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Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

Njoy Eleven

I like porn. I like sex toys. I like sex toys in porn.

But what takes me right out of the moment is seeing porn stars jacking each other off with a nasty jelly dildo, a weak ass vibrator, or a floppy grocery store banana. It’s not sexy or cute. So when I happen upon a porno where the stars and studios have invested in some body safe, non-porous toys made from beautiful materials, I have to squee a little bit. I literally get turned on just reading about or shopping for top drawer sex toys, but seeing them put to good fucking use is enough to turn me into a little puddle of lustiness.

So dear readers, I scoured HotMoviesForHer to find the best scenes featuring some of my favorite top drawer sex toys in porn!

Crash Pad Series Episode 85 – Juliette March

Juliette March uses the Double Trouble sex toy in Crash Pad 85Juliette March (and her beautifully bruised ass!) stars in this solo scene from The Crash Pad. The Hitachi magic wand has been in pornos since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and features prominently here, but Juliette has tons of other goodies to play with. Besides clipping clothes pins to her perky nipples and swollen labia, she also slips an Njoy buttplug into her ass and fucks herself with a gorgeous black Double Trouble (named for director Courtney Trouble) from Fucking Sculptures! [UPDATE: Crash Pad reached out to inform us that Juliette was not actually using a piece from Fucking Sculptures. It was a toy from Juliette’s personal collection, and our best guess is that it is a Spectral from Good Vibrations.]

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 – Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 - Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee use the njoy Eleven sex toy togetherNjoy makes another appearance at the Crash Pad in Episode 41. The amazing Jiz Lee pulls the massive Njoy Eleven from its leather purse, and Dylan Ryan gasps at its size (eleven inches!) weight (2.75 pounds!) and girth (two inch diameter at its thickest!!!) Jiz wastes no time putting the big end in Dylan’s pussy, and then gets on the smaller end for some double dil action. Dylan gasps, “This is amazing” over and over again, and I can’t help but believe her.

Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3

Dana Vespoli's Real Sex Diary 3Scene four of Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3 isn’t my favorite of the movie, but I did perk up a bit when Chanel Preston pulls out her impressive Njoy collection: the Pure Wand and the Eleven. Dana puts the Pure Wand in her ass and enjoys its fullness, and Chanel inserts the large end of the Eleven; they put their legs over their heads and chill with the toys inside of them. It’s not the best use of such great toys, but its always fun to see them pop up!

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty Fucks

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty FucksScene 7 stars trans* performers James Darling and Papi Coxxx, each sporting some impressively girthy strap-ons (unfortunately I can’t identify the brands by sights.) Later in the scene, James sucks on the head of the Njoy Eleven and rolls a condom onto it with his mouth. He bends over and offers his holes to Papi, who obligingly fucks him with the smaller, ribbed end, asking him if he prefers shorter or longer strokes. He moans with pleasure, enjoying its unyielding size and shouting fuckword after fuckword.

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap Ons

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap OnsThis is another flick from Trouble Films, and is probably the first time I ever saw an Njoy toy put to good use in a porno. Butchy Maxine Holloway dominates candy-colored BBW femme Kitty Stryker, gagging her with an o-ring and clipping clothespins to her pierced nipples. She fucks her with a pink Ola from Minna Life, a cool G-spotting silicone vibe with a squeezeable pad that allows you to control the vibrations. After Kitty’s warmed up by the Ola, Maxine fucks her with a strap-on (again, I unfortunately couldn’t identify what dildo or harness she used.) Once Kitty cums, it’s Maxine’s turn with the toys. Kitty kneels before her and fucks her brains out with the Pure Wand while Maxine buzzes her own clit with the old standby Hitachi. It’s a wonderfully memorable scene; I first watched it about a year and a half ago and never forgot about it.

Occupy My Ass

Occupy My AssThis anal extravaganza from director/star Bobbi Starr has a great variety of awesome toys, all the better for occupying the aforementioned asses. Bobbi uses the Tantus Ripple on Lily LaBeau in Scene 1, as well as some gorgeous glass toys, and maaaaybe the Ringo (a 5” plug from Tantus) as well. Dana DeArmond’s Njoy Eleven finds itself in Sarah Shevon’s ass in scene 3. On Disc 2, the brilliant Aiden Starr dominates Arabelle Raphael’s ass with some glass toys and some giant black monstrosity. When she pulls with a pretty purple Tantus Silk, it seems almost meek by comparison.

