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10 WTF Halloween Costumes With Their WTF Descriptions

If you get through this post without shaking your head in disgust, then….well I just don’t want to be friends with you anymore. Common denominator: boobs. blank A Peacock “The peacock is one bird that knows how to do it right. If you want to get the attention of someone special, just display some bright … Continue reading 10 WTF Halloween Costumes With Their WTF Descriptions

A Day in the Life of Helly Hellfire

Continuing the A Day in the Life of a porn star series, we have the honor of presenting to you, bombastic sex lady Helly “Hellywood” Hellfire. This fierce betty is a DJ’ing legend, having schooled dance clubs internationally with her illustrious music knowledge repertoire. Helly is also a fine star in the adult entertainment world … Continue reading A Day in the Life of Helly Hellfire

jessica drake Pretty Much Owns The Porn Industry

Trying to sort through all the nominees of The Sex Awards for our Featured Star, well, it wasn’t all that hard. We wish the best of luck to all the porn stars, and we certainly love them all, each in their own way, but the hottie of lower-case nomenclature jessica drake, just stood out with … Continue reading jessica drake Pretty Much Owns The Porn Industry

10 Reasons Why Women Watch Porn (Or Should)

Porn is the ultimate slice of cake. It can be tempting, revolting, or have different flavors (and if that’s what your into, it’s totally up to you). Sure, it’s known that men indulge quite a bit, but women are all up in that ish too, because, you know we also have the internet.   1. It’s … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Women Watch Porn (Or Should)

Big Brother 15 Housemates and Their New Careers

I do not have a history of following Big Brother 15. In fact, up to the events of this particular season, I did not know the rules, the format, anything at all about the show other than it’s a reality show of people manipulating their way to money. Or, to put it in a gentler … Continue reading Big Brother 15 Housemates and Their New Careers

Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

On May 20, Moore, OK suffered too much loss and too much damage due to one of the worst EF-5 tornadoes ever recorded. And horrifically, days later, they were struck again. So when businesses like The Kerr Foundation, who formed a group called “XO” or “Hugs and Kisses” to rally support for those affected, we … Continue reading Sovereign Syre’s New Project, Fourth of July Weather – Morning Quickie

The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any other stereotyping. But I’ll tell you what. Here, at this blog, we did some serious discussing, and as long as I could prove that years and … Continue reading The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Here’s a lady that I’m sure you’ll be seeing a lot of this year — Dayna Vendetta. I’m sure as shit you’ve heard of her already, seen her, jerked off to her, but have you watched the lady after her redux? She’s a redhead bombshell now, and hell yes does it make a difference. She’s … Continue reading SB#5 Has Died, Get Your Mile High Card in Ohio, Drawing a Penis is Now Automatic – Morning Quickie

Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

And the Cup came home! I guess I haven’t shared my hockey obsession here much or…ever…but it’s a dedicated passion of mine, besides boobs, diet coke, and dresses. Being from Chicago, I’m a huge ‘Hawks fan, and just want to offer my congratulations for being Stanley Cup winners again, even if this season was a … Continue reading Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

Newest Sextastic Porn Ladies of 2013

Meet the Freshman Class of 2013 It’s the end of June. Which means six months in, the ladies below have done wonders in only half a year, and we expect big things for these eight babes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Karmen Karma why//she beat out nine girls for top spot as Exxxotica’s fan-chosen New Girl On the Block … Continue reading Newest Sextastic Porn Ladies of 2013