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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Candidate

Dana Vespoli is a fucking genius! The last flick I watched from Dana also happened to be a Sweethearts Video title called Lefty that I completely went ape shit over (review here), and following up with The Candidate was exactly what I needed. The plot is beyond captivating, nothing new for my fellow Dana fanatics, the acting is so spot on you once again forget you’re watching a porno, something I really value, and, of course, the sex is great. The Candidate is situated in today’s hostile and terrifyingly politically charged good ole U S of A. Sounds incredibly sexy right!?

Scene 1 – Penny Pax & Casey Calvert

When we open, Democratic Senator Jen Hanlon is in position to be the first woman president of the United States of America, and her ad is playing on TV. From the very beginning you’re going to get this parody because Dana wastes no time setting up parallels. Senator Hanlon can’t help but remind one of Hillary Clinton with the sexy swag that only Brandi Love can bring, but before you even see her the message is going to sound very familiar. “The usual liberal bullshit”, which we’re reminded of by Republican Senator Trip Mathis (played by the convincing Alec Knight), as he so gently puts it before rambling about some clip of him shaking an oriental’s hand missing from his own ad. Right away he’s annoying as fuck (his name is Trip for crying out loud!). Well done Mr. Knight!

Also right away, we get a sort of stick-it-to-the-douche-homophobe-Republican-know-it-all-white-dude moment when it becomes obvious that Senator Mathis’ daughter, Penny Pax (yes, her beautiful breasts are also here!) is a lesbian fucking her best friend, Casey Calvert, right under his nose in his own house (reminds me of some fun times). Casey mentions Senator Hanlon’s new and highly effective campaign ad and the two briefly discuss Penny’s pop before clearing their heads and doing the nasty. I haven’t seen Pax’s big bouncy boobs in a while, so when the pair began taking their clothes off I couldn’t wait. I was so anxious that I seriously think my favorite part of the entire scene was when Casey put both of Penny’s tits in her mouth, a challenge I more than welcome, and gave a quick motor boat. I flipped! I really, really like Penny’s boobs…

Anyway, the sex throughout the scene was pretty basic as far as positions go. Casey started off by fondling Penny for a while before eating her asshole out and fingering her to god knows how many orgasms. It’s Penny’s turn, and she flips Casey over returning the favor with a really sloppy head job that is sure to turn on, and a little dirty talk. They 69 which briefly turns into Penny sitting on Casey’s face because the tongue game is that strong, and at one point I thought she was going to have to jump down, but she rode Casey’s face all the way to the bank and cashed in with a huge thank you in the form of fingers and lips. It was crazy hot for a first scene.

Scene 2 – Brandi Love & Julia Ann

Finally we get to meet Senator Hanlon. She’s being interviewed by Dana Vespoli about her recent heroic act where she ran into a burning school building and saved a bunch of kids from horrible fire death. Turns out her instincts just kicked in and her years of volunteer fire work under her fire chief dad more than paid off. Not only did she save lives, but the publicity she’s getting is right on time and to top things off she gets to go home and sleep with Julia Ann…Julia fucking Ann! Have you ever seen Brandi Love and Julia Ann in the same room together, let alone kissing and touching all over each other!? It’s better than paradise and it’s happening! I mean, look at them up there. You can’t tell me that isn’t a sexy overload. The only thing that threw me slightly off was Julia literally rolling into the room in a wheelchair. Dana, the subtleties are not lost on me! Mostly though I wanted to see if Julia would be able to stay in character with Brandi undressing and sucking on every inch of her body. Getting her on the bed was the toughest challenge I saw in the near future, and my dreams of watching it go down were cut short by editing. I get it though…

What I didn’t expect was the level of sensitivity the wheelchair introduced into the scene. Senator Hanlon loves and respects her partner and it’s obvious in the extra care she demonstrates while undressing and caressing her. It’s also apparent through their words. In-between kissing we learn that the two gorgeous women have been together for quite some time and the passion is still incredibly strong in their relationship. There are millions of ways to introduce sensitivity into a movie scene, especially a lesbian plot-based scene, but the wheelchair was different, creative, and effective. As Brandi gently kisses down Julia’s body it’s easy to get lost in this fake-relationship (see what I did there) and forget this isn’t just a love scene in a made-for-TV flick. I always appreciate when a porno takes me out of the normal porno element and makes me forget where I am, and Dana is great at it. The chemistry really makes this scene and watching it was just as fun.

