Discreet Toys

There aren’t many toys I lust after, but I’ve always been curious about Big Teaze Toys line of vibrating rubber duckies. I love when an innocent item is perverted and think the entire line is cuter than cute! Needless to say, I was pretty excited when I found out I’d have my own bath toy to review.

When I opened the package upon arrival, I was pleased to see a travel sized Bondage Fashionista Duckie dressed to the nines in its finest fetish gear. From the ball gag in its mouth, to the detailed corset and spiked collar, this little guy would fit in at any leather club. There’s even a little “diamond” duckbill piercing, which I thought was a nice touch!

Bondage duckie takes one AAA battery (not included) that is easily inserted in the base. While I was disappointed to find that there is only one speed to this bath buddy, I was impressed with the amount of vibration that one little battery provides.

One thing that surprised me was how hard this toy is. I expected it to be soft and squishy, like Ernie’s best friend, but it’s made of hard plastic. I suspect that material transfers vibration much better, so for that reason it’s probably best. However, I have to wonder how a pliable toy would have worked as a vibrator.

To be honest, this isn’t a toy I’ll use to get off a whole bunch. I mean, he lives in my bathroom and will do the job in a pinch, but I have a waterproof bullet that I prefer because it has multiple speeds. That doesn’t mean I don’t LOVE it and wouldn’t recommend it. It’s a great addition to my bathroom décor and even cuter than pictures lead one to believe.

In the end, I like this as a vibrator and love it as a gift. I predict that a bunch of my friends will have one of these in their bathroom by the end of 2011.

Get your own Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie Bondage Fashionista for plenty of bath time fun!

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Happy Mother’s Day from HotMoviesForHer!  Sure we’re a bunch of smut peddlin’ pervs, but we also daughters of rockin’ ladies who deserve all the best for raising their gals to be sex positive, sexually aware women.  For that, we hold Mother’s Day to the highest regard and want to celebrate the best way we know how… with porn!

When it comes to mixing moms and porn the conversation is a tricky one.  It’s impossible for us to say which movies are “mom-friendly” because for every mom who wants to watch a Candida Royalle flick, there’s one who’s clicking on the newest Belladonna (also a mom!) movie.  All women – yes, even moms – have different tastes to what they like to watch, and who are we to say that you can’t like the raunchiest hardcore out there just because you are a lady? Or because you happened to have raised a few rugrats?

That said, we decided to create a list of movies for moms that may not have much experiences with the porno.  An ease you both in approach for those of you who aren’t comfortable encouraging your mom to watch Cum Whores 1 Million… even if your mom secretly has the first 999,999 Cum Whore volumes.  Because women’s sexuality has been supressed for so long, some of our older generations haven’t been exposed to the awesomeness that is porn made specifically for women.  These are a few hot movies for her to help introduce mom to the best of what porn has to offer.
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I’ll admit I’m not usually a fan of insertable toys. Dildos aren’t as much fun as the real thing; the rabbit style vibes I’ve tried have too much going on (do I really want something twisting in there at ninety degree angles to the base? Won’t that cause stretching, not goodness?) So when it comes to ‘happy me time’ I usually go for the clit stimulators – however when I got the chance to pick out this new toy, I went straight for Shaki Toys’ Remote Control Egg. My reasons were simple: I like trying new things now and again just in case my tastes have changed, I had a boring but noisy event, or twenty, to go to and a sadistic imp, hereafter known as Dave, eager to get his fingers on the switch – oh and did I mention this egg is wireless?

Straight out of the package and turned on, I was instantly nervous about the noise level as the bubble gum pink bullet emits a constant whir of activity. Once inserted, however, the noise level became so negligible that Dave had to put his head on my belly to hear it at all. As advertised on the box, it seems to have 10 functions including a couple undulations I found particularly fun. So, with toy in place, off we went – to a local strip club. In between games of pool (I lost all of them), drinks and four lap dances we experimented with the egg.

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Ever since I was young, I’ve had a total fascination with hidden storage compartments. Faux books with cut out pages in the middle or fancy gem poison rings – I still love them all. So the first time I saw this dark wood tissue box with secret sex toy storage, I knew I wanted it. Designed for people who want discreet storage they can prominently display if needed, this ToiBocks storage container looks like a totally ordinary wooden tissue holder (about 9 ¼” long x 5” wide x 4” high). It would look perfectly in place on a desk or nightstand and is even nice enough to put out in a living room if you’re feeling frisky.

When it comes time to get busy, a hidden notch on the bottom of the box lets you get a grip to open up one of the short sides and pull out a red lined secret compartment! Easy as that! Sure, if someone picks up the box to try to pass a tissue (it holds about an inch of tissues and there is a bottom to the tissue part, so no tissues actually touch your toys and when the tissues run out, you can’t see the toys), the compartment will slide right now, but if it stays up on the table, no one will be the wiser. That said, I might not put it in the middle of the living room – though you definitely could and people would just think you prefer to have a classy tissue box.
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Honestly, I love me some vibrating action. Really, who doesn’t? Once you learn to relax and go with the sensation, it’s a great way to tease, titillate and just plain get off. There are just a couple problems with your average vibrator for a gal living with roommates: size, control, power, and noise. So I was tickled pink when I was handed the Pocket Rocket Jr. and asked to review this popular little vibrator.

