Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Monday far behind us and Friday just out of reach, this smack in the middle day definitely needs a little somethin’ somethin’ to pick us up and get us to the finish line! So let’s get to celebrating the hump with link love – the sexiest news the web has to offer!
- I probably should have used this awesome penis corn dog as the main picture for this week, but it doesn’t take away from the fact that it is fantastic!
- Most folks probably either don’t remember or have no connection with the former lesbian sex magazine On Our Backs, but I totally both remember and loved it, so I was really excited to read Susie Bright’s memoir of the early years. Such a treat! (thanks Twitter)
- Iceland apparently has a Phallological Museum that houses all different varieties of animal penis and penile parts. Neat and/or totally creepy if you look at some of their collection. Woah. Also, I LOVE that this exists!
- And lastly, Chaos Bakery shot an informative video on how to make a vagina cupcake – it is super cute. I like the cupcake, but the woman making it seemed kind of uncomfortable talking about pussies… which is weird since the whole segment is the vag cake. Also, my own pet peeve – dude, it’s a vulva… and a urethra. Ok, moving on. Enjoy.
Hello all! As I mentioned last week, I spent the weekend in New York City attending the 6th Annual BlogHer Conference. And what a conference it was! More than 2000 lady bloggers descended upon the mid-town Manhattan Hilton for two days of sessions, expo rooms and, of course, more networking than you can shake business card at!
Picture via BlogHer.com, by Justin Hackworth
The sounds of laptop keyboards clicking away and the constant din of estrogen turned the hotel into a magical land where all of the amazing ladies that gathered from around the world were able to create a safe space for themselves to be as open as they are on their blogs.
Not only was I lucky enough to be in the same room as all these fabulous women, I actually got to chat with a good amount of them as well! And did the ladies love their porn!
As to not bore you too much with every little detail of my weekend, here is a list of my top highlights from BlogHer 10!
- Walking into the lobby of the Hilton into a sea of excited women. There was definitely something exciting in the air. Read the rest of this entry »
This movie had me before I even pressed the play button. Queer sex, Madison Young direction AND cupcakes?!? Did they make this movie especially for me? I’m thinking maybe so. Even the description talks about all the debauchery (as in J.D. Bauchery, I assume) going on at Queer Manor. And what a Manor it is, with all things sexy and Victorian, but all of those values tossed out the window!
Even the production quality has a very refined sensibility to it, almost like watching a very dignified BBC documentary, only with loads more fucking. Bloody brilliant! We start off with Sadie Lune having a delightful little solo jaunt, complete with tiny hand mirror to treat her to the perfect view and a string of pearls coming out of her perfect pink pussy. My favorite part of the scene was that during the most intense parts of her insanely hot climax, the camera specifically focuses on her from chest up. Sure you don’t get to see the speed of her fingers working her clit, but you do get a closer up view of her totally blessed out face and her biting her arm to stop from screaming on the top of her lungs. So, so hot. And this is before Anne Lane even comes into the picture.
I’m sure you can easily spot my absolute favorite scene in this seven scene flick, though they are all ridiculously good. The one with fucking and eating cupcakes, of course! Anne Lane comes out of the closet (heh) and fucks Lune up with a black gloved hand while she devours a cupcake resting atop Lune’s public hair. They giggle and tease in French as they screw and keep the action super hot. I love love love that they use a dental dam as a pussy placemat for one delectable looking confection, before smearing it all over Lane’s tits, then actually use the dam for it’s given job, as Lune licks and sucks Lane’s clit. It also keeps the frosting out of her cooch which is a definitely plus. And of course this wouldn’t be a Madison Young original without a little rope play, which works its way nicely into the plot.
Two very outstretched thumbs up for cupcakes and cute girls getting’ busy.
Cupcakes are totally awesome. This past weekend my mom made key lime cupcakes to take to dinner with my girlfriend’s parents and they were a huge hit. We had a great time and now I know why. It turns out that lesbians and cupcakes go together like white people and wonder bread!
According to an article in the Washington Blade, baking cupcakes is the new softball and I for one am all for it. I’m not a big cupcake eater, but my work girlfriend is so I am all about them. In fact, this known lesbian is so into them that she has a cupcake tattoo:
And for those of you who are worried that eating cupcakes will turn you into a lesbian… they probably will. Of course, that’s just my opinion. Rachel Kramer Bussel, cupcake expert and queen of erotica disagrees stating that “nothing specifically queer about cupcakes.”
While I’m a little astounded that there is an article in print crediting cupcakes with domesticating lesbians, i’m totally glad it exists. Hopefully this will spread the word that lesbians aren’t cupcake cursing man haters.
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