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J.D. on September 7th, 2011
As much as I love watching folks fucking on film (which is a lot a lot, of course), some days I like to look for something a little more off-the-wall to review and bring to your attention. Ginger suggested Hentai porn when I was deciding what to pick and while I really wasn’t into watching Hentai (I could never do it the justice our old blogger Frzkey could), I figured I would check out the animated category anyway, just to see what I could find. And clearly I found some stuff I was interested in taking a gander at.
I’m not really too sure how to categorize this stuff, to be honest… Yes, it’s an animated movie, but DEFINITELY not like Hentia or anything in the Japanimation family. I suppose I would go with vintage-ish, if I had to make a case for it, though it’s not as old as others I’ve watched. If super early Disney (read: Steamboat Mickey) was full to the hilt with nekkid people, this would probably be the result. Yes, that’s my diagnosis and I’m stickin’ to it!
Out of the nine short cartoons (with a few different varieties of cartoons in there), some are really fun and some are kind of meh. None of them are actually anything I’d want to jerk off to, honestly, but I didn’t really expect that when I turned it on. I will say that some of them were a little too racist for me to watch the whole scene. Just awful stereotypes and stuff that were par for the course back when these cartoons were originally drawn. I get that, but it still made me uncomfortable to watch, so I hit fast forward.
As for the ones I liked, scene 4 and 5’s Star Trek spoof was definitely my favorite. Or maybe I just like the idea of Queen Clitoria, or the line “I’m a doctor, damn it, not a dildo repair man!” (I bet this makes you want to watch even more!). Hilarious. Oh cartoons, every once in a while you are such fun to watch.
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Written by:
J.D. on October 14th, 2009
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And the mid-month stretch I guess too! It’s October 14th, which means about two weeks until Halloween and about three til it gets too cold to leave the house sans mittens. That butt plug above pretty much sums up how I feel about winter. So let’s savor these chilly days and celebrate the fall while it’s still around! Better yet, let’s savor Humpday and celebrate Wednesday with all the link love one blog post can take!
Let’s get to it!
- Adam & Eve is back again with a 2009 sex toys Halloween costume contest! Vote for your favorite, incuding the Goomba butt plug pictured above (it’s my favie!).
- Heeb Magazine recently named their 2009 list of 100 jews you need to know, and guess who made the cut? None other than porno heartthrob James Deen! And Deen though winning 2009 AVN Male Performer of the Year was a honor. Mazel Tov! (Our other favorite chosen one, Joanna Angel, was on the list a few years back.) (via Joanna Angel’s Twitter)
- Speaking of Joanna Angel, the alt porn goddess is taking on some dude in a real life fight at Ellismania on October 24th in Vegas. Apparently radio host/mixed-martial artist Jason Ellis puts on a giant fight every year and this time Angel is in the mix. Hmm…. we’ve got no advice for you Joanna, but we can run up the Rocky steps a few times to show our support. (via Fleshbot)
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J.D. on October 7th, 2009
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J.D. on September 30th, 2009
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday. So less talk, more linkage!
- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters. Hot, right? I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.
- Four sex myths that most guys believe. Guess what #1 is. It’s crazy to me to think that some dudes think we don’t watch porn! Come on guys, it’s 2009 – get with the picture.
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Written by:
J.D. on March 24th, 2009
Porn for women may not be as abundant as porn geared for the guys (they’ll watch anything!), but as you ladies know from looking about this site, it is, in fact, way more of a reality than this comic suggests. Although unicorn sex does sound pretty awesome (by that I mean someone dressed as the magical steed, not a real unicorn – that’d be illegal!)!!
No matter what, this trumps Cathy anyday…
(via Fleshbot)
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
[Edit: I just fout out that Danielle Corsetto, the cartoonist who does this strip, was my friend's first girlfriend in high school and his first kiss. Aww. Weird small world, right?]
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Written by:
J.D. on March 12th, 2009
There are some cartoon characters that are really freaking hot. While I’m not one to readily admit that in mixed company (not that there’s anything wrong with it), it’s just true and this whole Watchmen phenomenon has me ruining the innocence of my younger years by thinking dirty thoughts about some of my favorite animated ladies.
Recently Cadbury (of cream egg fame) in the UK commissioned a poll to find out which cartoon characters did Brits find totally bangable. Results were shocking… not!
Who else would top the list other than the the foxiest cartoon hare of them all, the dazzling Ms. Jessica Rabbit!
I’m actually kind of suprised that I’ve never seen this red-headed songstress on the porno screen (as of yet). I remember being so excited about her, especially because we shared the same first name, which was enough reason to totally lurve her. And of course, even back then as a wee dyke I was totally smitten.
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