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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

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The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.

This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs. It feels strong and hefty, but isn’t too heavy to handle. On one end there is a nice curved bulbous head (1.6 inches wide). The other end is curved with 4 graduated teardrop shaped bulbs (1.4, 1.2, 1 and .8 inches wide).

I definitely preferred the bigger end. The quadruple bulbed end seemed like it would be ideal for anal play. I couldn’t really tell you for sure because butt fun just isn’t my bag. The smaller teardrop end was just a bit too narrow to excite me. Plus the pointed tip was a little uncomfortable. It did, however, make for an awesome handle. By placing my fingers between bulbs I was able to remain in control which I loved! The same was true when holding the lever in reverse, but instead the big metal bulb acted like a knob. Long story short: this toy = excellent handle city.

The initial insertion of the big end definitely takes a little warm up and some lube. There is no pointed tip, so you’re essentially trying to insert a ball into your vag. It is all good once it is inside of you, you just have to take care to insert with ease. Once full on penetration is achieved, I found that the curve made it ideal for g-spot stimulation. The rocking back and forth motion felt fantastic. My only complaint is that after my super intense orgasm, it was pretty difficult to pull it out. Lots of relaxing and deep breaths were in order. Oh no, poor me. It was hard to pull the beautiful stainless steel bulb out of my pussy after my earth shattering O. Sheesh. Life is ROUGH!

Needless to say, the Stainless Pleasure Lever will definitely get thrown into my regular sex toy rotation. It is quite beautiful and follows through with function. Before I end this review I want to mention that stainless steel is perfect for use during temperature play. I didn’t use it for such (yet), but placing it in warm or cold water can change your experience completely. It was pretty cold when I first started playing with it, but it immediately heated up to match my body’s temperature. Love! While I chose not to, you could easily warm it in the palm of your hand before use if you so desire.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Stockroom.com for this gorgeous toy that I shall cherish in the dirtiest of ways for years to come.

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When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween.  I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.

For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls).  Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead.  Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!

Whether you are ready for the zombie apocalypse or not, it’s here, and it’s looking for braaaaiiiins… you know, to fuck them out.  Along with the rest of the Fleshlight Freaks dildos, Zombie is an amazingly detailed silicone cock that doubles as quite the conversation piece. Seriously, I don’t know how anyone hides these fancy dicks away!

Anyway, being silicone means that Zombie may look like it’s about to tear into pieces (like undead flesh does), but in fact, it is super sturdy and won’t wither unless the silicone is nicked (as in bitten by a renegade brain muncher) or it’s paired with silicone lube (the silicones melt each other).  This undead dick should pretty much last you most of your lifetime otherwise.  Plus, it’s hypoallergenic, body safe and non-porous, which means that it’s sterilizable and can be shared with others.

The rotten flesh adorning the Zombie’s 6.5” shaft and head (8” total, including balls) may be nice to look at, but that’s not its only job – it also works as internally stimulating rims and ridges that feel amazing when you thrust in and out.  How fitting that what makes it especially undead is exactly what makes it come alive in your vag, butt, or wherever else you are playing with the awakened dead.  And with a 5.75” circumference, this corpse-y fellow will fill you up nicely without causing you to feel stuffed in a bad way.  I will admit that the grayish color is pretty gross, but we are talking about an undead zombie cock here, so really, it’s absolutely perfect.

All in all, another deliciously disgusting win from Fleshlight.

Crave some BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS of your own with Zombie!

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We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks!  This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world.  Ok, sorry, I had to.  While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).

Blue, like the Avatar aliens (or Navi), the Alien is 7.5” from base to tip, including the balls, with 5.5” insertable length.  Circumference-wise it’s 5.5” as well, but in a shape that definitely sets it apart of other dildos I’ve encountered.  Not only is the Alien way more oval than round, it actually seems almost like two thin dicks have fused together side-by-side and are making up one super thick cock.  Or like one giant cock was flattened down a little and made more oval.  Either way, it’s one thick, blue dick!  And that’s not even the kicker!

