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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Candidate

Dana Vespoli is a fucking genius! The last flick I watched from Dana also happened to be a Sweethearts Video title called Lefty that I completely went ape shit over (review here), and following up with The Candidate was exactly what I needed. The plot is beyond captivating, nothing new for my fellow Dana fanatics, the acting is so spot on you once again forget you’re watching a porno, something I really value, and, of course, the sex is great. The Candidate is situated in today’s hostile and terrifyingly politically charged good ole U S of A. Sounds incredibly sexy right!?

Scene 1 – Penny Pax & Casey Calvert

When we open, Democratic Senator Jen Hanlon is in position to be the first woman president of the United States of America, and her ad is playing on TV. From the very beginning you’re going to get this parody because Dana wastes no time setting up parallels. Senator Hanlon can’t help but remind one of Hillary Clinton with the sexy swag that only Brandi Love can bring, but before you even see her the message is going to sound very familiar. “The usual liberal bullshit”, which we’re reminded of by Republican Senator Trip Mathis (played by the convincing Alec Knight), as he so gently puts it before rambling about some clip of him shaking an oriental’s hand missing from his own ad. Right away he’s annoying as fuck (his name is Trip for crying out loud!). Well done Mr. Knight!

Also right away, we get a sort of stick-it-to-the-douche-homophobe-Republican-know-it-all-white-dude moment when it becomes obvious that Senator Mathis’ daughter, Penny Pax (yes, her beautiful breasts are also here!) is a lesbian fucking her best friend, Casey Calvert, right under his nose in his own house (reminds me of some fun times). Casey mentions Senator Hanlon’s new and highly effective campaign ad and the two briefly discuss Penny’s pop before clearing their heads and doing the nasty. I haven’t seen Pax’s big bouncy boobs in a while, so when the pair began taking their clothes off I couldn’t wait. I was so anxious that I seriously think my favorite part of the entire scene was when Casey put both of Penny’s tits in her mouth, a challenge I more than welcome, and gave a quick motor boat. I flipped! I really, really like Penny’s boobs…

Anyway, the sex throughout the scene was pretty basic as far as positions go. Casey started off by fondling Penny for a while before eating her asshole out and fingering her to god knows how many orgasms. It’s Penny’s turn, and she flips Casey over returning the favor with a really sloppy head job that is sure to turn on, and a little dirty talk. They 69 which briefly turns into Penny sitting on Casey’s face because the tongue game is that strong, and at one point I thought she was going to have to jump down, but she rode Casey’s face all the way to the bank and cashed in with a huge thank you in the form of fingers and lips. It was crazy hot for a first scene.

Scene 2 – Brandi Love & Julia Ann

Finally we get to meet Senator Hanlon. She’s being interviewed by Dana Vespoli about her recent heroic act where she ran into a burning school building and saved a bunch of kids from horrible fire death. Turns out her instincts just kicked in and her years of volunteer fire work under her fire chief dad more than paid off. Not only did she save lives, but the publicity she’s getting is right on time and to top things off she gets to go home and sleep with Julia Ann…Julia fucking Ann! Have you ever seen Brandi Love and Julia Ann in the same room together, let alone kissing and touching all over each other!? It’s better than paradise and it’s happening! I mean, look at them up there. You can’t tell me that isn’t a sexy overload. The only thing that threw me slightly off was Julia literally rolling into the room in a wheelchair. Dana, the subtleties are not lost on me! Mostly though I wanted to see if Julia would be able to stay in character with Brandi undressing and sucking on every inch of her body. Getting her on the bed was the toughest challenge I saw in the near future, and my dreams of watching it go down were cut short by editing. I get it though…

What I didn’t expect was the level of sensitivity the wheelchair introduced into the scene. Senator Hanlon loves and respects her partner and it’s obvious in the extra care she demonstrates while undressing and caressing her. It’s also apparent through their words. In-between kissing we learn that the two gorgeous women have been together for quite some time and the passion is still incredibly strong in their relationship. There are millions of ways to introduce sensitivity into a movie scene, especially a lesbian plot-based scene, but the wheelchair was different, creative, and effective. As Brandi gently kisses down Julia’s body it’s easy to get lost in this fake-relationship (see what I did there) and forget this isn’t just a love scene in a made-for-TV flick. I always appreciate when a porno takes me out of the normal porno element and makes me forget where I am, and Dana is great at it. The chemistry really makes this scene and watching it was just as fun.

Both of these experienced women know their way around the female body and they’re comfortable in theirs so the sex is going to be exactly what you’ve come to expect from a Sweethearts title. Brandi is super focused on pleasing Julia, paying attention to every little detail, ensuring she hit all the right spots at just the right moment. Since Julia’s legs don’t work, it kind of forces the pair into moments of scissoring that will force you over the edge. The position is pretty sexy itself, throw these two moaning, making sexy time faces, bumping clits with juices running down every which way into the mix and yeah, it’s a good time! There was a slightly awkward mostly chuckle-worthy part where Julia wants to taste the Senator so Brandi kind of rolls her over and she flaps on her stomach. It made me smile.

After all the lovemaking is over shit gets real, typical for a Dana Vespoli flick, with Julia letting the Senator know she thinks it’s time to come out of the closet and there’s no better place to do it than the LGBTQ rally she’s due to speak at. Possible future prez brings up a good point though. Yeah, while it does seem disingenuous to speak at the rally and not come out as a lesbian, she’s been in the public eye for a really long time without revealing that part of her identity and it could be seen as an attention grab. Plus, she’s a woman running for president! We already know how hard that is and that people will still rather see a crazy too-damn-tan-for-his-own-good man with no political background over an experienced and qualified woman, but hey, I just write about porn…

Scene 3 – Brandi Love & Bree Daniels & Uma Jolie

Meanwhile back at the rich boys club, Senator Mathis sends his campaign manager on a hunt for dirt on his competition, and man is it good dirt! Senator Hanlon made a sex tape back in college with two of her sorority sisters and the shit is out! After locating and securely hiding my college tape fun times (I plan to run as Kanye’s VP next go round – anyone can win right?) I was back to being glued to the screen. Senator tight-ass is stressed all the way out while Trip, who I’m waiting on to trip over something at some point in this movie, loves every minute of watching it. It’s a damn good threesome to say the least! Bree Daniels and Uma Jolie are hot as fuck and make the perfect DTF sorority sisters for a young freaky Senator Hanlon.

I love how the sex starts instantly in this scene. Before you know it Bree Daniels’ sexy redhead ass is sitting on Brandi’s face while Uma sucks her off. I always preach of balance is key in threesomes (and life) and without it the experience doesn’t come across as fun and exciting. You don’t have to worry about that this time around. Every woman in this scene is sucked, fucked, fingered, fondled, kissed, and licked to the point of no return and back again. I think Uma got it the best while in the pile-driver position with Bree fingering her pussy non-stop and Brandi working steadily on her clit. By the end of it all I think I was more exhausted than they were…

Scene 4 – Karlie Montana

Senator Hanlon neither confirms nor denies she’s on the sex tape (we all know what that means) but stands firm on her stance about slut shaming and attempts to divert everyone away from consensual adults fucking on tape to matters of poverty and the education system, you know, shit that matters. She even gives the press a “good day” at the end of her speech. Senator Mathis is still eating this up while giving his take on the sex tape, while Hanlon is explaining things to her wifey boo and trying to figure out how to clean up her image.

In what I’m considering a celebratory move, Senator Mathis calls over a friend who I’d put at least 50 bucks on as an escort (rich man’s prostitute) and has himself a nice glass of liquor while watching her masturbate. Solo scenes fascinate me for a variety of reasons but I found myself more than the usual turned on during this one. The music is sexy, Karlie Montana is hot as fuck, the lingerie is even spot on; this scene just sets the perfect mood. Watching Karlie strip-tease and grind her body up against the bed could have lasted for hours as far as I’m concerned. The heels were a little dangerous in my opinion, but still, great scene and great scene placement. That Vespoli is really something man.

Scene 5 – Kira Noir & Lyra Louvel

Holy shit! I haven’t even dried my fingers when in walks Senator Mathis’ daughter to see Senator Hanlon and my jaw hit the floor. I don’t trust it. Either her pop put her up to something or he’s about to get fucked over major by his blood. Turns out Penny agrees that what her father is up to as far as dragging Hanlon through the mud is wrong, and wanted to come to apologize for his actions. She also reveals she’s a lesbian, a Democrat, and voting for the opposition. Trip is in world war 3 and doesn’t even know it! I almost feel bad for the guy. That conversation ends rather pleasantly and I feel pretty confident Penny will figure out the right time and place to talk to her father, if she ever gets home safely. Just as I thought shit seemed to be getting sketchy, Penny is snatched up and turns up dead the next morning. Dana always know how to keep that mood going…

Now Trip is all fucked up, and I’m all fucked up, and the mood is all fucked up. Plus Penny Pax fake-dead is not a fun thing to see. Dana brings it back to focus by letting this story take us into our 5th and final scene featuring my favorite at the moment, Kira Noir, and the lovely Lyra Louvel. Poor Senator Trip is trying to drown his sorrows in alcohol and lady juices, so he invites these two sex divas over to get it on while he watches (does Dana think Trump can’t get it up and that’s why he’s obsessed with beauty and what can be seen, or is that just me?). Again, we’re right into the sex of it all, but not long before the action starts, Senator Mathis gets up and leaves. I get it. I know I’m watching a porno and sex is the main objective here but something about this scene just felt too soon. I know nobody really died, but you get pulled into the story so deeply that help but feel the plot.

