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Bisexual Pick Ups 2 Review

Bisexual Pick Ups 2 boxcoverWhen I first started this job over two years ago, the first month was spent with some serious reservations about the content I was watching. Most of it was fine, but a lot of what came across my desk had a lot of sex that just seemed downright questionable to me. Between the anal roses, crying Japanese girls, outright racism, transphobia, and all the misogyny that sometimes comes with porn, I often felt that there wasn’t really any smut being made that I could get behind.

And then Fucking Hostile appeared on my desk, like a god damn glowing revelation; rough anal galore, with plenty of sloppy blow jobs, light bondage, filthy dirty talk, and massive cumshots, but done so fucking well. I excitedly told a co-worker that every scene was interracial, but no one had bothered to make a big stinking deal of it. To top it all off, a woman was behind the camera, a woman who teased her subjects and commanded them with a voice of knowing authority.

Aiden Starr gave me everything that I’d been dying to see in one movie.

Aiden recently released Bisexual Pick Ups 2, with an all star cast of performers from the kink and queer scenes. Each scene features boy-on-girl anal (no boy-on-boy) with tons of yummy, slurpy blow jobs for everyone all around. Aiden told me, “This series is really fun to shoot because of all the possible combinations of the performers! Lots of spontaneous double penetrations happen and everyone’s mouth is always full!”

Scene 1 – Ella Nova, Damien Thorne, Wolf Hudson

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Kink.com staple Ella Nova looks perfectly angelic as she teases the camera in lacy blue lingerie, while Aiden, ever the Domme, commands her to “Roll around on the bed like a horny kitty” from behind the camera. The boys Damien and Wolf come in and hungrily kiss all over her body, leading up to a whirlwind of pussy eating, cock sucking, ball licking, ass fucking, dirty talking glory. While getting her pussy fucked, Ella commands Wolf to, “Make my pussy jealous,” resulting in some of the best spontaneous DP I’ve ever seen. Normally in DP scenes, the girl remains still while the guys work on her, but not here! Ella gleefully rides both their cocks, and it’s fucking awesome.

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I have to mention that Ella is a bit farty here, and I didn’t mind one bit. It wasn’t fetishized or ridiculed; rather, it was just presented as something that can and does happen during sex, especially when asses are involved.

Scene 2 – Nikki Darling, Wolf Hudson, Jasper Stone

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Pretty, lithe Nikki Darling (who was the cover girl for Fucking Hostile, I might add!) writhes on the couch for Aiden’s camera. Wolf Hudson returns with Jasper Stone and Nikki gives them a double blow job, and I can’t help but feel relief that no one is worrying about having their dicks touch. It’s quite the opposite, in fact, as the boys take turns dropping to their knees to help Nikki suck each other off. There’s plenty of ass slapping and lots of focus on the boys blowing each other.

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Anal comes towards the end of this scene, which means we get an extended period of double vaginal penetration featuring one of the most novel DVP positions I’ve ever seen. The boys moan and growl as their cocks press and slide against each other inside of Nikki’s pussy; it’s so refreshing for a movie to finally acknowledge that rubbing your cock against another dude’s cock during DAP and DVP probably feels really fucking good.

Scene 3 – Denali Winter, Jasper Stone, and Damien Thorne

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This was the scene that I was initially the least interested in, if only because I’m not familiar with Jasper and Damien and didn’t feel very invested in this. However, scene 3 quickly became one of my highlights of Bisexual Pick Ups 2. Denali Winter is deliciously thick and simply glows under Aiden’s camera. It’s an easy, quiet, sometimes gentle scene, with Denali mostly just laying back and enjoying Jasper and Damien.

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This scene has way more pussy eating than the others, which I always love to see, and Denali even gives instructions to Jasper on how to work their clit.  Of note is when Damien eats Denali’s pussy while Jasper fucks Denali’s ass and kisses them. It’s a surprisingly un-athletic, naturalistic scene from Aiden that I could definitely see myself watching again in the future.

