Today feels like a gay porn kind of day, so I decided to give a little love to the gay porn studio I hear so many good things about, Rascal Video. I’ve watched a few Rascal Video flicks in the past, but it has been a while, so I’m happy to sit back and take in all the super hot man-on-man action they have to offer. Plus it’s a Chi Chi LaRue movie, so I am extra excited to take a look. I mean, who doesn’t love porn directed by a drag performer? I am in awe of her many talents. Alright, onward to the movie.
Detention is about, you guessed it, detention. When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention. But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment. Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go. And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles. Yum.
While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams. It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more. He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags. Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor. It’s pretty freaking awesome.
I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself. It’s pretty awesome. I do love me some Johnny Hazzard. The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it. Looks like a need a little detention of my own.
It’s official – I do not watch nearly enough gay porn. I spend so much time thinking about women in porn that I sometimes overlook that some women who watch porn are into viewing two (or more) dudes fucking each other. But today I am looking my misstep right in the eyes and reviewing a movie from one of my favorite gay porn directors, Chi Chi LaRue. And of course I couldn’t just pick a run-of-the-mill dirty flick; no, I had to go for the first ever full-blown gay porn musical!! Ah-mazing!
Before I even begin, I know this is an oldie, dating back to 1992 (can you believe that is nearly 20 years?!?), but seriously, how could I resist a musical – especially one by Chi Chi LaRue! So, I’m sorry about the kind of crappy video quality and ‘90s chic, but I’m sure you’ll forgive me once you take a peek for yourself.
Within the first minute we are already privy to the musical stylings of Eddie Jackson (Randy Mixer), crooning about his “just one man” as an up-and-coming artist. It’s actually a pretty catchy song. Lots of synthesizer and cheese ball lyrics. In fact, all the songs are like this – which I’m totally into. My major gripe about the music is that there isn’t enough of it! And no one just breaks into song out of nowhere, which I love. It’s all singing on stages. Bo-ring! Maybe I’m a purist, but if you aren’t willing to bust out in song at any random moment, I don’t really consider you a musical. Those Sharks and Jets didn’t need a stage, now did they?
Since this is a musical (well, by porn standards), this is also a love story. Basic premise: Eddie leaves Ken, his boyfriend (his first boyfriend) to experience the gay sex world and falls for this total douche bag who fucks around on him. Then he gets his big break musically and realizes he really wants to be with Ken. Sorry for the spoiler, but it’s the same old happily-ever-after romance, so let’s get to the fucking!
I really like how the sex fits into the storyline in this obviously plot heavy flick. They don’t just fuck to get it on without being at least a little bit part of the story. There is some dirty alley sex and a super hot handjob right in the middle of a crowded club, but most of the screwin’ happens in beds, including my favorite scene (the last one), Not only is it full of super hot blow jobs and but sexin’, we even get a pillow fight at the end! Clearly I am a romantic above all.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. It’s annoyingly snowy here in Philly, which means wet socks but not enough accumulation to stay in bed. Oh well, that just means we get to celebrate Humpday in a climate quite conducive to hiding under the covers and getting your hump on! So, pull your snow boots (and the other 50 layers you’re wearing) off and let’s get busy – with a little link love!
- It was “No Pants Day” on the subway the other day. Check out this awesome picture gallery! I guess I probably should have used one of these as the main picture here, right? Oh well, the pipes are hot!
- Fleshbot was in attendance at the Adult Entertainment Expo last weekend and shot some really great videos, including Lily LaBeau talking about modeling vs. porn; sex advice from Dana DeArmond; and giving thank you cards to male porn stars. Thanks for letting us in on the action, Fleshbot!
They say it’s an honor to just be nominated for this kind of thing, but let’s face it, no one remembers who was even nominated for this years Gay Porn Oscars. Between the hot twitpics of half-naked winners celebrating and the fact I made up stating that 75% of the dudes in San Francisco this morning are nursing a serious hangover/sunburn from Folsom, any inkling of the nominees is gone forever. I mean, I send out my since congratulations to all of the nominees, but this post is all about celebrating some of my favorite winners!
I’ve talked about Lucas Entertainment’s Men of Israel a ton and it is my favorite dude on dude porno of the year (so far!) It’s been months and I’m still not over hot freaking hot the men are and I don’t even sleep with dudes. If I thought these guys would have anything to do with me, I might just make an exception for Avi Dar and Matan Shalev.
Besides being packed full of perfect men, the scenery in this film is out of this world. Well, I guess it’s really just out of this hemisphere, but it’s pretty fantastic too.
Anyways, congrats to Michael Lucas and Lucas Entertainment on winning the 2010 GAYVN Award for Best Selling Title. In a world in which money talks, I’m guessing this is the best award to win!