Both of these experienced women know their way around the female body and they’re comfortable in theirs so the sex is going to be exactly what you’ve come to expect from a Sweethearts title. Brandi is super focused on pleasing Julia, paying attention to every little detail, ensuring she hit all the right spots at just the right moment. Since Julia’s legs don’t work, it kind of forces the pair into moments of scissoring that will force you over the edge. The position is pretty sexy itself, throw these two moaning, making sexy time faces, bumping clits with juices running down every which way into the mix and yeah, it’s a good time! There was a slightly awkward mostly chuckle-worthy part where Julia wants to taste the Senator so Brandi kind of rolls her over and she flaps on her stomach. It made me smile.

After all the lovemaking is over shit gets real, typical for a Dana Vespoli flick, with Julia letting the Senator know she thinks it’s time to come out of the closet and there’s no better place to do it than the LGBTQ rally she’s due to speak at. Possible future prez brings up a good point though. Yeah, while it does seem disingenuous to speak at the rally and not come out as a lesbian, she’s been in the public eye for a really long time without revealing that part of her identity and it could be seen as an attention grab. Plus, she’s a woman running for president! We already know how hard that is and that people will still rather see a crazy too-damn-tan-for-his-own-good man with no political background over an experienced and qualified woman, but hey, I just write about porn…

Scene 3 – Brandi Love & Bree Daniels & Uma Jolie

Meanwhile back at the rich boys club, Senator Mathis sends his campaign manager on a hunt for dirt on his competition, and man is it good dirt! Senator Hanlon made a sex tape back in college with two of her sorority sisters and the shit is out! After locating and securely hiding my college tape fun times (I plan to run as Kanye’s VP next go round – anyone can win right?) I was back to being glued to the screen. Senator tight-ass is stressed all the way out while Trip, who I’m waiting on to trip over something at some point in this movie, loves every minute of watching it. It’s a damn good threesome to say the least! Bree Daniels and Uma Jolie are hot as fuck and make the perfect DTF sorority sisters for a young freaky Senator Hanlon.

I love how the sex starts instantly in this scene. Before you know it Bree Daniels’ sexy redhead ass is sitting on Brandi’s face while Uma sucks her off. I always preach of balance is key in threesomes (and life) and without it the experience doesn’t come across as fun and exciting. You don’t have to worry about that this time around. Every woman in this scene is sucked, fucked, fingered, fondled, kissed, and licked to the point of no return and back again. I think Uma got it the best while in the pile-driver position with Bree fingering her pussy non-stop and Brandi working steadily on her clit. By the end of it all I think I was more exhausted than they were…

Scene 4 – Karlie Montana

Senator Hanlon neither confirms nor denies she’s on the sex tape (we all know what that means) but stands firm on her stance about slut shaming and attempts to divert everyone away from consensual adults fucking on tape to matters of poverty and the education system, you know, shit that matters. She even gives the press a “good day” at the end of her speech. Senator Mathis is still eating this up while giving his take on the sex tape, while Hanlon is explaining things to her wifey boo and trying to figure out how to clean up her image.

In what I’m considering a celebratory move, Senator Mathis calls over a friend who I’d put at least 50 bucks on as an escort (rich man’s prostitute) and has himself a nice glass of liquor while watching her masturbate. Solo scenes fascinate me for a variety of reasons but I found myself more than the usual turned on during this one. The music is sexy, Karlie Montana is hot as fuck, the lingerie is even spot on; this scene just sets the perfect mood. Watching Karlie strip-tease and grind her body up against the bed could have lasted for hours as far as I’m concerned. The heels were a little dangerous in my opinion, but still, great scene and great scene placement. That Vespoli is really something man.