Scene 4 – Daisy Ducati, Ruckus, and Connor Maguire

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And this is the scene that I was initially looking forward to the most! I have a big ol’ crush on Ruckus, adore Daisy, and am always game for a hunky, hairy ginger like Connor. After the tease, Daisy attacks Ruckus and Connor’s cocks with sloppy, slurpy, deepthroaty blowjobs until she leans back and presents her pussy, insisting that it’s her turn now. Connor seems to have a spot of trouble staying hard (whatever, it happens) and disappears off camera, but that’s ok because it results in some mutual masturbation between Daisy and Ruckus and I kind of love watching mutual masturbation so it’s all good.

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Connor quickly returns to start fucking Daisy, who is delightfully bossy and spouts some totally filthy dirty talk throughout the scene. The dudes take turns fucking Daisy’s ass and pussy, and Ruckus seems to be a stronger presence than Connor. In all, it’s a fun, filthy, armpit sniffing, butt fucking, aggressive joyride of a scene.

There’s a line in my notes where I mused that Bisexual Pick Ups 2 feels like the bi threesomes are played out as a fantasy fulfillment scenario for the subset of women who love watching gay porn. I asked Aiden who her intended audience was, and she responded, “This movie is for everyone!!” I can get behind that; it’s a really well done, thoughtful bi movie, and let’s be honest; who doesn’t love watching hot people get off, no matter their gender?

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Judy Hologram is an advocate for cute boys getting lots of kisses. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi

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Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”

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Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!

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Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.

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Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

2Daisy Ducati is sexy as fuck and she brings a ton of energy to every scene I’ve ever watched featuring her, so I couldn’t wait for this one to unfold. Officer Cade is out and about creepily checking bushes on her beat when she decides to do a house call on a paroled druggie. When Daisy opens the door you can tell she’s ready for some bullshit, and that’s exactly what she gets. First, Cade tells her the place is junky (it totally is), second, she literally checks everywhere for drugs and ends up taking an unopened bottle of wine as a gift in the process, and third, she refuses to accept that my boo Daisy isn’t hiding any drugs despite turning everything inside out looking for some, so she sets her eyes on a big ass container of Morton salt. That’s right, Officer Cade is either convinced the salt is actually cocaine or she’ll create any excuse to violate a (newly) law abiding citizen.

3Before we get to all that rough sexiness you see up there, what unfolds is one of the least sexy fantasy cavity searches ever created. Our diligent officer is so thorough I thought I was permanently down for the count as she searched Daisy’s ass, mouth, and underarms…what the fuck can you hide in your underarms? Whatever the answer is, Cade wasn’t happy when she didn’t find it so of course the internal search is next, and this is where things really start to get fun. OC wastes no time getting her fingers all up in Daisy’s twat after cuffing her and again, the aggressiveness was just as nice as the fact that Daisy took that shit like a pro. Even as Cade is threatening her with memories of prison and cracking lesbian prison jokes while going HAM on her pussy, Daisy remains relatively cool, in character, and sexy as hell! The ass slapping was especially intense and the accompanying screams sent me flying over the edge with no brakes. Cade goes on a real power trip when she makes the still cuffed druggie get on her knees and lick her boots, but the non-sexual highlight is when OC spreads out a line of salt, snorts the shit and then is all like “Yeah, that’s Morton’s.” I yelled “no shit Sherlock” at the screen like I was watching a real episode of COPS. The whole experience was great!

4I still have no idea how this shit down here happens all the time, but Daisy ends up cuddled up next to Cade as the law enforcing menace decides to let her keep her freedom, but only on the condition that she clean her place up before the next house visit.

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Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi

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Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!

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As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.

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Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.

