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Someone needs to amend the dictionary STAT, because this comic is not only hilarious, but let’s face it, pretty much true.  Thanks Queers With Cats!

 
xoxo
-JD & Ginger

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For us folks that work in the sex industry, and pervs in general, sometimes even the most innocent of  acronyms means something TOTALLY different to us.  Example: I once dated a therapist who talked about how she did a lot of CBT in her work.  Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, that is.  Now, in MY work, CBT is most definitely Cock and Ball Torture.  Can you imagine the misunderstandings and confusion THAT caused?  Hilarious.  Scout over at Queers With Cats knows EXACTLY what we are talkin’ about!

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So funny and so very true.  Just another reason why I love being a big old pervert!

xoxo
-JD

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  And welcome to March – the month that goes in lion and out like a lamb.  It’s the month that officially brings us into the spring season, and I could not be happier.  There’s nothing I love more than spring… well, watching folks fuck on screen isn’t too shabby either, but spring means I can watch people fucking on screen with the windows open!  Anyway, that and the fact that it’s Humpday has put be in a fabulous mood and has me giddy and searching through the interwebs with vigor!  Good thing you get the fruits of my labor!  So sit back, relax and let’s get to it with a little link love!

- XKCD always seems to get it right, especially when they talk about sex.

- Speaking of things that are geeky awesome – Playing D & D With Porn Stars.  That’s right, Dungeons and Dragons…  Holy crap, does it get any nerdier/sexier?!  I think not.  (via Fleshbot)

- Fabulous San Francisco-based queer porn empire Pink and White Productions has recently published their safer sex best practices in porn standards, complete with health resources.  Healthy safe sex = Awesomeness.  Thanks Pink and White!  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- Queer porn star Jiz Lee is all about giving back to the community and is hoping that we will help out too – with a special porno incentive to make it super extra worth your while!  We <3 Jiz!

- Finally!  A study that tells porn like it is – that it’s not harmful and yes, it can even be beneficial!

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Per usual, we scoured the interwebs to find the sexiest news out there and bring it back for you guys.  We are so awesome, I know.  Anyway, there is lots of fun links to love up on, so let’s get to it!

- What if we no longer needed sex toys?  Doesn’t sound like a world I’d wanna live in, but Dilidoo.com did figure out a bunch of neat ways to recycle the toys we wouldn’t need.  I particularly like the pussy beer cozy.  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- Speaking of going green, a Berlin brothel has starting giving discounts to patrons that arrive by bicycle or public transit.  Good for the environment, good for the neighboorhood traffic congestion and good for the girls to get more business – it sounds like a win-win-win to me! (via EmandLo)

- Mom, I’d like you to meet my friend Sasha… Sasha Grey.  And six other porn stars you could take home to meet mom.  (via Fleshbot) Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  It’s Wednerday again and you know what that means, time for a little link lovin’!  Oh, and we can’t forget that this is the first official Humpday of summer 2009!  Woohoo!  Summer rules!  Ok, let’s get to it!

- Somehow porn-lovin’ blog Fleshbot got alt queen Joanna Angel in the same room with Stoya… and got them naked… AND captured it on film.  Mega hotness ensued.  I guess sometimes the stars really do align.  Thanks Fleshbot!

- After Questlove twittered that Sonic Youth-er Thurston Moore was wearing the riskiest t-shirt he’d ever seen on broadcast tv (“gangsta move son” ) on Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, we just HAD to see what the Moore decided to rock on stage.  Turns out it was pretty risque… and totally awesome. (via TheFrisky)

-Speaking of old school indie rockers, Dinosaur Jr. recently did a live performance for Fuel TV and not only did Kimberly Kane (who apparently is a huge fan of the band) get to go, she got her skateboard signed and took a picture for us. 
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Porn for women may not be as abundant as porn geared for the guys (they’ll watch anything!), but as you ladies know from looking about this site, it is, in fact, way more of a reality than this comic suggests.  Although unicorn sex does sound pretty awesome (by that I mean someone dressed as the magical steed, not a real unicorn – that’d be illegal!)!!

No matter what, this trumps Cathy anyday…

(via Fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

[Edit:  I just fout out that Danielle Corsetto, the cartoonist who does this strip, was my friend's first girlfriend in high school and his first kiss. Aww.  Weird small world, right?]

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