The thing that got me the most about this dick is the curve on it.  Molded in an arch that points downward, this dildo is definitely different than any I’ve ever seen.  It’s like they took a toy that stimulates the G-spot and turned it upside-down.  It doesn’t hurt or feel bad in my vag, but it’s totally a different angle than I am used to and felt a little strange to me.  Sure, we could turn it around and it would be great for G-spot action, but we haven’t tried that yet.

I’d say if you are looking for something that might feel unique in your vag, or butt, the Alien might just do the trick.

Just like the rest of its FREAK family, the Alien is not only amazingly beautiful, it’s also made of platinum cured silicone and is super body safe and nearly indestructible (just don’t let the dog gnaw at it, or use silicone lube with it unless you have a condom on it).  The pearly blue color and the attention to each detail and bump make this a truly awesome toy to have, both on your shelf and in your pussy.  Another score from Fleshlight.

Have an ‘outer-limit’ experience yourself with Fleshlight’s Alien!

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Drac can do me any time.

This dildo from the new line of Fleshlight Freaks is more than just a pretty red cock.  It is a solid well crafted dildo that feels nice and heavy in your hands.  It is made from 100% body safe silicone for an irritation free experience.  Fleshlight makes the number one selling toy for men, so I was definitely eager to see how they fared in the ways for the man made wang.  Coming in at 6.75 inches long including the balls, 5.75 inches not including the balls and 5.5 inches around, I found Drac to be just my size – not too long, but with a slightly larger than average girth.

See those tiny little bumps and those carved out “wings”?  Yeah, they feel awesome.  The combo of the two makes for some great sensations.  When lubed up it felt a bit reptilian.  I can’t say that I’ve ever experienced anything quite like it before.  I usually find textures to be overrated, as I often don’t think they make much of a difference.  That was not the case here!

Cleaning was easy.  I thought it would be difficult to get the lube and the what-have-you’s out of the crevices, but they weren’t that deep.  I gave it a good wipe down with my 10% bleach solution and all was well.

I love Drac.  It looks great just sitting around and it definitely lives up to its good looks during actual use.   The girth is perfect, the texture is unique and it is totally body friendly.  It’s harness compatible!  I’m happy to report that Fleshlight isn’t a one trick pony.  This dildo is off the chain!

Get sucked into Drac yourself!

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Being the sensitive gal that I am, I’m pretty particular about toys that I use for G-spot play.  Too pointy and I’m annoyed.  Too small and I’m bored.  I was quite thankful the Tantus G Force did me right.

First off, I love Tantus toys because they are made from 100% platinum grade silicone and the phthalates free hypoallergenic goodness is just what my uber sensitive body needs when it comes to sex toys. I’ve never come into contact with a sub-par product from them.  All of their dildos are solid, made to last and kind to my vagina.  The G Force is certainly not the exception.

This Candy colored g-spot dildo comes in at a little over 10 inches in length and a little less than 1 ½ inches at its widest point.  I like pink, but it also comes in black.  The silicone is firm, making the toy bendable, but not malleable.  Perfect for g-spot stim!

The G Force definitely delivered.  As a solo masturbation toy, the length and easy to grip handle made it super easy to reach and stimulate my g-spot.  I didn’t have to use any awkward movements or hand positions – easy breezy all the way.  I found that sitting worked best with this one.  All bodies and g-spot placements are different (generally 1-3 inches inside the vagina), so you may very well have a different experience on that front.  The width was just right.  I prefer girthy dildos, but since I was going for g-spot play and not necessarily a filled sensation, the 1 ½ inches did me right.

So the G Force was lovely for use on my solo mission, but it rocked my world when my partner used it on me.  He was really able to get a grip on it and rock that sucker back and forth.  This seriously sent me into another world.  The combination of length, angle and firmness/flexibility really allowed him to go to town on my Grafenberg Spot.  My body clinched, flexed and contorted until I just couldn’t take any more.  Moral of the story: use the G Force with a friend.  You won’t be sad about it.