Being the professional I am, I pushed through the hard times and found myself incredibly turned on by Kira and Lyra as well as the dark contrasted theme of the scene. Lyra goes down on Kira first, making her squirm and moan, then the favor is returned and Lyra’s bush was cool to see. Everybody is always so manicured these days. Anyway, they trade clit-jobs for a while before scissoring to multiple orgasms (I swear Kira was fucking Lyra no strap necessary at one point!), but my favorite part was (and usually always is) when the hitachi was pulled out. That thing is powerful, and watching women having orgasm after orgasm with their bodies shaking completely out of control is beyond intoxicating, especially when the women are this hot. Even their moans were enough to push me over the edge. The sex was light and playful in this scene and I’m happy I stuck around for it. At one point Lyra is teasing Kira and Kira responds with a huge laugh “you fucking bitch…” Now that’s when you know you’re having a good time and doing it the right way. I wonder if they even noticed Trip bounced way earlier…

So dig this crazy ass drama going on… Senator Mathis’ own campaign manager killed his daughter. He knew the Senator’s daughter was gay and followed her to Senator Hanlon’s hotel room. He probably thought they fucked and wanted to talk to her in an attempt to protect the Senator. Seeing him behind bars was gratifying but I wish somebody punched him in the face before all was said and done. To keep things moving, Hanlon won the election, Mathis congratulated her on inauguration day, and they even had a heart-to-heart about her last conversation with his daughter. My only beef was the way Hanlon came out during her acceptance speech. Something about it felt sneaky to me, like she couldn’t do it unless she was already elected and they couldn’t take it back. That’s more like a personal problem than an actual critique, but it stuck with me during her final words. Don’t you love with a porno makes you think!?

The Candidate is another classic Dana Vespoli and Sweetheart Video can add to their vault of hits. The story is rooted in real life and completely captivating, and the acting drives the whole thing. I was so intrigued by the acting in fact that I reached out to Brandi Love for a quote on what it was like playing a Democrat when she’s so openly and publicly conservative, to which she replied via Twitter “I LOVED the part! Reminded me that there are a number of issues where I’m comfortably left of center.” And it left me with a feeling of hope people. That’s right, porn gave me hope! At the end of the day, it’s up to us regular everyday citizens to let the government know how we feel, and Brandi Love’s acting and role in this movie reminded me that the only responsible way to do that is issue by issue. Alright, I’ll stop preaching, but real shit, check out The Candidate, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1, and let me know what you think of porn, politics and Penny’s precious boobs! You stay classy, horny people.

Writers Roundup: Best of 2016

At the end of each calendar year, the adult industry typically reflects on the past year’s releases in the form of award nominations. At HotMoviesForHer, we consider ourselves the experts of all things XXX, and with our unique and differing perspectives on the content we see each day, the staff writers decided to nominate our own personal choices for some already-established award categories, and some categories that we came up with ourselves. Take a look below to see what we’ve hand-selected as the best of XXX in 2016.

@JudyHologram

abelladanger2016Female Performer of the Year: Abella Danger and Sara Luvv

It’s a toss up between Abella Danger and Sara Luvv. They’re both great performers who are tons of fun to watch, and they consistently pick great projects to work on.

Male Performer of the Year: Manuel Ferrara

I know he’s already won like 1000 times, but I’ve gotta stick with Manuel Ferrara. The man could generate sexual chemistry with a chia pet. Her scene with Abella Danger in her Hard X showcase, Abella, was truly phenomenal.

Best New Starlet: Kira Noirkiranoir2016

Kira Noir really stood out for me this year. She has a look that’s really hard to find in this industry, and she carries herself with a ton of maturity. I consistently have to remind myself that she really is a newbie and that she’s not an industry veteran.

cindyqueenofhell2016Trans Performer of the Year: River Stark

I have to go with River Stark for her performance in Transition. It was a powerful, semi-autobiographic performance that I think is really helping to change the landscape of trans-porn.

Best Feature Movie: Cindy Queen of Hell

I love seeing big passion project from people who really love their work. The first scene with Joanna Angel, Xander Corvus, and Small Hands is particularly awesome.

Best Gonzo Movie: Girl/Boy 2

Girl/Boy 2 from Dana Vespoli just really blew me away. A very close second would be Abella, the Abella Danger showcase from Hard X.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Siouxsie Q and Julia Ann

Siouxsie Q and Julia Ann  did stellar work on the No On Prop 60 campaign, and they really deserve more gratitude than we could ever give them!

Best Team Effort: Stoya and Kayden Kross

Stoya and Kayden Kross’s Trenchcoat X is all the gloriously arty smut that I’ve ever dreamed of, resulting in the candy colored Brett Rossi is Delicious!

Best Indie Movie: Glitter and Gold

These two really go hand in hand, so I’m going to pick 2 and go with Glitter and Gold.

@AndiScribe

Female Performer of the Year: Samantha Bentleysamanthabentley2016

Samantha has performed in several films this year, but I am most fond of her crazy character in Hard in Love I & II. She’s been writing a lot about the industry for mainstream publications, which has helped to give a non-porn audience an honest and intelligent look at the work she does.

Male Performer of the Year: Jean Val Jean

Jean Val Jean has been around for awhile, but recently he has made a huge comeback with Erotica X and Tushy scenes. Also, his scene with Joanna Angel in Dominantly Submissive was excellent.

christianacinn2016Best New Starlet: Christiana Cinn

Christiana Cinn started in late 2015, and she already has over 30 scenes to her credit with some of the biggest studios in the game.  She has a ton of creative vision and talent, and I hope to see much more of her next year. Although, I think many people will say Melissa Moore may get the nod this year due to her scary similarity to last year’s Female Performer of the Year, Riley Reid.

Trans Performer of the Year: Michelle Austin

Michelle Austin has worked her butt off this year as a performer, director, and studio owner.  She has also been forthcoming with her own work on her body, mind, and soul through social media and advocacy.

Best Feature Movie: Sugar Babies

Sugar Babies from Pretty Dirty studio. I am not writing any spoilers, but this was messed up and super hot. Best movie of the year, if you’re into dark and inappropriate relationships, which is what makes this studio really great.

Best Gonzo Movie: Anal Encores

Anal Encores from Mike Adriano Media. Newcomer Zelda Morrison’s scene with Mike is not to be missed.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Chanel Preston

It was great to see the industry come together to fight Prop 60, and there are a lot of people that were very vocal, reached out to fans and mainstream media, and really educated the masses on the issues. Chanel Preston held APAC together when it could have fallen apart. She pushed through with her team, and continued to expand membership and outreach.

Best Team Effort: Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway

Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway for Severe Sex films. This husband and wife team work with extremely talented performers, they were instrumental in the fight against Prop 60, they genuinely want the industry and everyone in it to be informed, safe, and have a good time, and their scenes always make me feel like they are having the most fun out of anyone in the biz.

Best Indie Movie: Femdom Fatale 5

Julie Simone‘s Femdom Fatale 5  because I need more unicorn anal play in my life!

@ExplicitBridget

Female Performer of the Year: Sara Luvvsaraluvv2016

For me, 2016 was the year of Sara Luvv. Everywhere I seemed to look, Sara dominated the major releases from virtually every studio out there. One of the biggest releases of the year, Babysitting the Baumgartners, showcased Sara’s ability to deliver incredible performances for both lesbian and straight scenes. She’s a truly dynamic star that continues to rise through the ranks of the industry into fan-favorite status.

Male Performer of the Year: Mick Blue

He’s won the title in years past, but Mick Blue continues to lead the male performer pack in my opinion. With his studio BAM Visions as a standout new brand for Evil Angel and his work with every other major studio under the sun, watching a Mick Blue scene was almost unavoidable this year, not that anyone would want to avoid the raunchy Austrian sweetheart!

lyralaw2016Best New Starlet: Lyra Law

We were introduced to the stunning Lyra Law in 2016, and I couldn’t have been more mesmerized by her performances. Whether performing as a Domme or as your more typical porn video-vixen, Lyra put her own sexy spin on being a California beachy blonde. Her scenes alongside real-life beau Michael Vegas were especially titillating for me because I could tell their chemistry was 100% authentic.

Trans Performer of the Year: Nina Lawless

I saw a whole lot of Nina Lawless this year, and I liked it! The super-fit Mexican hottie made waves working with almost every trans-friendly studio in the industry this year. Not only is her work ethic impressive, but so too is her range. Nina can be a sultry scene partner when she tops or bottoms, but she can also be a merciless Dominatrix during her kinkier shoots.

Best Feature Movie: Little Red – A Lesbian Fairytalelittlered2016

Girlsway is constantly killing it with their feature releases, but Little Red really took the cake for me this year. Inspired by the classic fairytale of Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red somehow turned a children’s classic into a raunchy lesbian romp that kept pretty true to the plot of the original story… as much as was possible without involving an actual wolf.

Best Gonzo Movie: Dirty Talk 3

Manuel Ferrara‘s series Dirty Talk is a pretty sensual take on the POV genre, and for that reason alone I love it. With each starlet beginning their scene by giving the camera “bedroom eyes” while telling Manuel exactly what they want to do to him, it’s a pretty intimate and sexy moment. This series is unique and doesn’t get enough credit in my opinion, but the third installment is especially my favorite just because some of my favorite stars are in it: August Ames, Abella Danger, Karlee Grey, and Briana Banks! Doesn’t get hotter than that.

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Best Activist/Advocate: Andre Shakti

It’s one thing to work in the adult industry and face all of society’s unwanted morality and criticism for your career choice, but it’s quite another to face all of that unwanted backlash and use your voice to fight for your rights as a sex worker. This year, Andre Shakti stood up for her and her fellow sex workers’ rights writing for multiple mainstream publications like Cosmopolitan and VICE, and also had the courage to pose for the cover of The New York Times Magazine for a piece debating whether or not sex work should remain 2016-12-20_14-03-47criminalized. Through her myriad of thoughtful pieces, Andre Shakti exposes the reality of working as a queer sex worker in a climate that still views her lifestyle as overwhelmingly taboo.

Best Team Effort: Anikka Albrite & Mick Blue

I love a good power couple, and Anikka and Mick are probably the closest thing to Beyonce and Jay Z that the adult industry is going to get. Between managing their new Evil Angel studio, BAM Visions, and continuing to churn out scorching scene-after-scene for every other popular studio in existence, Anikka and Mick keep themselves busy in the best way possible: doing what they love!

