers from October to May.

I mean, if someone wants to send me one and prove me wrong, I’m sure that I’ve tested way crappier toys in the past and will give it a fair shot. Honestly, in theory I think this is a fantastic toy! I just can’t get past picturing myself running into the back yard with my hand down my pants as it loses power…

Has anyone tried one of these out? Am I just being a jerk?

The Porn Librarian.

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Holy guacamole is all I have to say. Yes, this toy is a bit pricey. No, it’s not 10″ long with beads and whirring animals. Aside from a small “charged” light, it doesn’t glow, or light up, or shoot rockets into the air. Well, who cares? It made me make noises I had never made before…and let me tell you, I have made many a sound. This toy carries a punch (and is rechargable rather than battery operated, so you’re being earth and wallet friendly too!), has 5 different program settings, and hits your g-spot more accurately than an MLB player can hit a ball (no pun intended). I can’t tell you how wonderful this toy is, but you should check out my full review, since I do a better job trying to explain it there. But wow. That pretty much describes it. Yes, there are some small issues with the ergonomically designed handle (ie – if you grip it the wrong way while playing, it switches programs, which is frustrating), but I give it 5 stars anyways. It’s just *that* good!

Read my entire review and take yourself to a whole new orgasmic place with the Gigi

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