Detention is about, you guessed it, detention.  When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention.  But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment.  Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go.  And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles.  Yum.

While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams.  It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more.  He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags.  Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor.  It’s pretty freaking awesome.

I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself.  It’s pretty awesome.  I do love me some Johnny Hazzard.  The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it.  Looks like a need a little detention of my own.

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Before I even begin, I know this is an oldie, dating back to 1992 (can you believe that is nearly 20 years?!?), but seriously, how could I resist a musical – especially one by Chi Chi LaRue!   So, I’m sorry about the kind of crappy video quality and ‘90s chic, but I’m sure you’ll forgive me once you take a peek for yourself.

Within the first minute we are already privy to the musical stylings of Eddie Jackson (Randy Mixer), crooning about his “just one man” as an up-and-coming artist.  It’s actually a pretty catchy song.  Lots of synthesizer and cheese ball lyrics.  In fact, all the songs are like this – which I’m totally into.  My major gripe about the music is that there isn’t enough of it!  And no one just breaks into song out of nowhere, which I love.  It’s all singing on stages. Bo-ring!  Maybe I’m a purist, but if you aren’t willing to bust out in song at any random moment, I don’t really consider you a musical.  Those Sharks and Jets didn’t need a stage, now did they?

Since this is a musical (well, by porn standards), this is also a love story.  Basic premise: Eddie leaves Ken, his boyfriend (his first boyfriend) to experience the gay sex world and falls for this total douche bag who fucks around on him.  Then he gets his big break musically and realizes he really wants to be with Ken.  Sorry for the spoiler, but it’s the same old happily-ever-after romance, so let’s get to the fucking!

I really like how the sex fits into the storyline in this obviously plot heavy flick.  They don’t just fuck to get it on without being at least a little bit part of the story.  There is some dirty alley sex and a super hot handjob right in the middle of a crowded club, but most of the screwin’ happens in beds, including my favorite scene (the last one),  Not only is it full of super hot blow jobs and but sexin’, we even get a pillow fight at the end!  Clearly I am a romantic above all.

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- Maybe I - and the Buzzfeed folks – are totally pervs, but there is way more going on in this picture than just a bunch of pipes.

- It was “No Pants Day” on the subway the other day.  Check out this awesome picture gallery!  I guess I probably should have used one of these as the main picture here, right?  Oh well, the pipes are hot!

- Fleshbot was in attendance at the Adult Entertainment Expo last weekend and shot some really great videos, including Lily LaBeau talking about modeling vs. porn; sex advice from Dana DeArmond; and giving thank you cards to male porn stars.  Thanks for letting us in on the action, Fleshbot!

- Speaking of AVN/AEE last weekend, apparently Charlie Sheen was also hanging out in Vegas, kicking around with a group of porn stars – including Bree Olson (who may or may not have been the nanny on Keeping Up With The Kardashians?).   As a side note, Two and a Half Men is the worst show ever (no offense Ducky).

- And one last report from AVN/AEE weekend, seems that has-been D-lister Andy Dick had to be booted from the awards ceremony for going into the dressing rooms and harassing Tera Patrick and Chi Chi LaRue.  Way to go, Dick.  (via TinyNibbles)

- Weirdest arousal tests ever.  Also, “vagina flashlight” would be an awesome name for a band.

- I love the idea of bringing these outdated euphemisms for sex back into popular vernacular.  Who’s with me?

And lastly,  a live-action Simpsons porn is coming out.  Yeah, you read that right.  Check out the trailer.

Woah, right?

Hope this helps get you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

I’ve talked about Lucas Entertainment’s Men of Israel a ton and it is my favorite dude on dude porno of the year (so far!) It’s been months and I’m still not over hot freaking hot the men are and I don’t even sleep with dudes. If I thought these guys would have anything to do with me, I might just make an exception for Avi Dar and Matan Shalev.

Besides being packed full of perfect men, the scenery in this film is out of this world.  Well, I guess it’s really just out of this hemisphere, but it’s pretty fantastic too.

Anyways, congrats to Michael Lucas and Lucas Entertainment on winning  the 2010 GAYVN Award for Best Selling Title.  In a world in which money talks, I’m guessing this is the best award to win!

I was also thrilled to see that Chi Chi LaRue’s Black Balled 7 – Jail Slammed took home a trophy this year. Cameron Adams is the lucky white boy who finds himself on the receiving end of a ten man gangbang starring some really beautiful (and hung) studs.

I won’t name all of them, but knowing that Race Cooper, Eddie Diaz and Freakzilla Diego are in this film should be enough to make you go check it out.

Another great thing about this film is that LaRue takes the epic series to a whole new level by mixing things up a bit, even though he obviously had a winning formula. What that means for us, the lucky viewers, is that we get to see Adams top Osian before the prisoners set their sites on his pretty ass! LaRue took a risk and it paid off when the film won Best Group Sex Scene!

Those are a couple of my favorites, but there were tons of hot movies recognized this past weekend in San Francisco, including these:

Congrats to all of the 2010 GAYVN Award winners from the ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com on behalf of all of the women out there who love watching hot man on man action!

- Twenty things that look like lady bits.  Sure, it’s a little immature and silly, but seriously, if I saw these on the street, I’d totally think ‘look, a vag!’