Best Indie Movie: FUCK THEM ALL

From indie porn studio Bleu Productions, FUCK THEM ALL really struck me as a fun and unique take on queer porn. Starring FTM trans performer Kay Garnellen, Kay travels through dark, erotic fantasies that ultimately lead him to an explosive gender-fluid orgy that is not to be missed!

For more award-winning movie suggestions, check out our 2017 AVN Awards category. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter @hotmoviesforher!

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

lefty-coverLefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than family as he retired from the force and took on the role of her full time trainer/manager. Now, Lefty is undefeated, has enough money to buy Floyd Mayweather AND the Money Team, and is dating pornographic actress Alexis Texas, whom she fucks regularly in her huge ass mansion. That’s a dream come true for anyone! I really appreciate the way the movie opens. It got me hype like I was getting ready to watch an actual boxing match. Plus Dana isn’t wearing any makeup in this flick and nothing turns me on more than a naturally beautiful woman. I know it’s been said before but anyone can look good in some tight jeans and heels with a little makeup applied, but if you can rock oversized sweats, or in this case boxing gloves and shorts wearing a sports bra and no face paint, you’re fucking gorgeous, no question about it. Dana is fucking gorgeous!

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Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli & Alexis Texas

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Right away we start off with sex, which I love (we’ll pay for it later though…). No talking now that we have the back story, and we can assume Lefty, played by Dana, won the fight she was preparing for in the opening because she’s laying back on the bed chilling without a care in the world. Boo thing Alexis walks in wearing a tight red dress made for taking off and strips right in front of her champion. Before you read any further I would like to ask for you to take a moment of silence to just appreciate all that ass Alexis Texas throws Dana’s way. Just look at that picture up there! That girl should be thanked for carrying that around with her all day. Good Lawd I love it! You can easily see why the first thing Lefty did was grab a handful of that beautiful butt and hold on for dear life. I could stare at it for hours…hell, I did stare at it for hours.

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They kiss and fondle and all that good stuff before Lefty goes down on Alexis and licks her pussy until she cums. Only 11 minutes in and we already have an orgasm. Gotta love that! The initial moaning from Alexis feels forced in my opinion, but it’s easy to hear when Lefty starts hitting all the right spots. Alexis returns the favor by going down on her champion which causes Lefty to tense up and grab for pillow and sheets and all of the above. Even better Alexis smothers her face completely in Lefty’s pussy with her ass high up in the air twerking. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be the one getting head or the one standing behind that booty with the way Alexis was working it. After watching Lefty’s body quiver with orgasm spasms I quickly decided I like to be the one getting head propped up a little so I could see her ass too. She definitely has one you can see from behind. Then this shit happened and I don’t know if I was more horny or jealous…

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They’re trying to kill me and it’s just the first scene! Imagine being under that. It’s probably like a waterfall from heaven. I can’t lie, I got a little upset with Dana for not switching lives with me at this point. Look at that view. Look at Alexis’ pussy lips. You know that shit is just dripping! You can tell by how wide open Lefty’s mouth is, making sure she catches everything. To be just a fly in the room that day would have been torture. I want in! Anyway, they go back and forth one more time making each other cream. They finger fuck and touch and grind and all that good stuff but nothing tops mount Texas sitting on Lefty’s face…nothing!

Scene 2 – Julia Ann & Bree Daniels

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You see that woman up there? That’s a woman who is about to have her world collapse around her in a matter of minutes. As you can see, Lefty is scheduled for a fight but there’s no Sully around. Then the phone rings and it ain’t good news. Sully died and took all Lefty’s optimism and will to fight with him. She goes into complete shutdown mode and disappears from the world of boxing and longtime girlfriend Alexis Texas. It’s to the point where her own friends don’t even know where she is. I get it though. The only adult/father figure she’s ever known, the guy who helped mold her into the larger than life success story that she is, is gone just like that. Sad shit man, really sad shit. Are you horny? Yeah, me either…

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Flash forward however many years and here’s Erin, played by Bree Daniels, a cute young journalist trying to make a name for herself at a magazine company, in bed with her ex-professor/current partner Julia Ann. Earlier that day she pitched an idea to her boss that she’s really excited about. Turns out another female boxer, Hernandez, has been knocking bitches out left and right for a while and wants to retire. Only problem is she wants to retire on top and the only way you can do that is to beat the best. She calls out Linda “Lefty” Lumaban in a press conference in a sort of publicity stunt/challenge (thanks for all you did for the sport, Ali!) but nobody knows where the champ is. Erin wants to find Lefty and convince her to fight while also doing an interview, but in order to do that she has to first find and interview those from Lefty’s past, including the still performing Alexis Texas. Julia is cool with that, but wants to leave a lasting impression on her young girlfriend to help discourage any temptation that might come with the territory of interviewing a sexy ass porn star.

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As you can tell from the look on Erin’s face, Julia is doing a damn good job. After a minute or two of sensual kissing, neck nibbling, and light petting, all of which lasted too long for my taste, Julia lays her young tender down on her back and does things with her tongue that incite eye rolls, funny faces, and the calling out of a particular deity. When it’s time to return the favor Erin does exactly what I would do if left alone in a room with a naked Julia Ann…go straight for those titties! For all the time spent kissing and touching one would think the boobs would get more than just the usual grope and nipple lick, but sadly that’s all we get. I think 30 seconds of motor boating would have been fantastic but I’m very bias. Anyway, Julia’s body is amazing and Erin does everything she can, hitting all the right spots, to make it squirm and shake with orgasmic pleasure.

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As slow as parts of this scene seemed at times, I absolutely loved watching Julia take control and send her young thang’s body through the works. This time she fingers Erin to an earth shattering orgasm that I swear I felt in my lady parts! And to top things off she asks “Who’s pussy is it?” while Erin can hardly control her spasms let alone speak. You know how you can tell when a woman is trying to force an orgasm? Maybe she’s tightening her and pushing her abdominal muscles or something like that? Well, this is not one of those times. Julia makes young tender cum over and over again and it was so hot I didn’t even mind the extra kissing and rubbing at the end. This is the type of sex that puts you straight to sleep after you bust a nut and I definitely was worn out afterwards.

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Scene 3 – Alexis Texas & Dani Daniels & AJ Applegate

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Erin is able to catch up with the still performing and still gorgeous Alexis Texas and learns a few things about the elusive Lefty, but with Texas sitting there fully naked save for a skimpy robe, I have no clue how she was able to stay focused. Maybe all that good Julia Ann lovin’ really did work. Texas tells Erin how much of a sweetheart Lefty was and how when they met at an after party in Vegas it was love at first sight. She explains that while Lefty could be very romantic and thoughtful, she was never really one to let others in, she was always a guarded person, but after Sully’s death she completely shut down and shut everyone who cared about her out of her life. My ears perked up when Erin asked what role Texas played in Lefty’s life to which she replied…

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Look at that beautiful shit! You got Lefty sitting there with a black eye looking all badass sexy with Alexis Texas on her arm and 2 strippers/playthings, Dani Daniels and AJ Applegate, ready and willing to do whatever is asked of them. Talk about the good life! What ensues is an above average threesome that looked like tons off fun for everyone involved. My only complaint is that they could have found better fake money to use in the beginning of the scene.

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Texas gets most of the initial attention with Daniels giving her head while Applegate sucks her tits, but just like with most threesomes, one participant kind of gets ganged up on and in this one, that lucky person is Daniels. After sucking Texas off, Daniels finds herself in an interesting sandwich. She’s now attempting to give Applegate head while pro clit sucker Texas is making it very difficult for her to do so. If her moans are any indication, Texas was back there putting in work! Applegate and Texas team up again on Daniels, this time with Texas sitting on her face and Applegate eating her pussy. Texas’ ass on your face is enough to push anybody over the edge, but from the sound of things Applegate knows her way around a coochie too.

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This threesome is definitely balanced with no one truly being left out, but after a while I found myself feeling a little bad for Applegate. It seemed like she wasn’t getting as much love as everybody else, but that feeling quickly went away after watching her get more attention. Alexis Texas licks her pussy while Daniels licks her asshole a few times and from the look of things, it was well worth the wait. Whenever you end with a smile on your face you can definitely call that experience a success.

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Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli & Bree Daniels

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Remember how I told you we’d pay for the quick action in scene 1? Well, the time to pay up is now. There’s A LOT of dialogue before we see any tits and ass, but in the movie’s defense it’s all important to the plot in developing the viewer’s understanding of Lefty and everything she’s been through, from the highs to the lows. I wasn’t very horny during any part of it, but I found myself completely wrapped up in the plot to the point where I almost forgot I was watching a porno, and I really enjoyed myself. Shit gets really real again though too, so be prepared for some sadness.

Initially Erin has a hard time tracking the whereabouts of one Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, but when she gets a call from one of Lefty’s old sparing partners her luck changes. Alec, the old sparring partner, tells Erin that he knows where Lefty lives and is more than willing to share the info with her as long as she promises to convince Lefty to fight Hernandez in an effort to prove to herself that she can win without Sully. Of course, Erin makes the impossible promise and shows up at Lefty’s house unannounced with phone/tape recorder app in hand. Naturally Left isn’t happy when she walks up to find a stranger sitting in her yard and after finding out what she is there for she looks ready to throw a quick left jab Erin’s way. Lefty doesn’t seem willing to get back in the ring, despite maintaining her conditioning as evidenced by the boxing shoes sitting in front of her door, and Erin doesn’t push the issue too much. Instead, she agrees to leave her alone, but only after reading a quote from Sully in an interview he did years ago. She reads an excerpt that basically says the talent was always in Lefty, Sully just needed to polish and focus it, and you can tell it’s getting to Lefty. She’s starting to listen. From here we get to see Lefty visit the old gym, meet with some trainers and old friends, including Alec, and decide to fight Hernandez after all.