Scene 5 – Kira Noir & Lyra Louvel

Holy shit! I haven’t even dried my fingers when in walks Senator Mathis’ daughter to see Senator Hanlon and my jaw hit the floor. I don’t trust it. Either her pop put her up to something or he’s about to get fucked over major by his blood. Turns out Penny agrees that what her father is up to as far as dragging Hanlon through the mud is wrong, and wanted to come to apologize for his actions. She also reveals she’s a lesbian, a Democrat, and voting for the opposition. Trip is in world war 3 and doesn’t even know it! I almost feel bad for the guy. That conversation ends rather pleasantly and I feel pretty confident Penny will figure out the right time and place to talk to her father, if she ever gets home safely. Just as I thought shit seemed to be getting sketchy, Penny is snatched up and turns up dead the next morning. Dana always know how to keep that mood going…

Now Trip is all fucked up, and I’m all fucked up, and the mood is all fucked up. Plus Penny Pax fake-dead is not a fun thing to see. Dana brings it back to focus by letting this story take us into our 5th and final scene featuring my favorite at the moment, Kira Noir, and the lovely Lyra Louvel. Poor Senator Trip is trying to drown his sorrows in alcohol and lady juices, so he invites these two sex divas over to get it on while he watches (does Dana think Trump can’t get it up and that’s why he’s obsessed with beauty and what can be seen, or is that just me?). Again, we’re right into the sex of it all, but not long before the action starts, Senator Mathis gets up and leaves. I get it. I know I’m watching a porno and sex is the main objective here but something about this scene just felt too soon. I know nobody really died, but you get pulled into the story so deeply that help but feel the plot.

Being the professional I am, I pushed through the hard times and found myself incredibly turned on by Kira and Lyra as well as the dark contrasted theme of the scene. Lyra goes down on Kira first, making her squirm and moan, then the favor is returned and Lyra’s bush was cool to see. Everybody is always so manicured these days. Anyway, they trade clit-jobs for a while before scissoring to multiple orgasms (I swear Kira was fucking Lyra no strap necessary at one point!), but my favorite part was (and usually always is) when the hitachi was pulled out. That thing is powerful, and watching women having orgasm after orgasm with their bodies shaking completely out of control is beyond intoxicating, especially when the women are this hot. Even their moans were enough to push me over the edge. The sex was light and playful in this scene and I’m happy I stuck around for it. At one point Lyra is teasing Kira and Kira responds with a huge laugh “you fucking bitch…” Now that’s when you know you’re having a good time and doing it the right way. I wonder if they even noticed Trip bounced way earlier…

So dig this crazy ass drama going on… Senator Mathis’ own campaign manager killed his daughter. He knew the Senator’s daughter was gay and followed her to Senator Hanlon’s hotel room. He probably thought they fucked and wanted to talk to her in an attempt to protect the Senator. Seeing him behind bars was gratifying but I wish somebody punched him in the face before all was said and done. To keep things moving, Hanlon won the election, Mathis congratulated her on inauguration day, and they even had a heart-to-heart about her last conversation with his daughter. My only beef was the way Hanlon came out during her acceptance speech. Something about it felt sneaky to me, like she couldn’t do it unless she was already elected and they couldn’t take it back. That’s more like a personal problem than an actual critique, but it stuck with me during her final words. Don’t you love with a porno makes you think!?

The Candidate is another classic Dana Vespoli and Sweetheart Video can add to their vault of hits. The story is rooted in real life and completely captivating, and the acting drives the whole thing. I was so intrigued by the acting in fact that I reached out to Brandi Love for a quote on what it was like playing a Democrat when she’s so openly and publicly conservative, to which she replied via Twitter “I LOVED the part! Reminded me that there are a number of issues where I’m comfortably left of center.” And it left me with a feeling of hope people. That’s right, porn gave me hope! At the end of the day, it’s up to us regular everyday citizens to let the government know how we feel, and Brandi Love’s acting and role in this movie reminded me that the only responsible way to do that is issue by issue. Alright, I’ll stop preaching, but real shit, check out The Candidate, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1, and let me know what you think of porn, politics and Penny’s precious boobs! You stay classy, horny people.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

lefty-coverLefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than family as he retired from the force and took on the role of her full time trainer/manager. Now, Lefty is undefeated, has enough money to buy Floyd Mayweather AND the Money Team, and is dating pornographic actress Alexis Texas, whom she fucks regularly in her huge ass mansion. That’s a dream come true for anyone! I really appreciate the way the movie opens. It got me hype like I was getting ready to watch an actual boxing match. Plus Dana isn’t wearing any makeup in this flick and nothing turns me on more than a naturally beautiful woman. I know it’s been said before but anyone can look good in some tight jeans and heels with a little makeup applied, but if you can rock oversized sweats, or in this case boxing gloves and shorts wearing a sports bra and no face paint, you’re fucking gorgeous, no question about it. Dana is fucking gorgeous!

