I don’t know how I let this movie slip by me when we first got it in, but I am so happy to have run across it while looking for a different flick.  The HM4Her team has a major crush on Cadence St. John and finding this movie was like striking gold.  I almost felt bad not leaving it for Ginger Leigh to review, but alas, I decided to hoard it all for myself.

There are a few particular things about Cadence St. John that get me excited.  First, while she is totally tattooed up and does star in alt porn (like Burning Angel Entertainment), she shoots for all different studios and from what I’ve noticed, she is usually the only person that looks like her in the movies.  I think it’s awesome when a folks branch out and do a variety of kinds of porn.  It spices things up a bit.

Another thing I enjoy about Cadence St. John is that while nearly every movie I’ve seen her in, she is either almost silent, or gives off this air of superiority – she gets chatty when she is getting ready to cum, and awesomely got involved when we did the Porn Party on twitter.  It’s so rad when performers are versatile in that way as well.  Anyway, let’s get to the actual movie.

Now that I’ve confessed our hotness for Cadence St. John, I’m sure you can image how much I liked this movie.   The whole thing is close to 2 hours of watching St. John bang a bunch of different women.  Yum.  Each scene has its own special flavor, which is really exciting, since when you watch porn all the time, the details are what keep you interested.

All of the scenes are really awesome, but I have to say that scene 3 with Cadence and Phoenix Askani is amazing.  It begins with Pheonix on her knees in front of Cadence, as she paints lipstick on Phoenix’s lips over and over, and has her kiss parts of her body.  It’s only when Cadence ends up with lip marks all over her that they actually get into some sexy action.  I only have two words: seriously sexy.

Watch “Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John” Now!

Last night we joined up with Sinclair Sexsmith and hosted one hell of an amazing #PornParty!  After offering up free minutes to anyone who wanted to watch along, we hunkered down, each at our own computers, and turned on Anna Devia’s Alpha Femmes at all at the same time.

Not only did a bunch of folks tune in to watch, but lots of people live tweeted the mass porno viewing as well!  PLUS we had Director Anna Devia and a few of the movie’s stars (including Akira Raine and Cadence St. John) tweeting along and giving behind-the-scenes info.  What fun, right?

While the whole thing was seriously fun (I guess I can’t really complain about taking work home, right?), I wanted to highlight some of my favorite tweets of the night.

In no particular order:

Pretty hilarious, right?  Definitely take a look at the movie to see what we were all talking about.

Thanks again to Sinclair Sexsmith and Anna Devia for making this as awesome as possible.  We can’t wait til next time!  Any movie suggestions?

xoxo
-JD

Who’s ready to party!?!  That’s right, the night is finally here – Sinclair Sexsmith (@mrsexsmith) and HotMoviesForHer.com (@hotmovies4her) are hosting #PornParty… and you are totally invited!

Tonight at 9pm EST/6pm PST, join in the hot queer porn fun as we all take to HotMoviesForHer.com and watch Anna Devia’s Alpha Femmes, all the while tweeting together about the movie under the hashtag #pornparty.

Best part?  We are offering up Alpha Femmes for FREE!  All you need to do is set up an account at HotMoviesForHer.com (you will need a credit card for age verification, we won’t charge it) and use the offer code ‘AlphaFemmes’ for 90 FREE minutes.

Again, that offer code is ‘AlphaFemmes’

If you already have an account, when you login in, there will be a space to put in an offer code to add the minutes to your account.

*If it’s not clear, you watch from wherever you are and tune into twitter to join the party.  There is no physical porn party happening.  It’s all digital!

As well, director Anna Devia (@AnnaDevia) will be live tweeting along with us, giving behind-the-scenes info on the movie and generally being a porno badass.  And who knows which of Alpha Femme’s delicious stars may stop by?  I guess you’ll have to join in to find out!

AND Anna Devia is giving away 5 copies of her signed DVD (signed by Syd Blakovich and Akira Raine) to folks who follow her… announced as soon as we hit play, so follow away!

And just because they are awesome you should totally follow all of the awesome stars of this film @fatty_d, @sydblakovich, @jizlee, @playwithpuck, @girlvert, @sarahleesinful, @akiraraine, @cadencestjohn!  Because who doesn’t love queer porn?!?

