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10 WTF Halloween Costumes With Their WTF Descriptions

If you get through this post without shaking your head in disgust, then….well I just don’t want to be friends with you anymore. Common denominator: boobs. blank A Peacock “The peacock is one bird that knows how to do it right. If you want to get the attention of someone special, just display some bright colored feathers and show off your best moves. Of course, most humans aren’t naturally born with a set of sexy feathers, but we got the cure for that. This costume brings together those beautiful feathers and a showgirl style that no bird could ever pull … Continue reading 10 WTF Halloween Costumes With Their WTF Descriptions

A Day in the Life of Helly Hellfire

Continuing the A Day in the Life of a porn star series, we have the honor of presenting to you, bombastic sex lady Helly “Hellywood” Hellfire. This fierce betty is a DJ’ing legend, having schooled dance clubs internationally with her illustrious music knowledge repertoire. Helly is also a fine star in the adult entertainment world as well. So ogle over her beautifully crafted ink and go on to read what a random day for her holds.     10am: I wake up and make fresh juice (my favorite is spinach, lemon, apple, ginger). Then, I finalize my packing so I … Continue reading A Day in the Life of Helly Hellfire

jessica drake Pretty Much Owns The Porn Industry

Trying to sort through all the nominees of The Sex Awards for our Featured Star, well, it wasn’t all that hard. We wish the best of luck to all the porn stars, and we certainly love them all, each in their own way, but the hottie of lower-case nomenclature jessica drake, just stood out with such an in-depth résumé. Case in point? She currently is up for thirteen and-a-half Sex Awards nominations. So, in honor of Sex Awards Week, let’s take a look at some of her nominations and why she should win, in pictures.   Porn Star of The Year … Continue reading jessica drake Pretty Much Owns The Porn Industry

10 Reasons Why Women Watch Porn (Or Should)

Porn is the ultimate slice of cake. It can be tempting, revolting, or have different flavors (and if that’s what your into, it’s totally up to you). Sure, it’s known that men indulge quite a bit, but women are all up in that ish too, because, you know we also have the internet.   1. It’s like a 5 Hour energy shot for your sex drive when your partner(s) is/are getting boring or predictable or absent.               2. Spanking kind of hurts in real life. And [enter your secret fantasy here] would definitely hurt in real … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Women Watch Porn (Or Should)

Big Brother 15 Housemates and Their New Careers

I do not have a history of following Big Brother 15. In fact, up to the events of this particular season, I did not know the rules, the format, anything at all about the show other than it’s a reality show of people manipulating their way to money. Or, to put it in a gentler light, “a social experiment”. But now, the cast of the current season is sweeping the news feeds with shocking bigotry and inappropriate comments that are flooring the nation. Two members have even lost their jobs because of statements and whispers caught on the 24-hour live … Continue reading Big Brother 15 Housemates and Their New Careers

Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

On May 20, Moore, OK suffered too much loss and too much damage due to one of the worst EF-5 tornadoes ever recorded. And horrifically, days later, they were struck again. So when businesses like The Kerr Foundation, who formed a group called “XO” or “Hugs and Kisses” to rally support for those affected, we should get behind it. Baci Lingerie heard the word and just donated more than $15,000 in bras for women in the grief-stricken zones. XO plans to take that and other donated women’s wear and open up a pop-up boutique free of charge to the ladies, … Continue reading Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any other stereotyping. But I’ll tell you what. Here, at this blog, we did some serious discussing, and as long as I could prove that years and actual knowledge went into the “nerd” title, than the stars in question got the seal of geek-proval. The link below is a video of pornstars that are not nerds (which is totally fine), with the exception of Bobbi Starr, but I’ll get to that in … Continue reading The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Here’s a lady that I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this year — Dayna Vendetta. I’m sure as shit you’ve heard of her already, seen her, jerked off to her, but have you watched the lady after her redux? She’s a redhead bombshell now, and hell yes does it make a difference. She’s just signed up to work with the stellar team over at The Rub PR, and OC Modeling. She’ll be launching her new site soon, DaynaVendettaXXX.com, and expect some anal action coming shortly. – Hopefully, at this point in the day you’ve been alerted to the … Continue reading SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

And the Cup came home! I guess I haven’t shared my hockey obsession here much or…ever…but it’s a dedicated passion of mine, besides boobs, diet coke, and dresses. Being from Chicago, I’m a huge ‘Hawks fan, and just want to offer my congratulations for being Stanley Cup winners again, even if this season was a jumbled, shortened mashy lump. Ah. Brings back memories of being in the midst of chaos on Clark St. just a few years ago. – I’m still mourning over the end of Game of Thrones. And the nudity of it that I can no longer enjoy … Continue reading Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

Newest Sextastic Porn Ladies of 2013

Meet the Freshman Class of 2013 It’s the end of June. Which means six months in, the ladies below have done wonders in only half a year, and we expect big things for these eight babes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Karmen Karma why//she beat out nine girls for top spot as Exxxotica’s fan-chosen New Girl On the Block award winner. sample tweet//Bubble butt playing in the tanning bed is dangerous. where you’ve seen her//Pretty Dirty vol.5 find more//twitter –  Romi Rain why//she may be blunt, but she’s still sweet and full of intellect, and has been featured in Hustler and Inked already. sample … Continue reading Newest Sextastic Porn Ladies of 2013