While it’s true that, yes, we have actually reviewed this movie before, I took one look at it and made the executive decision that it needed another go around on the site.  Not only was that review written over three years ago, it was back when we were only giving short blurbs and not the lengthy dialogues that we are now.  You probably had no idea that there was even any other review, so let me shut my trap and get to talking about the insane hotness that is this queer quickie!

Very rarely do I get to watch a dyke movie with a super cheesy plot.  Usually we get a pretty decent plot, or just hot chicks going at it, but you don’t see too many cliché set ups when it comes to the queers.  It’s actually kind of a treat to get the whole plumber ‘I’m here to fix your pipes, ma’am’ scenario.  Alright, so they only play into that for the first few lines of the scene, but still, I really like the cheese.  It’s even better when the ‘plumber’ is a super hot butch babe with a mohawk and sleeve of tattoos.  Yum.

The hot mohawked plumber comes in to fix a problem, but as it turns out, the be-robed femme explains that this particular problem may need special tools.  You know, the dildo-y kind of special tools that she has laying out all pretty on a table.  And I guess it’s a pretty extensive problem, because there are so very many special tools!

This pair does not waste any time getting down to business (thankfully, the whole flick is only 21 minutes long) and are soon making out hardcore.  Tall femmes are wicked hot, though it’s probably just those awesome stripper heels she is rocking, and mohawk is perfect tit-sucking height with those aforementioned shoes on her fuck buddy.  Not only is there kissing, we get dick sucking (I LOVE dyke dick sucking!), doggie style sexin’ with a strapped on dildo (which is even rotated in the harness the correct way for fucking from behind – it’s curve is pointed towards her belly button) and some harness-less strap-on action with a Feeldoe toy.

I will say I was less than impressed with some of the toys though.  That giant green double vibe situation did not work so hot for me – I just thought it was too much and looked a little cheap and stupid (totally my opinion). Sure it’s visually intriguing, but meh as an activity, especially if the toy lights up like one of those cheap plastic toys you get at the circus.

To be perfectly honest, they really do try to pack a ton into a short time.  Twenty minutes is really just a start and they already sucked, fucked , strapped on, used every toy in the box and even enjoyed a little booty bangin’  Yes, there is video editing and all, but  honesty, these specific queers just bounce around a bunch and fuck in as many way as possible.  And one last gripe: twin bed?  What is this, college dorm porn? (note to self: see if is there real college dorm porn).

Other than those few ‘eh’ experiences, this flick was pretty great.  I love real dyke sexin’ movies that come from some of the lesser-known studios and this one has caught my eye a number of times while wandering the porno-packed shelves of the HM4Her theaters.  I’m so glad I decided to take reviewing into my own hands and make sure you know about this sex treasure.

Watch “Mon Cher Sherry” Now!

Good Dyke Porn always gets it right.  I’ve never seen anything come out of this awesome Canadian studio that wasn’t packed with the hottest of hot dykes getting busy and having fun.  This time we have queer director Courtney Trouble and Jolene Pardon together for the first time.  They are both smokin’ hot chubby ladies with attitude and sex appeal that makes me melt a little into my seat as I write this.  I think I’ve only seen Jolene on screen (ha, a rhyme!) a few times, and each time I’ve become more and more smitten with her.  What can I say, a rockin’ hair cut and a pair of cowboy boots always does right by me.

The buildup is definitely what I initially noticed here.  So much breast play – which is obviously fine with me, but I was just surprised that they focused on each other’s tits for so long.  I mean, they don’t even take off their bottoms until 1/3 into the movie!  No complaints from this peanut gallery, as much as just narrating (which is really fun when it comes to porn and you should try it).

I absolutely love the contrast between Trouble’s black gloves and Jolene’s pale skin.  Especially when she starts getting really aroused and her bits (and her chest) start turning a lovely shade of deep red.

And then the Eleven comes out.  Look at that fine piece of stainless steel! Eleven inches and 2.75 lbs of pure amazingness – all for that lucky Jolene!  Tap, tap, tap, all over her creamy skin and against her pieced nipples and clit hood.  I totally agree with Courtney that the clink that metal toys make against metal jewelry is so super hot.