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Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli & Alexis Texas

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Right away we start off with sex, which I love (we’ll pay for it later though…). No talking now that we have the back story, and we can assume Lefty, played by Dana, won the fight she was preparing for in the opening because she’s laying back on the bed chilling without a care in the world. Boo thing Alexis walks in wearing a tight red dress made for taking off and strips right in front of her champion. Before you read any further I would like to ask for you to take a moment of silence to just appreciate all that ass Alexis Texas throws Dana’s way. Just look at that picture up there! That girl should be thanked for carrying that around with her all day. Good Lawd I love it! You can easily see why the first thing Lefty did was grab a handful of that beautiful butt and hold on for dear life. I could stare at it for hours…hell, I did stare at it for hours.

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They kiss and fondle and all that good stuff before Lefty goes down on Alexis and licks her pussy until she cums. Only 11 minutes in and we already have an orgasm. Gotta love that! The initial moaning from Alexis feels forced in my opinion, but it’s easy to hear when Lefty starts hitting all the right spots. Alexis returns the favor by going down on her champion which causes Lefty to tense up and grab for pillow and sheets and all of the above. Even better Alexis smothers her face completely in Lefty’s pussy with her ass high up in the air twerking. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be the one getting head or the one standing behind that booty with the way Alexis was working it. After watching Lefty’s body quiver with orgasm spasms I quickly decided I like to be the one getting head propped up a little so I could see her ass too. She definitely has one you can see from behind. Then this shit happened and I don’t know if I was more horny or jealous…

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They’re trying to kill me and it’s just the first scene! Imagine being under that. It’s probably like a waterfall from heaven. I can’t lie, I got a little upset with Dana for not switching lives with me at this point. Look at that view. Look at Alexis’ pussy lips. You know that shit is just dripping! You can tell by how wide open Lefty’s mouth is, making sure she catches everything. To be just a fly in the room that day would have been torture. I want in! Anyway, they go back and forth one more time making each other cream. They finger fuck and touch and grind and all that good stuff but nothing tops mount Texas sitting on Lefty’s face…nothing!

Scene 2 – Julia Ann & Bree Daniels

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You see that woman up there? That’s a woman who is about to have her world collapse around her in a matter of minutes. As you can see, Lefty is scheduled for a fight but there’s no Sully around. Then the phone rings and it ain’t good news. Sully died and took all Lefty’s optimism and will to fight with him. She goes into complete shutdown mode and disappears from the world of boxing and longtime girlfriend Alexis Texas. It’s to the point where her own friends don’t even know where she is. I get it though. The only adult/father figure she’s ever known, the guy who helped mold her into the larger than life success story that she is, is gone just like that. Sad shit man, really sad shit. Are you horny? Yeah, me either…

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Flash forward however many years and here’s Erin, played by Bree Daniels, a cute young journalist trying to make a name for herself at a magazine company, in bed with her ex-professor/current partner Julia Ann. Earlier that day she pitched an idea to her boss that she’s really excited about. Turns out another female boxer, Hernandez, has been knocking bitches out left and right for a while and wants to retire. Only problem is she wants to retire on top and the only way you can do that is to beat the best. She calls out Linda “Lefty” Lumaban in a press conference in a sort of publicity stunt/challenge (thanks for all you did for the sport, Ali!) but nobody knows where the champ is. Erin wants to find Lefty and convince her to fight while also doing an interview, but in order to do that she has to first find and interview those from Lefty’s past, including the still performing Alexis Texas. Julia is cool with that, but wants to leave a lasting impression on her young girlfriend to help discourage any temptation that might come with the territory of interviewing a sexy ass porn star.