Who’s ready??  We Are!

Hope to see you there!

xoxo
-JD

Sinclair Sexsmith is back with another awesome Porn Party – and HotMoviesForHer is hosting!

Join in the sexy fun as a bunch of porn-lovin’ twitter folks all take to the internet at the same time and watch the same porno movie on HotMoviesForHer while tweeting about it with others using the hashtag #pornparty.

We get this party started on Monday, January 16th at 9pm EST/6pm PST!

And the best part is… you’ll be able to watch on HotMoviesForHer.com for FREE!!!  That’s right, HM4Her will offer up a special offer code (TBA) on the day of the event that will give each viewer who uses it 90 free minutes to watch our specific choice.

Sounds pretty awesome, huh?  Not only will there commentary and discussion going on, director Anna Devia will be joining in with special behind-the-scenes info and more.  We may even get a few of the film’s stars to come along for the ride.

So, what’s the movie…?

Alpha Femmes by Anna Devia!  An amazing queer flick featuring all the hotness of Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Puck Goodfellow, Akira Raine, Sarah Lee Sinful, Ashley Blue, April Flores and Cadence St. John.

Take a looksie at the boxcover description:

Anna Devia brings her latex-clad fetish femmes to life in her stunning, directorial debut, entitled “Alpha femmes”. Starring April Flores, Ashley Blue, Akira Raine, & Sarah Lee Sinful as the beautifully brutal Alpha Femmes, along with Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Puck Goodfellow, and Cadence St. John as their submissive counterparts. Featuring 4 kinky & queer vignettes, including…

Relentless Mistress Akira with Puck Goodfellow as her boot-worshipping, foot fetish subboi…

Smoldering hot Sarah Lee’s smoking & shaving fetish scene with Cadence St. John…

LA’s anal superstar Ashley Blue & SF’s badass Syd Blakovich in a steamy dildo-gagged anal facefuck…

…and BBW goddess April Flores, with Jiz Lee as her exotic pet in this exquisitely erotic saki-fueled scene, set against the backdrop of a rainy Japanese garden.

And check out my own review as well!

Again, here are the details:

Alpha Femmes #pornparty on Twitter
Monday, January 16th, 9pm EST/6pm PST
FREE code will be announced earlier in the day.
Hosted by Sinclair Sexsmith and HotMoviesForHer.com

We can’t wait to see you there!

xoxo
-JD

Hello, Abigail Productions.  It has been a while.  I so missed the hot girl on girl sexin’ you always provide me with.  The femme super hotties always know how to make my day. The entirety of Guilty Pleasures 4 made today a hot fudge Fridae!  It is indeed a treat for the eyes.

Scene 1 really did me right with the Cadence St. John, Kayme Kai and Annie Cruz  threesome.  The sex was uber hot, but the setup made me laugh so that may have been what set it apart from the rest of the movie.  Cadence in all of her tattooed glory is chatting it up with Annie about their fuck-it list.  Get it, instead of bucket list?  Anywho, on that list was their new neighbor, Kayme.  Annie gives her a ring and tells her to come over right away.  My favorite part of this is that the phone is not even pretending to be attached to the wall.  Good times.  Kayme and Annie realize that neither of them particularly like their hubbies which then promps Cadence to suggest they go on a killing spree.  Wait, what?  I don’t know what happened there, but I do not that some intense fucking goes down.  At one point Cadence has the other two bent over the kitchen table while she has her fingers inside of both of them.  Yes!

Scene 5 is hot times 100.  Annie returns to bring this porno home.  Her and Capri Cavalli do it up right with lots of pussy licking.  Plus, the slow motion shot of Annie sinking her teeth into Capri’s ass is divine.  As always, the camera work is fantastic and the make up looks just lovely.

57 thumbs up for Guilty Pleasures 4.  Watch it now!

Love,

Ginger

Sometimes you just need to watch tattooed girls get it on and we all know that Burning Angel is overflowing with options.  It can be hard to choose which one to watch since all of the box covers look oh so inviting with their pink haired ladies, jean jackets and striped patterns.  Joanna Angel, you certainly know how to catch my eye.  Being that my only criteria for today’s porno was girls with tattoos, I thought Girl Girls Girls II would be a pretty safe bet.

