Tag Archives: Crash Pad

Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

I like porn. I like sex toys. I like sex toys in porn. But what takes me right out of the moment is seeing porn stars jacking each other off with a nasty jelly dildo, a weak ass vibrator, or a floppy grocery store banana. It’s not sexy or cute. So when I happen upon a porno where the stars and studios have invested in some body safe, non-porous toys made from beautiful materials, I have to squee a little bit. I literally get turned on just reading about or shopping for top drawer sex toys, but seeing them put … Continue reading Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day is naturally a pain in the ass. The amount of pressure it applies can be mind numbing, and mixing that in with someone you’ve only been getting to know for a month or two can make it even tougher.  You can’t buy her jewelry because that’s moving too fast, but an oversized stuff animal that’s going to sit in a corner of her room taking up space for a few years isn’t the answer either, at least not after you’ve graduated high school (my HS gifts were epic and often inspired tears of joy, just sayin’). This year … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Valentine’s Day!

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series – Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker

In desperate need of a Shine Louise Houston fix, I went back to my roots and started digging through the Crash Pad Series. I wasn’t looking for anything in particular, but rather browsing box covers and reliving story lines (and of course, the sex) when I stumbled across the very first Crash Pad episode and couldn’t remember it! Knowing that I wouldn’t rest until I jogged my memory I decided to give Crash Pad Series Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker another look and an authentic review. As with most of the Crash Pad series episodes, this is sexy from the … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series – Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon was my first Crash Pad experience, and it definitely lived up to the hype. From the beginning it’s easy to tell that Sadie Lune is in control of the scene and the performers. By the 2 minute mark Chocolate Chip is framed as the newbie, and Surgeon Scofflaw as Sadie’s right hand woman. Before the clothes even started to come off, I fell in love with Sadie’s bossy authority and the playful awkwardness she intentionally threw into the mix, first by instructing each girl to kiss her separately, then … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

Come Crash at Crash Pad

Pornography is experiencing a renaissance in both mainstream and independent providers. From big-budget parodies to economically produced amateur content, the idea of what porn can be is expanding. One of the studios on the front line of this evolution in porn making is Pink and White Productions. Since 2005, Shine Louise Houston has created a venue for people to watch hot sex with a cast of inter-changing characters. The unique aspect of this series is that it is not just hot sex we are watching; we’re watching a sea change in the culture of porn. The conversation about pornography is … Continue reading Come Crash at Crash Pad

Top Five Tuesday – Twelves For 12/12/12

Did you guys realize that this week holds that last triple digit date in this century?  That’s right, 12/12/12 happens tomorrow so I decided that today I would celebrate that oddity with a Top Five Twelves – five movies featuring some of my favorite twelfth episodes and volumes of porno series. Anna Span’s Diary Series #12 – Do The Business – Britain’s first female filmmaker, Anna Span, brings us this fantastic time traveling porno extravaganza that offers up lots of stockings and a bunch of really hot sex between equally hot people.  Yep, it’s a list topper! Crash Pad Series … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Twelves For 12/12/12

Crash Pad Series – Episode 24: Ex And Muscle Beach

It’s been a while since I’ve sunk my teeth into a juicy piece of Crash Pad porno and decided that the hotness that Pink And White Productions offers is exactly what needs to be on the menu for this chilly Friday afternoon. Brrr… I don’t know if that was a shiver from the cold, or from anticipation! I’m guessing the latter. Today we are spending a little smutty time with Ex and Muscle Beach (yes, even their names give me a tingle in my bottom), a longtime couple that are visiting the Crash Pad to display their kink expertise.  Lucky us! Ex … Continue reading Crash Pad Series – Episode 24: Ex And Muscle Beach

Top Five Tuesday – I <3 Michelle Aston

While I haven’t written about her in a minute, I still have a massive porno crush on the fabulous Michelle Aston.  I mean really, the lady was a scientist before she started working in the industry – how cool is that?!?  What a smartypants!  Anyway, Michelle is no longer in the biz, but thankfully we still have all the videos that she starred in over the years. Today I thought I’d remind myself of my crush with a Top Five Tuesday of my favorite movies featuring the awesomeness that is Michelle Aston. Let’s get to it! Lesbian Love Vol. 1 … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – I <3 Michelle Aston

Crash Pad Series – Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawn

Holy three-way!  Crash Pad Series – Episode 14 involves a trio of hotness that will melt your eyeballs right out of your head.  Well, hopefully not, but it is fantastic.  Jiz Lee, Shawn (Syd Blakovich)and Micah Riot hot up the crash and dirty it up in best possible ways.  It’s a mish mosh of fingers, mouths, pussies, asses and a strap-on dildo for good measure.  There isn’t anything not to love. The movie opens up with a three-way make-out scene and lots of smiles.  Soon the shirts come off and the party begins.  Jiz straps on a cock and Micah … Continue reading Crash Pad Series – Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawn

Crash Pad Series Episode 4: Skye & Stacey

Tickling is something I love to watch, but can’t stand to have done to me.  I enjoy watching hot folks laugh and squirm (insert evil laugh here).  Plus, watching a bit of porno tickling is a good reminder that sex doesn’t always have to be taken with a super serious attitude.  It can be playful and light and that is exactly what queer hotties Skye and Stacey Staxxx show us. This 12 minute ditty from director Shine Louise Houston starts immediately with Skye cackling away as Stacey relentlessly tickles her legs and feet.  Skye begs her to stop and of … Continue reading Crash Pad Series Episode 4: Skye & Stacey