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As you can tell from the look on Erin’s face, Julia is doing a damn good job. After a minute or two of sensual kissing, neck nibbling, and light petting, all of which lasted too long for my taste, Julia lays her young tender down on her back and does things with her tongue that incite eye rolls, funny faces, and the calling out of a particular deity. When it’s time to return the favor Erin does exactly what I would do if left alone in a room with a naked Julia Ann…go straight for those titties! For all the time spent kissing and touching one would think the boobs would get more than just the usual grope and nipple lick, but sadly that’s all we get. I think 30 seconds of motor boating would have been fantastic but I’m very bias. Anyway, Julia’s body is amazing and Erin does everything she can, hitting all the right spots, to make it squirm and shake with orgasmic pleasure.

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As slow as parts of this scene seemed at times, I absolutely loved watching Julia take control and send her young thang’s body through the works. This time she fingers Erin to an earth shattering orgasm that I swear I felt in my lady parts! And to top things off she asks “Who’s pussy is it?” while Erin can hardly control her spasms let alone speak. You know how you can tell when a woman is trying to force an orgasm? Maybe she’s tightening her and pushing her abdominal muscles or something like that? Well, this is not one of those times. Julia makes young tender cum over and over again and it was so hot I didn’t even mind the extra kissing and rubbing at the end. This is the type of sex that puts you straight to sleep after you bust a nut and I definitely was worn out afterwards.

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Scene 3 – Alexis Texas & Dani Daniels & AJ Applegate

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Erin is able to catch up with the still performing and still gorgeous Alexis Texas and learns a few things about the elusive Lefty, but with Texas sitting there fully naked save for a skimpy robe, I have no clue how she was able to stay focused. Maybe all that good Julia Ann lovin’ really did work. Texas tells Erin how much of a sweetheart Lefty was and how when they met at an after party in Vegas it was love at first sight. She explains that while Lefty could be very romantic and thoughtful, she was never really one to let others in, she was always a guarded person, but after Sully’s death she completely shut down and shut everyone who cared about her out of her life. My ears perked up when Erin asked what role Texas played in Lefty’s life to which she replied…

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Look at that beautiful shit! You got Lefty sitting there with a black eye looking all badass sexy with Alexis Texas on her arm and 2 strippers/playthings, Dani Daniels and AJ Applegate, ready and willing to do whatever is asked of them. Talk about the good life! What ensues is an above average threesome that looked like tons off fun for everyone involved. My only complaint is that they could have found better fake money to use in the beginning of the scene.

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Texas gets most of the initial attention with Daniels giving her head while Applegate sucks her tits, but just like with most threesomes, one participant kind of gets ganged up on and in this one, that lucky person is Daniels. After sucking Texas off, Daniels finds herself in an interesting sandwich. She’s now attempting to give Applegate head while pro clit sucker Texas is making it very difficult for her to do so. If her moans are any indication, Texas was back there putting in work! Applegate and Texas team up again on Daniels, this time with Texas sitting on her face and Applegate eating her pussy. Texas’ ass on your face is enough to push anybody over the edge, but from the sound of things Applegate knows her way around a coochie too.

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This threesome is definitely balanced with no one truly being left out, but after a while I found myself feeling a little bad for Applegate. It seemed like she wasn’t getting as much love as everybody else, but that feeling quickly went away after watching her get more attention. Alexis Texas licks her pussy while Daniels licks her asshole a few times and from the look of things, it was well worth the wait. Whenever you end with a smile on your face you can definitely call that experience a success.

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Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli & Bree Daniels

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Remember how I told you we’d pay for the quick action in scene 1? Well, the time to pay up is now. There’s A LOT of dialogue before we see any tits and ass, but in the movie’s defense it’s all important to the plot in developing the viewer’s understanding of Lefty and everything she’s been through, from the highs to the lows. I wasn’t very horny during any part of it, but I found myself completely wrapped up in the plot to the point where I almost forgot I was watching a porno, and I really enjoyed myself. Shit gets really real again though too, so be prepared for some sadness.