I was also thrilled to see that Chi Chi LaRue’s Black Balled 7 – Jail Slammed took home a trophy this year. Cameron Adams is the lucky white boy who finds himself on the receiving end of a ten man gangbang starring some really beautiful (and hung) studs.
I won’t name all of them, but knowing that Race Cooper, Eddie Diaz and Freakzilla Diego are in this film should be enough to make you go check it out.
Another great thing about this film is that LaRue takes the epic series to a whole new level by mixing things up a bit, even though he obviously had a winning formula. What that means for us, the lucky viewers, is that we get to see Adams top Osian before the prisoners set their sites on his pretty ass! LaRue took a risk and it paid off when the film won Best Group Sex Scene!
Those are a couple of my favorites, but there were tons of hot movies recognized this past weekend in San Francisco, including these:
Congrats to all of the 2010 GAYVN Award winners from the ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com on behalf of all of the women out there who love watching hot man on man action!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Happy Fall! Today is the first day of Autumn and it is totally beautiful here in Philly, where HM4Her is based. While I hate the extremes of the winters and summers here in the northeast, the subtle changing of the seasons always makes me happy. And Fall is especially lovely as all the leaves change to reds and browns, and get nice and crunchy underneath my shoes. So yes, Happy Humpday and Happy Fall! Let’s get our celebration on with a little Link Love action!
- Twenty things that look like lady bits. Sure, it’s a little immature and silly, but seriously, if I saw these on the street, I’d totally think ‘look, a vag!’
- And speaking of glorious girl parts (or making sure we don’t see them actually), check out these 14 famous merkins!
- and STILL about the vag, I want this romper! I think it explains me perfectly.
Even after watching basketball for hours on end this weekend, I’m still really excited about the tournament. I thought I’d highlight my top five sports-themed pornos to celebrate my favorite time of the year! Of course, the majority of them are gay movies because apparently dudes like to fantasize about jocks a lot.
Sometimes, a girl just needs to see a dude being bent over a motorcycle and used. Thank goodness for the dirty mind of the fabulous Chi Chi Larue, who has a way of fulfilling my every want and desire when it comes to hot man sex.
In Leather Sessions, which was nominated for Best Leather Video, Larue has gathered a group of hung daddies who let their instincts take over in this filthy film. I freaking love it. Lately my taste in gay male porn has trended towards dirty flicks – I’m sure I could dig through the feminist texts I’ve studied and figure out why – but instead I’m going to embrace my inner pig and enjoy!
Like all Rascal Video pornos, this one is packed full of the hottest guys in adult including my porno boyfriend Johnny Rascal and the insanely handsome Luca DiCorso, but my favorite scene starred two men I’m relatively unfamiliar with. The third scene opens with Derrick Hanson on a motorcycle rubbing his crotch while Simon Angel watches. The build up for the scene is great because they don’t rush it at all. There’s something about the anticipation of these two dudes going at it that’s almost as hot as the physical act. I love that both men bottom in this film, I always prefer men who are versatile for whatever reason, and Hanson is really hot whether he’s giving or receiving.
I can’t talk about this movie without mentioning Hazzard, who appears in the second and last scenes. I preferred the second, that also stars DiCorso and Adam Young, but you really can’t go wrong with this movie unless you have something against manly men or hot sex. -The Porn Librarian
I’ve talked about Johnny Hazzard a lot on here, so I’m sure you’re all aware that I want to have his babies. The idea of him being ravaged by a bunch of muscular, hairy men totally turned me on, so I had to review When Bears Attack. This Chi Chi Larue film was the 2008 GAYVN Winner for Best Specialty Release – Bears, so going into it I had faith that it would not disappoint.
The movie opens up with sixteen minutes of Hazzard solo. Not a bad way to kick things off. For those of you who haven’t seen any of his movies yet, it’s a nice intro to one of the hottest guys in the industry. Larue spends plenty of time focusing on every inch of his tight, tattooed body before he begins to work his cock in the back of a pickup truck.
After that we’re introduced to the alpha bears, who are drawn to Hazzard’s truck, but I’d much rather talk about the gang bang – which is pretty hot. I should warn you that while the buildup to the grand finale, with a group of bear outside scratching the house and each other, seems a little cheesy, it also builds a lot of tension. When Hazzard finally opens the door to see three gorgeous manly men with lust in their eyes, you forgive anything that seemed silly 30 seconds ago. Hazzard is an amazing bottom and he just can’t get enough of Arpad Miklos and his crew. They pass him around like a jar of honey (sorry it’s the only thing I can think of that bears like) and he ends up drenched in cum and satisfied. While gang-bangs aren’t for everyone – if you’re into raw male sexuality, this is definitely worth taking a look at. -The Porn Librarian
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