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Scene 4 – Kara Price

1This scene is really just a confirmation that Special Agent Kara Price is a dorky work-a-holic who rarely gets laid because she’s more worried about climbing the corporate ladder. With a constant supply of chocolate to stuff in her mouth, she proceeds to tell us all about her fancy educational background and how she’s a medical doctor and all this other bullshit that explains why she was so damn horny with Bella. There’s no doubt in my mind she’s a nerd who’s had most of her sexual experiences while reading books. She decides it’s time to review the tape from Bella and Officer Cade’s encounter, and when she does the freak is immediately let loose! She can’t keep her hands off her body and after watching how Cade used the belt on Bella, she grabs it out of the evidence bag and rubs it against her clit before inserting it into her pussy and later wrapping it around her own neck.

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Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Real Fucking Girls

Real Fucking Girls CoverBefore watching Mona WalesReal Fucking Girls I didn’t know much about Grooby Productions besides the fact that they specialize in movies featuring transsexual performers, but this title definitely inspired further research. Every single star is hot as fuck, the production quality is great, the soundtrack made me feel like I was watching Chicago (and I mean that with nothing but respect), and the sex was really entertaining. To put icing on the cake (the good stuff too, not that pre-made crap) each scene has its own story line and everyone knows how much I love a good plot or story. Let’s jump in!

 

 

 

Scene 1 – Kelli Lox & Ella Nova

1Kelli Lox & Ella Nova find themselves in a situation most of us can relate to at some point in our lives. They’re in a relationship but because both live with their folks it’s hard for them to fuck, so they decided to ride around and find random places to do the nasty. Seems like a way to get your rocks off and keep things spicy at the same time, which is exactly what happens when Kelli discovers how turned on she gets when Ella is scared. When they find an abandoned hotel Kelli just can’t control herself and before you know it Ella’s giving her a blowjob while keeping a look out for ghosts (talk about multi tasking talent). After exchanging oral pleasantries, Kelli fucks Ella so hard her head starts knocking shit off the nightstand. Now, I’m no fan of banging a chick’s head into the headboard so that she has a headache while I rest peacefully in an orgasms induced slumber, but Ella loved that shit so much I couldn’t help but get off. She literally smiles at one point!

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Ella returns the favor by fingering Kelli’s ass while jerking her off. It may not sound like much, but this is the highlight of the scene in my opinion. Kelli loves the sensation she’s getting, evident by her tight grip on the bed post and constant moaning, and it gives Ella that added confidence to go even deeper and harder. Kelli literally looks like she’s about to explode and I was surprised when she didn’t! I had such a good time watching her enjoy the pleasure that I could hardly contain myself. Ella even bites her butt cheeks in the midst of it all and the laughter they share make the exchange really fun. Kelli goes on to fuck Ella doggy style in the ass before cumming in her mouth, but for the rest of the scene I kept thinking about ass play and how intense it was! Definitely a great opening scene.

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Scene 2 – Bella Rossi & Tori Mayes

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First off, Tori Mayes is fucking gorgeous! I could watch her sit in that lounge with that dress on talking for at least 20 minutes. Right away she lets us know that she’s a serial monogamous lesbian. She jumps from relationship to relationship (I know a few of these) in search of that happily ever after, but when she met Bella Rossi all of that changed. Bella isn’t exactly the relationship type, but the sex is beyond amazing and the chemistry they share keeps Tori coming back for more even though she knows she’ll ultimately be hurt. One night after a horrible date Tori called Bella for some of her good stuff and when she walked in her lady lust was sitting in the kitchen waiting just like this…

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There’s something else I can add to my why don’t you do this for me list…anyway, as you can see, Tori wastes no time getting all up in that shit. She walks right over and the two make out like a couple that’s constantly on-again off-again. The passionate kisses almost had me convinced they were real life partners (I Googled it) and the tension felt so real it was oozing off the screen. Watching both women get naked was a huge turn on. They both rock amazing bodies and when Tori bent down to give Bella head I just knew I wasn’t making it to the end of this one without sticky fingers. Tori pulls a butt plug from the kitchen drawer (where else would it be??) and instructs Bella to put it in her ass. I’m not really into butt stuff, but after watching Kelli Lox have the time of her life in scene 1 I couldn’t wait for Tori’s reaction. I can’t say it was equally as exciting, but she definitely loved every minute of it and that was cool to watch.