BONUS: Belladonna Sexual Explorer

Belladonna Sexual ExplorerSo the toys in question don’t actually get used here, but in scene 5 Dana DeArmond proudly shows off some of her favorites from her sex toy collection to the legendary Belladonna. Naturally there’s a Hitachi, but there’s also the massive Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 and Njoy Eleven. She also owns two Tantus dildos, including Hank.

Sex toys can be an iffy, unregulated business, and pretty much the only film media that they show up in is pornography. As an advocate for body safe toys made by companies focused on pleasure and sex positivity, it’s always welcome to see porn showing off toys from great companies like Njoy, Fucking Sculptures, Crystal Delights, and Tantus, to name a few.

Watch more porn for women featuring sex toys here on HotMoviesForHer!

Judy Hologram wants an Njoy Eleven so that she can keep it under her pillow and smash skulls if there’s ever a break-in. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Porn For Valentine’s Day!

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Valentine’s Day is naturally a pain in the ass. The amount of pressure it applies can be mind numbing, and mixing that in with someone you’ve only been getting to know for a month or two can make it even tougher.  You can’t buy her jewelry because that’s moving too fast, but an oversized stuff animal that’s going to sit in a corner of her room taking up space for a few years isn’t the answer either, at least not after you’ve graduated high school (my HS gifts were epic and often inspired tears of joy, just sayin’). This year I tried something new. There’s a new lady in my life and the connection is unbelievable, so I decided to invite her into my crazy world of porn. What’s the worst that could happen, right? Our goal was to watch a flick and review it together, so my Queen Sheba and I sat on the couch, pulled out the laptop and looked for porn to watch. We browsed through a few new releases and searched through some categories before landing on King Midas’ Big Black Titties. We got through about 60 seconds before the porn gods intervened and knocked the WiFi out, but we took it as a sign and decided to check out something from Crash Pad instead. We decided on Episode 64 with Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune and Surgeon, a classic in my book (check out the review here) and after I explained my obsession with Pink And White Productions and Shine Louise Houston, we were off. I recorded our conversation so I could write out the review later, but when I listened to it I realized I stumbled upon a Valentine’s Day goldmine!

Big Black Titties CoverWhen you meet a new person you go through the regular list of questions like what’s your birthday, favorite color, movie, food and all that stuff you’ll probably forget in 5 months, but nobody ever takes the time to ask, “Hey girl, what’s your favorite position? Are sex toys a go? How do you feel about being on top in 69?” and those are just as important. While watching porn together my new lady and I inadvertently answered a lot of those questions for each other and it wasn’t as awkward as we thought it would be. While watching the opening of Big Black Titties (the love shared for boobs is real!), we both revealed that we like fucking outside because of the thrill of being caught, and a few minutes into Crash Pad 64, I learned that she likes spur of the moment toe sucking (something to definitely keep in my back pocket), voyeurism, and being told what to do, but without porn all of that might have taken months to come out. We also cracked the fuck up at Sadie’s facial expressions while controlling the scene.

skin diamond and jiz lee in erotic blends 2Of course, the conversation is flowing at this point with both of us sharing sexual likes and dislikes, so when the flick was over, we weren’t ready to stop. Being the huge Skin Diamond fan that I am, I wanted to show my Queen Sheba the scene with her and Jiz Lee, so I found Triangle FilmsErotic Blends 2 and the rest was history. Turns out she’s just as crazy about Skin as I am (I lucked up with this girl man!) so this scene inspired all sorts of revelations about acting, finger fucking, 69’ing, and strap-ons. We even jumped head first into the genderqueer conversation, and when she started pointing out little props she noticed in the background I knew I had to keep her around. One of my favorite things to do when watching porn is check out the set and surroundings. You’d be surprised what directors and writers throw in for humor or shock value (I love finding upside crosses hanging over doors) and it was cool watching and talking with someone else who does the same.

fuck the police from filly films coverSpeaking of humor, I HAD to introduce her to Lily Cade. Fuck The Police and Heartbreaker vs. Obscura were first on my list, but since she showed actual interest in it we checked out some of her older stuff from Homemade Media, Family Chronicles, and Sweetheart Video. Doms (or studs or butches…your choice) getting dicked down with straps was a nice discussion and opened up conversations about vulnerability and sexual identity vs. sexual preference. I must say, I was a little shocked at how open she was when we really got going. Talking about sex isn’t easy with anyone let alone someone you just met a few months prior, and watching it can certainly have its uncomfortable moments, but it felt natural and easy with her, which didn’t come as a complete surprise, but still nice to know for certain that she can handle my world of non-stop sex.