- And speaking of glorious girl parts (or making sure we don’t see them actually), check out these 14 famous merkins!

- and STILL about the vag, I want this romper!  I think it explains me perfectly.

- Delaware hosted a pro-masturbation march against anti-jerkin’ it Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell.  I have so many amazing jokes I want to write… but I will just say ‘awesome.’

- Two adorable gay men broke the world record for the longest kiss – smooching in at a whopping  33 hours!  Way to bring visibility to the homos!  Thanks guys!  Now to grab a chap stick -  I’m sure you need it! (via SUNfiltered)

- And again with the gays, it turns out that recent polls show that many folks consider pets as part of a family, while gays not so much.  Sigh.  I know fluffy is cute, but what am I, chopped liver? (via Jezebel)

And lastly, Chi Chi LaRue and a bunch of gay porn stars want to make sure you have safer sex!  So Shut Your Hole!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Sporty Girls: Watching Jessica Lynn get worked over in a boxing ring was enough to make me an eternal fan of this movie. While I haven’t had a chance to see it yet, we just added Sporty Girls 2 starring the gorgeous Sasha Grey. I can’t even express how hot she looks on the cover – apparently I have a thing for boxers.

Take One For The Team: I couldn’t pass up the chance to feature this hot flick from Chi Chi Larue and Rascal Films. There are four scenes and each tackles (bad pun intended) a different sport. I love the first scene with cover boy Todd Winters and Andel. They’re decked out in full football gear at first and watching Winters top Andel beats the Superbowl in my book.

Muscle and Cum: I had to include a solo movie in this list because I imagine that no one likes to jerk off to their own reflection more than a muscled athlete. Of course, all of that hard work they put into their bodies does pay off, in my opinion! The line-up (again with the bad puns) is impressive including Euro studs Claudio Antonelli and Julian Vincenzo.

Pornolympics: The Anal Games: If you want to see the best of the best, you shouldn’t pass by the Pornolympics! Apparently, winning doesn’t matter when you’re getting fucked senseless like these Euro girls. You’ll see blowjobs in the pool, mud wrestling and a weird dildo bike combination that everybody needs to see.

World Soccer Orgy Part 1: If you’ve ever wondered why the entire world is obsessed with soccer, this Staxus film should make it very clear. Whether these boys are getting down and dirty on the pitch or in the showers after the game,, these footballers are insanely hot! For those of you who like a little group action, Alan Capier takes on six jocks in the final scene.

Game On!
-The Porn Librarian

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Sometimes, a girl just needs to see a dude being bent over a motorcycle and used. Thank goodness for the dirty mind of the fabulous Chi Chi Larue, who has a way of fulfilling my every want and desire when it comes to hot man sex.

In Leather Sessions, which was nominated for Best Leather Video, Larue has gathered a group of hung daddies who let their instincts take over in this filthy film. I freaking love it. Lately my taste in gay male porn has trended towards dirty flicks – I’m sure I could dig through the feminist texts I’ve studied and figure out why – but instead I’m going to embrace my inner pig and enjoy!

Like all Rascal Video pornos, this one is packed full of the hottest guys in adult including my porno boyfriend Johnny Rascal and the insanely handsome Luca DiCorso, but my favorite scene starred two men I’m relatively unfamiliar with. The third scene opens with Derrick Hanson on a motorcycle rubbing his crotch while Simon Angel watches. The build up for the scene is great because they don’t rush it at all. There’s something about the anticipation of these two dudes going at it that’s almost as hot as the physical act. I love that both men bottom in this film, I always prefer men who are versatile for whatever reason, and Hanson is really hot whether he’s giving or receiving.

I can’t talk about this movie without mentioning Hazzard, who appears in the second and last scenes. I preferred the second, that also stars DiCorso and Adam Young, but you really can’t go wrong with this movie unless you have something against manly men or hot sex.
-The Porn Librarian

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I’ve talked about Johnny Hazzard a lot on here, so I’m sure you’re all aware that I want to have his babies. The idea of him being ravaged by a bunch of muscular, hairy men totally turned me on, so I had to review When Bears Attack. This Chi Chi Larue film was the 2008 GAYVN Winner for Best Specialty Release – Bears, so going into it I had faith that it would not disappoint.

The movie opens up with sixteen minutes of Hazzard solo. Not a bad way to kick things off. For those of you who haven’t seen any of his movies yet, it’s a nice intro to one of the hottest guys in the industry. Larue spends plenty of time focusing on every inch of his tight, tattooed body before he begins to work his cock in the back of a pickup truck.

After that we’re introduced to the alpha bears, who are drawn to Hazzard’s truck, but I’d much rather talk about the gang bang – which is pretty hot. I should warn you that while the buildup to the grand finale, with a group of bear outside scratching the house and each other, seems a little cheesy, it also builds a lot of tension. When Hazzard finally opens the door to see three gorgeous manly men with lust in their eyes, you forgive anything that seemed silly 30 seconds ago. Hazzard is an amazing bottom and he just can’t get enough of Arpad Miklos and his crew. They pass him around like a jar of honey (sorry it’s the only thing I can think of that bears like) and he ends up drenched in cum and satisfied. While gang-bangs aren’t for everyone – if you’re into raw male sexuality, this is definitely worth taking a look at.
-The Porn Librarian