Cadence St. John and Penny Flame wowed my face off with a crazy intense hot girl on girl action in scene 3.  Penny has her way Cadence’s bits, giving both holes the love and attention they deserve.  Cadence grips the covers and convulses so you know Penny has all the right spanking, licking and finger fucking moves.  Flame zeroes in and doesn’t slow down until Cadence comes all over her hand.  Nice!  Nothing is forced in this short, high energy alt porno scene of happiness and joy.   I love the messy bedroom they are doing it in, but that might just be because I have a messy bedroom.  Yes, at 31 a still have issues cleaning my room.  Perhaps I’m in a perpetual state of rebellion.  Regardless, this scene is magical.

That wasn’t the only holy-fuck-hotness scene.  Kim Kane and Asphyxia rock each others’ worlds.  Kim, steady rocking the headband a-la Jane Fonda, sexes A up to the point of exhaustion.  Honestly, all of the scenes in this movie were hot as hot can be and kept my attention from start to finish.

I love alt porn and I always will.

Watch Girls Girls Girls II now!

Love,

Ginger

Thank you, Joanna Angel, for bringing us a vast collection of pornos featuring dirty tattooed freaks. Thank you for making porn that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

From the recently added list on HotMovies and HotMoviesForHer, Alt Nation is yet another tattooed fuck-tastic Burning Angel creation.  Today I’m focusing on scenes 2 and 3, just because I can.

Scene 2 definitely cracked me up.  Joanna Angel sends fradey-cat Tommy Pistol to the attic to retrieve a blanket.  Low and behold a ghost, Cadence St. John, creeps up from behind.  They fuck because that’s what people and ghosts do in Joanna Angel porn.  Tommy has what it takes to make Cadence squirm, and twitch with this fingers and tongue and he knows it.  I know this because he says “that’s fuckin’ nice” and “hey-O” more times than I can count.  It’s not the sexiest dirty talk I’ve ever heard, that’s for sure.  The fucking is super hot, but this scene is chock full of lolz.  Tommy kept saying things like, “I’m gonna fuck that ghost” and “don’t go into the light”.  Tommy’s one liners are punctuated when he lets out a big “BOOOO” as he pops his load on Cadence’s throat and chest.  The sexy sexin’ definitely outweighs the goofy antics, but know that there are lots of jokes just in case you find that distracting.

Mr. Marcus, the big burly hunk of man that he is, shacks up with 2 hardcore hotties, Sparky Sin Claire and Kylee Cross in scene 3.  This dirty pervy threesome is made better by the fact that Mr. M never takes his beret off throughout the entire scene.  Yep, he is a painter and we all know painters wear berets even when they screw.  He is sensitive, he is serious and he gets to do it with 2 alt porno babes.  In all of its silliness, there are some super sexy picturesque moments, like when Sparky straddles Kylee’s face while Mr. Marcus fucks her.  Hot!  These three freaks get down and dirty with the cock sucking, pussy licking and fucking, but the standout moment comes (heh) when Mr. Marcus’s jiz shoots up and over Sparky’s face and lands right on top of her head.  You have to love those uncontrollable splooge doozies!

Alt Nation does not disappoint when it comes to satisfying marriage of comedy and hot fucking that we’ve come to expect from Burning Angel.  I definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys watching hot chicks covered in tattoos fuck like there is no tomorrow.

I have been reviewing plenty of cock filled movies as of late so I thought it was time for a girls-only porn day.  I wanted a movie with pretty ladies getting each other off.  Artsy?  I wanted a little of that too.  Nice shoes? Well, I didn’t go looking for them, but I got them.  Great shoes on sexy girls getting it on is always a plus.  Lesbian Fantasies Part 3 from Abigail Productions gave me what I needed.