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Lefty eventually agrees to sit down for an interview with Erin and eventually they fuck, but stay with me for now. This interview actually turns out to be somewhat groundbreaking as Lefty lets Erin in and gets more personal than she would have in the past. She reveals that (get ready for the sadness people, there’s gonna be tears in the cum after this one) when Sully found her she wasn’t fending off a strange attacker but actually her pimp who knocked her up. Right! Not horny at all right now! She beat the crap out of him and stayed out of the streets with Sully’s help, and gave her daughter up for adoption because of her age and not being able to provide for her. Now you see why she was so close to Sully and why she never let anybody in. Right here, Dana Vespoli’s acting really shines. It’s no secret she can act as she’s been in in countless plot features before, but this one really got to me, probably because it’s such a sad story and really brings a lot of issues to the forefront. After seeing how vulnerable Lefty is, Erin reveals that growing up she watched her pop beat up on her mom (I’m totally out of the mood at this point and don’t think it’s possible to get back in) and looked to Lefty as a role model for courage and inspiration after everything she did for women in combat sports. This interview was a lot for everybody involved, including me, because now we get a much needed bathroom break for Erin who takes the opportunity to splash water on her face. Same thing I did to wipe away the tears.

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Finally, we get some sex! Out of nowhere, they start making out in the bathroom doorway and the kissing has intent behind it which is always cool to watch. They make out for a while, just like in the 2nd scene, but this time it felt necessary, like this was the pair getting to know each other or something. Erin takes control when clothes come off, laying Lefty on her back and kissing her way down her body until to reaches Lefty’s pussy. She licks her pussy like she’s fucking her idol, which is a big nod to Bree. She stays in character even with the sex, and in a feature where the acting is crucial to the movie you have to appreciate that. Plus, she makes Dana grab bed sheets and nut all over the place! Lefty definitely returns the favor when Erin sits on her face. I’m pretty sure she came at least 2 times while up there, and watching her lose control of her body again was priceless. I kept my eyes on her torso almost the entire time in sheer amazement that 1. her body could handle all that convulsing without skitzing the fuck out for real, and 2. at how much of a workout she was getting. I know sex is a great way to exercise but this is better than the ab belt thingy they’re always selling on daytime TV!

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After that pure pleasure overload, Erin kisses Lefty as if to say “thank you” which would be the right thing to do at this point. They get into a really sexy position where they’re face to face on their knees and begin to fondle each other. I can’t even explain the excitement this brought into my life! Erin sucks Lefty’s nipples while fingering and fondling her clit which naturally sends Lefty completely over the deep end and the result is a bunch of sexy yet funny faces that you can tell are just straight up bodily reactions and the whole thing is intoxicating. They flip one more time and Erin gets yet another workout as Lefty licks and sucks her pussy, swallowing all the cum in the process.

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The couple kisses until the scene fades and then we get to watch brief clips of Lefty at the gym training and getting pumped and taped up in the locker room before the big fight. She takes a moment and, I’m guessing, says a few words to Sully looking on from the afterlife, and gets ready to hit the ring when in walks new boo, and successful journalist, Erin with a surprise for the champ. She found her daughter and brought her to the match. Not sure I’d want my daughter to watch me get hit in my face the first time we meet, but Lefty’s the best in the business for a reason and she kicks Hernandez’s ass. We never do know if Hernandez put off retirement or not.

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I thoroughly enjoyed Lefty. The sex was exactly what you would expect from Sweetheart and Dana Vespoli, and the plot was beautifully written, but what really did it for me was the acting. Everyone sold their character and brought the emotion of the story to life. As a viewer you can’t ask for much more than that.

Check out Lefty here and comment below to let me know what you think.

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Girl/Boy 2 Review

Girl/Boy 2 BoxcoverWhen Girl/Boy 2, the latest from performer/director Dana Vespoli, hit HotMoviesForHer on June 8th, it created a mini sensation in the office. To be honest, it feels new, important, and valuable. Other studios and directors have been exploring gender for years, but the backing of industry leader Evil Angel allows Girl/Boy 2 to reach and influence new audiences. Vespoli builds on the themes of gender fluidity of 2013’s original Girl/Boycasting genderqueer, trans, and cis stars, including the original FTM pornstar Buck Angel in his first ever mainstream straight scene with the stunning Valentina Nappi. Where Girl/Boy used a lot of dialogue between mostly cisgendered performers to communicate gender fluidity, Vespoli allows the performers’ bodies and actions to speak for themselves in Girl/Boy 2, resulting in a powerfully quiet and erotic work of art.

 

Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree

Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree

As a huge Bowie fan, I was absolutely thrilled that Dana Vespoli (one of my favorite directors and performers) would do a tribute to Bowie in Girl/Boy 2. Bowie played with gender his entire career, from his Ziggy Stardust persona to the Thin White Duke. He played with stereotypes, theatrical tropes, and sexual identity. Who doesn’t like a masculine body in a tight-fitting dress? If this is your thing then you will love Markus’ look as the Aladdin Sane character, and Dana with an altered Ziggy mask.

Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree

Dana takes the lead as she brings Markus deep in her mouth, but as they start to have sex Markus takes back the dominant position. At times Dana is submissive and pleads with Markus, and at other times she is definitely in charge. Just like the Starman, Dana and Markus create a scene in which they ask the audience what it means to be a boy or a girl. Is it how we like to have sex, or is it the clothes we wear? While there is no definitive answer, watching the shifting dynamics in this scene was really fun.

Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree

-Andi

Scene 2 – Venus Lux and Sovereign Syre

Sovereign Syre and Venus Lux

When Judy asked if we could do a group review of Girl/Boy 2, I made everyone else choose their scene to review before me. I honestly couldn’t pick because I’ve been excited about the movie and the cast list since I heard about it. The whole movie is dynamite, and I truly enjoyed seeing Sovereign Syre and Venus Lux together. Both women exude confident femininity and supreme sensuality. The opening of the scene, when Venus joins Sovereign on the couch, is ripe with a sense of longing and bubbling desire. The two porn stars tentatively touch hands and furtively glance at each other, as if to suggest they’re not supposed to be together. The scene is quiet but for the crunching of the leather sofa.

Venus Lux and Sovereign Syre

And then a gonzo porn rarity happens. Venus’ eyes graze over Sovereign, as if she’s deciding what to do with her friend. Venus and Sovereign start kissing, slowly, delicately. Sovereign slowly strips to her bare, creamy skin while fully clothed Venus begins to choke her. That’s when I noticed the dynamic shift from a nervous set of lovers to one with a slight D/s twist. Venus runs the scene, gently giving directions to a submissive Sovereign. They maintain long stretches of eye contact as if engaged in a call and response pattern of dominance and obedience. It’s so subtle, but it’s absolutely delicious to watch. Venus looks as though she’s evaluating every move Sovereign makes. Sovereign barely talks, but gasps at every nipple pinch, tit slap, girl cock thrust, and cunt fondle Venus delivers.

Venus Lux and Sovereign Syre

Compared to most gonzo scenes I’ve watched, Scene 2 of Girl/Boy 2 is so quiet. All of the dialogue is spoken in low tones, and the breathing of the performers seems to indicate actual pleasure rather than dutiful performance. Venus and Sovereign look completely at ease. (Maybe this is due to the lack of contortionist positions in the scene. Also, there are no close-ups of the penetration.) Both ladies are flushed in the face and chest towards the end of the scene, indicating actual arousal. The simultaneous, yet separate, orgasms and dazed post-climax expressions of Sovereign and Venus at the end make this scene intensely erotic, and one of my new favorites.

Venus Lux and Sovereign Syre

-Dee Viant

Scene 3 – Buck Angel and Valentina Nappi

Valentina Nappi and Buck Angel

Looking like a picture-perfect 1950s housewife, the scene opens with stunning Italian star Valentina Nappi sweeping the floor before strapping Buck Angel walks through the door. Buck sits down in an armchair and Valentina begins doting on him like a loving wife, but Buck doesn’t seem all that interested in Valentina, at first. Soon, Valentina uses her feminine wiles and sexy pantyhose to entice Buck into noticing her, and notice he does!

Valentina Nappi and Buck Angel

Once she sees that she’s caught his eye, busty Valentina climbs atop her man’s lap and hastily unbuttons his shirt while kissing him with fervor. Val’s red lipstick smears all over Buck’s lips and mustache, but he doesn’t seem to mind. Buck stands and removes his pants and reveals his shaven pussy. Valentina wastes no time kneeling down before her man and taking his engorged clit in her mouth, while Buck leans over and fingers her pussy.

Buck Angel and Valentina Nappi

After eating Buck’s pussy in a very submissive fashion, Valentina is seated down while Buck hungrily returns the favor. Enthusiastic cunnilingus and finger-fucking ensues from both parties throughout the scene, ending only when each performer has cum multiple times and they are too exhausted to continue. If this scene doesn’t get nominated for an AVN award, I’ll be genuinely surprised.

Buck Angel and Valentina Nappi

-Bridget

Scene 4 – Jiz Lee and Ruckus

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

Girl/Boy 2 concludes with inimitable non-binary star Jiz Lee joined by pansexual, heavily tattooed Ruckus. Beautiful, butchy Jiz picks up hitchhiker Ruckus, clad in a breezy orange sundress, in a blue mustang alongside a California mountain road. Without a word, the couple parks at a scenic look-out point (they have company – the white minivan next to them also contains a couple making out). Jiz sits Ruckus up on the hood of the car for a bit of kissing that quickly turns into cocksucking, and Ruckus’ cock looks gorgeous against their dress.

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

Jiz plays a bit of an aggressor and Vespoli’s camera keeps the focus on Ruckus laying back, looking pretty, and enjoying the blowjob. After a few minutes, it’s Jiz’s turn, and they switch places with Ruckus, laying back on the hood and getting their pussy eaten. These two make for an incredibly sexy visual; Ruckus is tan, tatted, and their shoulders look particularly broad and strong in the skimpy spaghetti straps of their dress. Jiz, on the other hand, looks pale in the sun, and their body is both strong and feminine in their black tanktop, dark jeans, and leather chaps.

