It Christmas time again and that only means one thing: It is time to get busy watching Christmas porn! Forget the eggnog and presents, it is all about festive dirty movies all day and night. I’ve compiled a list to make it easy on you so I hope you enjoy!
Merry Fucking Christmas -Private always comes through with instant Christmas porno classics filled with beautiful women from all over Europe. This Best Of flick features filthy dirty orgies and lots of sexy-santa-ladies. We also get treated to a scene starring the gorgeous Alletta Ocean. I hear if you stare into her eyes for too long you may never walk again.
That having Wicked Pictures pornos on HotMoviesForHer is awesome. They’re kind of the bee’s knees. Here is a free clip from 1000 Words in celebration of Wicked joining the esteemed ranks or our studio page. Yep, that is Derrick Pierce working his oral magic on a pool table. How’s that for a fantasy? Enjoy!… More
Happy Birthday to MEEEE! That’s right, your friendly neighborhood smut peddler is turning a whole year older! And not only that – I’m transitioning into a totally new decade! Yep, this perv is 30 years old today! Of course I am writing this a week early, because I took off today to celebrate the thirty years that I’ve been kickin’ it. But don’t you worry, even though I am out doing all sorts of important 30 year old things today, I left you guys a Top Five Tuesday… which is all about birthdays! Can you tell I have one thing on my mind until Sept 4th??… More
I woke up this morning feeling like total crap, so I decided that a nurse movie would be the best choice for a day like today. Of course I don’t feel like watching dirty movies in the state that I am in, but hey, I take one for the team when it comes to bringing you the best that porno has to offer. Hopefully these naughty nurses will help get me back to fighting shape!… More
If I never hear the phrase “there are no good looking guys in porn” again, it will be too soon. Seriously, every once in a while someone says that to me and it takes all the self control I have not to bitch slap some knowledge into their heads. But rather than resorting to that, I decided that I should make a gallery of super hot porno dudes that I can shove into their faces instead. Of course I couldn’t fit every single sexy man in the industry, so here is an abbreviated list of smutty studs that Ginger and I agree are extra hot, in no particular order.… More
I’ve searched long and hard for a Thanksgiving porno to review, but alas, I’ve already reviewed the only two I know (Inside Marie’s Play Place – Thanksgiving Special and Spanksgiving 3 Return Of The Spank). So instead, I’ve decided to just go with a dinner-themed movie, because if Thanksgiving isn’t about eating, I’m not sure what it is about (well, other than giving thanks, I guess). I hope you don’t mind indulging a celebration-happy smut peddler in her attempts at being festive. Now, let’s get to it!… More
I’ll admit, this one didn’t grab me right from the start like other Sex and Submission movies have in the past. The opening interview isn’t quite as revealing as they usually are. I wanted to know more about Savannah Stern’s wants and likes. One of the things I love so much about these movies is that in addition to all of the kinky rough play that goes down, we find out specifically what they like and why. She certainly wasn’t denying that she was into what was about to happen, she just didn’t seem as open about it, but her actions spoke for her.… More
Not gonna lie, the first time I saw Shane’s World movies, I wasn’t expecting a lot. I judged these movies by their boxcovers and totally chalked this studio up to being on par with some “Girls Gone Wild” college girl crap. But once I sat down and actually watched a Shane’s World flick, I realized just how wrong I was. Alright, some of their vids are a little college girl heavy, but it’s definitely not an all encompassing theme. In fact, this review pick couldn’t be further from college girls on spring break.… More
Tristan Taormino has never let me down. Whether she is bringing us instructional guides or straight up porno, her movies are always thoughtful, engaging and so freakin’ hot you need a cold shower to recover. Before even watching this latest release, I knew it was going to be amazing.… More
Satine Phoenix crosses lines. A visual artist trained in illustration, stop motion animation and more, Satine chose to bring her artistic sensiblities to the world of sex, kink and porn and offer us the most delightfully dirty and engagingly erotic movies. Whether she is bound up in ropes or sensually fucking a beautiful woman in a Sweetheart Video flick, Satine makes whatever she touches shine. Being insanely gorgeous, smart and sexy doesn’t hurt either.… More