Jolene takes that Eleven like a total champ and it’s even sexier when she communicates to Trouble that she needs her to slow down, or not hit quite as hard.  Communication during sex is the best!  Second best is that awesome Hitachi Wand that Jolene brings into the equation.  I love how much louder the Hitachi gets when you flip it onto high power.  It sounds like a power transistor or something.  Well, I guess it kind of is, sending sparks of intense pleasure to the bearer.

And we can’t forget about Trouble getting hers!  Jolene’s huge strap-on cock has Trouble panting in about 2 seconds flat.  If I heard correctly, it sounds like this is Jolene’s first time behind the dildo, and if that’s true, this chick is a total fucking natural!  I can’t say I loved the slow-mo weird shooting when Trouble comes, but at least we could hear the audio of her moans in real-time, so I can’t complain.  And the post sexy giggles – that makes the total movie for me!

Thanks for another awesomely Good Dyke Porn!

Watch “The Slumber Party” now!



I’ve had a total hard on for Shar Rednour since I first heard of her a bunch of years ago. While femmes don’t usually do it for me, there is just something about her intense sexual bravado and powerful smart cookie-ness that gets my fires burning. She is seriously foxy. When I first saw this movie – one of the first dyke porns I ever watched – I was totally blown away by the mix of sex and spoken word performance art. I have a total weakness for spoken word and the two together damn near had me in convulsions of pleasure.

Now, onward to fucking in high heels. Holy hotness! This is testament (not that we needed it) that femmes can fuck like champs, topping any lady that’s ready to bend over and experience euphoria. The higher the heel, the better – in my book. Shar gives is the run down on the do’s and don’ts to getting busy six inches off the ground. First, you want your partner to be a few inches taller than you, since it creates the perfect alignment once the stilettos are in full effect. But make sure to get shoes that minimize the wobbling effect. You don’t want to be swaying all over the place as you are trying to land your thrusts!

Honestly, I don’t know what I like better in this movie – hearing Shar talk about fucking girls, or actually watching it on the screen. I know, it should be a no-brainer, but like I said, I have a major thing for spoken word, and Shar’s voice is pretty damn magical. I think the perfect combo is watching her fuck a chick while talking as dirty as she can, which Shar is apt to do at any time. How lucky am I?! She talks dirty throughout the whole movie, fucking a variety of ladies and sharing her high heeled wisdom – all while rocking strap-on cocks and teetering on the hottest pairs of fuck-me heels ever.

Whether she is talking shop or sending ladies into mind-blowing orgasmic delight – I am a Shar Rednour fan through and through. Definitely check out this awesome piece of dyke porn history! And if you are into foot play, prepare for heaven.

*As a side note, the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard come out of Shar Rednour’s mouth is from the 1998 tour of the San Francisco traveling spoken word show, Sister Spit. Shar was reading the steamiest story and at one point says something to the effect that the whole house full of folks coming sounded like a “phone fuck operator mixed with a stuck pig.” I know, so hot, right?

Watch “How To Fuck In High Heels” Now!

Happy Friday! And to all you homos out there (alright, LGBTQ folks, for those who prefer to be PC, but I like homo better!), Happy Pride Month! This weekend Philly celebrates the whole Pride shebang, and of course I’ll be flitting around being the glamorous lesbo that I am. Also happening this weekend is Philly’s annual Dyke March – the antithesis to the corporate sponsorship and consumerism of gay culture. It’s an awesome rally/march that goes on all over the country – organized inside the queer community. Pretty awesome, right? You know I’ll be there!

So, why am I telling you this? Well, other than the fact that I am excited, after the marching festivities are finished, us queers gather in the park for a bunch of delicious performances, including a recap of the winning show piece of Mr. Philly Drag King 2010. And this year’s winner is none other than one of my favorite people ever – Pumpernickel!  This lady is ah-mazing!  And she won a freaking royal title on her first drag performance! Beat that!