Initially Erin has a hard time tracking the whereabouts of one Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, but when she gets a call from one of Lefty’s old sparing partners her luck changes. Alec, the old sparring partner, tells Erin that he knows where Lefty lives and is more than willing to share the info with her as long as she promises to convince Lefty to fight Hernandez in an effort to prove to herself that she can win without Sully. Of course, Erin makes the impossible promise and shows up at Lefty’s house unannounced with phone/tape recorder app in hand. Naturally Left isn’t happy when she walks up to find a stranger sitting in her yard and after finding out what she is there for she looks ready to throw a quick left jab Erin’s way. Lefty doesn’t seem willing to get back in the ring, despite maintaining her conditioning as evidenced by the boxing shoes sitting in front of her door, and Erin doesn’t push the issue too much. Instead, she agrees to leave her alone, but only after reading a quote from Sully in an interview he did years ago. She reads an excerpt that basically says the talent was always in Lefty, Sully just needed to polish and focus it, and you can tell it’s getting to Lefty. She’s starting to listen. From here we get to see Lefty visit the old gym, meet with some trainers and old friends, including Alec, and decide to fight Hernandez after all.

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Lefty eventually agrees to sit down for an interview with Erin and eventually they fuck, but stay with me for now. This interview actually turns out to be somewhat groundbreaking as Lefty lets Erin in and gets more personal than she would have in the past. She reveals that (get ready for the sadness people, there’s gonna be tears in the cum after this one) when Sully found her she wasn’t fending off a strange attacker but actually her pimp who knocked her up. Right! Not horny at all right now! She beat the crap out of him and stayed out of the streets with Sully’s help, and gave her daughter up for adoption because of her age and not being able to provide for her. Now you see why she was so close to Sully and why she never let anybody in. Right here, Dana Vespoli’s acting really shines. It’s no secret she can act as she’s been in in countless plot features before, but this one really got to me, probably because it’s such a sad story and really brings a lot of issues to the forefront. After seeing how vulnerable Lefty is, Erin reveals that growing up she watched her pop beat up on her mom (I’m totally out of the mood at this point and don’t think it’s possible to get back in) and looked to Lefty as a role model for courage and inspiration after everything she did for women in combat sports. This interview was a lot for everybody involved, including me, because now we get a much needed bathroom break for Erin who takes the opportunity to splash water on her face. Same thing I did to wipe away the tears.

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Finally, we get some sex! Out of nowhere, they start making out in the bathroom doorway and the kissing has intent behind it which is always cool to watch. They make out for a while, just like in the 2nd scene, but this time it felt necessary, like this was the pair getting to know each other or something. Erin takes control when clothes come off, laying Lefty on her back and kissing her way down her body until to reaches Lefty’s pussy. She licks her pussy like she’s fucking her idol, which is a big nod to Bree. She stays in character even with the sex, and in a feature where the acting is crucial to the movie you have to appreciate that. Plus, she makes Dana grab bed sheets and nut all over the place! Lefty definitely returns the favor when Erin sits on her face. I’m pretty sure she came at least 2 times while up there, and watching her lose control of her body again was priceless. I kept my eyes on her torso almost the entire time in sheer amazement that 1. her body could handle all that convulsing without skitzing the fuck out for real, and 2. at how much of a workout she was getting. I know sex is a great way to exercise but this is better than the ab belt thingy they’re always selling on daytime TV!

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After that pure pleasure overload, Erin kisses Lefty as if to say “thank you” which would be the right thing to do at this point. They get into a really sexy position where they’re face to face on their knees and begin to fondle each other. I can’t even explain the excitement this brought into my life! Erin sucks Lefty’s nipples while fingering and fondling her clit which naturally sends Lefty completely over the deep end and the result is a bunch of sexy yet funny faces that you can tell are just straight up bodily reactions and the whole thing is intoxicating. They flip one more time and Erin gets yet another workout as Lefty licks and sucks her pussy, swallowing all the cum in the process.

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The couple kisses until the scene fades and then we get to watch brief clips of Lefty at the gym training and getting pumped and taped up in the locker room before the big fight. She takes a moment and, I’m guessing, says a few words to Sully looking on from the afterlife, and gets ready to hit the ring when in walks new boo, and successful journalist, Erin with a surprise for the champ. She found her daughter and brought her to the match. Not sure I’d want my daughter to watch me get hit in my face the first time we meet, but Lefty’s the best in the business for a reason and she kicks Hernandez’s ass. We never do know if Hernandez put off retirement or not.

