Compilation films often piss me off. I mean, how many ways can a company market the same 10 scenes? Fortunately, Nina Hartley Screws the Stars, is fantastic! Now here’s a woman that deserves a special edition gold collection dvd. It’s hard to pick a favorite because Ms. Hartley is always amazing, but I really loved the fourth scene because it was a little out of the ordinary. Peter North (who happens to be Canadian and you know how I feel about our neighbors to the north) receives the most amazing wake-up fuck ever. Nina starts by revealing his gift, which is, of course, a sexy brunette. She offers her to him and before long she’s attempting to swallow his legendary cock while Hartley eats her out. It’s pretty sweet. The scene finished with North pounding the mystery brunette until he explodes (and if you’re familiar with his work, you’ll know I’m not exaggerating) in Hartley’s mouth and is instructed to go back to sleep. Even though Hartley never gets fucked, she still owns this scene and I think that’s why I love it so. My only regret is that I think it’s been edited down to ten minutes, and I was definitely hoping for more! Now I won’t be able to rest until I find the original scene and compare The Porn Librarian
“Thinking man’s porn star” turned director
(with an eye for hot, muscle guys!)
Tina Tyler, former performer turned director, works for Mr. Hottness himself, Lexington Steele’s production company Mercenary Pictures. As a performer, she was nominated for multiple AVN awards, winning the 2003 AVN Award for Best Non-Sex Performance for The Ozporns. Now she is executive liaison and director for Mercenary Pictures, one of the hottest interracial studios - and when I say “hottest”, I’m actually referring to the men, the sex, and the men, and the women and the men (in case that wasn’t clear… they use some pretty hot guys). Here, she also started the Handyman series, a solo male masturbation series made for women! Score!
The sex community has been talking about The Wet Spots for a while and with good reason. This husband and wife team bill themselves as “Sophisticated Sex Comedy,” and their cabaret show might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Here’s their ode to a person we’ve all depended on at some point, The booty call.
Oh, and they’re Canadian. Just another example of something awesome from Canada. Other awesome things include, but are not limited to the following:
Trivial Pursuit With a Rough Tongue - The best erotica collection ever
Toques
Robin Sparkles
Pamela Anderson
Wolverine
Oh, and people like to think Canadians aren’t very tough, but they play hockey. Plus the US invaded Canada and failed. Twice.
Anyways, hope you like The Wet Spots! They’re super funny and pretty darn talented.
Holy crap is this girl adorable! This is the kind of girl I thought I would meet in library school. She’s geeky hot and I think a little Canadian. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I enjoyed her interview almost as much as the masturbation scene that follows. I was pleasantly surprised to see some tattoos and piercings once she stripped out of her cardigan to reveal her beautiful alabaster skin and shaved pussy. Zille is a girl that is completely comfortable in her sexuality and puts on quite the performance and she rubs her clit frantically. The camera covers her from head to toe as she works towards orgasm and there’s nothing hotter than watching a woman’s face as she nears climax. If you like your girls a little nerdy, you’re going to love getting off with Zille. -The Porn Librarian
So for all of you girls out there who value their tail bone far too much to ever consider roller derby, I present to you the PFL. That’s right, a bunch of amazing women up in Toronto have put together a professional(?) pillow fight league. This isn’t some superbowl half time publicity stunt starring lingerie clad girlie-girls. This is real girls fighting it out to the death. Oh wait, after looking at the rules it isn’t a death match, but it’s still pretty bad ass!
We’re fun. We’re fierce. And most definitely, we are fighters. We are women who are proud of our strength, and not afraid to let loose. So why fight with pillows? Because it lets us be creative, do something different, and go a little crazy. And not only do we get to entertain a dedicated fan base in Toronto, the best city in the world, we also get to travel to some amazing places and do what we do best. We don’t fight in sports bars, we don’t take off our clothes, and we don’t script the fights. To quote the Commish, “It’s not pillow fighting. It’s fighting with pillows.” Trust me, there is a difference.
I’d like to challenge the current champion Boozy Suzy to a cage match. Of course, by “challenge” i mean “invite” and by “a cage match,” I mean “drink a pint with me.”
Editors Amber Dawn and Trish Kelly have compiled an empowering collection of pieces that combine skilled writing with an honest look at lesbian desire. These stories question gender and sexuality in a way I haven’t seen in lesbian erotica before, yet manage to be sexy as hell.
One of my favorites was the first, Through Winter Sun by Suki Lee. I was immediately drawn in by the authors prose, whether she was writing about the “sweet oblivion” of winter snow as she drives, or the stranger’s head buried in her lap. I never found myself scanning through text looking for the good stuff, as I often do with erotica. I devoured every word, and like a good lover, it left me wanting more.
No matter where you fit in along the gender continuum, this collection deserves a spot on your nightstand. In my opinion, it’s the best thing to come out of Canada since Trivial Pursuit!