At just about 2 inches long it really is tiny, just big enough to get a good grip on the plastic casing. Despite Jr.’s small size and the smooth plastic the case is made of, this little rocket isn’t hard to grasp and hold onto in the heat of the moment. The size also makes it less intimidating for partner play and the handy little string loop and rounded tip make it perfect for a little insertion play. Also since it’s so tiny, this rocket is perfect for the start of vacation season – it’s small enough to fit in both your pocket and your purse.
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I wasn’t quite sure what to think when I pulled the Oui out of it’s box and held it for the first time. Besides my Screaming O Octopus vibe, this is probably the weirdest shape toy I own. A friend suggested that it looks a little like a clam (which seems appropriate) and I think it looks like a fancy makeup thing. I’m sure a more feminine woman would have a better description than “fancy makeup thing,” but I’m sure you get the picture.

Anyways, the Oui is a “Personal Pleasure Massager” from Cal Exotics and the newest discreet vibe in my collection. This is definitely a toy that will travel – it looks very innocent and at only about ¾ of an inch wide, you could even tuck it in your pants pocket.

Besides it’s unique shape, this silver vibe is as basic as they come. It takes one AAA battery and the little black ball in the indent turns it on and off. There’s only one speed, but it’s fairly powerful and when I’m looking to get off quickly that’s really all I need. One thing I really liked was how the wide, smooth body stimulated more than just my clit. I mean, don’t get me wrong, a toy that pin-points my hot button is perfect, but I’ve got a million like that and this provided me with a different experience.

To be honest, I liked this toy best when my girl used it on my shoulders and back. While that’s not sexy, it’s the truth. It’s thin enough that she was able to put it in her palm and still use her fingers to dig in. I’ve used many a vibe in this capacity (writing about sex all day can stress a girl out!) and I have to say this is my favorite. The vibrations aren’t strong enough to make my jaw rattle and you don’t lose the intimacy of the human touch because of its size.

The Oui is made out of plastic, which can easily be cleaned with a little water and antibacterial soap, and can be used with any type of lube. It also comes with a little black pouch that can be used for storage. At under twenty bucks, this little massager is definitely one to consider.

Add this cute little vibe to your collection!

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The Jolie mini-vibe from Natural Contours is as simple as they come. Depending on what you’re looking for, this can be a really good thing or a reason to move on and look for something else. Personally, I think every woman should own a small clit vibe and this one is good and totally affordable.

This plastic vibe is only four inches long and runs on a single AA battery. In spite of that, it manages to offer a pretty strong buzz that’s good for getting off quickly or pushing you over the edge when you’re getting down and dirty with a good friend. The tip’s smooth end is pretty flat and makes it really easy to focus in on your clit and go to town. Unfortunately, it only has one speed, but at least it’s pretty powerful!

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A Pocket Rocket is one of those quintessential sex toys in my dirty book. When I was just a teenager, my best friend gave me my first and I’ve been hooked on this no frills vibe ever since.

I’ve had a few pocket rockets over the years, but I have to say that the iVibe is the best I’ve ever tried. It’s well constructed and I’ve already given it quite the workout without any problems. Despite the fact that it runs on only one AA battery, this one-speed vibe packs quite a punch. It also comes with a nubbed cap that can be used to add extra stimulation, but I actually prefer to use it without.

Everything about this external toy is simple – from inserting the battery to getting off. While I’m a huge fan of fancy gadgets and marathon masturbating, sometimes a girl just needs that a quick O to get going and this is why vibes like this one are so popular. This is not a vibe for someone who’s looking to spend a sensual evening exploring their body. This is what you grab when you’re already running five minutes late and REALLY want to get off before you leave the house. Of course, since it’s only four inches long, you could throw it in your bag and take it on the road too!
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Little and lavender. Probably two words I would have never expected to describe one of my favorite new vibes. But lo and behold, Fun Factory’s Mini Meany is definitely both little and lavender. While those two describers are dead on, I’m not exactly sure where Mini Meany got its name. Sure, it’s a pretty small vibe, coming in with a whopping 4.5 insertable inches, but Meany I don’t get… unless they are talking about the powerful buzz of this teeny toy. All the power packed into this little lavender toy could definitely classify it as one mean mini masturbator.

Unassuming and discrete, this little guy is the perfect size to pop right into a handbag or toss into a suitcase as you get your travel on (just be sure to take his triple A’s out for the ride – you definitely don’t want a security breach if he starts a-buzzing all by himself!). With three vibration patterns and multiple speeds to try, Meany is ready to take you from zero to sixty at a moment’s notice. While the vibe is a little loud when it’s just hanging out, once it’s inside your body, it’s quiet, smooth sailing all the way. And by sailing, I mean splash-proof, so take advantage (or really, let Meany take advantage of you) of a dirty dip in your shower, just be sure not to submerge him.

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I didn’t really think I was into cute toys, but I’m kind of in love with this adorable mini-vibe. It’s a little smiling caterpillar and the only Lepidoptera I’ll let in my bedroom.

For its size, this vibe packs a pretty good punch. It’s not the most powerful toy in my arsenal, but it gets the job done and is really great for playing with another. I personally think that every woman should have a small vibe they can travel with and this is the best I’ve tried so far.

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