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Happy Black Friday all!  Today is the day we pick the winner of the Neon Wand from Stockroom.com!  And guess what I just did?  Got out my trusty random number generator and complied all the fabulous comments and twitter retweets (82 total)!  Thank you all so much for participating!!!

Before I spin the magic generator and find out our winner, let’s take a look at this awesome prize!

Pretty freaking hot, right?!?  Alright, it’s time!!!

And the winner is… drum rollllll…..  Catchh!!

Here is the thank you letter Catchh wrote to her Hitachi Magic Wand:

Dear Hitachi Magic Wand:

I will never stop loving you. I don’t care if you’re clunky, heavy, and unwieldy, that you get hotter than a toaster oven if you’re on for more than half an hour, and that there’s something vaguely Storm-Trooperish about your appearance (ESPECIALLY not this)–you are the only animal, vegetable, or mineral that has ever made me have an orgasm that lasted so long that I had to throw in the towel from exhaustion. (Literally. It was soaked.)

For consistently bringing me to the point of unending, screaming orgasm without ever asking anything in return (except maybe to be cleaned?), I thank you Hitachi, from the bottom of my vaginal canal.



Oh, Hitachi, everyone loves you!  Congratulations to our winner!!



Hope everyone had awesome Spanksgiving!

xoxo
JD & Ginger, the ladies of HM4Her!

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Happy Spanksgiving!  Though we can hardly believe it, November is back again, bringing the most thankful time of year back to us.  We here at HotMoviesForHer are seriously thankful for so many things, including getting  a paycheck to write about dirty movies and testing out more dildos than we know what to do with…  I know I am especially thankful that Ginger Leigh joined the HM4Her team, and that a few times a week (at least), we go get chocolate together in the afternoon.  What? It’s concentration food!

More than that though, we are both so thankful for all the amazing people that read our blog and check out all the smut we peddle your way.  Our lives wouldn’t be nearly as fun without you guys!  Because we are so grateful for the things we have, we want to continue our tradition of passing along the thanks with a Happy Spanksgiving Kinky Contest!

To do it up right, we thought we’d turn to the big guns of hot kinky fun – Stockroom.com, who have offered up an amazing prize: A Neon Wand!

Electrosex at its finest, this quality device creates an electrical discharge across the skin, bringing about a world of delicious sensations.  Sounds sweeter than pumpkin pie!

I know – super hot, right?!

So, what do you have to do win this prize and shock in your holiday season with a Neon Wand ($150 value!)?

All you need to do is comment on this post, writing a 2 sentence (or more) thank you letter to your favorite sex toy, porn movie or porn star. Here is an example:

“Dear njoy Pure Wand: Thank you for being such an amazing piece of stainless steel.  Your perfect curves and smooth nature always have me begging for more.”

Easy peasy!  Plus, if you want an extra good chance at winning, we are adding in additional electronic raffle tickets to the pot for our Twitter followers that retweet the following after commenting:

“RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away a Neon Wand electrosex toy from @Stockroom_com!  Happy Spanksgiving! http://bit.ly/vX2E5k”

Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry.

We will be drawing our winner on Black Friday, November 25th at noon eastern time, so be sure to get your comments and retweets in ASAP!

Also, please make sure you leave us a way to contact you!

Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving!

xoxo

-JD and Ginger Leigh!

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Before you sit own for your delicious turkey dinner this year, there are two things you need to do to make this week as fruitful as possible.

First, you need to head back to HotMoviesForHer.com and enter to win $300 worth of quality kink gear from Stockroom!

All you need to do is send us a comment (on the original post) with something you are thankful for this year, and BAM – you are in the running!  Sweeten the pot a little bit by retweeting the magic words:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away $300 worth of awesome kink gear from @Stockroom_com!  Happy Spanksgiving! http://bit.ly/dlEExO

And secondly, you need to write yourself a BIG ASS NOTE reminding you that HotMoviesForHer.com is streaming movies for FREE on Black Friday, Nov. 26th, from 5am-10am EST. Screw waiting in line in the cold for the big box stores to open – getting off in the warm glow of your computer screen is WAY more fun!

