It may be cliché, but the age-old saying is true – revenge is sweet… especially when it’s in the form of a mind-blowing orgasm! And this Reality Junkies flick is all about revenge, with five scenes featuring scorned women getting even with their slimy, cheating boyfriends. While we don’t condone cheating or revenge in real life, when it comes to porno, nearly anything (legal) is free game.… More
Really porn, how unrealistic can you get? I mean really, do you expect anyone to believe that Dane Cross is a geek? Because no matter how dorky he may act in this Sweet Sinner flick, his natural sex appeal and charm end up coming to the surface, especially when it’s Nina Hartley he is fucking. I may accept whatever fake boob or obviously embellished moan you throw my way, porn, but believing that Dane Cross is undesirable is just going too far.… More
It’s Top Five Tuesday Time and today we’re celebrating solo male masturbation! Why? Because it’s fun to watch. Also, I like it and it’s my turn to pick today’s top pornos. Read it and like it!
Meat Market – Playgirl DVD tends to bring the softer side of porn to the screen. While this isn’t my usual smut style, I like to throw it in the mix every once in a while. To know hardcore, you must know softcore, right? Gentle or not, these hunks still know how to take care of business. |
I dedicated this week’s Top Five Tuesday to one of my porno crushes, Dane Cross. I almost put this movie on the list, but I chose to reserve it for its very own porno review. One, because I have never seen him in a solo masturbation movie and two, because Chris Strokes (another one of my porno crushes) is up in the mix stroking his cock. There are a total of 10 masturbating men in Handyman Volume 4 so there is bound to be one for everyone. I am personally focusing my attention on Dane and Chris.… More
Every now and then I have to write a Top Five Tuesday post that serves my needs and likes in the porno world. I have many favorites among the performers in the industry, but I wanted to give Mr. Dane Cross some care and attention today. He is super cute in a non-traditional big beefy porn stud kind of way and he totally knows how to handle his business. He is definitely one of my porn star crushes.… More
Dane Cross is one of my long time porn crushes, so I’m always down to watch any of his movies. Being that he and Faye Regan were once a couple, I wanted to see them in action in Playgirl DVD’s Addicted To Pleasure. Playgirl’s pornos show the soft and tender side of screwing, so I was hoping to get a glimpse of some true passion and gooey-ness from these two.… More
I’m a big fan of director Eon McKai. He does a good job of mixing all around good sex (including people who are genuinely all about fucking on camera) with interesting camera angles and artistic intent. With this being said, I must admit that when I first started watching Eyelashes I was wondering if this was just an attempt at something artsy; just tossing in a magnifying glass for the shear fact of making something “different” and nothing more. I kept watching and decided to take it for what it was. I will say that at times that it was distracting and made the parts I really wanted to see harder to see. There were also times when it simply made for an interesting shot. It didn’t necessarily increase the hotness, but made it fun to look at.… More
I’m sure glad the world didn’t come to an end. If it did, I would have missed out on a ton of awesome pornos that I have yet to view. There are so many dirty movies I need to see before the end of days, but I managed to narrow it down to the five I’d have to squeeze in before everything comes to an end.… More
Alright, so it’s true, I have a total hard on for embarrassing T.V. programming. While I don’t watch it as much anymore, for a while there I was a bit of a Wife Swap junkie. There isn’t much I’d rather do on a lazy Sunday afternoon than go through a DVR full of wives switching places and learning life lessons from other families.… More
I’m here to inject some hot girl-boy action into this week’s Dinah Shore lesbo-rama madness.
The criteria for this week’s porno review: The movie had to star Ashley Blue and it had to be directed by her husband, Dave Naz. This wasn’t for any deep social experiment; I’m just a fan of their work. This was easy enough, but when I came across Turbo Rock, starring Ashley Blue, April Flores and Dane Cross I looked no further.… More