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

Ruckus finger fucks Jiz while Jiz rubs their clit, Ruckus’ brown hair flopping around as they stare at Jiz, leading to Jiz’s first orgasm. Jiz orders Ruckus back up on the car and continues sucking cock before the condom comes on. Jiz briefly grinds their pussy on Ruckus’ cock before slipping it inside for some cowgirl.

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

When Jiz pulls Ruckus into a sitting position, it strikes me how often we see male performers repositioning their female counterparts, but not the other way around, and that the radicalism of this scene goes much farther than just casting genderqueer performers. There were times where I wanted Jiz to peg Ruckus, but I actually don’t miss it. I feel like that may have been too obvious, and that Vespoli and her performers have much more subtle and more powerful ways of undermining the typical binary structures of pornography.

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

The scene continues with Jiz and Ruckus fucking in missionary, where Jiz rubs their clit to another orgasm. Ruckus leans back onto the hood and Jiz pull the condom off and jerks Ruckus to orgasm, their ropy cum pooling on pubes and belly. Ruckus is left waving goodbye on the side of the road as Jiz drives off, concluding a great scene in a soon-to-be legendary film.

Jiz Lee and Ruckus

-Judy Hologram

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Women of Gonzo: Dana Vespoli Interview

Dana Vespoli directorIt’s no secret that here at HMFH HQ we’re all big fans of performer turned director Dana Vespoli. Over the years, she’s helmed both dark, dramatic features and hardcore, dirty gonzo flicks, sometimes even blending the two. Porn’s gonzo genre has often been looked down upon by mainstream as being something that the average woman could not enjoy, with its usual focus on the more extreme side of pornography and unwillingness to examine the relationships and emotions of its subjects. Vespoli is seen as a pioneer of the genre, approaching gonzo with the sensitivity and candidness of an artist, a documentarian, and longtime fan of pornography. With movies like Fluid, Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary, and the genre/gender blending Girl/Boy and its recently released sequel Girl/Boy 2, Vespoli makes it clear that she’s one of the most porn’s valuable directors working today. She generously agreed to an interview with me about her work as a gonzo director.

Judy Hologram: How do you define gonzo porn?

Dana Vespoli: I know that most people think of gonzo porn in the Hunter S. Thompson “breaking the fourth wall” way, but I think of it as indie movie making—so the crew is smaller, you’re working with fewer resources. It has a more intimate feel to it.

JH: Who are some other adult directors who have influenced you or who you admire?

Dana: John Leslie, Joey Silvera, John Stagliano, and Radley Metzger are major influences. I really admire Nica Noelle, who has been a great ally and friend in the business. She taught me a lot about the seduction aspect of porn. The importance of restraint. Her work is very elegant, and she’s smart as a whip.

JH: A lot of the gonzo porn that comes into the office has this strong sense of machismo to it and feels like it was made for the male gaze. Do you think that being a woman affects the way you approach gonzo?

Dana: I don’t know. I think it has a lot to do with the fact I was heavily influenced by the porn from the 1970s—it was the first porno I ever watched, and it felt very free, and happy and magical to me. There were all kinds of people having sex—black couples, women of all shapes and sizes and pretty decent narratives. Men weren’t cropped out of frame, and the scenes were very much about people giving and receiving pleasure. I carried that sensibility with me when I started shooting my own stuff, although I let it go for a minute, in my anxiety to try to keep up with the current times and see better financial returns. Everything now is so fucking compartmentalized because porn has turned into a fast food culture.

Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree
Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree in Girl/Boy 2

JH: When I interviewed B Skow, I learned that that he has a broader definition of gonzo than what I had, and his doesn’t necessarily include breaking the fourth wall and directly addressing the camera. He considers some of his plot-based and vignette movies to be gonzo as well. Do you think of any of your movies the same way?

Dana: Yes

JH: What made you a fan of the gonzo movies?

Dana: I became a fan of gonzo because I had endured so much of the stuff coming out of Vivid and it felt very cold and phony. I was trying to find movies that had the same intimacy as the old movies I had watched when I was 12. I found Seymore Butts and was hooked. After that I found John Stagliano and John Leslie.

Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston
Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston in Real Sex Diary 3

JH: A lot of your earlier work for Evil Angel was POV, but in the past two years or so you’ve started moving back in front of the camera with series like Lesbian Public Sex Fetish and Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary. You’ve said in past interviews that female directors who held the camera, like Mason and Francesca Le, were influences on you. Do you think that you’ve started moving away from those influences and coming into your own as a director, or is there a different reason for this change?

Dana: My first movie with Evil Angel was a feature called Forsaken. After that feature I needed to shoot something inexpensive so I made Lesbian Anal POV, and then did another feature called Descent, and then created a pattern where I would follow a feature with something more cost effective to shoot. I prefer features or vignettes and really just shot POV movies, and Public Sex Fetish as a way to offset the cost of my features. I stopped doing those titles because they didn’t perform very well, and honestly they felt awkward to do.

Dana Vespoli photographed by Joshua Darling
Dana Vespoli photographed by Joshua Darling

JH: I’ve reviewed the past three installments of Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary and you know that I’m kind of obsessed with it. In the last one you were kind of musing about whether or not you would continue the series. A lot of gonzo series will just go on forever and have dozens of entries if it’s successful. On the other hand, you seem to have ended Lesbian Anal POV at #5 in 2014. How do you decide when to end a series?

Dana: I end a series when it doesn’t make money, and as it turns out both my Real Sex Diary and POV didn’t not sell well. I will also end a series if I just can’t stand to do it anymore, like My Evil Stepmom or My Evil Stepson. I sold my soul to the devil in the interest of money, and tried out the [family fantasy] shtick, and I just couldn’t stomach it anymore. Not a fan of faux [family fantasy].

Dana Vespoli and Stoya
Dana Vespoli and Stoya in Fluid 3

JH: You live next door to Manuel Ferrara and Kayden Kross, which is like the Bohemian artist lifestyle fantasy of Andi’s and mine. Do you guys collaborate with each other or exchange ideas? Are there any other people in the industry who you collaborate with?

Dana: Manuel and I have kids together, so the arrangement made sense. I’m their daughter’s godmother, too, so it is nice to be able to see her every day. We all respect each other’s privacy and they very much do their own thing creatively and I do mine. I adore Kayden, and love what she and Stoya have with Trenchcoat X, where I’ve licensed all my best work.

JH: Have you had any ideas that you’ve wanted to do but weren’t able to execute for any reason?

Dana: I’ve wanted to do more blending—including scenes with TS performers in non “specialty” marketed movies, as well as gay. I have been discouraged from doing this because it is hard to sell, but I did it anyway with Girl/Boy 2, which comes out in a few weeks.

Buck Angel and Valentina Nappi in Girl/Boy 2
Buck Angel and Valentina Nappi in Girl/Boy 2

JH: What do you think has been your greatest success in this industry?

Dana: Finally being described as iconoclastic in a recent article. I can’t remember where I read that.

JH: You’re known for being a huge movie buff. Naturally that drives some of your plot-driven pornos, but does it also work its way into your gonzo movies?

Dana: Absolutely. I reference stuff all the time.

JH: What mainstream movies have had the biggest influence on your work as a director? What other works of art have influenced you?

Dana: Blue Velvet, and Lost Highway from David Lynch–Lickerish Quartet, and The Opening of Misty Beethoven from Radley Metzger–Romance, and A Real Young Girl from Catherine Breillat—Persona from Ingmar Bergman and everything Almodovar has ever done. I am also inspired by literature, since I spent all of college studying comparative literature and literary theory, and poetry: Rainer Maria Rilke, especially Sonnets to Orpheus, Federico Garcia Lorca, Virginia Woolf, the Ancient Myth, the Bible as literature, it goes on and on. I’m in love with Faust and also the story of Orpheus and Eurydice.

Dana Vespoli porn director

JH: What’s next for you?

Dana: I’m trying to figure that out right now. I am still shooting for Sweetheart Video, and have begun doing some shooting for Icon Male and Transsensual, which is exciting. It has been a struggle to find a happy medium between the art of what I do and commerce. What I love doesn’t translate well in the current porn consumption climate. I’m just trying to find my footing and reach my demographic. We’ll see what happens. I hope to land on my feet.

You can watch Girl/Boy 2 and the rest of Dana Vespoli’s filmography here on HotMoviesForHer.

Judy Hologram is a writer for HotMoviesForHer. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

The Top 13 Hottest MILFs In Porn

Mother’s Day is right around the corner folks! With that in mind, I decided to pay homage to some of the sexiest mature women currently working in the adult industry. They might not actually be mothers themselves, but they’re representing MILFs all over the world and proving that age is irrelevant when it comes to sex appeal. Check out some of my favorite MILF performers, in no particular order, below:

  1. Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Smart and sexy performer/director Dana Vespoli is an undisputed favorite among the women of the HMFH office. Not only does this incredible talent churn out amazing title after amazing title for top studios Evil Angel and Sweetheart Video, but Dana is known for her incredibly fierce performances as well. Whether she’s doing intense anal or a soft girl-girl scene, Dana consistently brings the heat.

2. Cherie DeVilleCherie Deville

Speaking of smart and sexy, you’ve surely heard of Cherie DeVille by now. This bombshell not only has her doctorate degree in physical therapy, she’s a certified pussy-eating aficionado. Cherie may play the sexy, wayward stepmom in a lot of her films, but she’s definitely got a good head on her shoulders and an amazing body to compliment it.

3. Mercedes CarreraMercedes Carrera

With her background as a former aerospace engineer, Mercedes Carrera is another brainy beauty deserving of a place on this list. This multi-ethnic goddess is packing some pretty deadly curves on top of the fact that she’s a porn powerhouse. I mean seriously, have you seen her lesbian scenes? Nothing stops Mercedes from making her partners cum like crazy.