Happy Thanksgiving, Pervs!  Save room for pie!

xoxo
-J.D. and The Porn Librarian

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Happy Monday!! We are back in action this lovely first day of November and our initial order of business for the week is to announce the winner of our Win Porn and Save the World contest!

And the winner is… Pecola!  Woohoo!   You win 200 FREE MINUTES of porno and can now watch your favorite smutty movies over and over, including the one you commented as your top pick, Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes!

Congratulations, Pecola!  Enjoy!

- The ladies of HotMoviesForHer

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If there’s one problem with the world we can all agree on it’s that there’s too much scary porn. I’m not talking about the awesome kind of scary porn the combines all of the amazingness of horror films with XXX – I love that shit. What I’m talking about is all of the boring girl-boner killing crap that is mass produced and uninspired.

Scary Porn

We’re busy promoting some of our favorite good scary porn as we do every Halloween but really wanted to do more because we’re the type of people who never stop giving. We do our best to highlight really good XXX every day, but thought it would be awesome if you could help out a little. With the gazillions of adult movies there are floating around the universe, we can’t watch everything, so we want to compile a list of awesome porn that is loved by our readers.

That’s why we’re asking you to leave a comment on this post sharing your favorite adult movie of all time. Then we’ll make a list of awesome porno created for the people, by the people!

Because the ladies of HM4Her love spreading the XXX wealth, we thought this would be a great opportunity to give away some free porn too. If you leave a comment on this post sharing your favorite dirty movie, you’ll be entered in our drawing for 200 free minutes on HotMoviesForHer! That’s right, one little comment could get you tons of free porn.

We’re going to do the drawing at noon on Friday, October 29th, so be sure to comment before then. Contestants must be at least 18 years of age. (21 years of age in some jurisdictions.) Just make sure you leave a comment and a valid email address so we can get in contact with the winner. Each individual is limited to one entry.

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There’s no denying that winter is officially here, but thankfully we’ve teamed up with our friends at babeland.com to make sure your extra curricular activities in the bedroom don’t cool down one bit! That’s right, we’re giving away Lelo’s Liv – a super fancy vibe that one lucky reader will win in our random drawing.

The petite powerhouse Liv vibrator by Lelo proves you don’t have to sacrifice quality and elegance for a travel-ready toy. An elegant silicone body houses a powerful motor with five different vibration programs. Holds a charge for two hours. Includes gift box, user manual, charger, satin pouch, and 1-year manufacturer’s warranty.

It’s silicone, rechargeable and comes with a warranty – what more could you ask for?

I’m sure you’re wondering how you can enter this fantastic giveaway. It’s simple, all you need to do is leave us a comment on this post sharing a sexy tip for staying warm this winter and we’ll enter your name in our drawing.

PLUS, if you follow us on twitter and retweet the following after commenting, you’ll earn an extra raffle ticket and increase your chances of winning:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away Lelo’s Liv thanks to @Babeland_Toys check it out http://bit.ly/7zroV7

Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry. Only comments left before noon (east coast time) this Friday, December 11th will be included in our drawing. Also, please make sure you leave us a way to contact you!

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One year ago, on a warm Tuesday afternoon in August, I sat down at my desk here at the HM4Her headquarters to find something blog-worthy to post.  After scouring the Internet for what seemed like 100 years, I came up with nothing.  Instead of shrugging and moving on to another project, I said NO, screw that, I’m gonna take this time to let the world know what J.D. Bauchery is thinkin’ – what I like.  So I looked at all my favorite movies on the site (well, maybe not all my favies, we do have over 100,000) and chose my top porn scenes.  Five scenes, to be exact.  And with that post, an alliteration was born! 

That’s right, this week we are celebrating the anniversary of Top Five Tuesday!  From our favorite Sasha Grey flicks and greatest female directors to the rauchiest bizzaro porns and hottest male masturbation movies – we really try to cover it all.  This time it’s your turn.

In the great tradition of one good turn deserving another, HotMoviesForHer.com is giving out 1000 FREE PORN MINUTES!  We want to know your Top Five choices of any movie on the site.  Horror porns, anal action, lesbians licking lots of lady bits – you name it! Read the rest of this entry »

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