Anyway, to get pumped up for her performance tomorrow, I’ve decided to Mixtape Rewind Pumpernickel’s drag music of choice – The Dresden Dolls’ “Coin Operated Boy.”  Hurray!

Can not wait for the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I ran into this amazing spoken word piece by author/storyteller Ivan Coyote and just had to share it…

As a self identified femme, this piece makes me swoon hardcore.

And if you’re feeling a little tingle in your bottom after watching this brilliant video, check out Madison Young’s fabulous Femmetastic! and all of our other feirce femme flicks!

Or if a little butch dyke lovin’ is more your thing, not to worry – we’ve got you covered.

Rubbing away my goosebumps and thinking of England…

- J.D.

Studio: San Francisco LesbiansCategory: Dyke Porn

Long before all of the amazing films we talk about constantly on the site from studios like Pink and White and Good Dyke Porn, there was a group of amateur dykes in San Francisco making really hot movies. They’re dirty, hot and to my knowledge one of the first widely available series that captured real lesbian sex.

I haven’t reviewed one in a while and thought it would be fun to do a scene by scene review of the fifth. This one opens up with an amazing threesome featuring two leather bois and a sexy femme in a motorcycle shop. I personally never get sick of watching people do it on bikes, so it’s pretty awesome.

The first thing that jumps out at me is the fact that they’re practicing safe sex. If there’s one thing lesbian porn gets right more than any other genre, it’s safe sex. Go team! Watching the femme roll a condom onto a big cock with her mouth is a great way to get an oral scene started. Besides condoms, the girls take full advantage of latex gloves in this smart and sexy scene.

Watching these leather dykes tag team this cock hungry chick is pretty freaking sweet. After swapping blowjobs, she props herself up on a bike and is absolutely ravished by both women with their big strap-on cocks and capable hands. They even put their hands on top of one another for a little lesbian dp action. Something I’ve never seen, but definitely enjoyed!

To be honest, this scene is one of the hottest gender fucks I’ve ever seen. It ends with one boi fucking the femme with a strap-on cock doggie style while getting her ass filled by the other leather dyke. It’s totally rad.

This is a really good scene packed full of gender play and hot fucking. If anyone knows anything else about these films, I’d love to hear it – they’re really amazing.

Keep an eye out for a review of the second scene starring Lee Mitchell.
-The Porn Librarian

Watch San Francisco Lesbians 5 Now!

Watch the Video

Studio: Pleasure Productions Category: Lesbian – Dyke Porn

While in recent years dyke porn has become an ever increasing market with new videos popping up pretty frequently, it is still barely even a blip on the radar in the massive industry that is dirty movies. So really, it’s no wonder that I get so excited every time I get to check one out. Well, that and it’s usually insanely hot. Not only do I get off on watching hot dykes fuck, I get to see people that I identify with and watch the way that I fuck portrayed on the screen. Really, that’s the hottest part for me. And I’m not talking about delicate girl-on-girl action with long nails and polite climaxes – I mean hot queer chicks pounding into each other with strapped on cocks, pulling each other’s short hair and enjoying real, loud, amazing orgasms. I sweat even writing about it.

Real Butch Lesbian Dykes is such a great movie because it is just that, real butch lesbian dykes. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s more than three hours of dykes fucking, sucking, licking, biting, smacking… and the list could go on for days – where do I sign up?!? The whole ten scene flick is pretty awesome, but there were a few stand-out scenes that especially caught my attention. The movie’s opening hot wax and restraints threesome was not only incredibly hot, it included a differently-abled performer, which in porn is a rarity, unless exploiting or overemphasizing the person’s “disabilities.” But there was none of that here, just a perfect example of someone with a different body gettin’ busy and getting’ off just like anyone else. I also love love loved scene seven, a risqué romp with two butch hotties and lots of big strap-on cocks. And let’s not forget that their humping was totally sexy and safe. SO HOT! I will say that the weird text at the bottom of the screen and commercials during scene transitions were super distracting and frustrated me enough to fast forward. But really, if I let that dissuade me from watching this movie, I’d definitely be the one missing out.

-J.D. Bauchery