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Crash Pad
Written by: J.D. on June 2nd, 2009

As sad as we were to see Masturbation Month come to an end, National LGBT Pride Month is here and we are super excited! Back in 2000, Bill Clinton declared June as Pride Month to remember the Stonewall Riots, which are considered the start of the gay rights movement. And yesterday, the first of June, President Obama officially proclaimed June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month and called upon the people of the United States to “turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.” Woohoo!
In celebration of queers everywhere, I thought I’d pass on some of my favorite Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender (and queer!) movies to help kick off the month right! Now, in no certain order, a few of my favies:
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Written by: J.D. on June 1st, 2009
A scene like this is enough to make me want to go back to school! Dallas stops by the Crash Pad to help Vai study, but just as you’d think, the books barely even make an appearance – unless being used as a spanking implement counts. Kinky osmosis aside, the only thing Vai is learning is how to cum over and over again.
I just have to say that both Dallas and Vai are insanely adorable. I know it’s a little strange to call porn stars adorable, but really it’s the first word that comes to mind here. Dallas’ impish grin and Vai’s perma-blushed cheeks are super cute and had me smiling before the first items of clothing even hits the floor. When they fuck, it’s giggly and rough, full of kisses and whispers, teasing and lots and lots of squirting – which is always really hot to watch. Pretty much, you can tell that the pair are just as friendly off screen as they are in front of the camera. It’s that kind of chemistry and fun that make this movie so exciting to watch.
Vai is seriously a pleasure machine. That girl can cum repeatedly without stopping and ejaculates all over the place time and time again. Vai rides Dallas’ hand like a champ, never even stopping to catch her breath. Her coy smile and giggly shyness are really endearing, but it’s totally hot to watch her drop the initial timidness and just let the sex really take her over as the scene goes on.
Whether this twosome are cracking each other up or moaning in ecstasy, Vai and Dallas rule the screen and keep me excited till the very end. Two big thumbs up!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Porn is becoming more and more mainstream. Today’s stars have more crossover appeal than ever and I it’s never been less taboo to talk about porno in “mixed company.” Of course, that doesn’t mean that it’s ok to leave a copy of Weird Fuckin’ Sex Volume #6 – Quivering Sphincters out on the coffee table as a conversation starter when Grandma’s coming over for tea, but I think people are opening up about their viewing habits.
Today’s list features five movies that people are likely to have heard of at some point. No one knows why Kim Kardashian is famous, but we all know she made a porno!
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Vai is the type of girl who makes me wish I wasn’t old and married. I mean, my tastes trend toward women in business suits at this point in my life, but every once in a while I see a girl who reminds me of the dykes I chased after in my youth…
This is the first solo video we’ve got from Pink and White Productions and I’m happy to report that it’s smokin’ hot just like the rest of their pornos! If you think solo flicks are boring, you need to watch this one and reconsider your position. Vai doesn’t hold back as she puts on a blindfold, breaks out a belt and fucks herself silly while wearing black gloves! Her face goes red as she convulses and comes in this amazing masturbation clip. There’s no doubt that this is one girl who knows what she wants and how to get it.
If you like Vai, and I don’t see how you couldn’t, make sure to check her out in her other CrashPad appearances with Dallas and Jiz Lee!
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on April 3rd, 2009
How do you translate the hottest thing you’ve ever seen to the written word? I guess all I really need to write is “Michelle Aston.” I thought I loved the super sexy tattooed chicka before, but no I was wrong wrong wrong. This is the video that I will picture any time I think of Aston from now on. And every time, I will need to fan myself.
For me, it’s all about the way Michelle talks dirty. Her low growling demands and the way that she gets her partner to ditch the silence and join the dirty talk game… or at least say what they want. And how she takes charge and makes it lovingly rough. It’s all so amazingly hot.
Julie is quiet and shy. Her words are barely above a whisper before Michelle teases them out of her. Julie’s moans, on the other hand, are nice and loud, letting us know how good it all feels. She is the perfect bottom to Aston’s tough love top. Also, something I didn’t find out about Julie until I was half way through the movie is that she is post-op transgender M-T-F. I wouldn’t even bother mentioning it, as she is just as much a woman as me, but I wanted to point out how awesome this movie is for having a transwoman in it that doesn’t need to be labeled with some awful “shemale” business. I love progressive companies! And like I said above, I didn’t even know until halfway through the movie, and they show a good amount of vag. Yay for awesome surgery!
All in all, this movie is now one of my favorites. Something I will not only watch again, but plan to recommend to all my friends. And from the lips of a porn reviewer, that’s a pretty high endorsement.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I’m sure you noticed that we can’t stop talking about Shine Louise Houston’s Pink and White Productions lately. One of the awesome things about the work JD and I do is that we get to review what we like – there’s no pressure to highlight crappy movies or promote anything that we wouldn’t watch when we’re off the clock. So while I feel like every other thing I write lately is directly related to the fine folks out in San Francisco producing some of the hottest porn I’ve ever seen, I don’t feel bad about it because Houston’s movies continue to blow me away.
This past weekend my girl and I curled up with her laptop, her primary partner, and spent some quality time with Johnny Love and NoFauxxx creator Trouble Royale. Both women are really hot and the scene, while a little vanilla compared to some P&W scenes, it super awesome. Once they unlock the door, they don’t waste any time getting down to business. I’m all about the details and have to say that I loved watching Johnny’s pale skin flush as Royale finger bangs her!
My favorite thing about the Crash Pad movies is that there’s never any doubt that the participants are having fun. Love and Royale laugh, giggle and kiss through this sixteen-minute movie. It’s fun, sexy and a good reminder that fucking should be just that. Overall, this is a smokin’ scene starring two ladies I wouldn’t mind running away with!
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on January 23rd, 2009

that we are super excited to welcome Pink and White Productions to HotMoviesForHer!
Check out the awesomely hot Crash Pad Series – Episode 1 with Dylan Ryan And Trucker Cash who are those fine foxes pictured above.
2 out of 2 lezzies are looking forward to a weekend chocked full of hot queer porn! Poor us, bringing work home on a weekend.

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