4. Julia AnnJulia Ann

This list wouldn’t be complete without Julia Ann. Julia Ann has quite literally grown up in the adult industry. Starting her career when she was in her early 20s, it’s safe to say this superstar has aged like a fine wine. Julia Ann is not only an insanely gorgeous MILF, but a picture of success and stability in an industry with so many misconceptions about female performers’ career longevity. Julia Ann has won MILF Performer of the Year at almost every awards show for the past 5 years, and with good reason.

5. Brandi LoveBrandi Love

Brandi Love is a complete and utter seductress from every angle. This trim-yet-curvy star plays the line between nurturing and sex kitten perfectly, making her the ultimate MILF performer. If you’re not sure what I mean, check out her scene in A Mother’s Love and pay close attention to how she connects with costar Ryan McLane on both a sensual and quasi-maternal level. Besides the amazing Brandi Love we see onscreen, she’s also an incredible advocate for adult performers who have to juggle their careers on top of parenting.

6. Kendra LustKendra Lust

I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t put the incomparable Kendra Lust on this list. The reigning MILF Performer of the Year literally looks like a living statue of the perfect female form. This hard-bodied hottie is packing T&A for days, not to mention her breathtaking legs! Simply put, Kendra makes 37 look like the best age to be.

7. Jodi WestJodi West

Co-owner of popular studio Forbidden Fruits Films and sizzling sexpot, performer Jodi West is known for her work in taboo and lesbian genres. The 51 year-old babe won the 2016  HotMovies Porn Tournament hands-down with help from her immensely supportive fans. It’s easy to see why porn-lovers continuously praise Jodi’s work; nothing about Jodi is an act. This is a mature woman that truly loves sex and completely owns her coveted place in this competitive industry.

8. Francesca LeFrancesca Le

You’d be hard-pressed to find a MILF that is more enthusiastic about anal sex than Francesca Le. Together with her performer/director husband Mark Wood, Francesca makes up the Le in LeWood Productions. Whether she’s working the camera or fucking in front of it, Francesca knows how to keep a dirty dialogue going. She’s the definition of “freaky” in the sexiest sense of the word imaginable.

9. Ava AddamsAva Addams

Brunette beauty Ava Addams, known for her voluptuous bust and tiny waist, is a favorite of big breast fans everywhere. Not only does Ava have cans every man wishes they could suckle on, but this powerful MILF is as versatile as they come: appearing in lesbian, anal, group sex, and foot fetish films.

10. Nina HartleyNina Hartley

Nina Hartley needs no introduction. This porn legend has been bangin’ in the biz since 1984 and looks just as fine as the day she started. Besides her incredible figure and timeless look, Nina is an intelligent advocate for informed sex education. Her acclaimed series, Nina Hartley’s Guide To…, is designed to inform viewers of a wide array of sexual techniques and improve communication between partners, all from an expert’s point of view. Nina is a true renaissance woman.

11. India SummerIndia Summers

Raven-haired India Summer is an all-natural MILF from the Midwest. What sets India apart from her fellow mature performers is her lack of breast implants, and frankly, I think she looks great without them. India’s athletic look is only accentuated by her natural chest. India’s sultry performances and versatility transcend her from getting cast in MILF-only titles as well: she is a performer that can and does do everything!

12. Ariella FerraraArielle Ferrara

Luscious Latina Ariella Ferrara is a smoking hot MILF that hails from Colombia. With her spectacular cheekbones, curvy figure, and 34DDs, it’s hard to imagine Ariella doing anything BUT being a professional sex symbol, but she worked as a dental hygienist in Chicago before ever considering porn. Always an adventure-seeker, Ariella decided that the adult industry would be a better fit for her lifestyle, and boy was she right!

13. Kelly Madison2016-05-03_13-50-43

Last, but obviously not least is the amazing Kelly Madison. She is an all-natural wonder with 34FF breasts and a figure anyone would kill for. Kelly is not only serious eye-candy, but she owns and operates her own high-quality studios with husband Ryan Madison. This inseparable duo is to thanks for so many great high-definition titles like the Kelly Madison’s World Famous Tits series.

If you liked this list, check out my favorite DILFs in porn! Also, don’t forget to follow me  on Twitter @BridgetXXXXXXX and all of us @hotmoviesforher.

Didn’t like the list? Feel free to sound off in the comments below!

Writers Roundup: Porn Stars We Want to Hang Out With

Dana Vespoli
Dana Vespoli

Sometimes we read something about a star, or we see an incredible feat accomplished in a scene, and we just want to give that star a high-five. Maybe that star thinks our hand-slap is so good, that they invite us over for dinner, introduce us to their friends, and feed us lots of cake and delicious sugary treats. Without the risk of sounding fan-girl-star-crazed, we decided which porn stars we would want to hang out with, and the stars we think would be our BFFs. It wasn’t only us women who wanted to talk about this subject. Our buddy from HotMovies, Victor Vaselino, knew we were planning this post and gave a convincing argument as to why he should be able to talk about his porn BFF. Basically, Victor needed a venue to profess his undying love to a great musician we have already written about on HMFH, so we decided it was relevant, and we were happy to have his input on the subject.

Bridget

If I had to pick any porn star to become BFFs with, it’s a no-brainer. I like to hang out with likeminded people with a good sense of humor, and in the porno realm that equates to none other than Dana DeArmond. I need people in my life that are willing to call me out when I do stupid and/or regrettable stuff, and I know I could count on her to do just that. You’d be hard-pressed to find a porn star that does more shit-talking than Ms. DeArmond, and in such clever ways too. Her scene with Tommy Pistol  in ScrewberX  is a perfect example of how she doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap.

Dana DeArmond Tommy Pistol
Dana DeArmond and Tommy Pistol

 

Waka Flaka Dana DeArmond
Waka Flaka , Dana DeArmond, Bridget’s placeholder

I love Dana’s feisty wit, but what makes her an even more attractive partner-in-crime is that this chick doesn’t give a fuck about anything; she uses her legal name as her porn name! She’s just working in the adult industry and owning her lifestyle, and I respect that a lot. Not only is she hilarious and bold, but she’s gorgeous as well. This all-natural Spiegler girl would be a great wing-woman at a party or charismatic arm-candy for a night on the town. I only imagine the wacky antics we would get up to together. I don’t know exactly what she does outside of fucking on camera, but I’m sure it’s in line with my interests of relaxing and watching trashy TV. I could see us watching KUWTK and making fun of Kris Jenner like the gal pals we were always meant to be!

I would’ve been the perfect addition to this assembly of great minds: just me, Dana DeArmond, and Waka Flocka. Maybe next time.

Andi

Jonni Darkko
Jonni Darkko

I’ve written before about Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway, owners of Severe Sex, and how I really like the way their titles incorporate BDSM into real-life situations with great narratives. I’m also a huge fan of what Bree Mills and StillsbyAlan are doing over at Girlsway. Pretty much everyone I have written about I am a fan of: Michelle Austin, Buck Angel, and Pink and White Productions are a few people that I feel consistently produce interesting and sexy content. I would love to hang out with these people (and I have with a few), but I would really like to chat with Jonni Darkko to see why he chooses to shoot the content he does.

Jizz My Glasses Jonni DarkkoG for Gianna Jonni Darkko

I mean, Jizz My Glasses is a real title. That title is hysterical to me because I would never think that a movie about ejaculating on people’s glasses would be so popular.  Who knew that many people would want to jizz on eyewear? I wrote about the women of Brown Sugar Fuck Dolls a few months ago, and people went bananas. Of course, the women are beautiful and popular stars, but the response to my posts and tweets was overwhelming. People love Jonni Darkko, and while it isn’t the stuff I would watch to get me in the mood, I am fascinated by how well of a show he puts together. I’ve read that he creates the soundtrack to every film himself, and he has released his own tracks on well-known DJ albums. I love the way he filmed Gianna Michaels in G for Gianna.  Gianna is amazing, but the work they did together was really special. I want to know why he shoots the way he does and what his visual influences are. Seriously, this man is having a great time doing what he loves. I can just see me in Ibiza listening to really loud EDM play to a crowd of hundreds, while we talk about jazz and painting, and photography, and I try to stay awake past midnight for his new track to drop. That’s the life.

Dee Viant

Eric Jover
Eric Jover with Moose and Sylvester

There are so many people in porn who I think are fantastic, and I’ve gotten to meet a variety of people whose work I love. With that in mind, I wanted to focus on those I’ve never met in person, although that doesn’t really make this much easier to answer. However, I’d say that due to the ongoing interactions we’ve had on Twitter regarding kink, cats, and general nerdery, this is tossup between Chrissy Daniels (@Chrissy_Daniels ) and Eric Jover (@ballbusting). I’ve been interacting with both Chrissy and Eric since I started working on just FetishMovies 3.5 years ago, and I would love to finally meet them each in person. I have the utmost respect for anyone who builds their own XXX business, especially when they are involved in every facet of that business, including performing. I need to be around highly intelligent people who work hard, and both of my fantasy porn BFFs fall into that group. They are also both hilarious and have solid and apparent senses of humor.

Also, I’m a total sucker for animals, and will horse around on the floor with any pet that will have me. Chrissy and Eric both post photos of their kitty beasts, and I want to snuggle the hell out of them too. I feel like my orange cat Talk Face has a special bond with Chrissy’s orange buddy Hank. Is this getting weird? I think so. Bottom line: Show me titties and kitties if you want to win me over.

Chrissy Daniels
Chrissy Daniels

 

Suggested Titles:

Lesbian Vampire Seductions and The Farce Awakens

Our MILF/The DILF Lover

Let’s see, I love to laugh and get a kick out of laughing at some of the antics these guys pull both in front of and behind the camera. Don’t judge me too harshly because I’m telling my age, but I think if I had to chose somebody to hang with it would be (drum roll, please) Evan Stone. The man is beyond goofy judging by the many hilarious roles he’s played over the years from caveman, to pirate to a pest control technician who was more interested in boffing the client! Even if it was just shadowing him for a day, I would be content because he’s guaranteed to give you a good laugh!