There’s nothing like building an amazing chemistry with someone only to find out that you are completely out of sync in the bedroom! So for Valentine’s Day 2016 I’m suggesting sitting that special lady down and watching a porno flick or two. It’s a great way to start the sex conversation, it’s entertaining to say the least, and hopefully you’ll learn what she likes ahead of time (fumbling around down there during go time is a no no, trust me) and open up about what rocks your boat. If your lady is as awesome as mine you may even have a bomb ass, intellectually stimulating conversation you didn’t see coming. And of course, there’s always the possibility you get laid, which is ultimately what we’re here for! Now, if that doesn’t make your Valentine’s Day slightly easier, she ain’t the one.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series – Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker

Crash Pad 1In desperate need of a Shine Louise Houston fix, I went back to my roots and started digging through the Crash Pad Series. I wasn’t looking for anything in particular, but rather browsing box covers and reliving story lines (and of course, the sex) when I stumbled across the very first Crash Pad episode and couldn’t remember it! Knowing that I wouldn’t rest until I jogged my memory I decided to give Crash Pad Series Episode 1: Dylan & Trucker another look and an authentic review.

As with most of the Crash Pad series episodes, this is sexy from the beginning. The opening is dark and shadowy with sexy music playing in the background, and the crash pad is introduced as a secret spot for late night hookups and undercover escapades (our spot was called the Cut back in the day). I still couldn’t remember this one, but immediately I remembered why I fell in love with Crash Pad in the first place. The heavy music and dark lighting add to the intensity that somehow always follows the actors in this series.

Dylan Ryan is a cute blonde wearing red pumps with one thing on her mind…fucking Trucker Cash! She walks into the room and takes the phone off the hook, the universal symbol for “we about to fuck and don’t wanna be bothered.” Trucker speaks the language well, not wasting any time getting Dylan’s panties down and pussy stuffed with fingers. The sense of urgency Trucker creates is hot and even though you know the two aren’t necessarily in a rush it adds to the passion between the two. Trucker’s aggression continues while fingering and eating Dylan out.

The pair moves to the couch where Dylan gives Trucker a blowjob. BJ’s aren’t really my thing, but this one doesn’t last very long because Trucker is all about the pussy at this point. After playing with Dylan’s clit for a minute or two, Trucker fucks her missionary, making her beg and plead for the cock. The entire encounter is very real and you can almost feel them coming off the screen!  From there, the sex gets a little rougher and I loved every moment! Dylan wants her pussy eaten again, and of course Trucker abides, but what I liked most was Trucker’s inability to keep hands off Dylan’s body. The touching and groping is firm and with purpose. I’m completely in love with everything about the female body and I find myself behaving just like Trucker so the fact that I could relate to what I was seeing made the fantasy that much better. Plus, looking at Dylan it’s easy to see how one handful probably isn’t enough! Trucker power fingers and licks Dylan to one more body shaking earth altering orgasm that literally left my jaw open and slightly jealous of both stars!

Short, not sweet, and to the point! Exactly what I wanted and exactly what I got. Crash Pad never lets me down, but knowing this was the 1st episode heightened everything for me (I think I’m a Pink And White geek) and on top of the intense passion they already brought to the set was the creative shooting genius behind the lens, editing and production. When I grow up, I want to be Shine Louise Houston!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

Box Cover for Crash Pad Episode 64Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon was my first Crash Pad experience, and it definitely lived up to the hype. From the beginning it’s easy to tell that Sadie Lune is in control of the scene and the performers. By the 2 minute mark Chocolate Chip is framed as the newbie, and Surgeon Scofflaw as Sadie’s right hand woman. Before the clothes even started to come off, I fell in love with Sadie’s bossy authority and the playful awkwardness she intentionally threw into the mix, first by instructing each girl to kiss her separately, then by telling Chip to take off her clothes while Surgeon sits on her lap and they both watch Chip. Sadie makes Chip confront the camera and her nervousness immediately (which she later admits to). For me, this helped drill her character into my head. Chip is already super sexy, and now you get a shy but more than willing girl inserted into the fantasy. What could be better than that!?