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I thoroughly enjoyed Lefty. The sex was exactly what you would expect from Sweetheart and Dana Vespoli, and the plot was beautifully written, but what really did it for me was the acting. Everyone sold their character and brought the emotion of the story to life. As a viewer you can’t ask for much more than that.

Check out Lefty here and comment below to let me know what you think.

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Hot Reviews: A Thing Of Beauty

When I began watching Dana Vespoli’s A Thing Of Beauty, I knew a few things right off the bat-it was going to be super hot, compelling, and maybe a little twisted. What I wasn’t prepared for was the incredible pornographic psychodrama that ensued. Of course, any porn directed by a woman has my immediate attention, but Dana Vespoli’s directorial work has a specific style and finesse that is nothing short of artistic.

A Thing Of Beauty is, of all Dana Vespoli’s films, a standout favorite of mine. As both a bibliophile and a professional pervert, I was ecstatic to find that Dana based her premise for Beauty off of the 2015-06-18_15-04-16classic Faustian legend of one selling their soul to the devil in order to gain an earthly desire. In this case, Bree Daniels is a depressed, mousy girl working a shitty temp job. She can’t get a man to save her life, and she’s at the end of her rope…literally. Just before Bree is about to end it all, she sees an infomercial on her TV for the “Victoria Hook Two-Part Plan” to turn things around and start living the life that she deserves. Bree watches as the scary-beautiful Victoria, played by Dana Vespoli, works her she-devil magic and sells the hell out of the extremely vague plan that consists of “believing and receiving.” Easy enough, Bree figures, and calls the number on her screen. She has no idea what a fateful, yet sexy, decision she’s made!2015-06-16_11-46-03

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After meeting Victoria Hook and signing some documents (without paying much attention), it’s official-Bree Daniels has made a deal with the devil! Victoria ensures her that the life-changing effects of this pact will be noticeable within 24 hours. Bree goes home, 2015-06-18_15-06-42unaware of the price she’s just paid, and goes to bed. When she wakes up, looking more like the Bree Daniels-sexpot we’re accustomed to seeing, she has an extra pep in her step and she’s ready to see what this two-part plan is all about. As she’s walking down the street, she runs into none other than the dreamy Logan Pierce. Once Logan gets a glance at Bree’s newfound confidence and rockin’ bod, he invites her out for coffee. Sparks fly as they desperately clutch their Starbucks cups in order to conceal the copyrighted logo, and soon the new couple is headed to the bedroom. This was the first guy-girl scene of Bree’s that I’ve watched, and fans of her lesbian work will be pleased to find that she’s as demure as ever even while being ferociously penetrated. Logan starts out the foreplay by eating Bree’s pussy with her perfect ass in his face. I mean, seriously, look at her flawless, porcelain cheeks. She’s got quite the jealousy-inducing booty! After some expertly executed cunnilingus, Bree goes to town on Logan’s handsome cock. The sex that follows was nothing out of the ordinary for a straight, hardcore scene, but watching two gorgeous people fuck is always awesome.

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The following Monday, Bree lands a new job and can’t wait to get started. She takes the bus to the address of her new office, but finds that the directions led her right into the middle of the woods. Things are starting to get creepy! Shadows pass in the forefront and Bree is rightfully creeped out. Suddenly, two mysterious women-Sinn Sage and Karlie Montana-appear out of nowhere at Bree’s side. They’re wearing top hats and all black, and something about the look in their eyes makes evident the fact that 2015-06-18_15-11-54Sinn and Karlie are not of this earth. In fact, I’m pretty positive these chicks are demons sent by Victoria Hook. Well, the demon-girls grab Bree and pull her down into a graffiti-covered tunnel, where they proceed to grope and undress the frightened girl. They laugh and moan and inform her that they’re going to make her “do things she’s never done before.” Soon, Sinn and Karlie have Bree pinned against the wall as they lick and finger her pussy. Bree meekly submits to the Sapphic fiends and a hellishly hot lesbian threesome ensues! For someone who was raised Catholic, the demonic dirty talk hit home in a specifically sexy-but-scary way for me, especially the Jesus-cross dildo that Sinn and Karlie fuck Bree with. This was a seriously twisted, awesome scene.

