Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Per usual we are celebrating the return of the second half of the week – bringing all the dirty news the internet have to offer right to your favorite porno blog! How lucky are you? Get ready to love that Humpday right with some Link Love! Let’s get to it!
- Bridal gown sporting a giant vulva. Bouquets are so 2010…
- Turns out porn star Sammie Spades was once one of Hilary Clinton’s interns (well, she did summer intern grunt work back in 2006 at Clinton’s Buffalo office, so yes she was an intern, but not like a White House intern or anything). (via Frisky)
- A Swiss radio station has started airing a program overnight that is pretty much supposed to be music to bang to (or as they put it “acoustic porn). This is amazing!
Though people do talk about inclusivity in porn, other than a fewinstances, the talk is only talk and we here at HMFH are super excited to see someone actually taking charge and helping differerntly-abled folks get off!
While listening to monotone erotica or volunteers describe porn they are watching in great detail may be hot to some, to most it just sounds like some god awful prank. But in reality, there wasn’t much more offered to sight-impaired folks until Lud Romano started recording.
All it took was one listen to get Romano’s mind churning with the possiblities of how he could make something better. And he did, making audio recordings of actors really acting out short erotic dramas. Sure, they aren’t nude and getting it on, but they aren’t huddled around a microphone either. and definitely no monotone allowed! Now a fully fledged company, ClickForeplay, Romano hopes to market his audio porns even more to sight-impaired audiences with the help of a national British organization for the blind.
Two thumbs up for Lud Romano!
Also, did you know that we have hot erotic stories here at HM4Her as well? Yep, we have an entire library of super sexy audio only erotica, so be sure to check it out!
Sign Language is one of the most interesting and definitely coolest (in my opnion) languages out there. While I might not be able to understand every gesture out there, I’m pretty sure I can guestimate what this animated interpreter is offering up.
Why bother with subtleties, really?
Whle we don’t see a lot of deaf/hearing impaired porn in the biz, there is one studio that uses their hands for more than just flicking clits. Deaf Bunny is the first adult company that uses deaf actors and American Sign Language in their movies. Pretty cool, huh? They also offer closed-captioning on a select few hearing pornos, as well as sign languge sex ed and safe sex training. Swooon.
French (which this video is in), on the other hand, just doesn’t do it for me.
Happy Humpday! The middle of the week has snuck up on us again and I don’t know about y’all, but I am in need of some TLC (and no, I don’t mean the channel dedicated to people with massive families – thought I do love me some Jon and Kate). The cold and general greyness of the sky is making me totally sluggish and I am conviced the days are going at slo-mo. But enough crankiness – let’s get down to what matters… sex. Break the mid-February blues and go celebrate humpday the way it is supposed to be celebrated. And masturbation definitely counts, so don’t wait around for someone else to help you party. Take matters into your own hands.
Ok, enough soap boxing about sexin’ (like I really need to), let’s get to that good old link lovin’!
- Holy lesbian lovin’ Batman, Batwoman is a dyke! There she is pictured above. And you thought she was making a fist to punch out bad guys…
- Dude, where’s my porno? Amsterdam seems to have misplaced it’s smut. I’ll bet you 10 euros that it was “accidently” taken by some wasted American frat boy fresh from the “coffeehouse” (which is pretty much 1/3 of the tourist population). (via WorldSexNews) Read the rest of this entry »
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