Oh, let me tell you…Sadie, as previously stated, is completely in control and in semi-dominatrix mode as she commands Surgeon to tease Chip. Surgeon is extremely hot and, apparently, an expert in the art of titty sucking. Not every woman out there knows what to do with a nipple in her mouth, but from Chip’s facial expression it’s safe to say Surgeon has it down! Per Sadie’s instructions, she continues her tease, this time with her hair, letting it brush lightly with a tickling effect up and down Chip’s body. I’ve never seen or had this done intentionally, but on a girl’s way down I can imagine the sensation one might feel. Add to it the controlled situation she finds herself in and this must be heavenly for our newbie. This, mixed with the environment, had me on the edge already! Thank the Goddesses of Lesbos Sadie isn’t as overwhelmed as me! She feels the heat rising, and changes course by putting Chip in the ass up position (thank you thank you thank you!) and having Surgeon go spanking 101 all over that beautiful, round butt. Neither I nor Chip was expecting this move, but both of us appreciated it. The newbie took it all in stride as was evident by her moans and the slight grin on her face once it was all said and done.

Sadie continues to throw Chip in the spotlight by asking her about her toe sucking experience and then demanding she slowly illustrate on Surgeon. At this point, Sadie has a vibrator running on constant full speed between her legs with both breasts exposed and you can tell she sees something in Chip she likes, because now she wants to see her “blowjob eyes.” Surgeon straps up and Chip’s 15 minutes of fame start. Usually this is the part I skip because I can never relate to the blowjob (maybe because I’ve never given one), but with Sadie guiding us I needed to see where this ended up and I am soooo happy I let it play out. The blowjob was cool, but Sadie really turned me on with her directions! She tells Chip to look at her and instantly I understood what she meant by “blowjob eyes.” Next she tells her to arch her back so her ass can be seen from the front, and again, there goes my top! I don’t know what it is, but Chip is fucking hot, man!

Round 3 is all about Surgeon making Chip cum, at Sadie’s command, of course. We finally have our first look at Chip’s fully naked body and all I can say is I hope she’s in more features! Her look is natural, her body is fit and her moans resonate with such authenticity that I almost blew it again! Surgeon is loving every moment of it too. She teases a little longer before eating Chip out. There’s a great shot of Chip’s hands gripping the bed post during this scene that slowly pans up to Sadie and her trusty vibrator watching with a pleasure filled grin on her face and she tells Chip to look her in the eyes the entire time. With Surgeon going to town I can just imagine how hard that task was, but Chip was up to it and the whole thing was pure porn magic!

It’s not over for our Chocolate Chip just yet. Surgeon plays with her clit while Chip sits between her legs, directly in front of Sadie. Talk about pleasantly awkward. Eventually Sadie hands her vibrator over and watches as Chip pleases herself while Surgeon fondles her nipples. The final orgasm from Chip is a buildup of everything she’s endured, and if Sadie was handing out grades there’s no way Chip finishes with anything less than an A. Sadie couldn’t care less about grades at this point though. She’s been playing with herself while handing out directions and now it’s time for her to get off. Both girls begin kissing all over her big pierced boobs and each other while Sadie holds her vibrator to her pussy, which I imagine is dripping wet by now. As Sadie begins to scream her orgasm (which we’ve all come to expect and love, or not, from her) the girls enhance the moment by sucking on her earlobes, licking her neck, and groping her tits. This is the first time I can say I was actually sad to see a porno flick end. I remembered rewind is actual thing and the panic calmed, but shit got real for a second there. This is definitely a fantasy to be revisited more than once!