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After more oral and anal play the pair move to the kitchen table (why I travel to people’s houses with Lysol wipes!) and Tori lays that shit down! First, they’re face to face kissing like people in love do and the closeness is uber sexy. Then Tori channels her inner Energizer bunny and quick strokes the shit out of Bella while slightly choking her. Talk about hot. There was one point when Bella started sucking Tori’s fingers that had me and Tori on edge! I don’t know what it was with these two, but they really brought the story to life. When magazines began sliding off the table I just knew nut was gonna be everywhere, but surprisingly Tori pulled out and started eating Bella out again while jerking herself off. Bella came almost instantly and pulled Tori on top of her for more kisses. As the two lay in sexual bliss Tori notices a bridal magazine between them, something completely uncharacteristic for Bella, and looks puzzled. Bella just smiles and touches Tori’s lips before the screen goes black. It would have been nice to see Tori cum, but I can’t lie, the lifetime ending made my heart happy.

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Scene 3 – Natassia Dreams & Simone Sonay

2This scene was a lot of fun! Natassia Dreams is in Las Vegas for all the adult awards ceremonies and we’ve all heard the stories about what goes down in the ladies bathrooms (thanks Lily Cade!). Not really into girls but wanting to see what all the fuss is about, Natassia pulls Simone Sonay into a stall and an epic slut off ensues, for which Simone is beyond prepared! After some pretty hot and heavy dry humping and fondling, Simone sucks Natassia off in the stall (still not a bathroom sex fan) for what turned out to be a really hot blowjob scene. They still don’t get me off, but watching Natassia grab hold of Simone’s hair and fuck her face was super intense. Simone then pulls a vibrating dildo and two double headed dildos out of her purse (told you she was prepared).

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In the middle of their stall action you hear other women walk into the bathroom and tell them to “get the fuck out, other people wanna fuck too!” to which they respond “shut the fuck up, you’re just jealous.” The brief argument was hilarious and reminded me of my college bar hopping days. Nothing like pretty women arguing about who gets to fuck where first! What really made me crack up was this…

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Obviously, one chick is passed the hell out from all the partying (nothing we haven’t seen before) when this other babe walks over, steals some blow out her purse, and snorts it right off the passed out girl’s tits. First you steal my blow, and then you use my body to snort it? That’s just rude!

Anyway, Natassia and Simone eventually exit the tiny stall and find a nice couch and table to continue their slut off. The double dildo action was okay, but I would have preferred to watch someone get fucked. Both have screaming orgasms but if I had to choose a winner it would be Simone only because she supplied to toys. I mean, every slut knows to walk around with at least 2 dildos, but she was prepared with 5 if you count the doubles twice. Well played, Simone!

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Scene 4 – Amarna Miller & Ms. Jane Star

1This is my favorite scene of the movie and I want to marry Amarna Miller. Now that that’s out of the way…Jane Star finds herself in a peculiar situation. Her only claim to religion is mocking it, but she’s forced to take a religion class in college and there’s nothing she can do about it. She finds herself surrounded by bumbling idiots except for one girl, Amarna, who she develops a huge crush on but doesn’t think she has a shot in hell with. Little does she know Amarna is a FREAK! She’s a cute, little, Spanish redhead with an accent that’ll wet your panties on the spot and an innocent look that too hot to resist. Turns out though Amarna is really into dominating her partners, which fits perfectly with Jane since she likes being dominated.

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The banter between the two is really funny as Jane uses her sarcasm to gain more spankings and choking. Amarna is more than happy to oblige, spanking her ass until it’s red. I love spanking! After her wanted punishment, Jane licks and fingers Amarna’s pussy while she talks dirty and I damn near lose my mind. I swear, I could listen to that woman read the dictionary and be horny from start to finish. Jane reveals the butt plug she’s been wearing the whole day to Amarna’s pleasure and the anal games begin. She sucks Jane off while playing with the plug and the fact that Jane made it through without busting a nut earns her an award in my book! I probably would be 3 orgasms in by that point, even with the cock ring on.

