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Holy crap I love glass toys!

Mr. Squiggly is the most recent addition to my ever-expanding dildo collection and I have to say it’s right up there with the best of them. I could really never pick a favorite, but this is one that I’ll keep within arms reach.

This pyrex toy is designed to stimulate in a number of ways, which is great since variety is the spice of life. Both ends are insertable, and they’re different enough to experiment with both. The smaller end is more curved and I found it to be better for g-spot stim, but it is pretty small. The larger end provides a little more girth and a quicker route to the raised glass beads that I really like. When you combine all of Mr. Squiggly’s bumps and curves with the fact that glass is great for temperature play, you’ve got a toy with seemingly endless possibilities!

Pyrex is a really great material for a bunch of reasons. First, it’s really easy to sterilize because it’s a non-porous material. You can boil it for a few minutes or pop it on the top shelf of your dishwasher without any soap and you’re good to go. If you share your toys, it’s really important to make sure you sterilize them after use.

Another reason I personally love pyrex is because it retains temperature really well. If you put this wand in a bowl of hot or cold water before use, you’ll add another element to the mix.

Finally, Pyrex is really solid. If you’re never owned a glass toy, your might be a bit scared of the thought. However, pyrex is a really sturdy material that isn’t going to shatter like a drinking glass. It’s also a bit on the heavy side, which is nice.

The only negative thing I can think to say about Mr. Squiggly is that it is a bit on the small side. For me, this isn’t a problem, but if you’re all about girth, this may not be for you. Also, you should note that this glass wand should not be used for anal play because it does not have a flared base.

Mr. Squiggly is a bit expensive, but to be honest it’s relatively cheap for a Pyrex toy. If you’re looking for a dildo that looks as great as it feels, you should consider this gorgeous glass wand.

Get your own Mr. Squiggly at EdenFantasys.com.

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The Obama dildo. A little shocked, yet more suprised that it didn’t appear earlier.  Only have two comments.

1. I’m suuuper thankful it’s neither McCain nor Palin.

2. If history repeats itself, I’m hoping that this means that Obama is on his way to the White House!  (the link is the only one I could find for the Bush Butt Plug, wierdly enough.  Guess it didn’t sell…)

(via Daily Bedpost)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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I am the perfect candidate to use this starter kit, as it’s truly my first strap-on. I was a bit baffled when I first opened it due to straps flopping out at me everywhere. I got over it quick though. It is easy to step into and adjust for a perfect fit. It cups nicely around my ass cheeks and sits perfectly in front of my clit.

This is extra exciting because the kit comes with a mini bullet-vibe that fits into a little pouch on the harness. The deep purple of the harness proves to be totally sexy, while the lighter purple 100% Silicone dildo complements it perfectly. It looks very impressive on. The contrast of black straps against my pale skin was quite erotic.

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There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.

The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.
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I’d always wanted to try a suction cup dildo but was apprehensive because I like vibration with my toys. During sex with a partner, I can usually orgasm from penetration alone but when it comes to toys I definitely need that vibration. So when I saw the Emperor, I was really excited because it satisfied my need for vibration and my desire to try a suction cup toy.

I first tried it like a regular dildo while lying on my back and it was okay, nothing to write home about. I then decided to put it on my apartment floor (which I refer to in conversation as “putting the hard wood on the hardwoods”) and give it a go.

There are two things I really liked about the Emperor. One, the suction cup is surprisingly strong. I definitely didn’t have to worry about being gentle because it wasn’t going anywhere. The second thing I liked is that it filled me up. The size and girth (6.25″ total length, 1.75″ width) of the toy are what I would consider to be ideal in terms of penis size.

Here are my issues with the Emperor: first of all, it’s made of jelly rubber which means it contains phthalates. Not only are phthalates potentially dangerous for your body, they smell. I washed it a few times before use and I couldn’t make it stop smelling weird – and the smell stays on your hands, too. The vibration didn’t really do anything for me personally and in fact, it was more uncomfortable than it was pleasurable when I was on top of the toy.

The Emperor was also not waterproof and I think that this would be great fun in the shower. Oh well.

I think that when it comes to a suction cup dildo, vibration may not be the way to go – at least for me. At certain angles, it was more painful than it was pleasurable. However, with the vibration off, it was pretty enjoyable – I just had issues with the smell. For those reasons, I think the Silicone Crystal Cote is the way to go. It’s phthalate-free, non-vibrating, and waterproof. And pretty; I like pretty. It’s what a girl deserves, right?

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