As far as cleaning is concerned: boil for less than 10 minutes or use a 10% bleach solution.  Always use water based lubes with silicone toys!  Silicone based could destroy your toy.

I recommend the G Force to anyone who likes g-spot stimulation and back bending orgasms.

Thanks SexToys.com!

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I have for years and years heard from my sex shop working peers that Lonestar by Vixen Creations is the perfect realistic dildo, and in general I agree.  Not until being offered the opportunity to review it was I faced with the difficult task of describing how and why Lonestar is indeed the crème de la crème as realistic dildos go.  I’m going to try and do that sexy fuck stick justice, but if you want to know why it’s perfect – go try it for yourself.

Lonestar is made out of an amazing double pour silicone called Vixskin that gives it both the bodysafe properties of medical grade silicone AS WELL as the realistic feel of cyberskin.  Basically there is a firm inner core of silicone that is covered with a thick and supple layer of softer silicone.  The result is an everlasting boner that both keeps it up all night (or morning, or afternoon for that matter), that is soft enough to squish into all your nooks and crannies.

In terms of size Lonestar is an impressive 6″ x 1-7/8″.  Let me help you understand that in working terms.  It is short enough that I can deep throat this guy to the balls even though I have relatively sensitive gag reflexes.  But it’s LONG enough that when it slips into my puss up to the balls I think it triggers a little known reflex that makes my eyes roll back into my head.  ‘Tis thick enough that on that first plunge in I can feel the walls of my various holes expand to accommodate it, but ‘tis thin enough that I can ride on top for hours without worrying that I’ll wake up TOO sore.  This fucker is what I like to call a “full fit”- when you’re surrounding this thing you feel both like it’s a good fit and you’re good and full.  Hmmm- oh man, I’m gonna have to get that up in me as soon as I’m done writing.  I can tell.

Besides being made from great material, and its made-to-fit-most size- Lonestar is also a player that can perform in many different situations.  You can stick this one in any hole as long as you’ve made sure it is clean.  To ensure total cleanliness before going ass to vag or ass to mouth boil it for 3 minutes before playing with those second holes.  But since the balls act as a flared base you don’t have to worry about losing this dildo up you butt in a moment of muscle spasming pleasure.  Also, the balls act like a great handle if you need to grab onto something during solo sex or if you have a play partner whose hands are slippery from pumping lube.

The only downsides, as far as I can tell, are that you can only get Lonestar in “skin tones” and I love a good sparkly, purple, or green dildo.  Also, be ready to drop a pretty penny on this amount of hot fucking.  It’ll last you a lifetime but this kind of quality sextoy is not cheap.

Ok, I think I’ve gotten myself hot and bothered enough explaining why this dildo is such a good lay.  I’m gonna go give myself an internal massage and I suggest y’all give Lonestar a try if you’re in the market for a wonderful realistic dildo.   Yeehaw!

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I took one look at this ridged cock and I just knew I had to have it!  I’m not going to lie, I’ve been reviewing sex toys for nearly 4 years now and it takes a lot to impress me.  If you are a dildo – you better have the right bells and whistles to get my attention.  And boy, oh boy, does this Good Vibes creation have everything this cynical old reviewer is looking for, and more!

Basically, the Rippler Silicone Dildo is a super firm, girthy (1 5/7”-1 7/8”) silicone cock textured with an assortment of ridges moving all along the shaft.  Not only does that sound pretty impressive on paper, it’s actually even more amazing ‘in the flesh’ and WAY more inside your flesh (har har).  While it is a little thicker and firmer (and bigger at 7 ¼”) than I am usually used to (read The Captain review for another take on my pussy and the thick/hard Good Vibes cock combo), with some extra warming up and playing, I was ready to take on each and every ridge.

And God Bless those ridges!  Whoever thought to texture this dil so perfectly definitely knows how people’s different insides function – be they vag, ass, mouth or wherever!  Once you go over one ridge, you have just enough time to get ecstatic, then come down, then go right back up in pleasure.  I swear someone was bringing mathematics into this design.  Finally, something geometry is useful for (ps. I have no idea what I’m talking about and whether geometry could even be used to figure that out.)! All I can say is once you start getting thrust into, you will beg for it not to stop.  Seriously.

