Cupcakes are totally awesome. This past weekend my mom made key lime cupcakes to take to dinner with my girlfriend’s parents and they were a huge hit. We had a great time and now I know why. It turns out that lesbians and cupcakes go together like white people and wonder bread!
According to an article in the Washington Blade, baking cupcakes is the new softball and I for one am all for it. I’m not a big cupcake eater, but my work girlfriend is so I am all about them. In fact, this known lesbian is so into them that she has a cupcake tattoo:

And for those of you who are worried that eating cupcakes will turn you into a lesbian… they probably will. Of course, that’s just my opinion. Rachel Kramer Bussel, cupcake expert and queen of erotica disagrees stating that “nothing specifically queer about cupcakes.”
While I’m a little astounded that there is an article in print crediting cupcakes with domesticating lesbians, i’m totally glad it exists. Hopefully this will spread the word that lesbians aren’t cupcake cursing man haters.
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