Kelly and Ryan Madison
Kelly and Ryan Madison

I would also love, love, love to hang out with the dynamic duo Kelly and Ryan Madison. Not only are they just so cute as a couple, I love the way they work and play together (which is not something every couple can do). While they’re known for outrageous sexual acts on screen both amidst themselves and tag-teaming other girls…this pair is undeniably in love, they work as an awesome team together and I would love to pick their brains on how to make these aspects work. Plus while I understand that things appear different when the camera is running – it wouldn’t help to get a few pointers on their uninhibited lifestyle!

Judy Hologram

My porn star BFF is already Abella Danger because one time I tweeted something about how all my best friends are size queens and she was like, “I’m not a size queen, can we still be friends?” I tried to play it cool because this was my first time having a porn star friend, and I think I pulled it off. My Abella Danger friend date would involve reliving my youth while vaping and maybe eating a pizza with Carter Cruise  while we talk about how lit and fiery stuff is. Abella could be my wingwoman and try to pull guys for me, but she’s actually way hotter than me, but I’d be so totally ok with that probably.

Abella Danger
Abella Danger

But for real, Abella is mad cool and has a great head on her shoulders and I’d love to talk dicks with her one day.

If I wanted to hang out with a porn star while wearing my comfy clothes, it would have to be Dana Vespoli. I’ve spent approximately 11 hours of my life watching her Real Sex Diary series, so I know that she’s always down with a quiet dinner and wine at home. She’s a big movie buff, which works its way into her pornos, so I’d love to just kick it on the couch with a cheap bottle of wine, some snacks, and a good flick and pick her brain for an evening.

Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston
Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston

 

The Authentic Lesbian

Business Of Women

I would love to hang out with Girlsway genius director Bree Mills and voyeur extraordinaire Shine Louise Houston. What I love most about Bree’s features, particularly The Turning, Project Pandora, and The Business of Women, is the social element of women’s rights and sexual desires that serve as the underlying tone. She’s managed to create a world where every woman is a lesbian (I call that paradise), empowered with the ability to attack social standards and stereotypes, while remaining incredibly sexy and often incorporating a dark and twisted sense of humor. After watching one of her titles you feel like you watched a movie with lots of sex in it instead of a porno flick. You walk away with an extreme satisfaction and a few things to think about. Shine Louise Houston’s Pink And White Productions, specifically the CrashPad Series (I know I rave about them often, but with good reason) is more relatable in the sense that you’re watching two real people have real sex. I’m not even sure there’s any directing involved, that’s how authentic it looks and feels. You hear the playful banter between position changes, and watch the not-so-sexy process that is putting on a strap, and it looks like what happens in your bedroom.

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The coolest part is that the underlying social aspects are there, but instead of being written into a plot and acted out, they come directly from the performers themselves. The series features a lot of gender queer performers and the sex itself takes on the role of the plot, forcing you to think as they perform acts in ways you may not have encountered previously. For example, some stars prefer to leave their clothes on the entire time making you think about how pleasure is attainable outside of physical contact. Others use various toys and fuck like wild rabbits instead of lightly touching and fondling, forcing you to step outside the societal view of what lesbian/queer sex must look like and account for behaviors you may not have otherwise. The fact that these two creative and extremely influential women have found ways to stimulate mind and body simultaneously makes them my ultimate coffee shop hang out crew! Could you imagine picking their brains over something fancy they sell in a San Fran shop, or brainstorming a collaboration project in the French Quarter? Shit, I’d love to just be in their company when a hot girl walks by! The possibilities are limitless…

Victor Vaselino

My BPSFF (Best Porn Star Friend Forever) is undoubtedly Xander Corvus.  I was assigned to write his bio for HotMovies over a year ago, and after learning about the guy, I couldn’t help but love him.  Everything I learned about the guy made me want to hang out with him, from both of us having a biker father, our mutual love for heavy metal, to the fact that we both have performed in metal bands (Xander is the lead singer for L.A. metal band Circle of Violence.). He’s pretty much just like me, except successful.  And gets laid all the time.  And has a big cock.

We’d be such good friends.

Xandar Corvus HotMoviesForHer
Xander Corvus

My ideal bro-date with Xander would be getting a six pack (each, of course), jamming out to some At the Gates or Carcass, playing a show together (With lights!  And pyro! And he could get on my shoulders while I do a guitar solo-it’d be EPIC ADORBZ), and then picking up some girls and taking them back to my parents’ garage.

(There’s no way to NOT make this sound dorky: I’m pretty much describing high school, only with a famous pornstar playing the role of my former best friend.  Maybe I should just give that guy a call, and hope he forgives me for “The Katrina Incident”.)

Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

Njoy Eleven

I like porn. I like sex toys. I like sex toys in porn.

But what takes me right out of the moment is seeing porn stars jacking each other off with a nasty jelly dildo, a weak ass vibrator, or a floppy grocery store banana. It’s not sexy or cute. So when I happen upon a porno where the stars and studios have invested in some body safe, non-porous toys made from beautiful materials, I have to squee a little bit. I literally get turned on just reading about or shopping for top drawer sex toys, but seeing them put to good fucking use is enough to turn me into a little puddle of lustiness.

So dear readers, I scoured HotMoviesForHer to find the best scenes featuring some of my favorite top drawer sex toys in porn!

Crash Pad Series Episode 85 – Juliette March

Juliette March uses the Double Trouble sex toy in Crash Pad 85Juliette March (and her beautifully bruised ass!) stars in this solo scene from The Crash Pad. The Hitachi magic wand has been in pornos since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and features prominently here, but Juliette has tons of other goodies to play with. Besides clipping clothes pins to her perky nipples and swollen labia, she also slips an Njoy buttplug into her ass and fucks herself with a gorgeous black Double Trouble (named for director Courtney Trouble) from Fucking Sculptures! [UPDATE: Crash Pad reached out to inform us that Juliette was not actually using a piece from Fucking Sculptures. It was a toy from Juliette’s personal collection, and our best guess is that it is a Spectral from Good Vibrations.]

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 – Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 - Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee use the njoy Eleven sex toy togetherNjoy makes another appearance at the Crash Pad in Episode 41. The amazing Jiz Lee pulls the massive Njoy Eleven from its leather purse, and Dylan Ryan gasps at its size (eleven inches!) weight (2.75 pounds!) and girth (two inch diameter at its thickest!!!) Jiz wastes no time putting the big end in Dylan’s pussy, and then gets on the smaller end for some double dil action. Dylan gasps, “This is amazing” over and over again, and I can’t help but believe her.

Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3

Dana Vespoli's Real Sex Diary 3Scene four of Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3 isn’t my favorite of the movie, but I did perk up a bit when Chanel Preston pulls out her impressive Njoy collection: the Pure Wand and the Eleven. Dana puts the Pure Wand in her ass and enjoys its fullness, and Chanel inserts the large end of the Eleven; they put their legs over their heads and chill with the toys inside of them. It’s not the best use of such great toys, but its always fun to see them pop up!

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty Fucks

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty FucksScene 7 stars trans* performers James Darling and Papi Coxxx, each sporting some impressively girthy strap-ons (unfortunately I can’t identify the brands by sights.) Later in the scene, James sucks on the head of the Njoy Eleven and rolls a condom onto it with his mouth. He bends over and offers his holes to Papi, who obligingly fucks him with the smaller, ribbed end, asking him if he prefers shorter or longer strokes. He moans with pleasure, enjoying its unyielding size and shouting fuckword after fuckword.

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap Ons

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap OnsThis is another flick from Trouble Films, and is probably the first time I ever saw an Njoy toy put to good use in a porno. Butchy Maxine Holloway dominates candy-colored BBW femme Kitty Stryker, gagging her with an o-ring and clipping clothespins to her pierced nipples. She fucks her with a pink Ola from Minna Life, a cool G-spotting silicone vibe with a squeezeable pad that allows you to control the vibrations. After Kitty’s warmed up by the Ola, Maxine fucks her with a strap-on (again, I unfortunately couldn’t identify what dildo or harness she used.) Once Kitty cums, it’s Maxine’s turn with the toys. Kitty kneels before her and fucks her brains out with the Pure Wand while Maxine buzzes her own clit with the old standby Hitachi. It’s a wonderfully memorable scene; I first watched it about a year and a half ago and never forgot about it.

Occupy My Ass

Occupy My AssThis anal extravaganza from director/star Bobbi Starr has a great variety of awesome toys, all the better for occupying the aforementioned asses. Bobbi uses the Tantus Ripple on Lily LaBeau in Scene 1, as well as some gorgeous glass toys, and maaaaybe the Ringo (a 5” plug from Tantus) as well. Dana DeArmond’s Njoy Eleven finds itself in Sarah Shevon’s ass in scene 3. On Disc 2, the brilliant Aiden Starr dominates Arabelle Raphael’s ass with some glass toys and some giant black monstrosity. When she pulls with a pretty purple Tantus Silk, it seems almost meek by comparison.

BONUS: Belladonna Sexual Explorer

Belladonna Sexual ExplorerSo the toys in question don’t actually get used here, but in scene 5 Dana DeArmond proudly shows off some of her favorites from her sex toy collection to the legendary Belladonna. Naturally there’s a Hitachi, but there’s also the massive Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 and Njoy Eleven. She also owns two Tantus dildos, including Hank.

Sex toys can be an iffy, unregulated business, and pretty much the only film media that they show up in is pornography. As an advocate for body safe toys made by companies focused on pleasure and sex positivity, it’s always welcome to see porn showing off toys from great companies like Njoy, Fucking Sculptures, Crystal Delights, and Tantus, to name a few.

Watch more porn for women featuring sex toys here on HotMoviesForHer!