I was a little confused by the constant presence of an internet voyeur whose hands and laptop they cut to at various points throughout the film, but the cuts are maybe 3 seconds in length and not once did it take away from the experience or the scene itself. It simply left me with a “huh?” and then a “oh yeah, you again” whenever she (I’m assuming because of hand size) entered the scene. Overall, I was beyond satisfied, like 3 times beyond, with my first Pink and White Productions Crash Pad experience and have already started a list of titles from them I want to watch next. Shine Louise Houston is a genius!

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Come Crash at Crash Pad

Crash Pad series logoPornography is experiencing a renaissance in both mainstream and independent providers. From big-budget parodies to economically produced amateur content, the idea of what porn can be is expanding. One of the studios on the front line of this evolution in porn making is Pink and White Productions. Since 2005, Shine Louise Houston has created a venue for people to watch hot sex with a cast of inter-changing characters. The unique aspect of this series is that it is not just hot sex we are watching; we’re watching a sea change in the culture of porn.

The conversation about pornography is multifaceted and complex. We often hear people arguing against the exploitation of women, or the lack of representation of ethnicities or different types of bodies on screen. Those who think that porn is strictly the realm of fantasy often argue counter to these points. Fantasy can be a large part of why a viewer wants to watch porn, but not all fantasies are presented within mainstream films. The Crash Pad series is a good alternative to the cannon of porn because it offers viewers a chance to look at something besides the same tropes we always see: the pizza boy, plumber, and random gonzo setups that have predominated much of the major studios. Gonzo has its place, as well as the romantic or more sensual encounters, and the parodies and erotic BDSM features rival Hollywood in production value, but there is often a disconnect between the sex on screen and the sex viewers may have.

I’ve been a fan of porn since I was old enough to rent my own videos at the creepy shack off the highway in Georgia. I’ve always wanted to see something that represented me in real life more than the images I found in some of the previous mentioned material. I like a lot of diverse porn, and I see a ton of films due to my work at Hotmovies, but I never found something as personal to me as when I found the Crash Pad Series.

When I started watching Crash Pad episodes, I realized that I was witnessing a game changer in the industry. Body type, grooming style, and sexual politics have all been addressed in Crash Pad episodes. It’s not that performers are screaming out their ideologies during their orgasms, but the type of sex the performers engage in is informed, safe, and kinky. Crash Pad shows people owning their sexuality and exploring the types of play that is not often depicted in mainstream porn—and it’s hot.

CrashPad53I recently watched Crash Pad Episode 53 staring Syd Blakovich, Carson, and Mickey Mod. The playfulness and connection between these three was incredible. There was no power dynamic, and everyone seemed to know exactly how to make each other get off. It was three good-looking people getting together to have a good time (while sticking things in each other’s asses). In other episodes, Tobi Hill-Meyer, Jiz Lee, Drew Deveaux, and James Darling have some intense orgasms, and they all looked like they were having a ton of fun. There is a positivity that is obvious when you watch these scenes, and there is no doubt that everyone on set wants to be there. While these performers vary in ethnicities, age, body shape and gender, the enthusiasm for their partners in each of their performances makes for happy watching for any viewer.

 

 

Other notable episodes:

Crash Pad 64 porn filmEpisode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune and Surgeon

Sadie gives sexual instruction to Surgeon and Chocolate Chip as she watches from afar. The dynamic, while leaning towards a D/s tone, is fun and playful. These three are incredibly sexy, and Sadie gives the viewer a very happy ending.

 

 

 

 

Crash Pad 05 queer porn filmEpisode 5: Rozen and Syd Blakovich (as Shawn)

These two have great chemistry and they are both amazing performers. There is realness and an eroticism that pops off the screen. Rozen looks great with a strap-on, and she knows how to use it too.

 

Top Five Tuesday – Twelves For 12/12/12

Did you guys realize that this week holds that last triple digit date in this century?  That’s right, 12/12/12 happens tomorrow so I decided that today I would celebrate that oddity with a Top Five Twelves – five movies featuring some of my favorite twelfth episodes and volumes of porno series.



Britain’s first female filmmaker, Anna Span, brings us this fantastic time traveling porno extravaganza that offers up lots of stockings and a bunch of really hot sex between equally hot people.  Yep, it’s a list topper!

