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celebrity sex tapes
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency has another former porn star in the house this year! We just confirmed that Martin (York Hubbard) can be seen in scene six of Boyride Films The Big Swell. So those of you who want to see another reality star get bent over, now’s your chance.
Queerclick also did a quick piece about Martin modeling for Cruiser Boys. Looks like he’s been busy!
Martin isn’t the first boy with a porn past to appear on the reality show and I’m sure he won’t be the last. Regardless of his past, it should be interesting to follow his story and see how being deaf affects modeling. I’m sure it makes living with Dickinson easier…
Anyways, here’s a dirty picture of this handsome bottom
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I was seven years old when the Amy Fisher scandal came to a head. Seven! I was a pretty informed child and a big fan of In Living Color, so I had a basic understanding of what was going on. I knew the following things to be true: someone did something bad, someone got shot, and people in Long Island in the early ’90s were a frightful bunch – and I grew up in a trailer park. A classy trailer park.
Flash forward to October 2007 – Amy’s out of jail and living a happy, married life. Apparently, her husband sells a sex tape of the couple to Red Light District, Amy files a lawsuit, blah blah blah. After seeing this tape, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they knew what was going on the whole time – but that’s just my opinion.
As far as the sex tape goes, it’s overall pretty bad. I think I was suddenly reverted back to 1992 and it was like stumbling upon a homemade sex tape of your parents’ creepy friends. Bad hair, bad dialogue, bad sex. The whole thing is kind of unsettling. First of all, Amy has the Fran Drescher thing going on – she looks good but sounds terrible. The pillow talk is weird and spoken with a heavy Long Island accent – Amy says at one point, “Yeah, that actually feels good.” She also refers to her husband as ‘Daddy’. There’s a lot of moaning and groaning on her part while she gives a handjob, and Daddy isn’t touching her. On the unintentional comedy scale, this would get a 9/10 – losing points only because of the fact that they probably took this very seriously.
I have to admit that the last scene was kind of sexy. The way he was throwing her around into positions that normal people use all the time – it was racy and arousing. There’s something very sexy about sex you can relate to – I don’t know about you, but I don’t use the piledriver on a regular basis and neither did they.
-M.
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Why am I not a millionaire for when these opportunities arise???
A 16mm film from the 1950s of Marilyn Monroe giving a blow job (bj recipient is unidentified) just sold for $1.5 million dollars. Risque! One of my fave ladies of yesteryear, plus porn, mixed with government conspiracies (supposedly the film was confiscated by the FBI in plans to use against one of the Kennedy’s) equals me wishing I was the proud new owner so I could add to my nudie-Marilyn Monroe memorabilia collection (which I do have).
Read more about it on AVN.com
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Here in the states tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so I’m using today’s review to talk about something I’m thankful for, Slyvester Stalone in porn. That’s right, it turns out that this urban legend is actually true. Before Rocky, Bridgette Neilson, and Rocky #47, Stalone strutted his stuff in a 70’s softcore flick originally titled “Party at Kitty and Stud’s.” The best part is that his mom encouraged him to take the role! Because this is a softcore title, there are traces of a plot, but mostly I just laughed by way through this film because of Sly. Anyways, if you want to see Rambo’s flaccid wang blowing in the wind as he plays what can only be a drug induced version of ring around the rosies, this movie is for you! Happy Turkey Day!
The Porn Librarian
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