Judy Hologram wants an Njoy Eleven so that she can keep it under her pillow and smash skulls if there’s ever a break-in. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

ScrewberX Review

By now, we’ve all used a ride-sharing service at least once, but not quite like ScrewberX. Most of the time it works out really well, but there’s always that one-in-ten chance the person you’re riding with is either going to convert you to their religion, try to sell you some of their mom’s homemade goods, or try to take the longest route possible, even when you’ve specified your preferred route. Unless you’re in a hurry, you usually end up meeting some pretty cool people who are just trying to make an extra buck. If you’re like these lucky people and use a ride service called ScrewberX, you end up getting more than a chauffeur…you get an experience you’ll never forget!

Scene One: Sovereign Syre & Steve Holmes

First of all, Sovereign Syre isn’t in enough movies, so to see her on the cast list for this film was exciting. She plays an aspiring actress with 20 minutes to get to her audition. Her driver, Steve Holmes, is probably not acting in this scene. He seems so comfortable and confident that it’s not far-fetched to see him offering beautiful women his leftover breakfast, which he does to Sovereign. While this scenario is not brand new or unheard of, the conversation between Steve and Sovereign is so self-aware and funny that it makes the impending sex much more fun to watch. With the clock ticking and an extremely talkative driver, Sovereign is pretty anxious about making her audition. When the car breaks down on a “side road” in the middle of nowhere, Sovereign thinks that she’s going to lose her mind. However, Steve has a plan to calm her nerves. It is a little known fact that Steve Holmes was a very successful massage therapist in Eastern Europe before coming to the States, and his skills are infamous. Sovereign is hip to Steve’s plan, and acquiesces to his advances, but says it’s “all about me.”

Scene Two: Dana DeArmond & Tommy Pistol

I wish I was as ballsy as Dana DeArmond in a ScrewberX. She’s never afraid to speak her mind or tell someone to fuck off. Tommy Pistol plays one of those annoying millenials that actually believes in the “organic tea-dirt from Egypt” served in mason jars “pressed and made by my cousin in Vermont,” and all that hippy mumbo jumbo. Dana has no time or patience for Tommy’s self-congratulatory speeches on a healthy lifestyle, and she lets him know multiple times. Her driver insists on discussing his aspirations to become an actor and his life growing up in Ohio, where was voted “Most Likely To Make It Out Of Ohio.” During Tommy’s long-winded navel-gazing conversation with himself, he says he has an audition coming up with Dana DeArmond. Unbeknownst to him, that’s exactly who he’s driving! When he realizes who Dana is, he pulls the car over and insists on doing the audition right then and there for her. To Dana’s horror, it just doesn’t stop. That’s when she says, “Is there anything else that you’re actually good at? Because maybe acting isn’t the thing you’re supposed to do, and driving for Screwber definitely isn’t.” When Tommy insists that he has 10 stars on Tinder (which isn’t a thing), Dana decides the only way she’s going to get to the office is by getting her rocks off and making Tommy drive her. Tommy, shocked by Dana’s forwardness, asks if she’s consenting to the sex they’re about to have, and Dana replies, “I’m consenting to you shutting the fuck up and eating my pussy.”

Scene Three: Cherie DeVille, Layla Price & Chad Diamond

Chad Diamond is a religious young man who loves his grandma and proudly wears the sweaters that she gave him. Today, he’s borrowing her car to drive for ScrewberX and make a couple bucks, while also spreading the “good word.” Nothing makes him happier than doing a good deed and helping someone else. This why he loves driving for ScrewberX. But he has no idea what he’s in for when he picks up Layla Price and Cherie DeVille. These girls are wild and do not understand why someone why Chad would be wearing a sweater his grandmother gave him in 90 degree heat. The girls know what to do; they have to help this poor guy. According to Cherie, “he looks like those weird people who ride around on bikes and come to your doorstep.” Oh, poor Chad. If only he had a glass partition separating him from his passengers!

Scene Four: Dana Vespoli, Dana DeArmond, Mark Wood & Steve Holmes

We’ve established that most of us have already been a passenger in a ride-sharing service, but only the bravest of us sign up to be drivers. Check out Dana Vespoli’s crazy luck on her first ScrewberX ride! She gets a little lost looking for her first customers in an industrial area, but immediately sees them after she makes a turn a row of storage facilities. There’s no mistaking it; these are her passengers, and they’re a (literal) bunch of clowns. They refuse to speak actual words and communicate solely through kazoos, instructing Dana where to take them. Since kazoo sounds don’t translate well into English, Dana is frustrated and asks them if there’s anything she can do to make them behave. Suddenly she is transported to a white room filled with balloons and other circus props. At first Dana is a bit scared, but as soon as one of the clowns rubs his dick all over her face and puts it into her ear, she decides “Eh, what the heck?” and starts blowing all of the clowns, including the one with the strap-on!

Scene Five: Bonus Scene

Be sure to check out this scene for an awesome behind-the-scenes conversation with director Dana Vespoli, Dana DeArmond, and Tommy Pistol.

Watch ScrewberX now!


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Porn For When You’re Single On Valentine’s Day

So you’ve made it to Valentine’s Day 2016 without snagging a significant other. Maybe you’ve had a recent breakup, or you’ve purposefully taken some time out of the game to focus on other things. Either way, excellent! Singlehood is way underrated, especially during the most romantic day on the calendar. You don’t have to worry about writing a sappy card or buying any tacky gifts, and you get to eat that entire box of chocolate without having to share it with anyone. The only thing you have to worry about this February 14 is what burrito fillings you’re going to get and which pair of pajamas you’re going to wear.

So what if your Valentine’s Day plans include kicking back to rubbing one out to some Grade A porno? You’re probably not looking to watch any cutesy couples-themed smut, but you still want some high quality eye candy. I’ve picked out the best of the best porno for your single needs!

Broken VowsBroken Vows Digital Playground, 2015

If you want to watch something that practically screams “Love is dead,” then last year’s Broken Vows is for you.  This high budget feature is adult’s answer to the revenge thriller Gone Girl, starring Digital Playground contract girl Eva Lovia as the vengeful femme fatale. When Eva’s marriage to Erik Everhard dissolves amid violence and infidelity, she suddenly goes missing and Erik finds himself at the center of a murder investigation. Digital Playground always delivers on high end plot driven smut, and Broken Vows just happens to star some of the prettiest and most talented people in the business today, including Dani Daniels, Mia Malkova, and Alexis Addams, and sometimes these very pretty people also shoot each other in the face after fucking each other.

Carter Cruise Wide OpenCarter Cruise Wide Open Manuel Ferrara Productions/Evil Angel, 2015

Some of us want erotically charged fuckery that would make the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah blush, but without any of those pesky emotions involved. Carter Cruise Wide Open showcases the sexual and thespian talents of blonde pinup Carter Cruise, backed up by writers/directors/performers/real life couple Manuel Ferrara and Kayden Kross. Viewers follow a young nymphomaniac who pays for one night stands, running the gamut from anal to lesbianism, gang bangs to double penetration. While she has no problem walking away from her lovers and never looking back, the men that she leaves in her wake simply can’t forget.

Jessica Drake's Guide To Wicked Sex Female Masturbationjessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex series – Wicked Pictures

Singlehood can be a great time to brush up on your fucking skills so that you’re ready to impress next time you find yourself in the sack with a partner. Educate yourself with the instructional series jessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex! Veteran performer jessica drake offers a calming presence as she leads viewers through lessons in eroticism, covering basics like consent and communication, before walking us through scenes with some of adults’ hottest stars. With 13 installments in the series and more to come, it won’t be hard to find a topic worth your while, with everything from anal play, plus sized loving, BDSM, and female ejaculation on the menu. Prefer to focus on your own pleasure? There’s also a guide to female masturbation!

Watch Me box cover AbbyWintersAbby Winters

Speaking of female masturbation, how about that AbbyWinters.com? This fantastic European/Australian studio first earned accolades for their amateur lesbian content, but their footage of girls masturbating, alone or together, is also worth your attention. Starring all natural, real amateur girls, these colorful, prettily filmed flicks show the ladies casually exploring their bodies as if there wasn’t a camera fixed on them. There’s a fair bit of body diversity, and you can rest assured that these are real deal orgasms. The latest masturbation flick from this studio is Watch Me!, which you should do, and then you should watch all the other ones too.

Dana Vespoli's Real Sex DiaryDana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary series – Dana Vespoli/Evil Angel

I’ve written about the series Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary three times now, and with good reason. Vespoli one of the smartest, most inventive directors and stars on the scene right now, and her reality porn series handily showcases her intellectual, candid approach to sex. Real Sex Diary follows Vespoli as she hires her costars to fuck her on camera for the simple reason that she wants to hook-up without the hassle of setting up a dinner date or crafting a porno scenario around their encounter. It’s the perfect series for those of us who just wanna run some errands, fuck, give a farewell handshake, and then go home and finish watching Making A Murderer. Each installment in the series explores a different theme, but I have a particularly soft spot in my heart for Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 2.

Nightmare MuseumWTF?

If none of the above are rustling your jimmies, you might want to venture into some uncharted territory this Valentine’s Day. Have you ever wanted to explore some really freaky shit without Judgey McJudgerson glaring at you from the other side of the bedroom? Good news! Now that you’re single again, you’re free to delve into the wondrous nonsense of our WTF? category! Get to know sex doll Jenny in Regarding Jenny. Discover the eroticism of hands in Hands. Were you one of those kids that made their Barbies fuck each other? Relive those memories with Nightmare Museum. Add a little magic to your masturbation session with PornoMation 3 – DreamSpells. I have no idea what’s going on in Autumn Squash With Savory Cock, but it sure looks tasty! Whatever you do, don’t miss scene 2 of office favorite Somewhere Under The Rainbow, when Panther crawls out of a blanket and straight into our hearts and minds.

Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day 2016 in the company of friends, lovers, or just your own beautiful self, you’ll have a great flick to romance yourself with!

Judy Hologram will spend her Valentine’s Day with a buffet of vibrators. You can follow her on Twitter at @JudyHologram and the rest of us at @HotMoviesForHer.