 – I always love a  movie, and this is totally no exception. Super cute queer duo and  get naked fast and spend their whole 25 minute video giggling, groping and communicating in ways that made it even sexier.  I knew all bets were off once Johnny Love straps on a cock and plows into Legs with the most controlled, delicious thrusts ever.  Oh man, I’m blushing even writing out this short description.
 The ladies of  never disappoint with their high quality lesbian erotica, especially when it features some of the hottest ladies in the industry, including , , , and . This is two hours of action you don’t want to miss.
I have a deep love affair with old school smut and a major soft spot for vintage black and white erotica.  Luckily  offer up a twelfth volume chock full of delights from decades past.

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It’s never the wrong idea to watch hot folks wrestle each other’s clothes off and battle for the right to fuck the other.
is one of my favorite and these two are a quality pair to check out!

Enjoy your 12/12/12! It’s the last triple digit of your lifetime.

xoxo
-JD

Crash Pad Series – Episode 24: Ex And Muscle Beach

It’s been a while since I’ve sunk my teeth into a juicy piece of Crash Pad porno and decided that the hotness that Pink And White Productions offers is exactly what needs to be on the menu for this chilly Friday afternoon. Brrr… I don’t know if that was a shiver from the cold, or from anticipation! I’m guessing the latter.

Today we are spending a little smutty time with Ex and  (yes, even their names give me a tingle in my bottom), a longtime couple that are visiting the Crash Pad to display their kink expertise.  Lucky us!

Ex dials the rotary phone. Ring ring ring. Muscle Beach picks up.

“Hello?”

“You’re late.”

Click.  What a deliciously ominous beginning ….

Ex is a firm top that takes no sass, while Muscle Beach is definitely a bratty bottom that knows exactly how to get Ex’s toppy attention.  Note:  I don’t know how Muscle identifies, so I will use gender neutral pronouns, like “they.”  From the start it’s apparent how much these two love each other and how much chemistry is going on.  Ex is a totally hot daddy (yes, even chicks can be daddies – though I don’t know if Ex identifies as a chick either) and gives Muscle super hot smacks from the beginning.

Within two minutes of starting, Ex has Muscle Beach bound in rope and apologizing for being late by licking their boots.  Yum.  I love how tough, yet tender, Ex is – giving the hardest, hottest smacks, and still asking how the rope feels on Muscle’s wrists.  That is the sign of a good top if I ever saw one.  Man, oh man, I love watching kink done right!

Soon Ex is cutting off Muscle’s clothes, starting with a t-shirt they love and moving on to the ace bandage binding down their chest.  It’s so obvious how much Muscle both loves and hates getting smacked in the chest.  It’s all consensual, so they would say if it was too much, but since they don’t, I’m sure Muscle is enjoying it.  Once they play a little more, Ex gets the rope again and ties up Muscle’s torso with beautiful rope bondage.  And then gives Muscle the cock they want in their mouth so badly.  Holy amazing bound blowjob, Batman.  One of my favorite parts is when Muscle asks Ex to get a hair off of their tongue and the character breaks for a few seconds to work it out.  It’s really sweet and totally sexy to get a glimpse of their underlying dynamic.

Underwear get cut off, more slapping occurs, nipple clamps come out, the hitachi and more.  Who doesn’t love a night out at the Crash Pad?

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Top Five Tuesday – I <3 Michelle Aston

While I haven’t written about her in a minute, I still have a massive porno crush on the fabulous .  I mean really, the lady was a scientist before she started working in the industry – how cool is that?!?  What a smartypants!  Anyway, Michelle is no longer in the biz, but thankfully we still have all the videos that she starred in over the years.

Today I thought I’d remind myself of my crush with a Top Five Tuesday of my favorite movies featuring the awesomeness that is Michelle Aston.

Let’s get to it!