First of all, I totally got lost in the intro of the first scene starring Jayden James and Rebecca Blue.  I have been craving some foot fetish action involving shoes purchased after the year 1994.  This definitely satisfied my need for sexy shoe love as both girls were wearing cute black heels that I would actually wear.  This isn’t an all out foot fetish scene, but Rebecca spends a great deal of time making sweet oral love to Jayden’s patent leather shoe.  She also removes Miss James’s leg warmer in one of the hottest removals of clothing I’ve ever seen.  The slow motion adds to the hypnotic ambiance and seduces you before you have a chance to realize that these lovely ladies have yet to get down to business.  The rest of the scene is filled with hot girlie fucking, but I have to admit, that opening made me feel like I got my desert before my dinner.

Scene 2 starring Cadence St. John and Jamey Janes was what originally drew me to this porno.  The intro to their scene was quality as well, but watching these two black haired beauties screw really floated the crap out of my boat. Cadence gets fucked into a squirming frenzy.  Jamey works over Cadence’s pussy with her fingers and mouth and slowly eases up by palming her clit.  In addition to making great sex noises, Miss St. John is fun to look at with those long legs and decorative tattoos.  Her Monroe piercing makes her mouth oh so desirable and watching her kiss Jamey even more enjoyable.  Miss Janes is also a feast for the eyes and she is no stranger to making a girl feel good.  One of the hottest moments for me was when was when Jamey Janes had both of her hands pressing on Cadence St. John’s throat as she masturbated.  She wasn’t choking her; she was simply applying a bit of pressure. Hotness.  Also, I liked/ was totally intrigued by Jamey’s gun tattoo in her upper back/ shoulder region.  Check it out.

Cadence St. John graces us with her presence again in scene 4.  This time she is paired with red headed tattooed beauty Misti Dawn.  Misti is tied up in bright colored jump ropes, lying on a blue floor with her red hair sprawled and her eyes shimmering with green eye shadow.  This mixed with the mismatched vintage wall paper made for a colorful over saturated feast for the eyes.  The words “visual stimulation” keep repeating over and over again in my mind.  Cadence and Misti take turns giving each other Hitachi Magic Wand lovin’.  I must say that I never tire of watching the Hitachi work its magic.  The two wear each other out in a fine display of chemistry and overall good sexin’.  Misti is so worked up over Cadence I was wondering if she was going to devour her whole at one point.

I have to resist discussing scene 5.  It is incredibly hot and artfully shot, but it is a sneak preview from Pretty Filthy 3.  I’d like to save that review for another day and give it the attention it deserves.  Scene 3 is also totally worth the watch.  I didn’t get into detail because the other scenes just called to me.

As with all Abigail Productions films, this movie is really well shot and stars gorgeous girls engaging in all of the right sex acts.  At any moment you could freeze the screen and turn it into a picture I’d like to hang on my wall.  The production value doesn’t overpower the fucking by any means and everyone is really into each other and what they are doing.  They provide the perfect recipe for awesome porn.  Not to mention, the super cute shoes don’t hurt.

Happy Valentine’s Day to Me!  Instead of buying myself some crap for this couple-y holiday (go team single!), I figured I would give myself something I really want – this insanely hot movie from Anna Devia!  I’ve been patiently awaiting Alpha Femmes since I first heard about it a while ago, and it’s finally here. Along with finding out that it was coming, we received a file filled with some of the hottest porno still I’ve ever seen – featuring both solo shots of each performer, as well as snaps of them in the act.  I didn’t think I could be more excited for this flick, but boy oh boy, was I wrong!  So, now that I am ready and rearing to go, let’s get this special v-day treat going!  Bring on the awesome!!

Oh Anna Devia, with this one movie, you have wooed me so fucking hard.  It takes a lot to impress a jaded porn reviewer like myself, and you have done one hell of a job raising my temperature!  I think one of my favorite things about this awesomely kinky queer fuckfest is the pairing.  Each and every scene has such rockin’ chemistry and features the perfect duo.

Take Akira Raine and Puck Goodfellow.  I seriously can’t imagine this scene with any other performers.  With Akira’s evil temptress looks and Puck’s nerdy submissive nature, the scene just shines.  Even though I’m not super into face slapping and humiliation, I enjoy the scene thoroughly and was able to see puck really appreciate every slap and insult.  Man, I love watching performers really get off!  I’m so glad Devia focused in on Puck’s face so much.  And lastly, condoms on feet for foot play– what a fucking brilliant idea!