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From there to two embark on a little smothering fun, something I’ve never tried but got more curious about after watching how wet and hard they both got! Plus just look at her up there, a queen on her throne. All sexy and shit…20 minutes man, just give me 20 minutes!

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They have a little Hitachi fun, grinding up against it and each other at the same time, making their eyes roll back in there head, before Amarna straps up and gives it to Jane’s asshole. I loved this part! Not only was it incredibly hot watching Amarna long stoke with her cute self, but Jane really pushed this one over the top in a good way! She begs and pleads for Amarna’s dick and finds great pleasure in every single stroke. In fact, it was so good Jane said she felt “closer to God” after all was said and done and there’s a valuable lesson to be learned here: being forced into religion or studying it can lead to some really steamy sexual encounters if you do it the right way. Plus, church girls are the best!

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Scene 5 – Aubrey Kate & Daisy Ducati

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I was waiting on this scene. Daisy Ducati is on my list of favorites because of all the energy she brings to every scene she’s in. It seems like her chemistry is effortless with every performer she performs with and this one is no different. Aubrey Kate met Daisy on a lesbian porn shoot and even though she wasn’t really into girls at the time, she was really into shoes (I know a few of these too) and Daisy happened to be wearing a pair of her all time favorites, Louboutin red bottoms (are they all red bottoms?? I don’t know, I just hand over my debit card during times like these). After a day of shopping, talking about the industry, and drinking, the two gorgeous ladies find themselves wanting more than just a friendly outing and decide to take things a little further, and by a little I mean a lot!

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Daisy starts with Aubrey’s beautiful tits and I have to tell you, this girl is sexy! Her body is amazing and she has a face to match. They use the shoes as props throughout the scene to really enhance the fantasy and. even though I’m not into feet or shoes, I found myself getting just as turned on as them. After a blowjob Daisy straps up; if you’ve ever seen one her in action with a strap before you know you’re in for a good time! They fuck missionary, with Daisy stroking Aubrey’s cock, and with every stroke Aubrey grows louder and louder. Something about this scene, maybe the way it was shot or the colors, made me feel like I was in a dream or some fantasy world and it helped me get more involved in the story. Plus their energy level throughout is sky high.

4I especially loved the mutual masturbation as they lay side by side. Something this gets over looked in lesbian sex flicks but it’s a huge part of what goes down and it can be extremely intoxicating as you look into your partner’s eyes while you get each other off. I love it and they do it to perfection! There’s also a Hitachi involved, the toy of the day on set, I suppose, which is always a bonus (if you don’t have one, go buy one now!). To end, Daisy eats Aubrey’s ass to her sheer delight and even after it’s said and done they can’t get enough of each other, still slowly grinding and fondling away.

5Real Fucking Girls is a must watch! It’s a great flick with lots of energy and you’re bound to love it! Check it out and follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 to let me know what you thought. Until next time, stay wet!

ZOLA XXX – Lost In The Game

If you’ve been anywhere near the internet in the past 24 hours, you’ve surely heard the tale of how Zola and Jess’s blossoming friendship hit the skids. This absolutely insane story of hoeism, trapping, murder, love, and loss was told entirely on Twitter and spread around HotMovies HQ like wildfire. Zola captured our porno hearts with her gripping adventure saga, beautiful turns of phrase, and entrepreneurial spirit. We want the porno adaptation A$AP, so to make that happen I’m just going to cast it and give y’all an outline of the screenplay right here.

*Editor’s Note: We at HotMoviesforHer did not change nor censor Zola’s tweets although we she uses language that we do not use on our blog. We do not mean to offend, but rather to leave the tweets as they were originally written.

