For all of you who stood in line to get your hands on your iPhone, do I have a vibrator for you! Lelo, the best thing to come out of Sweden since ABBA, is a great company dedicated to making high-end “pleasure objects” and their most recent offering, the MIA, should be on every gal on the go’s wish list.
What makes the MIA stand out, you ask? This little luxury vibe is the first toy I’ve seen that is USB-powered! No batteries, no charger to loose – just plug this baby into your laptop and you’re all set. It’s perfect for those of you who travel a lot or for anyone who’s looking for a vibe that’ll fit in their purse or pocket for a night out on the town.
Of course, the MIA sounds cool, but the most important part is that this little guy performs when it counts. For a toy that’s only four inches long, it packs quite a punch. Typically, I wouldn’t expect much from something so little, but it is a multi-speed toy that even offers three separate pulse patterns to push you over the edge. Fans of Lelo products, and there are many of you, will be glad to hear that they haven’t lowered their standards for this inventive new vibe.
It’s also a really discreet toy. You could totally have this thing plugged into your laptop charging on a flight without anyone thinking twice about it. Of course, there is a chance that someone might recognize the MIA for what it is, which in my opinion just increases your chances of joining the mile high club.
The body is made of phthalates-free hard plastic, but they suggest you don’t use silicone lube with it because the buttons are silicone. Plus, it’s easy to clean! All you need to do it wash the body with a little anti-bacterial soap and warm water. I was a little concerned about how long the charge would last, but the company claims 3.5 hours and I haven’t had any problems so far!
To be honest, the only thing that concerns me about this vibe is that someone might mistakenly think it’s lipstick. I’m not the type of girl to carry makeup around and I do worry about my reputation. The MIA is the perfect vibe for anyone who likes to travel with toys and would be a perfect gift. You should probably just take my word and get one.
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I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! And let me tell you, get the pen and paper, because this little baby is totally worth the exclamation points I’m about to use!!!!
Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. For me, penetration meant being fucked with fingers. And even though fingers can curl perfectly to hit the G-spot, when you’re being fucked hard and fast, you lose some of that direct G-spot contact. That’s where the We came in perfectly. The We stayed put right on my G-spot and clit during even the roughest of thrusting.
One of the things I like best about this vibe is that it is versatile enough to use as just a clitoral vibe or just a G-Spot vibe if you want. On a solo run with We, I decided to take charge of my clit manually, so I just pushed the clit part aside and voila(!), I had a G-Spot vibe! And because both sides are nice and powerful, it was a peeeerfect addition to the clit stim! Then on a not-so-solo adventure, we decided to play using the We only on her clit. Score 2 out of 2!
Other pluses – this vibe is silicone (for super easy clean up and phthalate free play!), waterproof, has 2 speeds and is rechargeable! Could you ask for anything more? Just one thing though: sure it might work right out of the box, but trust me, you want to make sure this little guy is charged up for a good while before just revving him up. I know from personal experience that playing without first plugging in is a bad, bad idea. And there isn’t much worse than being right on the brink and having him die on you.
This toy not only gets two thumbs waving high in the air, it gets them while I’m being fucked, with both my G-spot and clit getting action at the same time as well. We Vibe rules!
Enjoy the We Vibe as much as we do!
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Another day, another luxury vibe to try out – my life is rough.
I am a big fan of bullet vibes. I think they’re a lot of fun for messing around with a partner, they travel well and tend to get the job done for this public servant. The Onye is officially my new favorite bullet and ranks up there with the Baby Bug when it comes to small vibes. For its size it is really powerful, and the pulse pattern is the strongest I’ve seen in a small toy. With four different patterns, all of which are pretty good, you can tease for quite a while if you’re not looking to come quickly.
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The Lily is a tiny rechargeable vibe from Lelo, the makers of the amazing Liv. At first I was a bit surprised by the diminutive size of this “personal massager.” If I had done my research I would have known how little it was, but I taken aback to discover that it’s about the size of my three middle fingers held together. Don’t worry though; sometimes good things come in small packages!
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The Discretion Bullet was a total sleeper for me. I mean, I wasn’t expecting anything nearly as awesome as I got. This baby is a perfect example of my ultimate triple threat - powerful, quiet, small.
I’m not one to particularly care whether my sex toys are incognito or not, but I know that for many people, being discreet is a major requirement. Disguised as an ordinary make-up compact (with mirror included), the Discretion definitely lives up to its moniker.
Pop the top and surprise, no powder here, just a powerful little bullet vibe, about the size and shape of a small peanut. Attached to the controller by a retractable plastic cord, the mini vibe pulls out to an impressive three feet! Then, when you’re done, a knob flips out to wind up the cord and wrangle in the little bugger.
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