I wasn’t even ready for the amazing hotness of scene 2!  The black and white, with just the littlest bit of color – so so awesome.  Sarah Lee Sinful shaves Cadence St. john’s pussy bare, and then goes at it with lube and a gloved hand, followed by her strapped-on purple cock.  I also love that they are randomly in a back yard, among the trees and bushes.

Ashley Blue and Syd Blakovich rule scene three with a swagger that I can barely handle.  Four words – Syd in sock garters.  Can you take it?!?  So HOT! Sock garters and a giant strapped-on cock.  There is something so fabulous about the lighting and camera lens that brings a new, refreshing style to porno.  And if there is something I can appreciate, it’s something new and refreshing!  And I haven’t even gotten to the mouth strap-on!  I can’t even fantasize about things this hot!

And lastly, scene four, with two of my favorite dirty birds ever – April Flores and Jiz Lee!  I can barely describe in words how awesome both April and Jiz look in this movie.  Both done up in amazingly sexy (and hard to describe) styles, they bring a kinky intensity that is seriously riveting.  Featuring a strapped-on mouth tray, double-headed dildo action and everything in between, this scene was the stand out of the bunch.

I’ve given so much away!  You seriously need to watch this – trust me.  Anna Devia, I totally have my eye on you and cannot WAIT for more.  I am bringing my work home this Valentine’s Day!

Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment Category: Hetero Couples

Never underestimate the romance of real couples fucking on film. I think there is something really romantic and endearing about wanting to show the world how you have sex as a couple. But don’t get the idea that real coupes have to be sensual and tender to screw on screen. Fuck no! This rough and tumble Burning Angel relationship flick is all about the love – and all about the pussy pounding, cum on my tits, hair pulling action. And that’s what makes it so damn hot!

Six real world couples hit the sheets (or couches, as I’ll explain later) to get down and dirty in from of the porno camera. For some it’s an anniversary gift to themselves; others just do it for fun – either way, all the alt twosomes seem to be having a hell of a lot of fun. Plus, by opening every scene with an interview (and sometimes a quick cameo by Joanna Angel herself), we as viewers get to see their real relationship dynamics and find out a little about them before the banging begins.

One thing that I was definitely disappointed about was that we didn’t get to see any action with real couple Joanna Angel and James Deen in this flick. They are seriously cute together. Oh well, at least we have movies like European Vacation…

My favorite non-sex part of the movie was the scene three opening, showing a super precious montage of Cadence and her man (Nailhead?) bugging each other, fighting, laughing, kissing and cuddled up – just like the real couple that they are. It was kind of fun to get a sneak peek into their relationship to see how they are away from the “casting couch.”

While I totally enjoyed the non-sex clips between scenes, some were a little baffling… like why they filmed Morgan Mae freaking out over her boyfriend Doug crashing her car and leaving it for her to find all dented up. I mean, I know WHY they filmed it (I admit it’s kinda fun to watch someone lose it), but I’m not sure why they put it in the movie.

And now that I know Doug is her boyfriend, we can put a face to the cock from POV scene they did earlier in the movie. This is funny to me because I know Doug from working with him for HotMovies.com in Philly and his is one dick I never expected to see. But thus is the life of a frequent porn watcher – sometimes you run into friends and associates you never thought you’d ever see naked and screwing a girl from behind. C’est la vie! Back to the fucking…

My favorite fuck scene was Cadence and Nailhead (scene 5) as well. Maybe it had something to do with getting to see them all over the place earlier in the movie, or maybe just because they are one fucking hot couple that make sweet, sweet porno magic when they get it on – I guess we’ll never know. I do know that it was actually really sexy to watch a couple who know how to touch each other just right and fit together perfectly after six years of screwing. It touched my heart as much as my tingly bits…

One thing that I wasn’t a fan of in this movie was all of the couch fucking. I think out of six scenes, only one couple fucked on a bed proper. While I don’t usually notice stuff like that, all the different couches really stood out to me in this flick. Maybe couches are easier to film, or fuck on for some folks, but screwing on a bed is fun too, guys. Of course this would never be a deterrent for me when it comes to porn – more like an annoying observation that I noticed in the background of hot people fucking. And to be honest, I think I just need to get over it.

-J.D. Bauchery

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