CAST

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Zola – Daisy Ducati

Madelyn Monroe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jess – MadeLyn Monroe

Deviant Kade

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jarrett – Deviant Kade

Shane Diesel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Z – Shane Diesel

Misty Stone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Z’s Fiance – Misty Stone

Nathan Threat

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dreads – Nathan Threat

Wolf Hudson

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zola’s Man – Wolf Hudson

Film Treatment

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Zola meets fellow ho Jess at a Hooters and they bond over their shared hoeism. We’re excising Jess’s sugar daddy because this is porn and we’re being as cheap as possible. Zola is invited on a hoe trip to Florida with Jess. Zola’s boyfriend/sugardaddy/??? is super butthurt and panicking that Zola is leaving him alone all weekend, so she refills his water bowl and fucks him calm, romantically, with a strap on.

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Zola is picked up for the hoe trip by Jess, Jarrett, and Z. Things get awkward when Zola texts Jess, only to find that Z has the phone, and even more so when the ladies are brought a shitty hotel, but that’s ok, because only Jarrett’s lame ass is going to be staying there. The action moves to the strip club, where Zola has to wear pasties and boyshorts despite being a full nude kind of bitch. Zola and Jess aren’t making much money, so to get things moving, they get gay and have lesbian sex on stage through their bootyshorts because this club has all kinds of rules and shit. END SCENE.

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Z picks up the girls from the club and Jess spills the beans about not making any money, so Z decides that it’s time to trap. But when he turns out to be a terrible pimp, Zola takes the reigns. Fade to an artsy slow mo montage directed by Courtney Trouble of Jess banging like twenty different guys while Zola dances in a snow storm of $$$.

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Zola, Jess, and Z return to the motel to find Jarrett crying to Dreads. Now that the cat’s out of the bag, the squad moves to a nicer hotel and Z tells Zola to keep an eye on Jarrett and leaves. Jarrett acts like a total scrote about Jess trapping and starts punching himself. Zola and Jess tie him up, put a chastity cage on him, and tag team him with strap ons until he quits whining.

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This is where shit gets weird so maybe Dana Vespoli or B. Skow should direct this scene. Z and his fiancé enter just as Jarrett breaks loose and shares Jess’s trap ad on Facebook. OH SHIT. Instead of murdering Jarrett, Z is all benevolent and instead just cuckolds him. Jarrett and everyone else watch Jess suck Z’s dick and get banged from behind. Once that’s over, it’s time for everyone to get cleaned up and get to trapping. END SCENE.

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Z hands a gun and the trap phone off to Zola and tells her to use it if shit goes south. Zola, Jess, and a bewildered, sobbing Jarrett leave to go trap, and Z and his fiancé have a great fuck on the hotel bed on top of piles of money. END SCENE

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We rejoin Zola, Jess, and Jarrett in their car after a night of trapping all over town. One last call comes into the trap phone, and a familiar voice requests two girls for four guys in exchange for $5k. After some negotiation, it’s decided that Jess will join them solo for  $2k. They get to the place and OH SHIT IT’S THE GUY WITH THE DREADS AND HE JUST SNATCHED JESS!!!! While Zola and Jarrett and Z running around to trying to do a rescue mission or something, Jess and Dreads have 100% consensual sex because this is porn and this is how things work. Z comes back to save Jess and OH SHIT HE SHOT DREADS IN THE FACE. END FUCKING SCENE!!!

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The squad returns to Z’s condo where the fiancé is counting stacks. Jarrett cries and tries to jump out the window before Z gets Jarrett and Zola on a plane and they get pick up by Zola’s boo. Weeks later, Jess calls Zola from jail. There’s no more sex because we ran out of production money.

THE END

There you go, Porn World, I just did like half the pre-production for you. Axel Braun, please contact HotMovies for info on how to pay me, because like Zola, I’m in this for the $$$.

Judy Hologram would like to thank the Academy when she wins her Oscar for best casting. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.