I’m pretty sure it was this video that turned me on to  in the first place.  Paired with  in scene 4, Aston plays a television repair person that gives Paloma a lot more than just quality customer service.  The action includes lots of toys, explosive orgasms and foot in pussy play – how could I not be totally smitten?  Oh man, if Comcast only delivered like this…

– The Crash Pad is always a sexy place to hang out, but adding  to the mix makes it even hotter.  And pairing Aston with Julie, a newbie, brings it to a whole new level of yum.  Julie’s delicious whimpering and Michelle’s tender topping come together to offer us a seriously amazing time at the Crash Pad.
 – Vivid brings us this half porn/half art instillations movie featuring with a huge mohawk and an even bigger vibrator (the Hitachi) getting herself off, and then helping blond bombshell , with her own down and dirty adventures.  The fact that the action is happening on the floor of some workshop covered in American flags makes it all the more bizarre and somehow even sexier.
I get asked about my tattoos at least once a day, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten laid from the inquiry.  I guess  just has that way about her, with her cocksure attitude and perfectly coiffed mohawk.  And once  gets a peek at all of Aston’s colorful skin, she really doesn’t stand a chance against Michelle’s sex appeal.  Who would?  The dialogue is kind of a train wreck, but if you can ignore it or even hit mute, the action definitely makes up for it.
 – This kinky skateboard romp rocked my world more than even expected.  It was scene three that really did it for me, with Amber tied to a skateboard as rams into her pussy with a strap on. Using her science background to her benefit, Aston relies on physics to know the exact speed she needs to pull the skateboard back and forth to keep Amber moaning for more. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather see this skateboard trick than a half-landed kick flip any day.

This whole post gave me some serious déjà vu, but I think it’s because I’ve written about Michelle Aston so much in the past five years that I am truly surprised that I haven’t written it before.  Either way, enjoy!

xoxo
-JD

Crash Pad Series – Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawn

Holy three-way!  Crash Pad Series – Episode 14 involves a trio of hotness that will melt Crash Pad Series - Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawnyour eyeballs right out of your head.  Well, hopefully not, but it is fantastic.  Jiz Lee, Shawn (Syd Blakovich)and Micah Riot hot up the crash and dirty it up in best possible ways.  It’s a mish mosh of fingers, mouths, pussies, asses and a strap-on dildo for good measure.  There isn’t anything not to love.

The movie opens up with a three-way make-out scene and lots of smiles.  Soon the shirts come off and the party begins.  Jiz straps on a cock and Micah tends to it with her mouth.  With Micah blowing Jiz, Shawn gets her black gloves on a ready – fingers lubed, she rubs Micah’s pussy in preparation for a proper fucking.  Yes.  Hot!

Micah totally gets ravished by Jiz and Shawn.  At one point Jiz takes the lead and fucks them from behind.  It looks amazing!  Jiz, with a butt plug in their ass, lies on top of Micah.  Jiz keeps the plug in place while grinding her pussy on Jiz’s leg.  Micah’s mind is blown and all is right in the world.

If you’re into hot queer three-way sex, you’ll be into this porno.  Enjoy!

Watch Crash Pad Series – Episode 14: Jiz, Micah, & Shawn now!

 

Crash Pad Series Episode 4: Skye & Stacey

Tickling is something I love to watch, but can’t stand to have done to me.  I enjoy watching hot folks laugh and squirm (insert evil laugh here).  Plus, watching a bit of porno tickling is a good reminder that sex doesn’t always have to be taken with a super serious attitude.  It can be playful and light and that is exactly what queer hotties Skye and Stacey Staxxx show us.

Crash Pad Series - Episode 4: Sky & StaceyThis 12 minute ditty from director Shine Louise Houston starts immediately with Skye cackling away as Stacey relentlessly tickles her legs and feet.  Skye begs her to stop and of course she doesn’t.  You can tell that Stacey is totally into this.  She never joins in with the laughter, but carries on with the tickling and only stops from time to time in order to rub Skye’s pussy or to slide her fingers in.  Watching Skye bounce between near torture and pleasure is fun to watch.  I love how the to two can intersect and create a mind blowing experience for both partners.

There is a great dynamic be tween these two.  Stacey remains in control, but without force.  She is calm, smooth and gives just the right amount of effort.  Skye is submissive, in the moment and totally taken over by the tickling and pussy play.  She is instructed to touch herself and does so without question.  I suppose when you’re at the mercy of someone who is tickling the crap out of you, you do what you’re told!

I am never disappointed when I watch a porno from the Crash Pad Series.  No matter who the performers are, I know I’m going to watch two (or more) people fuck who are genuinely into each other and what they’re doing.  I love the variety of bodies and sex acts offered up for all to see and enjoy.

You can also check out J.D’s review of this movie here!

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Love,

Ginger