As with all other high quality silicone toys, the Rippler is totally easy to clean (boil, dishwasher or 10% bleach solution), near impossible to ruin (do NOT let the dog chew on it, or use silicone lube – water-based lube only) and super body safe (phthalates?  Who needs Phthalates!?)  High five for Good Vibes for using such a fabulous material for their new line of toys.

And speaking of Good Vibes making toys, this is the second of their dildos I have reviewed, and I am definitely impressed with what they are putting out.  No more are they just the toy store hawking all the other company’s wares!  These amazing dicks will totally put Good Vibes even more on the sexy sexy map!

Oh, and did I mention the ridges?  Because they are PURE HEAVEN!

Get a Rippler Silicone Dildo of your own!

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O Captain! My Captain!  I know Walt Whitman was referring to Abe Lincoln’s assassination in the poem, but I’m appropriating it to celebrate the silicone cock that is Good Vibe’s Captain Silicone Dildo.  I mean really, a delightfully realistic dildo with girth and style – how could I not sing its praises to the world?

Before getting into my own personal stories with this cock, let’s talk about all its fabulous features, shall we?  Not only is Captain nice and thick, with a pronounced head and textured (veined) shaft, it’s 100% silicone, meaning that it is totally body safe and easy to clean.  And he has a flared base which fits perfectly into a harness and/or can be used anally (though I would not call him a beginner butt toy).  Plus, since Captain is going for a more realistic wiener look, he comes in 3 different “flesh” tones, as well as a matte black for folks not looking to go life-like.  (Also note, we do know that flesh comes in way more than 3 colors.)

I’ll be the first to admit that my first experience with the Captain definitely colored how I feel about this silicone dick.  You know those times when you get so extra excited to test out a toy that sometimes logic escapes you for a moment?  Yep, well, my partner was so giddy that I received the Captain and wanted to put it to use so badly that he didn’t really give it the good look that I needed him to give it.  You know, that look to size it up to the dick we use often – to make sure it’s somewhat the same size.  It’s not that I want all of our toys to be the same size or anything, I just need to eyeball each new toy to see what kind of prep I need.

And all I will say is that the excitement of the Captain overrode that eyeballing and it wasn’t caught that the Captain (measuring in at 7 ½” long and 1 7/8” diameter) was significantly bigger than I was used to and may or may not have done a little temporary damage.  But, I lived to tell the tale and have since really enjoyed the Captain after warming up properly each time.

For those days I am looking to go slow and get my fill (or should I say get myself filled), I know which dick I will be reaching for.  O Captain! My Captain!

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Happy Masturbation Month to all! About sixteen or so years ago, the fine folks over at sex toy shop Good Vibrations declared May to be the month that we truly celebrate all things self love. I don’t know about you, but we here at HM4Her couldn’t be more excited to bring a little extra attention to solo sexin’. To help promote the awesomeness of jerkin’ off, we thought we’d tell you about some of our favorite ‘masturbatory aids’ (don’t you just love that phrase?)!

The Pure Wand

Holy crap is this thing amazing.  Three years after reviewing it, this 1.5lb. hunk o’ stainless steel is still at the top of my toybox. Originally designed to hit the prostate (or P-Spot), it was quickly discovered that this delicious wand has the exact curvature to hit the G-Spot dead on and produce a whole lot of seriously hot female ejaculation.  I’m not sure what deal njoy Toys made with the Devil to make such an awesome toy, but I am so very thankful they did.

Hitachi Magic Wand

Speaking of wands, it’s pretty much criminal to leave out the plugged-in horsepower of the Hitachi Magic Wand.  Getting folks off for years and years, the Hitachi is a power-packed speed machine that brings one of the most intense sex toy buzzes out there.  It may be packaged and sold as a ‘massager,’ but your bits will thank you for years to come. Read the rest of this entry »

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