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I admit this is my favorite scene. Bree must’ve passed out after Sinn and Karlie fucked her brains out, because she awakens in a weird 2015-06-18_15-13-52plane of existence that is surely hell. Bree opens one of the velvet curtains she’s surrounded by to reveal Lea Lexis adorned in a spine-chilling ballerina-doll costume, dancing in pointe shoes like she’s possessed. That freaks Bree out, as it should, so she moves on to the next curtain to see what lies behind. Bree opens the curtain to everyone’s favorite femdom, Aiden Starr, cinched in a leather corset with appropriately black, demonic makeup covering her face. Aiden is caressing Skin Diamond, asking if she’s in pain. Skin Diamond is a fallen angel, and her wings were ripped off, as evidenced by the feathery scars on her back. Aiden makes Skin Diamond say that she’s better off without her wings, and Aiden proceeds to spank Skin Diamond’s gorgeous ass. In typical Aiden Starr style, Aiden says some hilarious shit while she dominates Skin Diamond. When Skin Diamond moans “oh god” as Aiden continuously stimulates her G-spot with her fingers, Aiden stops and demands, “Don’t say ‘god’ anymore.” Because, get it, 2015-06-18_15-16-12they’re in hell! Aiden flogs Skin Diamond while asking her why she’s such a fucking slut, but Skin Diamond doesn’t have a good enough answer. “You’re a fucking whore for no good reason?” Aiden quips, and continues punishing her ass with the flogger. When Skin Diamond pushes her ass out, Aiden says, “This is the naughtiest little pussy I’ve ever laid my fucking eyes on.” Aiden makes Skin Diamond eat her pussy as some really hot punishment, and Skin Diamond is able to make her cum. Aiden is proud of her angel-turned-devilslut, and some really awesome strap-on sex ensues. I can’t give this scene enough credit, so if you like kinky lesbian scenes, just go ahead and watch it already!

 

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Bree’s mind is blown, as it should be, so she retreats back to another2015-06-18_15-19-55 curtain, where none other than the devil herself, Victoria Hook, and Mick Blue are about to get it on. Mick Blue is another fallen angel, and as Victoria gropes his body, she says, “I love turning good boys out.” Victoria shakes her hot ass and tells Mick, “So many bad things have happened here.” That’s all the she-devil needs to say, and Mick rips open her pantyhose and begins to rim her. Victoria turns around and sucks Mick’s huge dick, and soon the two are having hardcore anal sex the way I’d imagine Satan would enjoy it. All throughout the ass-pounding, we know Bree is watching from afar. When the steamy encounter is over, Victoria Hook approaches Bree and informs her that she’s cashing in on her half of the deal. This is the part in all Faustian schemes where the devil collects the protagonists’ soul, and even this porn movie doesn’t skip out on that half of the deal. When Bree realizes she’s sold her soul to the devil, 2015-06-18_15-24-56she puts her head in her hands and calls Victoria “heartless.” In response, Victoria reveals that-indeed-her heart has been ripped out of her chest, right between those perky tits! The only way Bree can get out of this deal is if she offers up another soul to Victoria in replace of her own. When Victoria asks if she’d sacrifice Logan Pierce’s soul instead, Bree admits that she could never do that to someone, and somehow this pure-heartedness frees Bree from the deal! Suddenly, Bree wakes up at home in bed with Logan, and *cue Biggie* -IT WAS ALL A DREAM. Thankful she isn’t stuck in hell with those sex-crazed demons, Bree wakes Logan up and begins to kiss him. Logan pans over to the camera, and the last thing we see before the screen goes black is his face transform into a dark, devilish grin.

All in all, A Thing Of Beauty is one of the coolest movies I’ve had the privilege of reviewing at HotMoviesForHer, and I highly suggest you check it out; if not for the incredible sex, for the insanely cool plot. Dana Vespoli has truly created a porn masterpiece here, and I’m really thankful that intelligent female directors like her are so active in the industry these days. For more movie reviews and sex-related stuff, follow me on twitter @BridgetXXXXXXX and all of us @hotmoviesforher!